Zhu Le, who didn't think so, was shocked by everyone's expressions, so he asked, "What the hell are you guys doing?"

Zhang Qi said: "We're really alive, why do you still eat lice?" What a disgusting person! ”

Zhu Le said disapprerovingly: "What's all the fuss about!" It drank my blood, and it was only right that I would eat its flesh. Grasshoppers are all meat, and lice are small but no exception. ”

Meng Guoan said: "Although the sparrow is small, it has all kinds of organs, and probably this lice is the same." However, do you know that 'lice mess up the camp and bite people to death'? You're itching all over my body! The Wu family shop has lice medicine, you go and buy a small packet to clean up the lice, so as to save yourself from suffering! ”

Zhu Le shook his head and said: "I don't, I have to spend money, I still have to raise lice!" ”

Qin Liancheng didn't understand what he meant, so he asked, "Why is this??" ”

Zhu Le smiled and said, "Why? Let me tell you, as the saying goes, 'The lice that can't catch the clean take the thief who can't clean.'" I keep them, they bite me to relieve my boredom, I catch one or two of them to eat them is also a good relief, this is a kind of fun for me, you will not understand! ”

How could there be such a person in the world?

There must be pathetic people in a sad life!

After hearing his heartfelt words, the five people couldn't help but feel sad and sympathetic.

What Zhu Le didn't know was that it was after discovering that he had the quirk of eating lice that Mei Xiang, who was originally "treating everyone equally", began to "look at him with admiration".

The five people stopped talking, and Zhu Le was unwilling to be lonely, so he glanced at Luo Yan and Qin Liancheng and asked, "You two haven't tasted what that cheap thing is like like in Hua Rui?"

He is living in the mud, thinking of the adulterous affairs between men and women in the quotations, and revering in a feast of ears and deviating things to satisfy the almost perverted deformed psychology.

Luo Yan said: "If you want to say that Hua Rui is Japanese, I don't believe it, if so, it should have been revealed a long time ago, and it can be hidden so deeply, and what is her purpose?" She's a stunner, and I'm lustful, but I don't have the guts! ”

Qin Liancheng said: "I have the courage to do it, but I didn't let the rich money pour out the effort!" Don't mention you, it's just you, it's not good to even serve your own wife, how can you have the leisure to serve others, right? ”

Luo Yan didn't like to listen to it, so he said: "Nonsense, how do you know that I can't serve my wife well?"

"Of course your wife told me."

"Fart! Let me hold your wife for the night, do you see that I will serve well?"

"Just kidding, don't worry!"

Zhang Qi said to Zhu Le: "Zhu Le, you kid loves to tie others up!" Now, it's a devil and a bandit, let's live one day at a time! If you live, you should be happy in time, otherwise you will be aggrieved when you die! ”

Zhu Le spat on the ground, that mouth has been playing the role of "duck fart", he smiled and said: "Don't talk, don't laugh, don't be lively, don't take it seriously." As far as you Zhang Qi is concerned, this little physique is not much bigger than me, but you are willing to put the money on the prostitute, is it worth it? In my opinion, it's going up to be happy, down to wilt, and after thinking about it, it's better to smoke a bag of cigarettes! Even if you buy a few pieces of tofu, your wife and children can eat them, which is better than that. A few days ago, Mrs. Wu said that she wanted to buy a gun to protect the village. ”

Meng Guoan said in a weird way: "A wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, a prostitute is not as good as stealing, and stealing is better than stealing." ”

Luo Yan said: "This is a bit interesting, now that the fool is not at home, the shrew is equivalent to being a widow, if she is addicted and there is no one to help solve it, it is pitiful enough!" If anyone has the ability to get her, it's not a man in vain! If she is made to have a big belly, maybe when the fool comes back, she will be able to pick up a father for nothing, and it is also a good thing to accumulate virtue and do good deeds to prevent the Tao family from cutting off children and grandchildren. ”

Qin Liancheng glanced at Luo Gan, and then sighed: "Your words are a little damaged!" Thinking about the golden dragon and jade pillar, aren't you afraid of a donkey's cock wrapping around your neck? However, if it is said that it creates an opportunity for lustful men, who would dare? I can only go around her ass a few times like a mung bean fly and smell it, but I don't dare to fall on it and taste it, I can only starve my dick to death! ”

Meng Guoan said: "I warn you, any woman in our village can think about it, but don't beat the shrew's crooked idea, otherwise the result will be very miserable, if you don't believe it, you can try it?!" ”

Zhang Qi said: "I probably made an iron pants for her when the foolish man left, otherwise how can I rest assured that such a beautiful wife is at home?!" ”

Luo Yan said: "I heard that the shrew was afraid of other people's gossip, so even Tao Zhenzong didn't let her go to the house, and Mei Xiang went to accompany her at night." ”

They had no way of knowing when the two migrant men who were trying to change their lives would return.

