I packed my baggage and ran out into the street to catch up with the courtesan.

"Hey, where are you going?"

The courtesan sighed lightly and said: "Thank you Gongzi for saving me, but my parents have been killed by Zhang Jiao, and the rest of my relatives have left their hometowns and do not know their whereabouts, so I have nowhere to go for the time being, so I have to go with the flow." ”

"You are a weak woman, you are in chaos, and you will encounter accidents wherever you go."

"Alas, if there is chaos today, human life is not as good as grass ants, and death will die."

The so-called saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, but how can I take in a woman with two dogs and two men. I racked my brains, and suddenly I had a plan.

"If you don't have a place to go, I have a good place to live, not only to keep you alive and sound, but also to keep you prosperous and rich."

"I don't want to be rich and prosperous, I just have a place to live."

"You go and clean up and wait for me at the Taoist temple, and you come to the incense burner on the third watch."

The courtesan nodded and went.

On the third watch, I went to the incense burner as agreed, and saw that the courtesan was already waiting there, and she saw me and said, "Childe, are you going to elope with me?" ”

"Elopement is your size, you think too much."

"Then what do you want me to do here in the middle of the night? You want to possess me? ”

Although this woman's appearance is slightly worse than Diao Chan, she can't be narcissistic like this, how can she have so many thoughts.

I took out a piece of cloth to cover her eyes, tugged at her arm, and silently recited the incantation on the altar.

I took the courtesan to the present day and settled in a hotel, and when I took off the cloth on her head, the courtesa was shocked and said, "Could it be that this is a paradise?" ”

"It's not a paradise, it's a country outside the world, and you can make a career here."

"Huh? Extraterrestrial transgression, childe, oh no, gods, gods, bodhisattvas......"

The courtesan didn't know what words to use to describe me for a while, and she threw herself at my feet, why were ancient women so delicate. I helped her up and said, "I can bring you to such a beautiful place, and I can also take you to hell, and then you have to listen to me." ”

The courtesan burst into tears, unable to speak, and only nodded.

"Look at your clothes, I will give you a name for Tsing Yi, and you will be called Tsing Yi in the future, and you must not mention your past to others, you can't say that you lived in the Three Kingdoms in the past, you are Tsing Yi, a young, beautiful and versatile woman."

"Just according to Childe!" The courtesa looked at me carefully without blinking, probably at this moment she was thinking, why this fairy-like son in front of her was different from what she imagined, in her impression, the kind of fairy-like man was naturally dressed in white, holding a Xiao or a flute in his hand.

After three days of training, it is natural to take Tsing Yi to the mall to shop and change clothes, and Tsing Yi has roughly mastered the lifestyle in this environment.

Three days later, Tsing Yi is already a trendy girl wearing a dress and opening the APP with a smartphone in her hand to buy takeaway. So I bought some equipment and helped her open a live broadcast room.

Tsing Yi is versatile, proficient in blowing, playing and singing, and is by no means the kind of person who scratches his head in front of the video to attract money, and on the first day of the opening of the live broadcast room, he attracted more than 100,000 fans.

"Childe, is this how you heavenly courtesans perform for people?"

"Well, most of it."

"Why?"

"The people of our heavenly kingdom, most of them are dicks, they can only stay at home and watch, those who have more money are rewarded, and those who don't have money are sprayed with a few words, you don't have to pay attention to this at all."

"Oh, I watch a lot of people who don't have talent, they just scratch their heads and make poses, they can't sing songs, they don't dance anymore, and they don't know how to play musical instruments at all, is this also a performance? Why would anyone still watch it? ”

If I tell Tsing Yi that the people of Heaven like YY, she may ask me what YY means, forget it, I can't explain it and just don't explain it.

"You have too many problems, you only live your life here with peace of mind, here, men and women are equal, you can go outside and walk as you like, the money you earn is your own, you can spend it as you like."

"Oh no, Childe, I was rescued by Gongzi, and my great favor was not repaid, how dare I use my property privately."

"I said, the money you make on your own is your own."

"Tsing Yi is not obedient, Tsing Yi only takes one or two for life, and the rest belongs to the son."

It seems that Tsing Yi has not yet realized how cool it is to be rich, the world of flowers outside, the thousands of rivers and mountains outside, the sea of the Maldives, the hanging gardens of Babylon, and the romantic lover of France......

I confessed to Tsing Yi again and again, and then went back to the Three Kingdoms, if I don't go back, maybe Dog Er will die there.

When I returned to the Taoist temple again, Gou Er was practicing swords in the Taoist temple.

"Done?"

"What is it going to do?"

"Have you got the young woman?"

"What are you doing here?"

"Practice the sword!"

"I think you're practicing cheap!"

"Hey, hey."

"Has anyone been looking for me lately?"

"Liu Bei has been here a few times, but he came mysteriously."

Liu Bei's recent whereabouts are of course mysterious, he tied up the post supervisor and beat him, the provincial government is arresting him, he is hiding in Liu Hui's house, of course he came to me to ask me to give him a plan.

Just as he was thinking, Liu Bei's voice sounded outside the door: "Aha, Mr. Xia!" ”

"Xuande Gong."

"I heard that Mr. Xia Xianyou went, and I saw a colorful auspicious cloud appear in the sky this morning, thinking that something good happened today, and sure enough, Mr. Xia returned."

"Xuande Gong is good at laughing, how can there be any colorful auspicious clouds."

Liu Bei was speechless for a while, he smiled and looked around the Taoist temple, walked around the incense burner and said, "It is really a good place for self-cultivation." ”

"Since Xuande Gong likes it, why don't you come to the Taoist temple to live, eat vegetarian and drink tea."

Liu Bei sighed and said: "Alas, Bei is a relative of the Han family, Fang Jin's Han family is weak, and Bei An dares to lie on the bed and have a sweet dream." ”

"Since Xuande Gong has such ambitions, he should go to Kuangfu Han Chamber."

"Why don't you want to be like this, but you have no military power, you have the heart but you can't do it."

"It's said that ...... have come out of the barrel of a gun since ancient times"

"Alas!"

Liu Bei, I really want to beat him up.

"Xuande Mo sighed, you can only wait with peace of mind, opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared, you just need to grasp the opportunity, once the world changes, send troops to fight."

Liu Bei stayed in the Taoist temple for a while and left.

Gou Er asked me, "Do you want to help Liu Bei?" ”

"No, we're here to play the Three Kingdoms, help Liu Bei how to play."

"How do you play?"

Before I could tell Dog Er how to play the Three Kingdoms, there was a commotion outside the door, and some soldiers broke in very fiercely.

Then, a rough laugh came......