"Holy! It's dawn, damn the alarm clock, why isn't there any movement? Hanako remembered that she was just taking a nap on a weekend afternoon! How did you sleep for so long? How can you sleep until the next morning?

"What about mobile phones? What about my phone? "Hua Zixu, who couldn't find her mobile phone, didn't care about brushing her teeth and washing her face, put on her clothes and ran out of the door! Today is July 31, 2017, and if you are late today, this month's attendance award will be all in vain!

Hua Zixu thought of a whole month, he didn't dare to be late and leave early, if on the last day, because the alarm clock didn't go off, he slept for a while, so he lost five hundred oceans, then he would lose a lot of money!

Hua Zixu, who was worried about being deducted from the full attendance award, didn't even notice that he was dressed like an ancient. He didn't find that the place where he was was not his 60-square-meter small second residence, but an antique, carved courtyard with beams and paintings!

"Childe, are you awake? Apricot will go to fetch water and serve the son to comb his hair and wash up! ”

When Hua Zixu heard this, she shouted angrily, "Wash? I took the subway line 1 to work, and I had to pour two buses, and I was deducted for being late for the full attendance award, and my performance this month was so poor, I'm afraid I can only eat soil next month, and wash up a ghost? Besides, I have a flat head and let me comb my hair, are you sure you're not teasing me? ”

Saying that, Hua Zixu unconsciously touched his hair, this touch is amazing, Hua Zixu was directly on the spot! He found that his original upright, jet-black and bright Kill Matt Plate Inch Flat Head had turned into a bun like a Taoist priest overnight!

At this time, Hua Zixu finally noticed that this was not his doghouse-like dwelling, but an antique room with elegant furnishings!

No, look at the silk embroidered screen, and the ancient calligraphy and paintings on the wall, and the celadon plum vase with a few plum blossoms. There is also the scattered furnishings in the house, such an elegant room, it should be called the embroidery room!

And the woman who stood at the door, looking at herself with a puzzled face, called herself Xing'er, also looked like an ancient. Looking at her age outfit, it looks like the daughter's family of those wealthy mansions in costume dramas!

"Where am I? How did I end up here? What kind of place is this? Hanako dragged the woman over and asked questions again and again in a panic!

"Childe, what are you talking nonsense? You're in your own home! Seeing that Hua Zixu's eyes were in a trance, and she seemed to be a little confused, Xing'er hurriedly helped Hua Zixu to sit down, "Childe, don't worry if you can't remember, I'll go and ask Steward Li to come over!" ”

Son? Steward Lee? Lao Tzu just took a nap and slept for a long time, what happened? Hua Zixu, who loves to listen to cross talk, first thought of the traditional cross talk "Dream Marriage". Could it be that after sleeping on his own, he was favored by a rich family and couldn't be recruited as a quick son-in-law in the east bed?

If she was recruited as a quick son-in-law of the East Bed, then was the woman just now a rich lady or a personal maid of the young lady? Although I didn't take a closer look just now, the woman named Xing'er, with a little freckles on her face, can see it clearly! Although this woman is not shabby, she can barely take it out, but as the daughter of a rich family, there are some fly in the ointment!

Thinking of this, Hua Zixu laughed at himself: "Hua Zixu, Hua Zixu, there is a rich daughter who takes a fancy to you, from now on eat abalone and sea cucumber, go out BMW Mercedes-Benz, high-end atmosphere and grade, aristocratic luxury kills Matt, and completely walks on the peak of life!" You poor boy who has nothing, what else is there not to be satisfied with? ”

"Sister Lin who has a lot of money in the sky, even if it is the ground where her face hits first, you have to thank you a thousand times! With such good luck from heaven, you are not grateful to Dade, and you dare to pick and choose here! It should be dragged out and shot for fifteen minutes to calm the anger in the hearts of thousands of single dogs in the world! ”

Looking at this antique room, her wide robe and long sleeves, and the bun on her head, Hanako humbly thought, could it be that in modern society, there are still people who like to play this retro-style Costume Play?

Although he handed over the canopy, he became rich from then on, and he no longer had to worry about the full attendance award of 500 oceans. But this family is so keen on role-playing, in case their future wife has any abusive SM tendencies. This backyard flower that has never been cultivated by himself, but no matter what, he can't resist it!

"Childe, you're awake! The old slave Li Yi has a greeting for you! ”

Just as Hanako was thinking wildly, the apricot girl and a gray-haired old man walked into the room together. It should be the apricot girl who told the housekeeper Li Yi that Hua Zixu was a little confused, so the housekeeper Li Yi specifically said his name when he asked for peace.

"Where am I? How did I end up here? What kind of place is this? As soon as Hua Zixu saw Li Yi, he threw out this eternal question that has caused countless philosophers, thinkers, and psychopaths to be troubled for life!

"Childe, you're in your own home! This is your home! Speaking of this, Li Yi looked worried, looked at Hua Zixu and asked, "Childe, do you remember who you are?" ”

"Who am I? I'm Hanako! When Hanako answered this question for the first time in her life, she didn't have any confidence in her heart, as if she was faking someone else's name!

Although Hua Zixu was very dissatisfied with his name, he wanted to change his name several times, but the police station had too many restrictions, so he could only think about it. But the name Hua Zixu is indeed the real name that he has used for more than 20 years, such as a fake exchange, and Tong Suo is not bullied!

The name Hua Zixu is quite elegant and subtle at first glance, but since Hua Zixu was a child, he turned out a dirty and broken book at his grandfather's house, and after reading it, Hua Zixu didn't like his name anyway!

