"Don't poke it until 2015, when the two of us have already gone to the Netherworld to match. Don't make me wait any longer, okay? This anxious feeling is not pleasant! If you wait for old age, even if you can get on the horse, I'm afraid you won't be able to lift a gun! ”

Liu Xingmeijun's face turned red, and she said angrily: "You are really stinky and shameless, you have something that your mother raised but not taught by your father!" ”

He grinned and said, "If you want to go to the temple to be a monk early, what kind of marriage are you going to get married, you have to do shameless things when you get married!" ”

"You're no different from a ruffian!"

"Otherwise, let's find someone to talk to and say, you are my wife, but you don't let you get close, what's the matter?!"

"If you have the ability, find someone to talk to, as long as you can open your mouth and not be afraid of being embarrassed!"

"I-I-"

He opened his mouth and stammered, but he was fascinated by the flower-like willow Xingmei again, but he could only sigh with admiration, like a monkey in a hurry scratching his ears and cheeks, how can this kind of husband and wife be embarrassed to talk to others? If others knew, they wouldn't have to laugh and lose their souls! He said in a helpless tone: "Good food is not afraid of being late, I'll wait!" I didn't go to school, I didn't have much education, my father's big characters couldn't fit in, and the ones I learned from him had already been pulled out with the stool! I know that men and women are also self-taught, but you still can't let me get it! ”

"Don't be delusional, but I always feel like I'm a flower stuck in cow dung!"

He smiled cheekily and said, "With my cow dung as fertilizer to provide you with nutrients, your flower can grow vigorously." ”

Liu Xingmei smiled again and said: "I really can't see that you kid is clumsy, but you will also be flamboyant, can you say things that make people laugh?" ”

"This is a bun with meat, not on the pleats, I am difficult to open to others, but in front of you, I will open the conversation."

"Why is that?"

"It's been a few days, so I'm familiar with you!"

When Liu Xingmei heard what he said, she was stunned.

"What, your relatives are here and won't leave?"

"What do you mean?"

"'Moon'!"

Liu Xingmei sighed and said, "It's easy to send God, it's hard to send God, and it's time to grow up as an ambassador!" ”

"I'm hoping that you can get your 'relative' out of the door as soon as possible," he said, "so that you and I can go under the covers." ”

"Shameless to die, you think beautifully!"

"Who wouldn't want something beautiful?! But I saw that there was no blood in the pit, so why was it endless? Hurry up and beg the Bodhisattva to send it away, don't let my husband be in vain anymore, and don't be like a jade! ”

"Get out of here! I thought you were honest, listening to your words today, it wasn't a good thing! ”

He sighed twice, and then comforted himself and said, "I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, I'll wait, wait, wait—I'll wait until the flowers are gone!"

Liu Xingmei couldn't help but smile at his perseverance and even a little funny attitude, didn't say anything, and continued to wash the things in the basin.

He stood up dejectedly, couldn't help but hold back a breath of anger in his heart, and leaned forward and leaned over Liu Xingmei's ear and said, "I think you owe that!" ”

Liu Xingmei didn't understand what it meant, so she asked, "Which one?" ”

He quickly ducked to the side, gritted his teeth and pulled a word out of his mouth: "--!" ”

saw Liu Xingmei suddenly stand up, picked up the laundry tub and splashed it at him. He dodged in a panic, but he didn't expect to retreat to the wall, and as a result, even the water belt, underwear and socks ran to him, and he immediately became a soup chicken.

Liu Xingmei smiled and leaned forward and backwards, which really gave people the imagination of flowers and branches trembling.

Even though he was very embarrassed at this time, he didn't forget to pay attention to Liu Xingmei's towering chest, which trembled violently at that moment. He couldn't help but think in a trance: it was like standing under a tree and looking up at the pears hanging from the branches when he was a child, trying to tiptoe to reach them, but only unattainable dry eyes!

At this moment, his father and mother pushed the door and walked out. Seeing this scene, they were all stunned.

His mother hurriedly asked, "What's going on?" ”

I heard Liu Xingmei say confidently: "Your son is a hooligan to me, he is teasing me!" ”

He was wiping the water on his head, but he didn't know what to say, and in a hurry, he hurriedly said in embarrassment: "It's okay, we're having fun!" ”

His mother looked at Liu Xingmei and said: "You are two people, what other hooligans are not hooligans who are not molesting or not, if outsiders hear this, they are not afraid of jokes?" I thought I didn't have a tutor! ”

His father glared at him fiercely and scolded: "It's insulting to Sven, what kind of system!" Useless things, poking cats and teasing dogs, it's not in shape yet! ”

Liu Xingmei looked at him with a red face and a thick neck, pursed his lips and smiled proudly.

At this time, he spit, and suddenly felt that his mouth could taste the smell of a woman from the dirty water of his underwear and socks, and he began to smack his mouth, as if he had an endless aftertaste.

In short, in that rare smile, he seemed to see hope.

Probably Liu Xingmei saw his greedy virtue in his eyes, and in the funny, she was a little disgusting-

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At night, he pestered Liu Xingmei in every way, and made that kind of request, but Liu Xingmei was still strongly refused, like a chaste martyr, he was disobedient.

He was a little anxious, so he said, "Let me check!" ”

"You dare! If you dare to touch me, I will die for you! ”

After speaking, Liu Xingmei covered her head with a quilt and wrapped herself tightly, even a mosquito had nowhere to go, and she was not afraid of covering the hot prickly heat. He was like a deflated ball, sitting aside, he could only "look at Mei to quench his thirst", embarrassed and sad, this horse is really not allowed to ride! He is like a cat, he can only watch a hedgehog, but he doesn't dare to touch it lightly!

He muttered helplessly: "Daddy and mother are looking forward to holding their grandson!" ”

"You tell them, even if you want to be blind, you don't even think!"

Just yesterday, his mother seemed to see the clue from their awkward "husband and wife", so she looked worried, and asked him incoherently: "Are you with her—are you together?" ”

"Mother!" His heart moved, and he knew what his mother's words meant, and in embarrassment, he asked knowingly: "What's the matter?" ”

His mother couldn't say it clearly, so she left a sentence: "Your father and I are waiting to hold our grandson!" ”

This is something that no one else can help in a hurry!

He is also a stomach full of grievances, helpless! There is a comparison between him and Liu Xingmei, just like a spring mouse teasing a ruthless cat, although he has his heart but has no guts!

He watched his mother walk away, and scolded dejectedly: "Damn, it's really a blood mold that has poured eight lifetimes, what kind of wife is this marrying, they are all married, and they have to guard themselves like jade!" Waiting to hold grandchildren, people are not the kind of asexual reproduction! What about growing old together and giving birth to a noble son early? Difficulty! ”

If you are unlucky, you will stuff your teeth when you drink cold water, and you will hit your heels when you fart! He really sighed infinitely-

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