Irony II 2
The fool's face suddenly turned ashamed, he didn't expect him to call himself by his nickname this time, and he couldn't help but be annoyed. As the saying goes: don't expose your shortcomings when you scold, and don't slap your face when you hit someone. used to swallow his anger, but after a long time, and under the contempt of the once coquettish wife and now the shrew scolding him for being a wreck, and in the grief of his father's death, he could no longer bear it, and was unwilling to suffer the humiliation of this ridicule, so he sneered at each other:
"I'm willing to buy it if you have money, you don't have to worry about salty radishes, some of you have rotten tongues, don't learn toads to dry and bulge your belly, and you're not afraid of swelling to death! My little donkey, I can feed the fodder as much as I like, I want to feed it from the ass-eye, can you manage it? If you are full and have nothing to do, you can bite the grass roots and squint, and watch the ants go up the trees, and you can make fun of me if you don't fuck me! Eat persimmons and pick up soft pinching, don't be embarrassed, do you really think I'm easy to provoke? Don't make me angry, be careful that I break your leg and stick it in your gut, believe it or not? What right do you have to taunt me, a guy who is three points like a man and seven points like a ghost? It's really brazen and self-conscious! Why are you still looking for a kick? Don't me off again, be careful I'll beat you all over the place! I think your hooves are broken, otherwise you're uncomfortable, aren't you? You really don't have a long memory, you forgot what I told you that time? โ
He was strong again, and he was still sharp-toothed, which was enough to make Zhu Le dumbfounded again. In the past, the fool was always submissive, and even the naughty boy could make fun of him, but he was not in a hurry or annoyed, and always laughed. What makes Zhu Le remember vividly is that his temperament has changed since the foolish man married a shrew, that was on the day of the Chinese New Year last year, when he was carrying water in front of the reel well, he was resentful because he didn't eat the wolf meat that the fool hit, and he wanted to tease him with the pretty widow Wu He, but he didn't take advantage of it. And today, he once again learned that the fool's mouth is no longer what it used to be, no longer weak and deceitful, and the image of a grandson no longer exists, but it has become a little justified and majestic, which has to surprise the "duck fart", and the angry fool almost threw him into the well to feed the toad!
"Yo ho, you-you-you kid really seem to be a different person, is there a powerful daughter-in-law to support you?!"
Zhu Le, who wanted to tease him, began to be a little embarrassed, and his tone was mixed with some snort, even fear.
The fool raised his eyebrows, if a man relied on a woman to support him, it would be an insult to a man, and he calmly replied: "People are good at being bullied, and horses are good at being ridden." Don't kick your nose in the face, if anyone dares to make trouble unreasonably, don't blame me for turning my face ruthlessly! Laughing at others, not weighing yourself, is purely a despicable villain. A tongue-in-cheek hero, what kind of thing is it, if you have the ability, you will take a gun to fight against Japan! I think you're shameless, if I don't cut you, I'll have to pick out my eyeballs and let you step on them! โ
As soon as the words fell, the fool really didn't get used to him anymore this time, and stepped forward to open the bow left and right, rewarding Zhu Le with two crisp big slaps. He stared at him in a daze, and turned a little dazed, and in an instant he seemed to be stupid. When I came back to the taste, I saw that Zhu Le's mouth was like a scoop of scooping water, as if his chin was derailed and decoupled, his eyes were red, and he almost squeezed out tears.
"I really can't help but take care of it, like a sour-faced dog, if you play around, you can take it seriously. Annoyed, really! โ
Zhu Le pouted, spit out two mouthfuls of spit, and felt that it was boring to talk to himself, so he muttered quietly, as if he had found a step for himself, and walked away. His two short legs have a little puba, as the saying goes, "gong circle legs", also known as "dog drill crotch". As he walked, he touched his cheeks, which were burning like fire, and felt a big molars swaying. It can be seen that the fool is really ruthless. Good guy, just these two big-eared people are enough to make him hate the next half of his life!
