vs 15 Teachings of veterans
Budyonny has invested a lot of money to prepare the best vodka and numerous dishes.
His vodka comes from the moonshine of merchant Yazkin, and it is a country drink, which has a strong taste and has been drunk with a fiery thrill, which is very suitable for alcoholics.
The dishes are outstanding, and the Chinese way of making bear's paws is nothing more than a new one, i.e. a heartfelt support from the guests, who eat it to the point of licking the plate!
The delicious taste is truly unparalleled and delights the guests.
After drinking and eating, everyone talked more, and Budyonny had the heart to ask the three veterans for cavalry tactics.
He is not untargeted, sergeant Pilov and veterans Ivanovich and Chubaikin are all soldiers who have fought on the battlefield, and they have seen blood on their hands!
Budyonny had an eye, and he wanted to hear what these real veterans had to say about the battle, and the results did not disappoint him.
The drunken Ivanovich was the first to speak: "In battle, the hero dies the fastest!" ”
"How so?" Budyonny hurriedly asked.
"Let's say!" Ivanovich ate and drank so much that he was very merried, and he stood up and made a majestic posture.
Then he put on a shrunken wine/ghost look.
Then he asked two questions in a row, "You have a gun in your hand, who do you want to hit the most?" "Say, who are you most wary of?"
The answer is the first hero!
"That's right!" Ivanovich sat down again and taught Budyonny: "He was so heroic just now, he must have the force to kill us, we will send him to God first!" Don't let him do us harm. ”
"So, when the saber fights, the other party is a hero and has strength, so don't you dare to provoke him?" Budyonny questioned.
Ivanovich poured vodka into his stomach with a smile, and did not say anything about it, but Chubaikin replied: "Because there are heroes among the enemy, and there are quite a few!" ”
As soon as he said Budyonny, he immediately understood!
You are a hero, I am also a hero, you look at me unpleasantly, I also look at you unpleasantly, who is the real hero?
Saber slashing, we are both superior and decided, and those who are alive are heroes!
"Especially when you're doing this!" Ivanovich raised his glass.
Correct solution!
Alcohol makes people not sober-minded, and the more arrogant the other party is, the more angry he will be, and he will not be passionate about the slash, sorry for the things in this cup.
Ivanovich unleashed a high move: "Charge with the neck of the horse!" You have to lower your body and put your body on the horse's neck, so as to reduce the chance that the opponent will target you, even if you shoot you, it is your horse that hits you, and you have one more life! ”
There is indeed a scientific reason, if you shrink your body, you reduce the cross-section of your body, so that the enemy has fewer chances to hit you, and the other party will feel that one shot will not be able to kill you, so they will shift the muzzle of the gun and aim at a target with a large cross-section, such as those who are heroic and show their chests.
"Without a war horse, you're still rushing!" Chu Baijin laughed and said: "Go back and change horses and fight again, no one dares to say that you are a coward!" ”
"That's right!" Ivanovich admonished: "The more you look like you (hero) on your horse, the faster you will die!" ”
"But people will laugh at it!" Budyonny said deliberately.
"Those who mock you have gone to God!" Ivanovich laughed loudly and said: "Fuma neck charge, as long as it is a veteran, it is like this, not in the first year, it is in the second year!" ”
Seeing Budyonny's ignorant look (pretending), Chubaikin said bluntly: "When you are an officer in the back, you can pretend to be a hero, but when you charge, you have to be a coward!" ”
Ivanovich said enviously: "It's better to be an officer!" ”
No one wants to be a coward, but if you don't do it, you can't be a coward or less a coward if you become an officer.
Officers don't have to charge (it's not that they don't, but officers don't make stupid mistakes to lead the charge), the chances of saving their lives are greatly increased, and on the battlefield, even if they are cowards, there is still a risk of death and injury.
When an officer is good, there are few who charge into battle, you can save your life if you lose, and you have merit for winning, which is greater than the merit of the sergeant who charged!
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Ivanovich spoke his mind, and it was Chubaikin's turn to give his opinion.
Chubaikin was burly, eating and drinking in the house, drinking so red that his shirt was taken off, revealing a plush body, which was a standard old hairy body.
The heating in the small restaurant is not enough, but Chubaijin is fine, and sure enough, Mao Xiongguo is not wrong at all!
He said in a loud voice, "In battle, my favorite thing is to follow the commander who likes to touch other people's butts!" ”
Budyonny had a little difficulty understanding: "...... A commander who touches someone else's ass?! ”
"What he means is that the commander is smart, he will not fight hard with the enemy, he will focus on striking at the enemy's baggage, striking at the enemy's weak points, he will attack early in the morning, he will go out when others are eating......" Chubaikin gushed endlessly: "We will fight the enemy's baggage, capture a lot, and there will be no bloodshed." When the enemy eats, we attack, we defeat the enemy, and by the way, we eat their food, how good! ”
"It's really good!" Budyonny agreed, and humbly asked, "How should we, then, touch the enemy's ass?" ”
"Scouting!" Chubaikin shook his fist vigorously and said: "Scouts must be sent to reconnoiter the enemy's situation, and there must be eyeliner to report the situation to us!" ”
"However, reconnaissance does not necessarily intercept the enemy's intelligence, that doesn't matter, we can take a detour and run to the enemy's rear, those enemies are not guarded at all, you can kill as much as you want!"
"Yes!" The sergeant next to him, Pilov, said: "The advantage of our dragoons is here, the four-legged ones can march long distances and run to the rear of the enemy." ”
Just now two veterans told their stories, and it was Pilov's turn to tell them, and his argument was that "good horses need to fight, good cubs need lessons!" ”
He smiled at Budyonny and said, "You know what, in the eyes of some of us, you are a little weak! ”
Now that everyone is familiar with each other, he refers to Budyonny as "you".
Budyonny was slightly startled, unexpectedly that the other party was still paying attention to him.
In fact, he was a bit of a maverick in the barracks: he didn't like to drink, he didn't beat and scold recruits, but fortunately he went to church recently, otherwise everyone would be even more confused about him.
"The training must be hard to them, the little cubs are very skinny, if they don't, they can't become talents, and if they don't, they will have itchy skin!" Pilov admonished: "You will definitely lead troops in the future, but remember that soft-heartedness will not lead soldiers!" ”
"Usually training, they cry out in pain, you can't be soft-hearted, when attacking, the enemy machine gun is on the opposite side, you can't be soft-hearted, if you are soft-hearted, you will die! Do you understand, my eagle! Pilov said quietly.
"I see!" Budyonny nodded heavily.