Chapter 2 Who's Disgusting
It was still early, and the distant east was just a faint hint of morning light, and Zhang Shou went out even more unhappily. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Walking out of the door only fifty meters, I saw a person who looked like a little eunuch pulling his neck and chirping. That's right, he's really crowing, a voice higher than a rooster than a rooster.
What the hell, Zhang Shou thinks he won't be in the circus, right? With a puzzled face, he looked at the actor who bent down behind him. Just at this glance, the actor understood, bent down and walked quickly to the little father-in-law who was playing Ming'er, kicked him on the leg fiercely, and scolded in a low voice: "What howl? Didn't you see that the prince was already here? Don't get out of here! ”
The little father-in-law immediately fell silent like a chicken whose neck had been pinched, and fell to his knees with a rolling belt.
The actor returned to Zhang Shou and said with a flattering smile: "Master, this chicken man doesn't know what to do, he disturbed your dreams, see if the slave doesn't punish him severely!" ”
There was a fierce burst between the words.
Zhang Shou twitched the corner of his mouth, it was obviously you who disturbed the master's good dreams, and you wanted to blame others so soon. When he came back to his senses, Zhang Shou found a problem, and suddenly became excited and asked: "History records that the chicken man didn't knock on the bang to tell the time, why did this really hit Ming'er?" What a big discovery. ”
The actor immediately replied: "Isn't this your idea?" What else does the chicken man say is not worthy of the name. ”
Zhang Shou rolled his eyes with a blinded face, the original owner of his body still looked strange.
There was nothing to say all the way, Zhang Shou walked in a walk, only to see that there were high walls, pavilions and buildings one after another, and the carved beams and paintings were gorgeous and extraordinary. Three steps on the first floor and five steps on the pavilion, the foot is the white jade avenue, the top of the head is the glazed forest, the early sun rises, full of golden light.
Zhang Shou looked a little anxious. It was only now that he realized that he didn't know where he was going or what way to go. If you follow the current situation, you will walk when you see the road, but I am afraid that you will not have a chance to return to the sleeping place for a day.
"Hey, who's that, how did you lead the way, where are we going early in the morning?" Zhang Shou turned around and scolded.
"Master, this is the way you lead." The actor's father-in-law muttered in a low voice.
"What did you say?"
"I didn't say anything, master, we're going to Wenhua Hall to listen to the lecture, but if it's late, we will be punished by Mr." The actor chattered, "It stands to reason that we can go by car, but the slave is afraid that she will not be able to show respect to Mr., so she will walk without permission." ”
Zhang Shou listened to this, how did he listen to it, how could there be a sense of reward, and he was angry and immediately didn't fight in one place, and he was a little uncomfortable, his thin arms and legs have walked so many wrongful roads, and it was all your grandson's own initiative, and he still had the face to ask for rewards?
"Hehe, come here, what's your name?" Zhang Shou smiled and beckoned to the actor.
"Master, you are really a noble person who forgets things, and you don't even remember the slave maid who has served you for many years, little Liu Jin."
Zhang Shou smiled and said nothing, but he was secretly surprised in his heart, this person was called Liu Jin! If it weren't for the coincidence that this person is really a famous film and television drama star Liu Jin and Liu Gonggong, wouldn't he have traveled to the Ming Dynasty, if he is not mistaken, he is now the second most bizarre emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Emperor Zhu Houzhao?
Oops! Good days are coming!
Under Liu Jin's guidance, Zhang Shou, oh no, now named Zhu Houzhao, came to Wenhua Palace.
Wenhua Palace, where the prince studied after leaving the cabinet. The prince reads, and the Zhan Shi of the Zhan Mansion cooperates with the Hanlin Academy of Hanlin to lecture on the books of "Shangshu", "Spring and Autumn", "Zizhi Tongjian", "University Yanyi", and "Zhenguan Political Dignitaries", which are compiled into chapters in the early stage and enter the palace, and then go to the Wenhua Hall to lecture and read. After the lecture was finished, he led his subordinates to punish the important military affairs of the military and the grace of the princes with the imperial court, and said to the prince.
But today, on the first day when Zhu Houzhao came out of the pavilion to study, it was not an ordinary Hanlin bachelor, but Liu Jian and Liu Xixian, scholars of Wenyuan Pavilion.
Therefore, when Zhang Shou entered the Wenhua Palace, he saw an old man dressed in a brood rooster official supplement standing in the main hall with his back to the palace door, like a green pine biting on the cliff of Wanzhang Mountain, the wind was strong and did not move.
Liu Jian heard the sound of footsteps behind him and turned around. At this time, Zhang Shou completely saw this scholar of Wenyuan Pavilion. said that he was an old man, but in fact he was only in his early forties, but a few strands of white hair oozing from his temples made him look quite old.
In the Ming Dynasty, Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang dismissed the prime minister, and the emperor took over the power and handled the affairs of the family and the country. However, the later emperor was not as strong as his ancestors, and had to take a few people to assist in the government, so there was a cabinet, and the cabinet ministers were all bachelors from various palaces.
When Liu Jian saw Zhang Shou walking into the main hall, he hurriedly helped the official in his coat and hat, and knelt down solemnly and said, "Liu Jian, a scholar of the Chenwen Yuan Pavilion, has seen His Royal Highness the Prince. ”
This is the rule of the Ming Dynasty, the prince goes out of the pavilion to study by default, and he is only waiting to accept the canonization in the future. And the current emperor Hongzhi Emperor ascended the throne for ten years after Zhu Houzhao is such a son, in this way, Zhu Houzhao is the only prince of the Ming Empire, the second-in-command designated by the state, so it cannot but be solemn.
