"I'm sorry, sir, but this is not a tranquilizer gun." The "delivery student" smiled undiminished, and only used the gun in his hand to push Zhao Guangyi, "Or, do you need me to introduce you to this weapon?" ”

The Mandarin of the takeaway student has become a Tokyo accent of the Northern Song Dynasty at this time!

On Zhao Guangyi's face, the color of blood suddenly lost! He slowly raised his hands......

Xiao Wu breathed a sigh of relief, and he shouted outside the door: "Boss, the square team has succeeded." ”

Before his voice fell, another person walked in outside the door, also holding a gun in his hand, and the muzzle of the gun was aimed at Zhao Guangyi!

The atmosphere is tense in the small living room!

Zhao Guangyi raised his hand, looked at Fang Wuying, and then at Lei Jun, he suddenly laughed: "Sure enough, it's a useless scholar!" Do you have to call for foreign aid? ”

"The loser doesn't have to put on a high posture." Fang Wu poked him with a gun, "Go to the sofa!" ”

Zhao Guangyi remained motionless.

Xiao Wu said coldly: "Official, it's better to be obedient - he is no ordinary person, no matter how brave you are, you can't beat the special forces." ”

Zhao Guangyi's face changed slightly, he retreated to the sofa, Lei Jun put away the gun, took out the handcuffs and stepped forward to cuff Zhao Guangyi.

"Alright, done." Fang Wuying put away the gun with a smile and pressed Zhao Guangyi down on the sofa, "Rest for a while, Guanjia - oh, you are the Son of Heaven?" I wonder who came from the Song Dynasty. ”

Lei Jun pointed at Zhao Guangyi: "Xiao Wu, don't you want to introduce us to us?" ”

"I forgot." Xiao Wu smiled bitterly and made a gesture, "Everyone, the second monarch of the Great Song Dynasty and the younger brother of the founding emperor Zhao Kuangyin, His Majesty Zhao Guangyi of Song Taizong is this gentleman. By the way, right now, people are working as waiters in Xiaochengdu. ”

Fang Wuying, the ghost catcher, even applauded a few times mischievously.

Zhao Guangyi's glaring gaze was as if he was about to pounce on and slap Fang Wuying!

"It turned out that Zhao Guan's family arrived, and the small people were disappointed." Lei Jun smiled, "If Xiao Wu hadn't pressed the alarm button on the bracelet, the grass people wouldn't have had a chance to see the Son of Heaven." ”

Zhao Guangyi suddenly smiled coldly: "I only introduce me, why don't you also introduce yourself?" ”

His gaze went straight to Xiao Wu. This caused Lei Jun and Fang Wuying to go to see Xiao Wu together......

"Official, he is a lowly subordinate......"

Lei Jun wanted to tease, but was interrupted by Zhao Guangyi: "Do you really believe that he is just your subordinate?" If this person is just one of your subordinates, why should I follow him here? ”

The ambiance of the room, quirky up!

Fang Wuying and Lei Jun looked at Zhao Guangyi and then at Xiao Wu, and there was confusion in their expressions. But Fang Wuying hurriedly waved his hand: "Xiao Wu, your private affairs don't need to be disclosed to us." ”

Lei Jun looked at Fang Wuying and nodded.

"Even now, you still want to hide it from them?" Zhao Guangyi smiled sympathetically, "I advise you to recruit it." ”

Xiao Wu shrugged, he thoughtfully returned to the black high-backed chair, sat down slowly, and then looked up and smiled at the two men.

"Boss, Captain Fang, I'm really sorry to hide something from you all the time." His smiling expression didn't change at all, "Since Zhao Guangyi has found a place where I live...... Actually, I'm Li Yu of the Southern Tang Dynasty. ”

If it is in Japanese comics, Lei Jun believes that he must be able to hear the sound of his jaw "clanging" on the ground!

In the living room, there is silence, and the wonderful feeling controls people's breathing.

But after a while, Zhao Guangyi's hehe sneer came into their ears: "What a Southern Tang Li Yu, what a Li Houzhu!" ”

Fang Wuying reacted the fastest! He rushed to Zhao Guangyi in one step, grabbed a convenient chopstick next to him, and pressed it against the corner of Zhao Guangyi's lower eye: "...... Believe it or not, I'll poke a transparent hole for you?! ”

Zhao Guangyi reluctantly closed his mouth, but his expression was still full of disdain.

