The head teacher stood on the podium, because she didn't sleep well last night, and she quarreled with her husband all night, and she was angry that her hair was blown up, and she had no intention of combing her makeup this morning, and she hastily tied up her hair and came to school, at this time her face was full of anger, and I felt that her anger was already full, and she was about to go berserk.

The reason for the quarrel was very simple, it was originally a small matter, just because her mother went to buy pork yesterday morning, and her husband gave less pork, because there was a problem with the electronic scale, and it was only eight taels a catty. The fault is that her husband is not only short of catties and two pounds, but also received money from his mother-in-law, which is his fault, he should have wrapped the best pork and sent it to his mother-in-law, but this butcher had a rusty head, was confused for a while, and made a big mistake. The head teacher made a fuss with him for a night, and asked the butcher to carry four pork legs to the door to apologize, but the butcher is a brave man, who cares about the head teacher's business, and the temper is straight to a pig's head, and the head teacher said Zhang Butcher, you are so good, you are not a pig's head, you are my head! Butcher Zhang lost his words after drinking, and said while splitting the pig's head: It's your pig's head that splits!

As of this morning, the head teacher's head was still chaotic, and her anger was filled by Butcher Zhang, and she was about to explode. On the one hand, he was angry, and on the other hand, he regretted that he was a scholar, how could he marry such a butcher.

If I knew her inner world, I would definitely come forward and persuade: "Zhang Fei is just a butcher, Liu Bei is just a straw mat seller, and even Guan Yu used to live in his mung bean world, this world can't just look at his background, maybe Zhang Butcher Zhang Brother will be popular all over the country with a kitchen knife in the future, in this world now, who can say for sure, you look at those Internet celebrities, laundry, cooking, brushing teeth, sleeping, homework, going to the toilet, farting can be Internet celebrities, Zhang Butcher is a good kung fu, it is not difficult to be popular, give a terrific screen name, Call the pork baby, pop pop, go down with three knives, and it will be red! ”

But I can't speak like this, I am charged with more than a dozen crimes, and it is self-defeating to give her a message, and it is strange not to be scolded to death by her. I cautiously walked to my seat and sat down, then took out a Chinese book and flipped to Zhuge Liang's "Teacher Table", like a monk, with his eyes half-closed, and recited the scriptures. Half-closed eyes are actually secretly observing the dynamics of the head teacher, in case she casually seeks me a trumped-up charge to vent his anger or turn over my old cards, then I will not suffer in vain.

There are those who study well, and at this moment they must want to come to the head teacher and say: "The emperor is angry......"

But no one dared to speak, but the birds were silent, and they did not dare to pronounce the sound when they read.

The head teacher glanced at me, and she probably remembered the mistakes I had made in the past, and wanted to find a problem that had not been criticized in this regard, but she gave up after thinking about it for a long time, because it was not a gentleman to always mention the past.

There is a person who doesn't have long eyes, that is Dog Er, Dog Er and Guan Yunyun ate a dog blood breakfast this morning, at this time he was a little carried away, he did not avoid the head teacher's gaze in time after entering the class door, but shook his head and walked in front of the head teacher, indeed, this kid fell into Guan Yunyun's demon, and only owed a slap to wake him up.

I had a premonition that a storm was about to fall on the head of the second dog, this kid was in trouble, a strange expression appeared on the head teacher's face, and I was worried that the teddy teeth of the second dog would be fanned into the stomach by the head teacher's hand.

Sure enough, before I could make a move to make Gou Er careful, the book in the head teacher's hand was like a hidden weapon hidden in the sleeve of a martial artist, crossing an arc at a very fast speed, and then snapping on Gou Er's half-pulled head, he arranged his stylish hair, and suddenly it was like a bird's nest on a branch, and the branches and sticks were blown up by the strong wind.

Fortunately, Gou Er's brain is not as fragile as a bird's egg, otherwise this book would have to splash egg yolks.

When the sentient beings heard the sound, their whole bodies tightened, and they didn't even dare to continue the movement of their lips trembling slightly when they read the text, and they all stopped.

Dog Er was hit by this sudden blow, his brain was blank in an instant, he was puzzled by the second monk, I don't know why the head teacher wanted to give him a book, he slowly raised his head, a pitiful look I didn't make a mistake Why do you want to hit me, but unfortunately, the more this pitiful look is, the more annoying the head teacher, Dog Er's lips were slightly open, and Teddy's teeth were exposed.

At this point, the more the head teacher dislikes him, if Gou Er studies a little better, maybe it will make up for the lack of her status in the head teacher's heart, and add a lot of goodwill to the head teacher, but Gou Er wants to mix with me and snatch the first place from the bottom, can he rob me?

"Oily head and noodles, look at what kind of body you are dressed in." The head teacher said angrily.

Gou Er looked at the clothes he was wearing, there was nothing wrong with him, he was just wearing a pair of ripped jeans and a short-sleeved shirt.

The head teacher knocked on his head and said, "How much hair oil did you apply?" It's almost up to my neck. ”

All sentient beings want to laugh, but whoever dares to laugh out is guilty of the same crime as the dog.

This can't blame Dog Er, he bought a bottle of high-grade hair oil, and accidentally poured too much when he was dressing up in the morning, and he felt a pity to wipe it off, so it was better to just wipe it like that, anyway, the brighter the hair, the better, it was better to sparkle and become a new star. This is all used to being poor, and it is better to flow to the neck than to waste it.

This light flashed to the head teacher, and he blamed his head, when he walked in front of the head teacher, it was radiant, and let the head teacher catch him.

"You, you...... You come out! The head teacher was furious, and at this moment she imagined Gou Er as a butcher and tore him into eight pieces.

Dog Er hung his head and looked at me, I shrugged my shoulders, which means that I can't save you either, you are really a teddy with hair oil on his head, what kind of dog gentleman you pretend, you deserve it! I can't run out and tell the head teacher that I can't blame Dog Er, I wiped it on him.

As a result, we are both guilty!

In the corridor, the sound of other classes reciting the text loudly and collectively was heard, and the head teacher reprimanded Dog Two in the corridor.

"You've been brilliant lately, you're very close to the official Yunyun of Class X, right? Look at your virtue, look at you, study is your only way out, your father worked hard in the ditch to change the oil, what about you? How do you repay him? What kind of family is the official Yunyun's family? Do you still want toad meat for swan? Can you afford to play with others? ”

The head teacher almost said the sentence: "You don't pee and take a picture of your face......"

"If you want to talk about the psychology of your current age, I can understand it, because I also came from this age, which is normal, but you must always recognize yourself, turn youth hormones into learning motivation, gain fame, and be admitted to a key university to become a useful talent. In the future, even if you have a good impression and affection for Guan Yunyun, it will not be too late for you to face this problem again! ”

The head teacher criticized Dog Er in the corridor for a whole class, and the Dog Er was dizzy, from beginning to end, he hadn't imagined that he would marry Guan Yunyun, he didn't think about this at all, he just felt that there was a beautiful classmate like a flower around him, which would make him wrinkled, but he didn't expect it to lead to this scolding, from elementary school to now, not to mention beautiful female classmates, even not beautiful female classmates, few people have walked so close to him, alas, dog two, dog two, your life should be like this, I think I'll take you back to the Three Kingdoms, be a Zhonglang general for Yuan Shao, and spend a few hundred taels of silver to marry a few wives and concubines, and live a happy and healthy life.

When the head teacher was outside to lecture the dog, I was groping for the treasure in my bag under the table, and I couldn't figure out what it was.