The broken book that made Hanako empty and enlightened is called "Golden Vase Plum"! When Hua Zixu first read it, I thought it was a gardening guide for planting flowers and plants. Unexpectedly, the content in it made the young Hua Zixuan red-faced and red-eared, and his heart was pounding.

Although this gardening guide, Hanako flipped through it, sneaking around like a thief, but he was reluctant to throw it away anyway. Every time in the dead of night, Hua Zixu has to hold a flashlight, hide in the quilt and look secretly, and look at it attentively!

It is precisely because of reading this gardening guide that Hua Zixu knows that in this book, there is also a man with the same name and surname as herself. Although this person is sitting on a family fortune, his sworn brother Ximen Qing, together with his wife Li Bei'er, customized a green hat for him. His family fortune was also calculated by the dog man and woman, and in the end, this man made the dog man and woman angry to death!

I don't know if my dad watched "Golden Vase Plum" when he named himself? Let's say he hasn't seen it, 'Zixu' has such an elegant name, how can my father be a working-class person? said that he had watched "Golden Vase Plum", how could he choose so many times, he gave himself such a bad name, with a green light on his head!

"Who am I? I'm Hanako! ”

As soon as Hua Zixu's voice fell, the housekeeper Li Yi happily clapped his hands: "Childe, you still remember your name, it seems that there is nothing serious, just sit slowly!" ”

Saying that, Li Yi turned to Xing'er and ordered: "Go and tell the little guy, you don't need to ask for a doctor!" You go and boil some sobering soup and let the son drink the sobering wine, and there will be no big deal if you think about it! ”

"It's all to blame for the Ximen official next door, who insists on pulling the son to drink, the son is still young, how can he drink like him! It's not, it's drunk, isn't it? Even the old slave can't recognize it! ”

"Hanako-void!? The big official of Ximen next door!? Hearing Li Yi's words, Hua Zixu was stupid! In that gardening guide, isn't the person with the same name and surname as himself Ximenqing's neighbor?

Could it be that he was not recruited as a fast son-in-law of the East Bed? Could it be that this is not the bridge of "Dream Marriage"? Could it be that I have crossed over? Could it be that I have traveled to "The Golden Vase of Plums"?

Thinking of this, Hanako can't wait to jump to scold her mother, God! I don't want you to play with me like this, and you can choose a more powerful one when you cross it! The flower in "Golden Vase Plum" is a decaying person with a green light, and it is decayed to the extreme!

Other people's crossings are car accidents, electric shocks, reincarnation, space-time tunnels and parallel universes or something, and the worst is also in Pakistan, after being bitten by a poisonous snake, the crossing is successful! Why is it my turn to cross so easily? Thief, are you sure you're not cheating? I just forgot to set the alarm for a nap, thief God, you're too ruthless, just let me cross!

Bring a camera when you go out, and remember to set an alarm clock for naps, which is the golden rule of the Bible. Sure enough, it is the only iron law of killing people and crossing goods and walking the rivers and lakes, and it cannot be violated in the slightest! But this punishment and price are inevitably too great!

Hua Zixu, who was still not giving up, grabbed Li Yi's sleeve: "Old man, tell me honestly, do I have a wife named Li Bei'er?" Me and Ximenqing next door, are we sworn brothers? ”

"Childe, the old slave is still a little confused when he sees that you have a hangover and has not woken up! Although you have reached the age of getting married, there are so many beautiful girls, but you can't look down on any of them, and you haven't married a wife yet! ”

Hearing Li Yi's words, the big stone in Huazi's humble heart finally fell to the ground, and he laughed and said, "It's okay!" OK! I'm scared to death! ”

But Li Yi's next words made Huazi feel like falling into an ice cave, and she couldn't help but feel a chill down her spine, and she fought a cold war!

"Childe, the big official of Ximen next door, although he is a single word celebrity, he often takes Childe to play together. But Childe and him are not brothers! ”

"Ximen Qing!? Is it really Ximen Qing next door? Huazi looked up to the sky and wailed: "I'd rather be the neighbor next door, the old king next door who practices his waist tendons diligently, than Ximen Qing living next door!" ”

Although he heard the bad news, Hua Zixu, who still held the last glimmer of hope, looked at the housekeeper Li Yi with a solemn face: "Li Yi, let me ask you, is the current saint Emperor Huizong?" Is it the time of political peace? ”

"Childe, you remember it all! Well, it's really scared the old slave just now! ”

Before the housekeeper Li Yi's words fell, Hua Zixu only felt that the sky was falling, and he sat on the soft collapse with his body leaning, silently thinking in his heart that he still had a few years to live! I traveled to the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, and my feelings were to give Ximen Qing a head!

"That's not right! It was Hua Zixu in "Golden Vase Plum" who was killed by Ximen Qing, and it was not me! Who am I? I am a good young man in the 21st century, and I am the successor of communism! Since I was a child, I have been familiar with Marxism-Leninism, Grandpa Mao's thought, and Grandpa Deng's theory. The three represents, eight honors and eight shames, and the construction of socialist core values, I am even more familiar with them! ”

"I don't believe that the good young man of the new century, who has been enlightened by these cattle people, will not be able to fight you as a landlord and old wealth? Although I am not necessarily a son of the plane, I am also a time-traveler! Can you still fight you Ximenqing? It's a big deal to fight the local tyrants and divide the land, and then make a revolution, I don't believe that you won't die? ”

Thinking of this, Hua Zixu ran out of the room in three or two steps, stood in the garden and looked up to the sky and laughed: "I'm here for "Golden Vase Plum"! "Water Margin" I'm coming! Da Song, I'm here! I swear to Chairman Mao, Lao Tzu will not be cuckolded to death! ”