Chapter 2 Frightened Old Yang
Lord Yang is in a good mood today, not because the officials have just promoted him, nor because he just married the concubine in the eighteenth room a few days ago, but because of his lovely little heart, his dear daughter is finally about to get married.
Speaking of which, his baby girl is not worried about getting married, she is like a hibiscus out of the water, she can be said to be one of the best beauties in the Tang Dynasty, she is all fine in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and songs, they Huayin Yang is the top wealthy family in this world, and his third aunt Yang is the biological mother of the queen of the dynasty.
It's all her mother's fault, she is too pampered on weekdays, and she is not outstanding in civil and military affairs, and the best young man in the world does not marry, if you want to marry Xue Xu, just say it.
Who doesn't know, when all the sons and brothers today, there are probably two kinds of people, one is Xue Xu, the other is Xue Xu, this Xue Xu is as dazzling as the moon than the stars among his peers, it is said that he can write poems at the age of five, and now he can fight wine and poems hundreds, and at the age of ten he is familiar with the classics of history and history.
There is a poem that says:
Poems, books, wines, swords, and songs, fragrant and warm jade clothes.
Xie Ke Changqing Cao Zijian, not Hedong Xue Erlang.
Such a dazzling teenager, which daughter doesn't care? I heard that this Xue Erlang didn't give money when he went to Pingkangfang, and the girls pounced on him, stupid girl, you just said which prince you fancied, and it was easier than Xue Erlang, who was called 'Tianzhu Xiucai (Xiucai was old in the Tang Dynasty)'.
However, how to say that the world is impermanent, it stands to reason that such a peerless son, the nobles who propose relatives are afraid that they will not be able to break the threshold, he has no confidence at all today, but unexpectedly, when he mentioned this, Xue Qian and Princess Chengyang were actually quite enthusiastic, that posture, as if he wanted to marry his daughter to the family tomorrow, but he was taken aback.
"Lord Yang, you and I are both big families in Guanzhong, and we should take care of each other, it is really good to be able to form a good relationship with your family Qin and Jin, I have heard that Ling Ai is gentle and elegant, and she is familiar with etiquette, and the dog is fortunate to marry her, it is really a great blessing, in my opinion, let's give things today, it is better to hit the day than to hit the day, and today I will send the matchmaker to your house to ask Ji, how about it?"
Princess Chengyang's smile was simply springy, and her words were even more refreshing, how comfortable it sounded, Comrade Lao Yang was simply flattered, and almost agreed.
This thing ... Why is it so weird?
"This... The princess is very loved, it is the little girl who has climbed high, I am naturally very satisfied with this family business, but I have always heard that Ling Lang's talent and character are good, but I have never had the opportunity to see it, can I meet Ling Lang first? Oh, there is no other meaning, it's just that the little girl has heard the name of Ling Lang for a long time, and she is looking forward to it, and she must be happy to tell her the news this time, and she asked about the appearance of the old husband Ling Lang, and the old man has a correct answer. ”
Hey? Why did the princess's face feel a little blue? What's the matter with that twitching smile? Could it be that the rumors are wrong, in fact, this Xue Erlang is extremely ugly? It shouldn't be, needless to say, the princess's daughter's body, Xue Qian was also one of the most handsome and beautiful gentlemen in Chang'an City back then. Besides, a manly man, full of poetry and self-style, even if he is ugly, it doesn't matter much.
"This... Yes, yes, you are his Lord Taishan, naturally you should have seen your son-in-law. Saying that, Princess Chengyang swallowed her saliva unconsciously, and saw that Comrade Yang's heart twitched again, and her doubts became even heavier.
With a belly full of suspicion, Lord Yang passed through the back house under the guidance of Princess Chengyang and came to Xue Xu's wing, "Lord Yang, please, this is a dog." ”
"Xu'er, this is Lord Yang, who is from the middle school, it's good if you call Uncle Yang."
"The little nephew has seen Uncle Yang."
"Well... The virtuous nephew is good, it's really better to hear than to see, and the heavenly show is really magnificent. ”
muttered in his heart: There's nothing wrong with it, he looks more handsome than his father when he was young. Hey? Why does it feel like his butt is a little crooked when he sits down? Kindness.... The clothes are also a little untidy, and the face is still a little flushed?
Princess Chengyang smiled awkwardly, the corners of her eyes twitched, and said, "This... It's hot, sometimes you wear it casually in your own home, don't be weird about Lord Yang, rebel! Don't hurry up and get your clothes in order! ”
What else can Comrade Lao Yang say? I can only laugh dryly: "It's not in the way, it's not in the way, the old man is the same at home, the weather is too hot, haha, the weather is too hot." ”
Saying that, Lao Yang couldn't help but shudder, the Xue Mansion was too extravagant, and there were actually six pieces of ice in a small room, which were placed in a box with holes on it, and the slightest cold air rushed into the sky, and it was actually a little cold.
