During the reign of Emperor Huizong of the Great Song Dynasty, Haiyan Heqing, Shihe Suifeng, Qinghe County, Dongping Prefecture, Shandong, three or five small men holding horsewhips, surrounded by Hua Zixu, who was holding a big dog, walked on Zishi Street as if no one was around!

There is no mobile phone and computer here, there is no WIFI network here, there is no glory of kings here, and there is no beloved teacher Cang here. I am sure that I have crossed into the Song Dynasty Hua Zixu, and I am really lost and hesitant for a while!

But Hua Zixu, who is familiar with "Golden Vase Plum", knows that the decrepit ghost Hua Zixu is originally a child of a broken household in Qinghe County. It's just that there is a great figure in the clan, who has been an official in Beijing for a long time, but the heirs are not prosperous. Therefore, when the declining ghost Huazi was seven years old, he passed on this person as his heir.

Hua Zixu also knows that the Hua family he is in, in Qinghe County, Dongping Prefecture, although he is not the richest man, he is also one of the few rich people! In addition, the decrepit ghost Hua Zixu's heir, Lord Hana, didn't want to die in office when he was appointed as the guard of the Daimyo Mansion last year. This huge piece of furniture is all returned to Hua Zixu, and it belongs to the decrepit ghost Hua Zixu, isn't it to himself!

Since ancient times, as long as you are rich and powerful, it is not about the wind and the rain, the woman has a woman, and if you want to have fun, then you have fun! Every time I think of this, the poor jingle flower in my previous life can laugh out loud in my dreams!

Hua Zixu had already made up his mind, as long as he was careful, he would not provoke the wicked Ximenqing, nor would he marry that Li Bei'er. Guarding this family fortune, relying on the changes of his world, to be a good and leisurely rich man, he is not in vain, and it is also a great joy in life!

On this day, Huazi had lunch in vain, so he led a big yellow dog, and the group walked on the street of Qinghe County! If there is no one next to him, flying and domineering, Huazi is still called walking the dog! In order to enhance the calcium content of dog bones, in order to improve the national defense strength of the Great Song Dynasty, as a citizen of the Great Song Dynasty, it is really an unshirkable glorious mission!

Driven by such a ambition to serve the country, the few little guys under Hua Zixu seem to be full of enthusiasm and have nowhere to show! While dispersing pedestrians on the street, he shouted loudly: "Get out of the way!" Get out of the way! Good dogs don't get in the way! ”

"Good dogs don't get in the way!" Hanako smiled when she heard this, hehe, isn't the dog meat she is holding is a good dog, a Chinese pastoral dog that can bark in the morning and sell cuteness, and Wu can take care of the Chinese pastoral dog in the nursing home! It's a pity that there is no Tibetan mastiff in this place, otherwise raising one by yourself will definitely be much more majestic than dog meat!

The pedestrians and vendors on Zishi Street saw Hanako leading the dog over, and they hurriedly avoided it in a panic! While dodging the big yellow dog with bared teeth, they didn't forget to say hello to Hanako!

"Dude, why didn't you go out of the city to ride a horse today? My daughter is still yelling all day long, wanting her son to take her on horseback riding! ”

"Dude, Zhao Er's daughter, there are pockmarks on her face! The villain's daughter, Hong'er, has been passing by the street with a dog the day before yesterday and seeing the son's extraordinary demeanor. The little girl never forgets it day and night, and she wants to play with her son all day long! ”

"Dude, don't listen to Li Sanhu, my little peach looks white and red, different! If Childe doesn't believe it, the villain will bring Little Peach to Childe to see! ”

In addition to these ill-intentioned idlers who know that Hua Zixu has not yet married a wife, and are dedicated to promoting their daughters, there are also some people who have found their own way and praised the big yellow dog!

"Dude, you big yellow dog, you are really majestic! I'm afraid that the big insect that has caused trouble on Jingyang Gang recently, when he sees the big yellow dog of Gongzi, he will be so frightened that he will be paralyzed on the spot! ”

"I heard that the big insect on Jingyang Gang has killed many merchants! The magistrate of the county offered a reward of fifty taels of silver, and those hunters not only couldn't take it, but killed and injured several people! But that's the dandy's dog meat hasn't gone, if the dog meat comes out of the horse, it will definitely bite the big worm to death in three or two bites! ”

Although Hua Zixu understands, he can't believe a word of these flattering words. But Hua Zixu, who was praised by others, couldn't help but show a hint of pride!

Bring a camera when you go out, remember to set an alarm clock for a nap, what bullshit golden rule? The master doesn't bring a camera when he goes out now, and he doesn't have an alarm when he takes a nap, and he is not still coquettish, his consciousness is advanced, everyone loves him, and the flowers bloom! Everywhere you go, there is no grass growing, and all the people praise you!

