As the saying goes, if you have the courage to provoke, you have to prepare to be beaten, and after sending Comrade Lao Yang away in embarrassment, Princess Chengyang's face was already as black as the bottom of the pot.

When he returned to the house and looked at the two people who were kneeling on the ground and pretending to be pitiful, he was even more angry, Fluttershy was not her own, and quickly fell to the ground with her body on the ground: "The princess spares her life, the young master forced me to do it, if I don't do it, he will kill me." ”

Xue Xu also helped, and said with a hippie smile: "Yes, mother, I forced it, so don't blame her." ”

Princess Chengyang gave the two of them a cold look, looked at Fluttershy and asked, "Still breathing?" ”

Fluttershy's face turned even redder, and the flush just now Xue Xu was wearing makeup, but she was really suffocated by the tightness of her chest, so she had to say, "Yes... It's almost unbearable. ”

"Humph! Bear with it, if you hadn't aided the abuse, would he have been able to drag it out until now? Go to Wu's mother and get two hundred whips for yourself, and the strips of cloth are not allowed to be removed. ”

"Yes! Thank you, princess, for sparing your life. ”

"Get out, I'll suck you alive next time!"

Fluttershy quickly ran away, and secretly stuck out her tongue with Xue Xu before leaving, Xue Xu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, Mom is still kind, I remember saying this last time and last time, but now it seems that at least until next time, Mom didn't plan to kill Fluttershy.

Xue Xu hurriedly got up with a hippie smile and massaged his mother's shoulder, and coaxed: "Mother, don't be angry, the child is only nineteen years old, don't be in a hurry to marry a wife, why do you want to be a family before the Huns are destroyed, you don't have to be afraid that you can't hold your grandson, isn't there still Fluttershy." ”

The young master of the big family, the general object is the personal maid around him, this personal maid is the first concubine carefully selected by the family for the child, such as Raider and Jia Baoyu, although as a good young man in the 21st century, he feels that this approach is somewhat inappropriate, but after all, the social rules are like this, he will not pretend to be a white lotus, Fluttershy has long been his woman, and he has not treated her as a person.

Princess Chengyang sighed helplessly and said, "What a sin! Xu'er, it's been so many years, haven't you passed it in your heart? You have always been sensible and a precocious child, you should know that you and Miss Chu are no longer possible. ”

Xue Xu was silent and did not answer.

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The next day, Xue Xu woke up from a nap and was lying on Fluttershy's lap, while another maid next to him was holding a small bowl of crystals, which contained peeled grapes, and Fluttershy was personally responsible for feeding the grapes to his mouth.

These days are no worse than those of the 21st century.

I was thinking about what to order after eating the raisins for a while, when I heard a loud voice in the courtyard shouting from a distance: "Second brother~, second brother~." ”

didn't knock on the door, pushed the door and went inside, it was his third brother Xue Shao.

Although they both have their own houses, neither of them is an adult, and they both still live in their parents' yards, and they are usually close, and they see each other eight times a day, so there are basically no rules.

Seeing the third young master coming, the rest of the maids in the room saluted one after another, only Fluttershy couldn't stand up because Xue Xu was pillowed on her lap, so she had to smile slightly and smile as if she had said hello, Xue Shao knew that Fluttershy's weight in Xue Xu's heart was not strange, and said jokingly: "Second brother, Gentle Township is a hero's mound, our male husband should gallop on the battlefield, and if there is no fight, he should gallop on the happy field, why are you and Fluttershy not tired enough, let's go, Pingkangfang walks." ”

"Fuck off, any good word that comes out of your mouth will turn sour, you have to go to yourself, those vulgar powders, how can they compare to one-tenth of my Fluttershy, is there no money? Ask Fluttershy to roll as far as you can with a few pieces of gold cake. ”

Because Xue Xu has the profits of tea balls and other messy businesses, his pocket money is much richer than Xue Shao's, but Xue Shao's spending money is not less than him, so this younger brother has to borrow money almost every day, but he has never seen him return.

"Hehe, my good second brother, you really have to go today, just do my brother a favor, I don't like the girl who my mother gave me, the second uncle won a big victory in Tiele this time, and captured countless people, every family in Pingkangfang has countless new good goods, Tiele women are all thin waists, big breasts and long legs, big and deep eyes, everyone can sing and dance, how vicious your eyes are, and your face is also big, help your brother pick one, it's best to pick a little butterfly like this."

"Tsk, why is it so uncomfortable to say anything from your mouth, it seems that the second uncle is going to rob the people's girls this time, people are paying tribute, it is a filial piety of the surname Tiele Jiu to our Tang Sage, besides, how can you use the bearded girl as a personal maid, and Xiaodie is like this, our Xiaodie is one in a million, not to mention going to Pingkangfang, even if you go to Daming Palace, you can't pick it out, don't go, you have to go yourself, you know I'm not interested in that direction."

