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Zhu Le sneered: "Old lady Wu has spoken, if you know who did it, you will definitely not spare it, who better be careful."
As soon as he heard this, Meng Guoan was nervous for a while. You must know that Zhu Le is not a fuel-efficient lamp, if he adds oil and vinegar to the truth in front of Mrs. Wu, even if he doesn't do it himself, it will not be good for himself. So, I had to force the anger.
At this time, Wang San intended to relieve the siege, so he changed the topic and asked: "How can you say that big python died on the river ice in winter?"
Zhang Qi said: "Only God knows this strange thing!" After eating its flesh, I regretted it, and I was afraid of God's damnation! ”
So, the rest of the day seemed calm, as if no one wanted to speak first.
After a while, Zhu Lezui didn't open the door and said: "If you want to say that you are punished by God, everyone has to stand up, and you are not the only one!" Do you think we're really going to have any treasure here?"
Zhang Qi said lazily: "It's a shadowless thing at all." ”
Luo Yan said: "Not necessarily, I can't say. ”
Wang San said with interest: "In my opinion, with the honest and loyal Miao Hanxiang as a person, he doesn't seem to be telling lies, and there is no need to make up nonsense to deceive people." ”
Zhu Le said: "With such a good thing, who wants to tell others? But a few days ago, when they were discussing buying a gun at the Wu family, it was Miao Hanxiang who said it himself, and he didn't carry me behind his back at that time. ”
Qin Liancheng held the cane in both hands, rested his chin on his arm and said, "It's not because his son is gone, I don't believe that if Miao Yunchang is still alive, even if he is killed, he will not tell this secret." ”
Zhang Qi said: "Doesn't he still have a grandson?"
Luo Yan said: "Want Want is still young, who knows what it will be like in the future!" Even if there is a treasure, if you can't find it, it's a gelding donkey - a waste! Do you think that when Miao Yunchang was alive, he went to the mountains to hunt every day? He must have found a reason to find a treasure, but he didn't find it with his ability, so others should not be delusional, and there are no clues! ”
Zhu Le blinked the little and said, "I heard that everything has its own owner, and it can only be obtained by those who are destined." This baby is easy to find, but it's hard for people to find a baby! Since this secret was revealed, who of you said had not gone around the mountains around the front and left a few times? As a result, it can only be regarded as a dream to make a fortune! ”
Qin Liancheng said: "Saying these can only be regarded as grinding lips!" ”
Meng Guoan, who had never spoken, said at this time: "I think Miao Hanhan is also old and confused, and he is willing to tell the secret he has kept for many years now, probably like Hao Qiang, he speaks upside down and is unreliable, I really can't do it, who found it these days?" Not at all! In my opinion, in response to the saying of 'red-skinned radish purple garlic, looking up at the wife and bowing his head', don't underestimate the shrews and fools, I think these two people are people who hide needles in the cotton, and they are not easy to mess with, these two people can be regarded as out of the limelight in the village! Since the shrew covered the old lady Wu in front of the Japanese, and rescued Wu Huan and Wu Le from the kidnappers a few days ago, she has become the benefactor of the old Wu family, and she has been paid more attention, otherwise how could she send a donkey and a pig. ”
His brainless remarks were deliberately changing the subject, not wanting others to talk about the treasure, which was best forgotten by others, because he had a greedy heart.
As he spoke, he picked up a branch from the ground, took it in his hand, and cleared a small area on the ground, and wrote two lines from the branch.
A few people gathered curiously to look at it, and it turned out that the fourteen words were:
"Mao Fei Shan Shan Shi Sibei"
"The Queen of the West Meets Kingogo"
Zhu Le had the courage to come forward and read it, but he couldn't help scratching his scalp and said, "It's like a cricket crawling on the ground, what is it written?"
Meng Guoan still reproached him unhappily: "Uneducated people are pathetic, and no one invites you to see!" ”
Luo Yan knew a few words, so he read: "'Mao Fei Mountain Shi Sibei, the Queen of the West sees Jin Gege'." What does this mean, why does it look a little bit of a donkey's lips against the horse's mouth, is this also a couplet?"
Meng Guoan smiled incomprehensibly and said proudly: "If you don't understand, don't ask!" ”
"What kind of door are you selling?" Qin Liancheng was also puzzled after seeing it.
Meng Guoan said: "Think for yourself, you can remind me that the seven words in each line can be combined into three words." ”
A few people who still know a few words squatted around and put together words with their fingers on the ground, which is a very brain-consuming thing for people with shallow knowledge, so they discussed and referenced.
"What are you doing here?"
As soon as a few people looked up, they saw that Bu Yanhong was already standing in front of them, and they were also looking at the two lines.
Qin Liancheng said: "Sister-in-law, it was your brother who gave us an anagram, let us guess, but we are stupid, see if you can guess it?"