"Dog meat, why don't we go to Jingyanggang to play and see what that big worm looks like? Fight with it, see which big worm is powerful? Or are you better? ”

This half-human tall big yellow dog named Dog Meat, as if he could understand human speech, turned his head and wagged his tail vigorously at Hanako, and barked a few times, as if to say: "I'm amazing!" Of course I'm amazing! ”

Hua Zixu, who was flattered by everyone again and again, only felt that the iron chain in his hand was tight, but he saw the dog meat sniff a few times, and the tips of his two ears stood up, first shaking his head and tail towards Hua Zixu, and then dragging Hua Zixu, and rushing forward as if flying!

"Dog meat, what are you in a hurry? Isn't there a very beautiful, very beautiful in front of you? Dog meat, you must always keep in mind that you are a pure-blooded, noble and extraordinary Chinese pastoral dog, don't be hungry! Oh no, it's the hungry dog!"

Before Hanako's words fell, the dog meat had already knocked one person to the ground. I saw that this person was less than five feet tall, with a long upper body and a short lower body, an ugly face, and obscene. There was a pair of burdens beside him, and more than a dozen cage drawers were placed on the burdens.

Seeing that this person has a strange appearance and is unforgettable, Huazi humbly thought, this stout man, is not Pan Jinlian's husband, is he called a three-inch Dinggu bark, and Wu Dalang, who sells cooking cakes?

Wu Dalang Hua Zixu knows, this person was originally from Yanggu County, because he is the boss, so they all call him Wu Dalang! Just because Wu Dalang has a weak and simple personality and is often bullied, he can't live in Yanggu County, so he moved his family to Qinghe County. He has no ability, so he can only carry the burden all day long, selling some cooking cakes on the street to survive, and he is known as Da Lang Cooking Cakes!

Hanako took another look, and saw that on top of the burden, a rag was picked up, and a round thing was drawn on the rag. Probably to make it more eye-catching, the round, cake-like thing was dyed red. If you don't look carefully, Hua Zixu still thinks it's a picture of the rising sun!

It is precisely because of this rag cloth that over time, the people of Qinghe County called Wu Dalang's cooking cakes 'Red Sun' cooking cakes, and Wu Dalang can be regarded as having his own brand!

As for countless years later, Wu Dalang's cooking cake disguise was stolen by the Fuso ronin and exiled to the land of Dongying and became the banner of the local shogunate, these are all later stories!

Looking at this rag disguise that looks like the flag of Fusang and the signboard, Hua Zixu knows that this person must be Wu Dalang!

I think of Wu Dalang's brother of the same mother, the tiger hero Wu Song Wu Erlang, and then think of his wife Pan Jinlian, who murdered her husband and was as beautiful as a flower. Hanako humbly knew that although Wu Dalang was down, his family was full of ruthless people, and he really couldn't be provoked, so he hurriedly leaned over to help Wu Dalang up!

Unexpectedly, after Wu Dalang was thrown to the ground by dog meat, he first screamed: "Mom! But he wasn't angry, he just struggled to get up, and bowed vigorously to Huazi. It's as if it wasn't the dog meat that knocked him down, but the dog meat that got in his way!

Wu Dalang couldn't help but bow, Hua Zixu didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly bowed and saluted: "Uncle Wu, a beast is a beast after all, it hit you, it's all your fault, and I apologize to you below!" ”

The rich son of Hanako apologized to Wu Dalang, who was responsible for selling cooking cakes, and the people around him who watched the excitement seemed to see the sun rising in the west, and they were amazed!

In addition to being amazed, these people praised Hanako one by one for being polite to others, amiable, and really wise! In time, he will definitely be able to be the top student in high school, and become a great man like his heir Lord Hua!

Hua Zi apologized to himself, and Wu Dalang also panicked: "The identity of the son is noble, just call the villain Wu Da, call me Uncle Wu, isn't this a discount on the villain's lifespan?" Just now, the villain didn't walk with long eyes, and he really didn't do the son's business, and the son made amends to the villain, and the villain couldn't afford it no matter what! ”

Seeing that Wu Dalang is really the same as in the legend, he is timid and fearful, and his personality is weak and simple. Hua Zixu was a little reluctant, and said with a chuckle: "Uncle Wu, I want to eat the cooking cakes you made with this dog meat!" Why don't you sell me two and give it a try! ”

"Cookbread!?" When Wu Dalang heard this, he hurriedly opened the cage drawer, took out two cooking cakes, held them with both hands and handed them to the dog's mouth, and said with a smile on his face: "Childe's dog wants to eat the villain's cooking cake, this is the villain's honor!" These few cooking cakes should be regarded as the villain's filial piety and filial piety to dog meat! ”

Wu Dalang originally wanted to say that these few cooking cakes should be regarded as the villain's filial piety to his son. But when he thought about it, it wasn't the playboy who wanted to eat the cooking cake, it was the dandy's big yellow dog, so when the words came to his mouth, he changed it to filial piety to dog meat!