Wang San sighed: "What a woman! This is all forced by life, now I admire Tao Zhenkun, he is ambitious, I heard that he refuses to accept the care of the Wu family, probably for dignity! ”

Qin Liancheng sighed and said, "When Tao Qisheng was alive, he was a person who in a thatched house with his face facing outward. He was gone, and then Qiu Lanzhi hanged himself again, the Tao family's day was the old lady's birthday - a year is not as good as a year! I heard that there is a lot of famine, otherwise Tao Zhenkun would not have gone out to work, and in the past few years, who would dare to go out to work? ! ”

Zhu Le smiled and said, "Think about it!" Even if you are so poor that you can jingle again, your hungry chest is close to your back, and no one wants to go out to beg for a living. Hey, by the way, Guoan, don't be afraid of upsetting you, you can put a handsome widow in the village, a pretty shrew, or even a who can be obtained with money, or Shen Qinqi, a man who is not at home, you can let these four women not seduce, how can you hear that you will be interested in Landi, an old woman who is still a little beautiful? Did you cuckold Ma Zhanshan's bald melon seeds?"

Several people laughed after hearing this, but they didn't expect this little man to speak amazingly!

But after hearing this, Meng Guoan was annoyed and said angrily: "Zhu Le, don't talk nonsense, it's blasphemous to suspect that it's blasphemy, Lan Di is a god and a fairy, if she knows that your kid is chewing his tongue behind his back, she has to cure your stinky mouth!" If you dare to be again, be careful that I take you kid like a rabbit and make! ”

Zhu Le rolled his eyes and said stupidly: "Just you, the tiger wears Buddha beads, don't pretend to be a serious person, you know who you are, this is no wind and no waves." If she is really a god and a fairy, can she still let Qiu Lanzhi use a kitchen knife to pee her pants? If she has gods and immortals, can she still be a serious recruiter? Shh ”

"You kid is impatient, the flesh is tight and you want me to comb it, you have to split you in half and dry you to be comfortable?!" Meng Guoan suddenly stood up, clenched his fists and was about to head towards Zhu Le.

was so frightened that Zhu Le was ready to turn around and run, how could he dare to be as male and female as Meng Guoan with his small body? I just thought, that's also a matter of reincarnation in the next life!

Luo Yan grabbed Meng Guoan and persuaded him: "Forget it, they are usually good buddies who call brothers and sisters, don't be worth hurting your liver and anger for a funny word." Who doesn't know that you are walking right, above board, and a good person. How can you do such an immoral thing with your character? Besides, even if the big blue witch looks younger, but after all, she is older than you, how can there be a reason in this world for calves to eat old grass, don't you listen to his staring and nonsense, don't you have to be a villain if you are a gentleman and cares about him?! ”

This was even a compliment and sarcasm, but it made Meng Guoan embarrassed, and he endured it and sat down again.

Zhu Le on the side asked Luo Yan unhappily: "What do you mean by this, he is a gentleman and I am a villain?"

Luo Yan glared at Zhu Le a few times and said, "Shut up your troublesome mouth, don't you know what's wrong?!" ”

Zhu Le finally understood Luo Gan's good intentions, so he simply stopped talking, afraid that one mouth would add fuel to the fire. But he still couldn't help but say: "I know that I am not a good person, but some people are more hateful than me." Who is in the Tao family's gate on the crossbar that "man stopped" next to the "chastity archway" and secretly pasted a "chastity archway", who did it who knows best, it's really despicable and shameless, as if there is a deep hatred with the Tao family, there is the ability to come clearly, why do this chicken and dog thief?!"

The other Zhang Qi, Qin Liancheng, and Wang San were squinting their eyes and pursing their lips and snickering, as if they were no longer smelling the fragrance of sake lees and enjoying the sunshine, but in fact, they were also listening to the words of the bickering and felt relish.

"Who the fuck are you talking about! Doubting me? The embarrassed Meng Guoan was angry again.

"Be a thief with a weak heart." Zhu Le muttered.

Qin Liancheng persuaded: "It's all dissipated, those who usually call them brothers and sisters, why bother hurting their harmony for a few jokes!"

"He's referring to Sang scolding Huai, he has nothing to do, and wants to put a dirty basin on my head, can I be willing? If you say a lie ten times, it will come true, and it will make me have a bad nose even if I don't drink! Meng Guoan is still saying angrily, in his heart, he is just doing a frame, and he is also looking forward to turning a big thing into a small matter, if he really fights with Zhu Le for this matter, once he is held accountable, what is the matter, then his face is not disgraceful, at least he has to implicate Lan Di, innocent or not innocent for the time being, in short, it is an embarrassing thing, and I also think that if it is a small unbearable, it will be a big plan!