Princess Chengyang seemed to grit her teeth, and said from between her teeth, "Child, Lord Yang's daughter is beautiful, known as Hongnong Yizhihua, you will be very happy to marry home, Niang has a portrait, you take a look, it must be the type you like, you are obedient, okay." ”
Lao Yang heard it strangely, how could he feel that he still heard a little pleading when he talked about this.
Xue Xu smiled and didn't speak, and secretly gave the old lady a look that seemed to be a little provocative, and said in a very sincere tone, "Miss Yang's name, the man in Guanzhong doesn't know which one doesn't know, I am fortunate to marry Miss Yang, it is really a blessing that the child has cultivated for several lifetimes, and the child has seen Lord Taishan." ”
Yo he, stinky boy, he's pretty good at climbing along the pole.
Comrade Lao Yang is complacent, although it is too early to call Mount Tai now, it is inevitable that there is a suspicion of impetuousness, but this also means that the little doll is enthusiastic, too, they are almost weak and have not yet made up their minds, young people must be anxious, understandable, understandable.
But I didn't see it, Princess Chengyang's face was almost green.
"Lord Taishan will make tea for you, and the son-in-law's tea is different, but I don't know if you are used to drinking it."
Comrade Lao Zhang stroked his beard and said: "Accustomed to drinking, accustomed to drinking, I have heard that the virtuous son-in-law is not used to drinking mixed tea, like to drink lightly, a special book of tea, respected as a tea saint by the tea forest, and created a method of stir-frying tea. ”
The people of the Tang Dynasty drank tea too violently, and he was afraid of poisoning when he put such messy things as mutton fat and peppercorns into the tea, so he soon wrote out the tea scripture before Lu Yu, and spent half a year to study the method of roasting tea, and now the 8,000 acres of tea fields in the south of the Yangtze River are basically his, and he monopolizes the profits of the tea group, which is also a big entry for him.
I saw Xue Xu clapping his hands, and out of the back room came a young man who seemed to be more handsome, dragging a charcoal stove, teapot, tea bowl, and a large number of tea cooking utensils, which didn't seem to be wrong, they were all necessary things for cooking tea, but... Why is there a handsome boy in your house?
Why is this young man as disheveled as this Xue Erlang, why is this young man so flushed, why does this young man seem to be limping when he walks, so strange! Also, what did you mean by the glance you two just looked at each other? Is that affectionate demeanor an old man blind?
Thinking of this Xue Erlang, who is close to a weak crown and has not yet married, and then thinks about Princess Chengyang's strange expression and strange enthusiasm, the fool can also see what is going on! This Xue Erlang is clearly a habit of breaking sleeves and peach!
Looking at Princess Chengyang again, it seems that she has no face to see people, and she has already covered her beautiful face.
Needless to say, this handsome young man is his personal maid, Fluttershy.
Fluttershy also fights to help refuse marriage, and the papaya-like twin peaks are tied as flat as a wooden plank, and then a layer of light gray is thrown on her face to make her skin look darker, and she dresses up carefully, which really looks like a rabbit.
This is the means that Xue Xu used to resist the tyranny of his mother's feudal parents, and he tried and tested it, and the nirvana of God blocking and killing God and Buddha and killing Buddha has scared away more than a dozen Taishan adults so far.
The tea that Xue Xu made was only slightly improved on the basis of Lu Yu's tea scripture, after all, it still had to take care of the taste of the Tang people, and it was still far from drinking tea in later generations, some like the tea ceremony of the later generations, the things of the brainless nation for more than a thousand years had not been upgraded, but it was achieved to the extreme in this level, and it happened to be used by Xue Xu to use ready-made, so it took half an hour to cook a bowl of tea, and the thief was complicated.
And in the past half an hour, because of the close distance to Fluttershy, the two of them have all kinds of eyebrows, touching their little hands and touching their butts at every turn, and don't want to disgust Comrade Yang.
After the tea was boiled, Fluttershy brought the large tea bowl to Lord Yang in one step and three shakes, causing the old Comrade Yang to get goosebumps all over her body, smelling the fragrance of tea in the room, looking at the crystal clear kung fu tea in her hand, and unable to drink a single bite despite her thirst.
"Lord Taishan, you can taste it."
As soon as he heard these four words again, Lao Zhang jumped up and said again and again: "Don't! Don't mind the virtuous nephew! That one...... Ah, I remembered, there is still something in my yamen, I am busy, you drink, I am gone. ”
Princess Chengyang glared at his rebel son hatefully, and was about to get up to send him off, but Comrade Lao Yang was frightened and hurriedly said, "Don't!" Princess, you stay, stay. ”
Princess Chengyang: "。。。。。。 ”