Wu Dalang carefully and diligently fed rhubarb to eat cooking cakes, who expected that the dog meat smelled twice, and there seemed to be no interest at all, just rushed to Wu Dalang to carry another cage drawer, and couldn't stop screaming!

The dog meat looked like this, Hanako frowned when she saw it, and asked with a smile: "Uncle Wu, what is in the other cage?" ”

Hearing Hua Zixu's words, Wu Dalang hurriedly opened another cage drawer and pointed it out to Hua Zixu: "Back to Gongzi's words, this is the meat steamed bun that the villain just made this morning!" ”

Meat steamed buns!? Isn't that just a meat bun? Hua Zixu patted the top of the dog's head and laughed: "Haha, you want to eat meat stuffing!" Good dog meat, it's fucking good to eat! If you were born a thousand years later, I would definitely invite you to eat Tianjin's dog ignorance, maybe you will still be able to get on the tip of your tongue in China! ”

Wu Dalang heard this: "Ah! After a sigh, he hurriedly smiled and said, "Yes!" Playboy, the villain is waiting for dog meat to eat meat steamed buns! ”

Saying that, Wu Da took out two meat steamed buns from the cage drawer, held them in both hands and handed them to the dog's mouth. I saw that the dog meat was eaten in three or two bites, and it seemed that I was still unsatisfied, looking at the meat steamed buns in the cage drawer, and the call was even more joyful!

"I said Wuda, you are not happy! Why don't you take down the whole drawer of meat steamed buns and feed them to the dogs, can my son-in-law still be short of your money? ”

Listening to the words of the little guy next to Hua Zixu, Wu Dalang accompanied the smiling face, and at the same time took the whole drawer of meat steamed buns and put them on the ground for the dog meat to eat! It's just that at this time, Wu Dalang's eyes were clearly reluctant!

Seeing that Wu Dalang was quite painful, Hua Zixu took out a piece of broken silver from his sleeve, touched it for more than one or two points, handed it to Wu Dalang and said, "Uncle Wu, don't feel distressed!" Hey, give you money for meat steamed buns! ”

Looking at this piece of broken silver, Wu Dalang was startled: "Childe, the villain can't sell so much in ten days?" Such a big amount of silver, this, where can the villain find it! ”

"Who told you to find it? Uncle Wu, you are serious! ”

These scattered silver taels are undoubtedly a drop in the bucket for Hua Zixu, who has a family fortune, and he naturally won't take it to heart! After all, Hua Zixu at this time is no longer the poor boy who was in a hurry for the 500 yuan attendance award before!

The people around who watched the excitement saw that Hua Zixu was a snowflake silver or two as soon as he made a move, and they praised in unison: "The playboy is really kind and charitable, and he deserves to be the first good person in our Qinghe County!" ”

The first good man in Qinghe County!? Hua Zi smiled when she heard this, thinking to herself that you flattering villains, if you knew that this money was not mine, but was obtained by Lao Tzu out of thin air, I don't know how you would feel?

Wu Dalang made a basket of meat steamed buns, and he earned more than one or two silver, and those vendors around saw it, not to mention that his eyes were red and his heart was hot! One by one, they all said that Wu Dalang had shit luck, and when he went home today, his lady would definitely not beat and scold him, not only good wine and meat to serve, maybe he could also make love!

Among these vendors, there is a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy whose family name is Qiao, because he was born in Yunzhou, he is named Brother Yun. This kid is accompanied by Wu Dalang every day, carrying a fruit basket to sell some fresh fruits to feed his sixty-year-old father at home!

When Brother Yun saw Wu Dalang making a basket of meat steamed buns, he earned more than one or two pieces of silver, and his heart was also envious! After thinking about it, he took out two pears from the basket, looked at Hua Zixu with a flattering face and said: "Dude, this meat steamed bun is too greasy, the small filial piety dog meat two Sydney pears regulate the stomach!" ”

Hearing Brother Yun's words, the people around him burst into laughter, and scolded one by one with a smile: "You little monkey cub, you crawled out of your mother's intestines, you grew so big, have you ever seen a dog eat Sydney?" ”

Although Brother Yun is a person, Hua Zixu doesn't like it very much, but seeing his thin clothes, he is also very pitiful. Hanako didn't want to throw away a few dollars of silver, and she had already eaten Sydney pear as dog meat!

Brother Yun, who sold fresh fruits, saw that Hua Zixu was so generous, he was so happy that he scratched his ears and cheeks, and thanked him again and again: "Dude, when do you want to eat Sydney pear for dog meat, you send a little guy to say hello, and the villain will send it to you immediately!" ”