Since getting married, it seems that it is the first time I have seen her smile, it is really like a bewitching flower, so beautiful that it is indescribable, even indescribable. It turns out that this cold beauty can also laugh! It was an eye-opener to give him the feeling that he was discovering a new continent by Columbus. Looking at it, I was also excited. So, I squatted down to watch, looked at it, and saliva flowed out of the corners of my mouth unconsciously. He was obsessed with this cold woman to the point of being fascinated, as if he had been dragged into the abyss of **, struggling but unable to do anything. Liu Xingmei is simply a charming goblin in his eyes, which makes him hate himself in frustration for not having the ability of Sun Wukong to descend demons and eliminate demons! He was racking his brains to think about how to conquer her, and wanted her to be his own woman.

Liu Xingmei glanced at him and said, "Look at it!" Why are you still bleeding, it can't be some kind of illness, right? ”

He wiped his mouth and muttered: "This is salivation, it is a disease of greed, this disease can only be cured by you, you can rejuvenate with your hands, and your hands can get rid of the disease." They all say, 'I'd rather eat a bite of fresh peaches than a basket of rotten apricots', but why can't I eat your rotten apricots?! ”

"Fuck you, you move my shit shell mantis - fuck off! Don't be serious. Liu Xingmei smiled charmingly again.

In his opinion, it was a seductive smile, which made him feel the rejuvenation of the earth, and his heart felt like he was filled with honey. After being scolded, he couldn't help but quickly become disheartened again, feeling that the lethality was too strong and some couldn't bear it.

He looked at the apricot tree, sighed lightly, and said, "Some time ago, I also picked some apricots, and I thought that I would put them aside and wait for you to come and eat, but who knew that it would rot into a pot of porridge in two days!" ”

Now even the few that are left of the trees are gone.

Liu Xingmei didn't speak.

He didn't expect that he would be so flattering, but in exchange for people's disappreciation.

Seeing that she ignored her, and it would be boring to be bored if he was entangled again, he was ready to reluctantly walk away!

Unexpectedly, I heard Liu Xingmei say again: "Are you so kind?"

His eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said: "Of course there is, my kindness to you is something that can be learned from heaven and earth, if you don't believe it, if you bear it, I can take you a knife and take out my heart to see."

"Heaven and earth can be learned?" Liu Xingmei seemed to be playing with this sworn word.

"It's like a fake!"

"Some people say that you are stupid, when you were in your mother's house, I heard that you also had a nickname called 'fool', and now it seems that it is not like those two hundred and five? It's just a bit of a daze! ”

When he saw that he had been taken care of again, he couldn't help but feel overjoyed again, and although it didn't sound as flattering, it also gave him the opportunity to continue talking, so he had to endure the damage to his self-esteem, and smiled embarrassedly, so he scratched his head embarrassedly and said:

"It's called 'wise and foolish,' and even a fool can see it. When others give me nicknames, they have bad intentions, maliciously slander, and seriously erase my glorious image. ”

Liu Xingmei smiled again and said, "Is your image still glorious?" If you run to the mountains, don't let the hunters beat them like bears, I'm worried about you! ”

This hurts his self-esteem so much, it makes him feel ashamed! But I don't dare to get angry, because this is a rare opportunity to communicate, these days, I have been sticking to other people's cold butts with a smile, and today I finally let the dumb man open his mouth, and it is rare to open the chatterbox, which is enough to flatter him. The opportunity cannot be lost, and the time will not come again, so we must seize this fleeting opportunity, although it is not a heart-to-heart talk, but it is also unwanted, just think of it as this cold beauty's extrajudicial kindness to herself. So, it was better to swallow his anger and be cautious, so he had to be embarrassed and say, "You-you're quite good at burying people, you-"

Liu Xingmei sneered and said, "What are you?" Don't put up a pole for you and climb up, no one treats you like a monkey, and you're not afraid of falling? Shh ”

He could only say with a strong spirit: "It's better to use a ladder to heaven, and you can't reach it by climbing the pole." ”

"What do you mean?"

When he saw that Liu Xingmei had a good performance of not being ashamed to ask, his eyes lit up again and said, "I can take off the moon and stars and give them to you as gifts." ”

"Y-you-didn't expect you to be pretty good at coaxing, huh?" Liu Xingmei's expression was a little surprised.

"The hero is sad to pass the beauty pass!"

"Phew! Don't be afraid of the wind and flash your tongue, I think you look like a bear, people don't like dogs, and you are not reliable with heroes at all! ”

"Please don't hurt my pride, okay? I'm going to say that you're a dog looking down on people, and you're definitely not happy, but---you're judging people by their appearance, my self-esteem is very fragile, and I can't help rubbing your golden words! Don't think that you look like a woman with all the parts, if I didn't like you, I would have been empathetic all these years. ”

"Just you?! I don't look in the mirror, I must be related to Zhu Bajie and have been genetically affected! ”

"You don't inquire, my dad was a suave character back then, a cream boy, but he just made me a little out of shape! Don't look at the craftsmanship of a skilled craftsman, he seems to be poor in terms of creating people, but it's a pity that he can't go back to the furnace to make another one, right? It can only be used, it's just a pair of skins, but I have to mourn for it! ”

Liu Xingmei smiled again and said, "Listening to what you say, it doesn't look like an uneducated person." ”

He said smugly, "Yes, my father taught me a lot of literacy and told me a lot of stories in books."