Bu Yanhong frowned and said, "It's a pity that they know me, but I don't know them!" I think you're too idle to do, and I think you're catching an ant to see if it's male or female?! ”
Several people were stunned at first, and then they all laughed.
Luo Yan said: "Sister-in-law's chatter is very humorous! ”
"I'm not so idle!"
Bu Yanhong looked at Meng Guoan and said angrily: "My cat cunt and dog are searching for you, it turns out that your cat is hiding here!" ”
"What are you talking about?" Meng Guoan glared at his wife, and then stood up straight. Unexpectedly, this action squeezed out a fart, and there was a "bang" sound, and the sound almost caused an earthquake.
Several people hurriedly dispersed, covering their noses with their hands, fearing that they would pollute their internal organs after breathing in the stench.
Zhu Le smiled and said to Bu Yanhong: "Look at my brother and sister, they all can't hold my brother's fart!" ”
Several people laughed when they heard this.
Meng Guoan sighed and laughed at himself: "People are old and loose, why don't you get hit!" If the stinky fart doesn't make a sound, the fart doesn't stink, and it won't smoke you. ”
Bu Yanhong treated her face as if she was like water, she glared at Meng Guoan and said angrily: "Just your sticky cake, where you stick it, a few big men together, as if there is also endless chatter." ”
Meng Guoan rolled his eyes and said, "Have you eaten gunpowder?"
"I'm still eating bullets! I went to the field just now to take a look, and the grain is as barren as pig's bristles, what have you been doing for the past two days?"
Meng Guoan argued: "Didn't I give all the weeds to the grass?"
Bu Yanhong said: "So you are reasonable, what about the little grass?" It's almost a wasteland, like a beard, don't cover it up like the crotch of your pants, don't worry about it, that's catching lice and raising lice. If you go and stare at it, it's all lice on a bald man's head - obviously. If you pass by, go to Lao Tao's field and take a look, the man is not at home, and Liu Xingmei still beats the ground clean. You are not afraid of others watching jokes! Is this farmer such a thing as you? I know how lazy I am, and I think I am so great, don't I know a few and a half words more than others? What is there to show off, what is it to be able to eat as a meal? Don't think that you are more subtle than others, for this matter, a fool will not lie to himself, you are not even as good as a fool! ”
Others snickered.
"Haven't I finished it yet?"
"It's just that one egg, you can't use the work of pouring urine, but you have to have a pug to beat the rabbit - with the husband!"
"You know that in your opinion, other people's lice are all double-eyelid, and it really doesn't hurt to stand and talk, so you can try it with the effort of pouring urine? Shh ”
"You don't care, kid!"
"Peng Peng went to school, what do I care about him if he is good?"
"He had a fight with Chang Fa just now, that kid is not a thing, he always loves to bully our son, you don't care about being a father?!"
"With Yaokai here, it is a pro-three-point direction, and Peng Peng will not suffer."
"Don't look at Yaokai, who is usually very clever, at the critical moment, he is also a mouse who is as crispy as a cat, and he has become a bastard, it's not bad to hide behind and watch haha laugh when something happens like you, does he dare to provoke Changfa?!? I really have to find Meng Wanpeng to talk to me when I have time, although it is not a family, it is still a surname, how can I bully people, in case it is broken!"
The wife who didn't know how to speak was simply exposing Meng Guoan's old background in front of others, which made him even more ashamed, so he said angrily: "It's all about children, what are you doing with it?" Don't make a loud fart, you have to make a noise with the bomb, just let people talk about how to protect the calf for the small thing the size of a sesame seed! ”
"Children are not human? Can you just hit someone? There's no king law yet! Your wife in the front room didn't leave you a seedling, Peng Peng is your own flesh and blood, and he doesn't care about his own seeds, is there a father like you? How could I marry such a wretch as you! ”
Meng Guoan's eyes were about to be compared to the size of a cow's egg, and he couldn't help but roar angrily: "You have a rake in the east and a broom in the west, is there an end?" If a child fights, can Zhenzong not care?"
"It's not Zhenzong's shelf yet."
Peng Peng's original nickname was "Kexin", but he was born with an open-minded mouth, Meng Guoan felt that this name would make others laugh, so he changed his name again. It's a good child, but it seems to be a fly in the ointment, which is a very troublesome thing for parents!
Zhu Le muttered in a low voice: "No wonder others say, 'Children are all their own good, and crops are other people's good'." It's a shrew, too? This literate person didn't train his wife to be a lady! ”
Meng Guoan seemed to hear this sarcastic remark, so he blushed with shame and his neck was thick, so he said to his wife forcefully: "Don't worry about the children's affairs, you can't make a big deal." The grass in the field can't be picked up when it grows up, so why take off your pants and fart twice?! As long as you are like a cunt every day, let's put it this way, even if you beat it again, this kind of wine cup will not grow into a vat! ”
It's not easy for others to intervene in the matter of these two stumbling quarrels, and they haven't gotten to the point of using force.