Lei Jun also came back to his senses, and he waved his hand indiscriminately: "...... How can it be?! ”

"It's true." Xiao Wu...... No, it's time to call him Li Yu now, and smiled, "Director Liang saved me, and not long after I took the drug, he sent him here for treatment......"

"But how old are you? Li Yu died in his forties! Older than me! ”

"I don't know." Li Yu said, "What I do know is that I have not been brainwashed, so my memory is not damaged at all - it seems that it is because of my participation in Director Liang's special biochemical experiments, plus the sequelae left by the treatment of the drug that I treated...... Director Liang said that although I look more than ten years younger, the internal aging has not stopped, and because the residue of the drug is difficult to deal with, a closer inspection will find that there are still many problems. ”

“…… Director Liang has concealed your identity. Fang Wuying let go of Zhao Guangyi, threw away the chopsticks and stood up, "I'm afraid your personal information was also destroyed by him, right?" ”

Li Yu nodded: "Maybe there is still somewhere, I don't believe that no one knows about it." ”

"At least Ling Juan doesn't know." Lei Jun finally calmed down, "This, it's hard to imagine......"

Fang Wuying poked Zhao Guangyi: "It's still unimaginable? He's here. ”

"Okay, since he's all here—" Lei Jun looked at Zhao Guangyi, "I can only accept the facts." ”

“…… Boss, will you fire me? Li Yu looked at Lei Jun a little worriedly.

"Fired you? Why should I fire you? ”

"Uh...... Because I'm ......," Li Yu scratched his head.

"Expelled you because you were an ancient?" Lei Jun looked at him like a monster, "Forgot that there is a shortage of manpower in the bureau now? Expelling you, where can I find someone to replace you? ”

Fang Wuying walked over and patted Li Yu on the shoulder, "The ancients were not monsters - even if they were monsters, Lei Jun, who could work, still wanted it." ”

Lei Jun gently rubbed his nose with his fingers, and then laughed, Li Yu's expression was much more relaxed.

Fang Wuying turned his head to look at Zhao Guangyi on the sofa: "This ...... What to do? ”

"Send it back." Lei Jun quickly said, "Since he came here in a daze, we can't leave him here." ”

"Go back?!" Zhao Guangyi's expression was frightened and angry, "No, I can't go back now!" ”

Lei Jun sighed: "What is so good about this 21st century?" Why don't you want to go home when you fall one by one? Would you rather be a waiter than go back to be an emperor? Why didn't I see what's so wrong with the waiter in Xiaochengdu? ”

"If you don't go back to the Northern Song Dynasty, then what do you want to do?" Fang Wuying spread his legs, leaned on the armrest of the sofa, and he pulled the knife on the coffee table to peel apples, "Official, are you addicted to being a waiter?" ”

He was playing with the dinner knife upside down, as if he was juggling, which was shocking to watch.

Zhao Guangyi turned his angry gaze to Li Yu: "...... Why could he stay here?! ”

"Him?" Fang Wuying turned his head and looked at Li Yu, "He has a university diploma, a regular job, professional skills, and a household registration in this city...... Come, official, show me, what do you have? Even the ID card is fake, right? How much does it cost? Fifty bucks? ”

Zhao Guangyi was speechless!

"I said that there is no response, you have created a civilized city, why do you still discriminate against migrant workers in the city?" Lei Jun walked up to Zhao Guangyi, sat down next to him, and looked at him: "Official, don't you miss your homeland?" ”

Fang Wuying sighed, he shook the knife in his hand: "Lei Jun, what are you inciting here?" If you want to be sensational, you have to be a great poet like Li Houzhu. ”

Li Yu frowned: "I know that you annoy poets in the square-but I have to declare, I am not a poet, I am a lyricist." ”

Fang Wuying glanced at him helplessly: "Porcelain man? Porcelain man, I'm afraid you'll smash it...... Let's be an iron man. ”

Lei Jun laughed, laughed and said, "I'm not talking nonsense." Official, to tell you the truth, this is not a place for you to stay, you have to go, you have to go, you have to go. If the 'civilized city' is destroyed by you next month, our mayor will be able to eat you alive and ......."