"It's a pity!"

"What a pity?"

"You can't make a good blank without a good mold, I really doubt it-"

He couldn't help but be stunned and asked, "Doubt!" What do you mean by that? ”

"If you don't understand, ask your father to go, no, it's better to ask your mother to go!"

"I—"

Liu Xingmei didn't say anything more, just lowered her head and continued to rub the things she was washing. In the basin of clothes, a blurry picture seemed to be reflected among the churning splashes, and a handsome cream boy riding a jujube red horse became a longing that she still can't forget.

He pondered it carefully, and finally understood the meaning of her words, so he said helplessly: "It's just me, my father is my father, my mother is my mother, it's not bad at all." Besides, like Pan An and Song Yu, he can't stand his talent, just because of his appearance, he is probably touted by others. Bullshit beautiful man, if you don't believe it, you can go to hell and see for yourself. ”

"Are you cursing me?"

"How dare I, you haven't been my real wife yet, how can you waste your life in vain, right? Otherwise, this generation of women will give birth to a white child, right?! Your name is not recorded in Lord Yama's book of life and death, and black and white impermanence can't find you, so you can live boldly with confidence—live for thousands of years, and maybe you will cultivate to perfection, I-"

"you!" Liu Xingmei swallowed the laughter that had just emerged into her stomach.

So, he looked straight at Liu Xingmei again. Under her movements, the thin checkered clothes were made to tremble by the towering breasts, as if two little rabbit cubs were playing inside. His eyes felt like he was swinging on it, and he was a little dizzy.

Liu Xingmei still found these greedy eyes, so she looked up and said, "Still looking?" ”

He swallowed the saliva that poured into his tongue and said: "I look at my wife, my wife is good-looking, more beautiful than flowers, you just have this power, can you control it?" I haven't looked at other people's wives, if you peek at other people's wives, you can take care of it, but it's not! ”

Liu Xingmei almost laughed out loud again, but seeing that the posture was forced to hold back the laughter, she pursed her lips and still showed a few smiles, and said coquettishly: "Go see your 'empathy and don't love'!" Just like you, unless you're blind, you'll take a fancy to you! ”

He sighed lightly and said self-deprecatingly: "This is Wang Ba's matter of looking at mung beans, and there is Xi Shi in the eyes of his lover." I'm still full of masculine charm, but you don't have eyes and haven't noticed it yet! ”

"A big man, he can't be a Shih Tzu, I think it's almost!"

"Anyway, no plane tree can't attract a golden phoenix."

"It's also a sycamore tree, I think you're a stinky cypress!"

"Then you're an ugly crow?"

"It doesn't matter what it is, it's better than you!"

"You're rotten and your mouth isn't rotten."

"Twisted melons are not sweet!"

"I'll eat it if it's not sweet!"

"Then you have to wait until the donkey grows horns and the ox rolls!"

He sighed lightly again and said: "It's useless for you to dislike me, anyway, you are my wife, the raw rice has been made into cooked rice, and the two of us have become grasshoppers tied to a line, I can't jump and I can't run away from you, just accept your fate, it's pure providence!" ”

Liu Xingmei sneered: "It's Yue Lao who ordered the mandarin duck spectrum by mistake!" Am I your wife? Is raw rice ripe rice? ”

When he heard this mocking remark, he could not help but be angry, and his courage grew, and he said angrily: "You horse, which is both a stump and a fart, no matter how fierce you are, I will tame you to ride; It's raw rice, and I have to chew it with good teeth! ”

"Nasty! Rogue! Perverts! Shameless! Liu Xingmei picked up the dirty water in the basin and splashed it at him with her hand.

He didn't guard against this kind of sudden attack, he couldn't dodge, he just stumbled, made a squat, or let the water splash his face, the water flowed into his mouth, the taste was very bad, a little salty. He wiped his face, turned his head and spat twice. When I turned my head to see what kind of clothes were washed in the basin, it looked like a woman's panties and socks. He was sick to his stomach for a while, and he almost vomited.

Liu Xingmei giggled: "It's just that you drank your aunt's foot washing water, it tastes good, right?" ”

He wiped his mouth and said, "I think it must be worse than yours, but I haven't tasted it yet!"

"Then you just wait patiently, it may be the Year of the Monkey."

He couldn't help frowning, these words made him feel cold, as if a drooping heart slipped out from his chest and down his intestines through the dung door, and quickly fell into the ice cave!

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