The laughter made me feel creepy, and the laughter revealed not only a murderous aura like a villain, but also an indescribably disgusting aura.

Could it be that this person is ......

"Aha, I heard that there was a strange person here recently, Liu Bei Cao Cao often came to ask for advice, I thought there was an immortal in the Taoist temple, it turned out to be a hairy child."

As soon as the words fell, there was a burst of laughter.

I turned around to see, the benevolent face but the vicious person in his heart is Dong Zhuo from Xiliang, this dead fat man begged for the yellow scarf in vain, and bribed the ten permanent servants, this time I remade the general, I broke into his mansion by mistake some time ago, took his translucent mirror, I don't know if this dead fat man saw my appearance clearly when he chased and killed me.

Dong Zhuo took two steps forward, touched his beard and looked at me.

My heart hangs in the air, for fear that he will recognize me, Dog Er is now three meters away from me, if he has any abnormality, I have to promise to pounce on Dog Er in the shortest possible time to take him away.

Dong Zhuo's fat body suddenly moved: "Hmph! ”

"I want you to join me in attacking the court, how about it?"

I looked at the people behind Dong Zhuo and said, "A certain talent, you can't go with the general." ”

"If you can give me advice and go and slaughter the traitors, I will make you a military priest."

This Dong Zhuo wanted to lead his troops to the cholera court, but everyone knew his end, and he may die more tragically than anyone else in the Three Kingdoms.

"The fate of the Han is free, how can the general go against the sky without permission!"

My meaning is very clear, it is to say that Dong Zhuo's entry into the imperial court is an act against the sky. Dong Zhuo was furious when he heard this, and drew his sword forward: "You dare to stop me!" ”

The soldier behind him grabbed Dong Zhuo: "The general must not kill innocents indiscriminately, and when we invade the court and make miraculous achievements, it is not too late to ask him again." ”

"Hahaha, you are a nobody, what can you do if you are nitpicky."

After speaking, Dong Zhuo led people away.

I looked at Dong Zhuo who was going down the steps, his fat body was like a quail, if it weren't for the fact that there were many people around him, I would have given him an electric baton just now and pushed him down.

When Dong Zhuo rode away, I went back to the room and took out "Taiping Technique", and I didn't turn out a page with spell content for a long time.

"It is rumored that learning this book can call the wind and rain, so we might as well learn this skill." Dog two said.

"Do you still believe in legends?"

"Believe."

"There's nothing in this book at all, it's just some Taoist ideas and medical skills."

"It's all a lie."

"If you believe in fiction, you're not an idiot."

"Forget it, I'll catch a few birds to eat."

"You go."

The Taoist temple is surrounded by a beautiful environment, there are all kinds of birds, many of the birds we have not seen fly everywhere, the dog caught a lot of birds, we burned a few beautiful birds at dusk, sat under a big tree and ate it.

"Beer is finished!" Dog Er said with his schoolbag in his handbag.

"I'm going to get you some." As I spoke, my tongue moved and turned out the curse, and suddenly I fell on the street of Thirty Mile Town, I walked into a small supermarket, filled a bag of beer, and just as I was paying for it at the counter, I suddenly found a few people on the other side of the road paying attention to my every move.

The cashier's movements were too slow, and those people had already gotten up and walked over to this side, no, these people must have some connection with the mysterious woman before, they may have met me by accident.

"No need to make change, I'll borrow your toilet here."

"Okay, go over there and turn right."

I walked into the toilet in three steps and two steps, and when I heard the people rushing into the supermarket, I chanted a mantra and snapped back to the temple.

"When I went to the supermarket to buy something, I met a few people who seemed to have a certain relationship with the person who tied us up before."

"Huh? What the hell is up to you? ”

"I guess it has something to do with the antiques we sold, if it's not Mr. Zhou's people, or he leaked the news, and there are bigger interest groups behind the scenes."

"Damn, these people are really greedy for money."

"They must have thought I knew some treasure, so they wanted to find me."

"Now they can't find you at all, who would have thought that you are now in the Three Kingdoms."

"That's right, come, eat the birds."

I was just about to open my mouth to eat meat, Liu Bei came again, this kid is more diligent than Sangu Thatched House.

"Come on, come on, Xuande Gong came just in time, we just hunted a few birds."

Liu Bei was also thick-skinned, so he hurriedly sat on a small stool and unceremoniously grabbed a roasted fragrant bird and ate it.

"Brother Yun Changyi, sit down."

I opened the beer and handed it to the three of them, the three of them drank me a beer last time and became addicted, Liu Bei took a sip and said: "This kind of fine wine should only be in heaven!" ”

"If Xuande Gong likes it, I'll send a cart of German dark beer another day."

"Thank you very much! In order to show my gratitude to Liu Bei, I will invite the two of you to hunt another day. ”

"What kind of prey are there?"

"Deer and sheep are not rare."

I looked at each other with the dog, it was so cool, where do we modern people go to see wild animals, they are all protected animals, but in the Three Kingdoms, they are hunted casually.

"A word?"

"It's a deal!"

The five of them began to drink freely, and after drinking for a while, Liu Bei became drunk again, and began to get upset.

"Alas, I have been adrift for half a life, and I have made a small contribution to the crusade against the Yellow Turban, but I have no choice but to be asked for bribes and slander, so I can only hide in this Taoist temple and talk to you, when can I come out."

"Xuande Gong doesn't have to sigh, I expect you to fight again soon, that Dong Zhuo has been summoned by the court a few days ago, he led the troops into the country, it will set off a bloody storm of the court, and at this time, the princes of all sizes in the world have their own side, the court has been completely uncontrollable, and then, the princes of all walks of life will be their own kings, Dong Zhuo's wolf ambitions, scourge the court, the princes of all walks of life will not sit idly by, this is a good time to make contributions, all the princes will unite to crusade against Dong Zhuo, then, Xuande Gong, your opportunity has come, When the time comes, he will enter the court with the princes and destroy Dong Zhuo. ”

"Hey, although Mr. Xia is young, he has such a profound insight into the world, I really admire it, the day before yesterday, Yide wanted to kill Dong Zhuo, but I stopped him, who would have thought that there would be cholera today."

Zhang Fei said angrily: "I'm going to kill that guy, big brother, you came to stop me, kill him at that time, how can there be anything today!" ”

"Brother Fei, everyone has their own fate, if you kill Dong Zhuo, maybe there will be many other things, and when you do something, you have to wait for the opportunity, if the fruit is not ripe, it will definitely not taste good."

Zhang Fei didn't say anything, just a drinker.

"What Mr. said is very much, he is an official of the imperial court, how can he be killed casually, if you kill him, it will not violate the law of the Han Dynasty, and you and I will be wanted. Besides, Dong Zhuo is good at making friends, I don't know how many people will come to take revenge if I kill Dong Zhuo, how can you and I start a business! ”

"That's right, killing Dong Zhuo by the hands of the princes is the right way."

"Today's words have benefited me a lot, and I really don't know how to thank you."

"No thanks, go back and prepare quickly, Dong Zhuozhi's incident is not far away."

Liu Guanzhang and the three of them drank beer for a while and said goodbye, I and Gou Er lay on the ground, and began to plan how to get rid of "Taiping Yaoshu", it is impossible to contact Mr. Zhou with Bazihu, then I need to find another buyer, this time I can't sell it in Thirty Mile Town, and I have to find a big seller somewhere else, then, I need to find Bazihu again!