Fang Wuying put down the knife, bent down and tugged at Zhao Guangyi's handcuffs: "Let's go, official, come back to the bureau with us, you can go back to Tokyo in an hour - don't worry, it's not the Japanese one, it's yours." ”

Being dragged by him like this, Zhao Guangyi got up, his handcuffs were held by Fang Wuying, and he struggled to himself, so that his pace was slightly unsteady.

"You're gone." Lei Jun motioned to Li Yu - now he is back to Xiao Wu's identity, "It's time for you to rest today." Last night's night shift was enough. ”

After taking two steps, Zhao Guangyi suddenly stopped, he turned to look at Xiao Wu behind him, his eyes flashed with an indescribable strange light.

“…… Then, if you disobey your orders, you can survive here. He narrowed his eyes and said slowly, "Your beauty, after Xiao Zhou, I will take good care of it." ”

Xiao Wu's face suddenly turned as pale as paper!

“…… The disobedient Hou still thinks about her, doesn't he? He smiled wickedly and pointed to the computer screen opposite, "Don't forget this?" ”

Lei Jun was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at the computer on the table, but he only saw Hollywood movie star Audrey on the desktop. A black-and-white photograph of Hepburn.

Xiao Wu's idol is Audrey. Hepburn, as everyone knows, the desktop of his office computer is also a still from Hepburn in "My Fair Lady".

…… Could it be that Xiao Zhou looks a lot like Audrey. Hepburn?

Suddenly, Lei Jun heard a collision and shouting! A lightning-like left hook hit Zhao Guangyi's face hard and accurately!

The big man was beaten and staggered back a few steps, and finally fell to the ground!

Lei Jun looked at the subordinate in front of him dumbfounded, the other party's face was pale, his facial features were slightly distorted due to excessive anger, he stood there, his hands clenched into fists, blood oozing from his joints......

Fang Wuying whistled, and his expression was a little surprised: "The boxing technique is good, which gym did you practice in?" ”

Lei Jun slapped Fang Wuying's arm, turned around and tried to pull Zhao Guangyi who fell to the ground, but the guy was lying on the ground and didn't move. He didn't seem to expect this result at all, and his face was full of disbelief!

Xiao Wu was about to take a step forward, but Fang Wuying grabbed him: "...... Okay, it's still illegal for civil servants to beat people. ”

But Xiao Wu struggled to break free from Fang Wuying, walked straight to Zhao Guangyi, bent down and grabbed his collar!

"Listen to me." Xiao Wu gritted his teeth and said word by word, "If you dare to bully her again, be careful of your dragon body!" I can go back anytime...... I won't kill you, but I can still do it if I give you a knife from time to time like I did just now. ”

Zhao Guangyi was still in a daze!

The air in the room was frozen as if it were about to burst!

Fang Wuying sighed and pulled Xiao Wu away. Lei Jun also helped Zhao Guangyi up.

"Let's go, what are you waiting for?" He patted Zhao Guangyi on the shoulder, "Even if you are an old man, you can provoke him with one sentence - I have never seen Xiao Wufa so popular." ”

He pushed and took Zhao Guangyi out of the living room, Fang Wuying bent down and picked up the twenty-five yuan on the table, and shook it at Xiao Wu: "Two pho, a bowl of barbecued pork rice with old soup." You don't have to go out today. ”

Xiao Wu was stunned for a moment and smiled bitterly.

"Gone. You rest. ”

Fang Wuying followed Lei Jun out of the room and closed the door with his hand.

went downstairs, opened the car door, and stuffed Zhao Guangyi into the car, the guy finally came to his senses, and he began to roar: "Presumptuous! How dare a king of a dead country beat me! I won't give up! I...... I'm going to sue him! I...... I...... That's right! I'm looking for a news agency! I also want to find your Commission for Discipline Inspection! ”

Lei Jun couldn't hold back a wild laugh, he turned around and looked at Fang Wuying very seriously.

"Comrade Fang Wuying, just now, did you see what Xiao Wu did?"

Fang Wuying looked at him and spread his hands: "I didn't see anything." ”

"Me too."

Lei Jun closed the car door and pushed the stunned Zhao Guangyi again: "Next time, official, remember to take a picture with your mobile phone." Okay, sit down, it's time to drive. ”

Fang Wuying laughed and started the engine.