However, Zhang Shou is a socialist youth who has passed through the past from the 21st century and accepted Marxism for decades, and the emphasis is on the equality of everyone, and when he saw such an old man who was a few rounds older than himself kneeling for himself, he felt that he couldn't bear it, and he didn't get used to the transformation of his identity for a while, so he hurriedly went up to support the old man Liu and said: "The old man can't help it, how can the kid bear your big gift!" ”
It's just that Zhang Shou is just the body of an eight- or nine-year-old child, although he is relatively strong, he can't help Lord Liu. So, as soon as I exerted my strength, I lay down first.
Liu Jian glanced at this prince in surprise, and was quite moved in his heart. He had always heard that this prince behaved dissolutely, but he was eight or nine years old and couldn't wait to sing songs every night, so that the girls in the East Palace could sleep, but when he saw it today, it was very different.
"Prince Xie is sympathetic to the old minister." Liu Jian hurriedly got up and helped Zhang Shou who fell to the ground by the way, after all, the prince's move made him feel the warmth that he had not encountered in the officialdom for decades. Corporal Lixian, this is Corporal Lixian. The Ming Dynasty has such a prince, why worry about not ruling the world.
100 years of trees, 10 years of people. The foundation of a person's growth is in this golden decade, what kind of ninety-five honor does the Ming Kingdom think in the future, such a burden is now on my Liu Jian's body.
At this time, Liu Jian was full of confidence, with such a jade, how could he not get his diamond?
"His Royal Highness the Prince, it was the courtesy of the ministers to see the king, and what His Royal Highness did made the ministers very happy, and then it will be His Highness's turn to bow to the teacher, and the ministers can start lecturing."
Zhang Shou was not happy when he heard it, this old man said a lot. I couldn't bear to see you kneeling because the master was not familiar with the identity of the prince, and now that I think back to it, I remembered that in addition to the one on the dragon chair in this Ming Kingdom, I can still see the master I don't kneel.
But since it's a teacher, let's give some face.
Thinking of this, Zhang Shou walked up to Liu Jian, who was sitting on the Taishi chair, bowed and said, "Student Zhang ...... Ahh ”
Zhang Shou was unhappy in his heart, and his expression naturally showed a little bit of it. This was in Liu Jian's eyes, and he was quite unhappy in his heart, but when he thought that this prince had grown up in the deep palace since he was a child, and he was used to being presumptuous and indulgent, it was not easy to do this, so he followed the temptation and said: "Your Highness, this apprentice needs to worship the saint Confucius first, he is the sage of my generation of scholars, and he is the teacher of eternity, how can the scholar not worship him first?" ”
Zhang Shou thought about it, anyway, in his last life, when he took the college entrance examination, he didn't make a special trip to the Confucian Temple to worship, but unfortunately Mr. Confucius couldn't speak English and couldn't bless him with a full score in English. In this life, I think Master Confucius will have a lot of benefits, worship God more, and don't suffer losses!
Three kneels and nine knocks, that's impossible. Zhang Shou knelt on his knees, but only symbolically nodded his head twice and was about to get up.
At this time, Mr. Liu Jian spoke again: "Your Highness, your heart can't be insincere, and sincerity is spiritual." The Gulishi knelt three times and bowed nine times, and they couldn't miss a single bit. ”
Zhang Shou rolled his eyes, you are still calling Zhen'er here. The literati hate this, and they don't need to pay attention to it, no wonder Chongzhen's last sentence is to grit his teeth, 'Wenchen is a man who can be killed'. Nasty, really nasty.
It didn't matter, Zhang Shou gritted his teeth and stomped his feet in his heart, and sure enough, he knelt down again and completed the big ceremony of three bows and nine bows. You must know that the college entrance examination back then was just a bachelor's degree after three bows, and if you don't rule the world, you're sorry for the gold under your knees.
Sure enough, the status is different, and the ambition is different.
However, Liu Jian didn't know what Zhang Shou was thinking. Seeing that the prince had made a complete salute, he stroked his goatee with great satisfaction, and he was really a person who could listen to words, and what the king of a country needed was such a person.
"Okay, Prince, Sage Kong has already worshipped, and it's time to bow down to the ancestors."
Zhang Shou's head was big when he heard it, this is not my ancestor. Old Man Kong has a saying, what does it say, it is not a sacrifice for his ghosts, and it is a sacrifice. Master, I look like a flattering person, I don't even know how to write words when I'm so big!
But people are under the eaves. I want to rely on this identity to conquer the sea of stars.
After the same three kneeling and nine knocking, Zhang Shou felt that his personality was almost gone.
However, Old Man Liu spoke again: "Very good, very good, the matter of apprenticing to the teacher, first worship the saint, then worship the ancestors, and then worship the teacher, this is a great gift of humanity, and it is not allowed to be sloppy at all." ”
"So, isn't it time to worship you next?" Zhang Shou's face was full of spring breeze, but his heart was already turbulent.
"Your Highness's understanding is really excellent, draw inferences from one another." Liu Jian sat up, his figure straight, "Etiquette cannot be wasted." ”
"The teacher has a point." Zhang Shou smiled and said, "But the student wants to do one thing first." ”
Zhang Shou waved his hand and summoned Liu Jin, who was standing outside the hall and waiting. When Liu Jian saw Liu Jin coming in, his brows furrowed slightly.
"Teacher, my attendant's surname is Liu Mingjin, when I got up early this morning, he asked me to ask the teacher, are you two from your own family?" Zhang Shou said with some embarrassment.