Although he felt very wronged, he didn't dare to speak out, as if he had suffered a dumb loss. In front of the burly fool, he can only run away. It's like he forgot to slander someone, or he didn't dare. However, this time, Zhu Le once again learned that the fool who used to be clumsy and clumsy is not what it used to be, this is really close to Zhu and black, who is close to Zhu and who is close to ink, who to learn from, must have been influenced by shrews, and subtly changed from it, so he became articulate, and he also had the courage to dare to beat people.
People are warm and cold, and the world is hot and cold. The fool looked at Zhu Le's distant back, and he didn't have a little joy in his heart, but on the contrary, he couldn't help but feel sad! Such a filthy villain dares to tease himself, he is really bold and reckless, it is his cowardice on weekdays that gives tolerance and indulgence to some people who think they are easy to bully, which fuels the rude provocation of some arrogant people! Everything that was arranged in fate was unsatisfactory, and he avoided it!
He stood there dazed, looking at the gong and mallet hanging from Zhu Le's waist, rhythmically slapping his thin ass under his trembling body, and sometimes the gong and mallet collided with each other and made a faint crisp sound. He really didn't know whether to despise or sympathize with this kind of person for a while! When he looked at Zhu Le, who was like a dwarf, he would think of Wu Dalang, who listened to others and sold cooking cakes, that is, he had the ** of "Golden Vase Plum" in his hand, and he couldn't read it if he didn't know a single bucket with big characters.
But he can still remember vividly that last year, when Wu Yuanzu, the old birthday star in the village, handed over a gong and mallet to Zhu Le, and instructed: "Zhu Le, you are responsible for patrolling if you are fine, if you find the Japanese puppet army, you will knock four times in a row, and if you find bandits, you will knock eight times in a row, so that it is good to remind and recruit the villagers and prepare early." โ
After such a long time, in addition to Liu Cuihua, who was killed by the shrew for domestic violence, asked the Rong family for justice, gathered to "crusade" against Rong Fanhui, who beat his wife, rang once, and caught a Japanese devil once to play its second role, the gong almost always pretended to be deaf and dumb in his hands, in fact, this is exactly what the villagers unanimously expected. As long as the gong does not sound, it proves that the village is safe. Ever since Zhu Le had this mission that he thought was glorious, he began to shake his head and tail, and when he had nothing to do, he could be seen swaggering around the east and west, even the edges and corners around the village were all over his footprints. This should also be said to be his "dedication to duty", but in the eyes of some people, he is still looking down on his obscene image!
The past seems to be vivid, but today it is embarrassing!
Can this village, which was in the war years, really survive so uncontested?
However, in the hearts of some people who have a sense of safety, they are often filled with a kind of anxiety and panic. This homeland that depends on it can be subverted at any time in the wind and rain! Displacement, homelessness, separation, family ruinโthat's what a few families of villagers with their children and daughters are portraying in their mouths, and it's a true portrayal of them! The burning, killing and looting of war is cruelly devouring the happiness and joy of the common people!
His father died mysteriously on Chinese New Year's Eve, and died lying in a large coffin made for himself, and his mother has also gone insane since then! In order to treat his father and mother, he owed a debt of two eyes. Old debts have not been repaid, and new debts have been added!
He has only been married to a shrew for just over a year, and he didn't expect that his family, which was originally a happy family, would change so drastically!
At this time, in his heart, he was shouting hoarsely: Please give me wings, I want to fly!
He longed to break free from the shackles of this embarrassing life.
After this refutation and protest, the fool's words were passed on by Zhu Le, which really played a role in setting an example. In front of him, the unbridled ridicule of some people was restrained. Of course, after he captured a Japanese devil who seemed to be a terrain scouter from the "Dragonbone Mountain" (who claimed to be a geological prospector), the people were in awe of him, and almost all of them were impressed, except that there were other people who sneered at him.
No man shall be disguised, and no sea shall be measured. Don't look at him in front of others, he looks wilted and drooping, but he used to be eloquent and witty in front of shrews, but he is actually a very scheming person. Now I can't bear the humiliation, and the rabbit will bite when it's anxious.