I stamped my foot vigorously, then looked around to make sure I hadn't brought back the soldiers from Hedong County in a moment, and that I was the only one who had returned. I lay on the sofa and took off my clothes, I deliberately wore a black tracksuit for the convenience of my movement, in the darkness I looked like a chivalrous man who walked on the wall, no wonder Dong Zhuo thought I was an assassin.

I looked up at the clock on the wall, it was half past four in the morning, I couldn't help yawning, even if I had two treasures in my bag, but at this time I couldn't resist the sleepiness that hit, I fell asleep on the sofa, I had to hurry to class after dawn, otherwise the head teacher would gather dozens of reasons to dissuade me. Although I didn't study well, I heard that school is a paradise and that it's a good carefree day, especially when you don't have to do your homework.

I just fell asleep, the alarm clock went off, I opened my sleepy eyes, it was seven o'clock, I would get up to take a shower and get dressed and go to school, anyway, I had time to sleep when I went to school, I could sleep from morning self-study until noon, the teachers wouldn't care about me, because they all knew my name, Charles, the penultimate person in the school, Hua Tuo couldn't heal me when he was alive, wait, Charles will take over the school manure workers' class in the future, this is also very reasonable, there is no such person, who will do this work.

I put on my jeans, and then went out all the way, and saw Qi Qi in my class on the way, this is a well-developed girl, medium in learning, but the object is the sable cicada among people, then again, who doesn't like to eat a ripe fruit, who likes to eat an unripe fruit, you look at the half-baked student in front of me, I recognize her, but I can't even call her name, in the end, it's raw. Just like watermelon, the melon pulp is still white, how to eat such a melon?

"Charles, your pants are ripped!" Qi Qi is calling me.

"What?" I've overtaken Qiqi and run a few meters.

"I said your pants were torn, stunned!"

It's impossible, I'm good when I'm wearing it, and how can such sturdy jeans be torn, I stopped and looked down to check, and there was no tearing place.

"Nope!"

Qi Qi covered his mouth and smiled and walked up and said, "What about teasing you, what are you running?" ”

"I'm going to school to memorize the texts."

"You?"

"How?"

"Wild History?"

"I repeat, it's memorizing the text."

"Oops, are you crazy or didn't take your medicine?"

I want to say that Qi Qi is not awesome if you have a big ass, but I didn't say it, as soon as this remark came out, I am afraid that it will mean to be teasing, and since then I am not only the first person from the bottom, but also the people have been named "hooligan first." ”

Although Qi Qi is not a school flower, but her pure beauty and flower-like figure also enjoy a certain reputation in the school, such a girl is destined to become the focus, when I came to school on the first day, a senior looked at my extraordinary appearance and persuaded with good words: like you and other talents, do not fall into the flowers at will, those beautiful flowers and bones of the school, it is advisable to stay away early, otherwise, not to mention the disaster of killing, it will also provoke right and wrong to cause trouble, especially you and I are students from the countryside.

I thought that this senior would turn into a gust of wind and drift away after admonishing me, but what I never expected was that he then took the hand of a beautiful flower and bone and walked away.

This is a senior who has attained enlightenment, a good person who will go to hell if I don't go to hell.

This senior is right, I walked side by side with Qi Qi, and there were many boys who greeted her along the way, and after five minutes, it was no longer a two-person line, but a ten-person line, these people were all coming for Qi Qi, but they also recognized me, after all, I was invincible all over the school, and that kind of righteous lai was not easy to mess with.

It is said that there are many rights and wrongs in front of the widow's door, and there are also many rights and wrongs in front of the door of flowers and bones. Qi Qi and this one, that one, sleek as a sophisticated person, let me sigh a lot, sigh to myself.

The group chatted and chatted, I couldn't get into my mouth, so I remembered the two treasures in my bag, and couldn't help but be happy, I haven't looked at these two treasures carefully, and I want to study them carefully when I get to the school and drill under the table.

At this time, the group had already walked to the school, Qi Qi and I were surrounded in the middle, and it happened that Sang Yu was also entering the school gate, she saw me with a group of boys, and mixed with Qi Qi, so she didn't talk to me, only smiled reluctantly. Qi Qi said, "Sang Yu, wait for me." ”

Qi Qi ran forward from the crowd and walked side by side with Sang Yu to the teaching building, the two backs fell under the shadow of the teaching building, Qi Qi was slightly shorter than Sang Yu, Sang Yu gave people a feeling of standing tall and vigorous, Qi Qi gave people a heavy feeling of a ripe fruit pressing on the branches, this is really a fruit on a big tree, but it is completely different.

I was about to go upstairs when someone slapped me in the back.

It turned out to be the grandson of Gou Er, and it was Guan Yunyun who entered the school gate with him, I watched the two of them get closer and closer, and I can't wait to be the old lady in "The Legend of the West Chamber" to hinder their continued development, a princess of a noble family, a mud egg of an auto mechanic's family, what is this Guan Yunyun Tugou Er, you look at Gou Er's two teeth, if it weren't for the influence of his other facial features, I thought he was a teddy dog, could it be that this Guan Yunyun and Gou Er walked so close to me in order to get close to me? It's not that this possibility doesn't exist, Guan Yunyun did look at me a few more times when I was on the playground, and I couldn't help laughing when I thought of it.

"Charles!" Dog Er patted me again, "Are you hysterical?" ”

"He didn't take any medicine when he came in the morning." Qi Qi said.

"How do you know?" Dog Er, this grandson, dug a pit for Qi Qi to let her jump.

Qi Qi glanced at Sang Yu and said, "I listened to what Sang Yu said." ”

Dog Er pretended to be suddenly enlightened and said, "Oh...... I get it! ”

I want to say that you know Nima's ......, "Dog Er, put your teeth away and be careful to run out and bite." With that, I threw my bag and continued walking.

"Yo, now that Charles is rich, it's not uncommon to talk to us more." Guan Yunyun said angrily.

I was scared out of a cold sweat, could it be that the second grandson of the dog told Guan Yunyun everything, and was completely revealed by the slightest temptation of Guan Yunyun? I glared at Dog Two.

Dog Eryu said: "Yun Yun asked me where your motorcycle came from, and I said that Charles and his father contracted thousands of acres of land for planting and made a lot of money to buy it for him." ”

"Is that so?" Guan Yunyun chased after him.

I nodded and said, "That's right, my father used to be a pig herding supervisor, and now he has contracted thousands of acres of land to herd pigs." ”

"Then your family is now a professional pig farmer, and it's good to raise pigs." Guan Yunyun is still talking.

Guan Yunyun is a bomb, which will and Gou Er to pieces at any time, but Gou Er is not my son, how can I interfere with who he plays with, alas, Gou Er must have been my son in his last life, and he has come to collect debts from me in this life.

Just thinking about it, the class bell rang, I walked into the classroom quickly, the head teacher had already stood on the podium, just like the Yellow Emperor in the court, looking at her courtiers, last night she had a big fight with her butcher husband, and today there is still a belly of fire, if you don't have long eyes, then don't think about this early self-study, who is going to be her punching bag, let's wait and see.