It's not that he pretends to be serious, it's really unwilling to go, it's not that he's dirty or has a moral cleanliness, they're all old drivers, at least there's no need to pretend in Datang, as for being dirty, it's better to solve it, with the Xue family's signboard and his own financial resources to support a few rights as change, the problem is that his fame is too great, and the sisters are too enthusiastic to go to that kind of place, and they all want to be able to get a kiss with him Fang Ze to taste the taste of his first genius in the Tang Dynasty, and he doesn't want money, so I can't bear it, Lao Tzu is not Liu Yong, you don't even want money, who is playing whom.

Xue Shao's eyes rolled, and he said with a smile: "Second brother, in fact, it's not just for myself, but mainly for our eldest nephew, don't you know yet, Xue Song is back!" ”

Xue Xu sat up stiffly, "Who?" Xue Song is back? Isn't it fast to say that the second uncle? ”

Their second uncle is the famous first fierce man in the Tang Dynasty, Xue Rengui. Xue Song is the eldest son and grandson of the second uncle, although the age difference is not big, but the generation is the first generation, so when we meet, we still have to call the second uncle and the third uncle, three years ago I went out with the second uncle to fight Tiele, and now I have a big victory, so I came back so soon?

Xue Shao said: "The second uncle is not so fast, he has to come back with the army, the eldest nephew is to follow the messenger of the victory as the vanguard to come back first, you say, our eldest nephew is easy to grow a little bigger, so he followed the second uncle to fight, and now it is almost fifteen years old, the second uncle's family you also know, the second uncle advertises that he is a general, never needs to serve as a maid and only uses some veterans, that kid is such a big person but still a virgin, you say that we are little uncles, and we must not lead the eldest nephew to see the battle? ”

At the age of fifteen, he is still a virgin, which is really strange among the nobles of the Tang Dynasty, not to mention the Tang Dynasty, even if the future generations are fifteen years old and have not broken their bodies, I am afraid that there are not many people.

Xue Shao continued: "Second brother, you think, the first time in life, how precious this is, then you must leave as many good memories as possible, our eldest nephew is broken, we have to find the best girl in Chang'an City, give him the most gentle service, brother, I have weak financial resources, small face, for the happiness of the eldest nephew, I have to be the second uncle in person." ”

Kindness... Makes sense!

Anyway, who let us be the little uncle, the happy uncle of the eldest nephew doesn't care who cares, recently he will give up his life to take righteousness, the Buddha cut meat to feed the eagle, and now we also learn about the Buddha, and visit the green building alone for the eldest nephew.

Turning to Fluttershy, he said, "I'll go out and do some business, don't be jealous, and pay me in the account..." Thirty dollars, thirty horseshoe gold, you help me watch the construction site, don't let the workers be lazy, I'll come back in the evening. ”

Fluttershy gives him a blank look, and for some reason she doesn't want to deal with him at all.

Came to General Zuo Wuwei's mansion, the two brothers dragged out the confused Xue Song, rode their horses and whipped to Ping'an Fang, when they learned that the two uncles were going to take themselves to open meat, Xue Song couldn't cry and laughed, and refused again and again: "Two little uncles, don't mess around, I still have to review my homework, go out to fight for more than three years, and I have fallen a lot in terms of learning, after my father and grandfather come back, if I know that I go to that kind of place, I will be beaten." ”

"What are you afraid of, a manly man, not only do you have to move forward bravely on the battlefield, but you can't admit it on the Fengyue Field, why doesn't General Xue, who is known as the Bloody Yama King on the battlefield, even have such guts?"

Xue Xu also followed: "Big nephew, the second uncle also taught you a trick, this Fengyue Field is not only an entertainment place, but also the most important place to communicate. Tell you, they have carried the knife together,

Those who have been with the window together, those who have shared the stolen goods together, and those who have prostitutes with this one, you said that you have never even been to Ping'an Fang, how can you have friends in Chang'an City? Later, I became a dormitory guard, and I found that everyone was an acquaintance, and no one knew you, who could cover you?

"No... It really doesn't work... I, I, I, I... I really can't, I. I'm still young, yes, I'm still young, and my grandfather said that this kind of thing is not good for my health too early, and it is not conducive to learning his martial arts in the future. ”

Xue Xu pouted and said, "Don't make trouble, fifteen is not young, your second uncle and I opened the bud on your Aunt Xiaodie at the age of fourteen, and this martial art has not fallen, I don't believe we will try it later." ”

Haha laughing, the two unscrupulous uncles left and right, holding this young general and walking to Pingkangfang, well... The pillars of the Tang Dynasty are corroded in this way.

"Woo woo woo ~ you guys... You guys.... I'm going to tell grandpa to go, I'm going to tell grandpa to go. ”

"Hahaha, when you taste the taste of a woman, I'm afraid it's too late to thank us."