Chapter 29 Education Plans (Part II)

"Wei Wen, announce to the outside world, young master, I am sick, seriously ill, I can't see the wind, my life is in danger when I see the wind, and all visitors will not be seen."

Wei Yan fled back to the hospital, climbed onto the kang with a bone, pulled up the quilt and covered his head, and hurriedly ordered Wei Wen, which startled everyone, Xie Jiuwan'er, followed him into the house, pulled down the quilt with his head covered, and asked, "What's wrong?" Did you encounter anything in the palace? ”

Finally found the organization! Finally feel warm!

Wei Yan burst into tears, hurriedly, like pouring beans into a bamboo tube, he told what happened in the palace today, focusing on the problem of the little princess, this guy was sad and inexplicable: "I haven't been a father yet, I haven't had a child yet, I have no experience at all, how can I answer this question?" Isn't this obviously bullying me, madam, our lives are hard, Li Xiaoer bullying me doesn't count, his daughter-in-law also bullied me, and he actually pretended to be sick, finger! It's outrageous! ”

"Okay, I've wronged you, it's okay, it's okay."

Xie Jiu couldn't help but smile, patting a man's back without any sincerity, the corners of his lips were crooked, cute and charming. Wei Yan was very entangled and depressed, and said angrily: "You say, can I say that question?" Deceive a child, I can't do it, if you don't deceive the truth, our little life may not be guaranteed, isn't this a clear pit for me? There are no human rights in feudal society! ”

Xie Jiu couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed out loud, laughing so much that a certain man had a resentful face, quickly stopped laughing, tried to endure it, and pretended to be serious with a certain man to denounce the bad Tang Empire head of state and his wife: "That's it, that's it, how can I ask you to answer this question, even if you want to answer, it should be answered when they are not around." ”

“……”

Wei Yan was puzzled and asked, "Madam, which country are you from?" ”

Xie Jiu is serious: "The people of Chang'an in the Tang Empire." ”

“…… I'm sick and can't see the wind, girl, please come back another day, don't send it, please go slowly. ”

Wei Yan rolled over and lay down, and said sullenly. This girl is really, staying with him, getting poorer and poorer, even if she is close to Zhu Zhechi, she has learned the skin of his humorous kung fu, but her skills are too poor. Either stun people, or sweat people, or the feeling of cold air transit, in other words, education, really is a long way to go, a hundred years of planning, education-oriented. This is a big problem, both in ancient times and in modern times.

"Nasty!"

Xie Jiu smiled and lay down beside Wei Yan, patting Wei Yan's futon.

"Hey, civilized people, don't do it!"

Wei Yan hurriedly parried, this sister is a character with an orange warning sign, if she misses, right, she will die. It is not easy for everyone to travel to ancient times, and it is fate to become husband and wife.

Holding Xie Jiu's soft body, gently, kissing her rosy lips for a while, and his hands wandering on other people's bodies, Wei Yan suddenly thought from today's experience, and said: "Xie Jiu, you said, we will have a child in the future, if the child also asks this question, what do we want to do?" Do you want to tell your child about the romance of the sperm brother and the egg sister? ”

Xie Jiu patted him and frowned: "What brother and sister are romantic?" Where do you think of this? ”

Wei Yan is serious and confident: "China Central Television, referred to as CCTV TV, it seems that the specific channel has forgotten, it seems to be called a column called Health Friends or something." ”

"......" Xie Jiu looked at Wei Yan's gaze, very entangled, for a long time, Xie Jiu said: "Fortunately, we are in Datang now, otherwise, the first thing to worry about is the adverse impact of TV on children." ”

Wei Yan smiled: "Not necessarily, my jam method was learned by watching TV, and I don't know if it succeeded, open it tomorrow and take a look, we can eat jam cake." ”

Xie Jiubai glanced at him and said, "Let's talk about it first, when we have children in the future, you can talk about sex education." ”

Wei Yan was dumbfounded: "Why? Why did I say that? Men and women should be equal, and there should be no gender discrimination. ”

Xie Jiu smiled, his smile was very charming, his eyes were very charming, he hooked Wei Yan's neck, and said softly: "In the two of us, whether it is the former modern or the current Tang Dynasty, the child has always been hello, the children are more afraid of me, in the future, the children will definitely be closer to you." In every respect, you're the right fit. ”

After speaking, his eyes were still blinking innocently, Wei Yan was angry, and his eyes widened, and he said, "This question, the female comrade said that it is more appropriate, right?" Xie Jiu, to be a responsible mother, you can't evade responsibility, do you want to add a problem child to society in the future? You must know that the position of the mother, in the minds of the child, that no one can replace, according to social surveys, children who lack maternal love, in the future, the chance of becoming a criminal is greater than that of ordinary children, do you want to go to prison to see our children in the future? Can you bear it? ”

Xie Jiu couldn't cry or laugh, just said something casually, and he really gave him a line. Glaring at Wei Yan, Xie Jiu said angrily: "You shouldn't wear the Tang Dynasty, you should be passed on to the revolutionary era, you must be a competent political worker." ”

"That's my pleasure!"

Wei Yan didn't give in, after speaking, he paused, and did not forget to add: "Of course, you also have to follow through, and we will be the red couple in the revolutionary era." ”

Xie Jiu snorted: "It's small, it's boring!" ”

Wei Yan subconsciously repeated, Dese: "Look, this is the authentic accent, your southern Mandarin, don't speak the Beijing dialect, it's not authentic, you know?" ”

“……”

Xie Jiu was so angry that he couldn't say anything, so he simply did it, Wei Yan was pinched and shouted: "Don't be like this, oops, don't do it!" ”

The next day, after a peaceful morning, noon, and in the afternoon, Wei Yan pondered, if he didn't come to arrest him into the palace now, the problem of the little princess should be solved, and he could rest assured.

"Your Majesty's command, Lord Wei Wei, please accept the order."

As soon as Wei Yan put his mind at ease, Xiao Huang's father-in-law rode a fast horse and galloped all the way to the door of the medical hall, shouting all the way in. His loyal servant Wei Wen faithfully carried out his orders: "Father-in-law Huang, the adults of my family are seriously ill and can't see the wind or guests. You see, this ......"

Xiao Huang's father-in-law looked like he had expected it, and said: "It's okay, when I came, Your Majesty said it, it's just a verbal message, no formality, you take me to Lord Wei's room, and I'll just announce it outside." ”

Wei Wen turned his head to look at Xie Jiu, and Xie Jiu nodded. Wei Wen had no choice but to take Xiao Huang's father-in-law to Wei Yan's room, the door and window were closed, and he was really a little afraid of seeing the wind. Wei Yan's voice came out weakly: "Little Huang's father-in-law is here, but I am seriously ill and can't see guests, it's really rude." ”

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Ahem, there's one more chapter! I decided to get up at noon tomorrow and send it, I'm not kind! If you want to shoot bricks or something, you can throw it away! I'm wearing armor and helmet! Wow kat k-