Who's going to save us? We are suffering, we are in dire straits, we need to save the world!

This is the voice of Wei Yan at this moment!

The people around him all pretended to be very busy, and none of them had sympathy and were willing to come to rescue him, including his son and her mother, the eldest grandson, the queen, who was busy with the illness at the moment. To be an actor, you also have to be professional, Queen Mother.

Wei Yan turned his head to look at the people in the hall, they all looked like they had their own duties, and they all seemed to be too busy, looking down at Princess Jinyang who was holding his left index finger and grabbing his robe with his right hand, raising his head, Baba looked at him, with a look of curiosity. Wei Yan misses a spell - you can't see me, you can't see me! Or, dig a hole, bury yourself, bury yourself for three or five years, and then come out to meet people.

Headache, not an ordinary headache, is quite a headache! What, can you pretend you didn't hear it?

The little princess tugged at his robe again and said, "Where did you come from?" The clever Lord Wei hasn't told his son yet! ”

"Uh...... Yes...... That one...... This ......"

The words in his mouth were all meaningless words, and Wei Yan scratched his head and hurt his brain. How do you answer?

The materialist point of view is the set of sperm and eggs, but how to talk about the concept of sperm and eggs? In case the little princess asks where it came from, this ...... What do you want him to say?! If you say it, will you be cut down by her mother who is eyeing her on the sidelines?! It's cute to say that it's cute, is it okay to say that the sperm brother and the egg sister are romantic? It doesn't seem to work! Still doesn't make sense.

The idealistic point of the saying, Pangu opened the world, Nuwa Niangniang went down to play, saw the great mountains and rivers, only birds and beasts, suddenly felt empty and lonely, so, a billet of loess, create people, let go of the world reincarnation, so, there are children's parents, there are children. It doesn't seem to be a very good statement, it's not good to deceive children, and the education book says that you can't deceive children and mislead children.

Bitter or not, think about the Red Army's 25,000, tired or not, think about the revolutionary old-timers. We were born in New China, grew up under the red flag, received many years of education by the party, and grew up vigorously bathed in the glory of socialism. If there are no conditions, we must create conditions.

After a bittersweet and very educational mental activity in his heart, Wei Yan wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and said with a smile: "This question is ......"

Wei Yan paused, his ears were very sensitive to catch the numerous inhalation sounds in the hall, and the eldest grandson queen who was coughing stopped coughing and returned to normal. The little princess looked at Wei Yan with bright eyes, looking forward to it: "Mmmm! Do you want to tell your son? ”

Wei Yan held his head high: "This question...... Princess, I'll tell you another story! Let's tell the story of King Kong gourd baby! It is said that after the seven brothers of the gourd defeated the scorpion spirit and the snake spirit, turned into a mountain and pressed the goblins under the gourd mountain for many, many years......"

The little princess covered her ears and said coquettishly: "Don't listen! Don't talk about it. ”

"Why? Doesn't the little princess like to hear my story? Oops, I'm so sad, no one listens to the story I'm told, I'm going to cry. ”

In order to divert the attention of the little son, a certain man decided not to be cheeky, to stop teeth, and pretend to be pitiful first. However, the iron facts have proved that the little son of Princess Jinyang is kind, beautiful, and the image is glowing with golden brilliance, and the little princess said very seriously: "The story of Lord Wei is very good, and the son likes it the most, but only the son listens alone, and the brother and sister are too pitiful, we have made an appointment, and the story of Lord Wei wants everyone to listen to it together." Well, don't listen alone, when everyone is here, Lord Wei will talk about it, okay? ”

So cute! Once again, I had the idea of stealing it back to raise it!

A certain man hurriedly shook his head, now is not the time to think about this, now is the time to think about how to get out of the predicament. coughed, and the guy hurriedly said: "Well, the princess is really a good child, kind and cute, worthy of everyone's favorite little princess." ”

"Hee-hee-hee......"

The little princess smiled happily, but, obviously, she had not forgotten the question just now, and then asked: "My son is a good child, and the wise Lord Wei must answer the child's question." ”

Wei Yan struggled for a long time and said, "Little princess, Your Majesty once told you that my knowledge is not good, right?" ”

"Hmmm! My father said, he said, you can't learn from Master Wei, you have to study hard, and be a good child who is better than Lord Wei. ”

The innocent words of the little princess caused a second degree of injury to a certain man, and the degree of disability, roughly estimated, how can there be a second degree. The corner of his mouth spurted out a mouthful of blood again, and he cursed a certain head of the Tang Empire ten thousand times in his heart, hoping that he could sense it and sneeze non-stop.

Wiping the blood from the corners of his mouth, Wei Yan cheered up, his expression remained unchanged, he continued to be kind, and said with a smile: "Yes, Your Majesty is right, you must not learn from me, if you want to learn, then learn from Your Majesty and Niangniang, Your Majesty and Niangniang, your Majesty and Niangniang's knowledge, higher than the mountain, deeper than the sea." We must resolutely learn from His Majesty and Niangniang. ”

"Hmmm! My son knows that my son has the word "Emperor" in his school! ”

The little princess has a well-behaved and cute expression on her face. Wei Yan was very pleased, and continued: "Mr. should have taught, let's ask questions, we have to ask people with advanced knowledge, I, poor learning, too bad, Your Majesty has already said it, so, I suggest that the little princess's question should be consulted by His Majesty and Niangniang, with the erudition of the two of them, they will definitely be able to help the little princess find out the answer." ”

As soon as Wei Yan's voice fell, over there, Empress Changsun coughed again, this time, it was real, not a fake cough, the reason was that she was so frightened by a man's words that she didn't have time to swallow saliva for a while, and she was choked.

"Really? Can you ask your father and mother to know? ”

Wei Yan said quickly: "How can the princess know if she doesn't try, right?" We must have a practical spirit. ”

After speaking, Wei Yan said again: "The queen seems to be a little uncomfortable, can the little princess go over and beat her back?" I went to the doctor to see my mother. ”

"Good!"

The little son ran over, and behind the very well-behaved stationmaster Queen Sun, he beat the back of the eldest grandson. Wei Yan didn't dare to look at the calm eyes of Empress Changsun with evil spirits, so he hurriedly saluted and said in a low voice: "Niangniang, please take care, take medicine as soon as possible, there is still an urgent matter in the minister's family, so I will retire first!" ”

After speaking, I couldn't wait for my father and mother to have two more legs, and I fled as if flying, and the eldest grandson queen coughed non-stop, and I didn't have time to call him, so I could only watch Wei Yan escape, and his cultivation was completely destroyed, and he faced the little face that the little princess was looking forward to with a bitter face.