The days are spent in cycles, and the calm is full of comfort and laziness. In order to pass this lonely and boring time, gossip has naturally become a pastime gimmick after tea and dinner, and it will not be chewed up.

However, the pig's beak and duck's beak are tied, and the human mouth cannot be tied! Behind the scenes, the men of good deeds gather together when they have nothing to do, smoking homemade trumpets and chatting and chatting, talking about gourds and scoops, and they are not much inferior to women who love to pull their wives' tongues.

On this day, several people gathered together and sat on the wood under the stone wall of the Luo Gan family, talking and laughing. At the same time, you can smell the aroma of sake lees wafting from the wind, this fragrance is from the Lin Tong family separated by two families, the Lin family is the only one in the village to open the pot, brewing high-grain wine is very famous, exported to the county seat, and the Wu family, a big family here, is a relative, but also the second rich family in the village. Even people who usually don't have the money to buy alcohol to drink, as long as they take a few sips of this fragrance here, they are also a little intoxicated. Because both the Wu family and the Lin family have people in the city, it is not a difficult problem about the "good citizen certificate".

It was the sixth month of the lunar calendar, and the farm work was not busy.

In the morning, the sun was lazily moving high into the sky, a few lazy white clouds were floating in the blue sky, and swallows were flying in pairs in the sky corridor that belonged to them. There are chickens, ducks and geese walking leisurely on the dirt streets, and a scrawny yellow dog is looking for it, smelling and sniffing, it is touching edible food, and its shriveled stomach is eagerly longing for an unexpected accident to fill it.

Speaking of which, some people have brought the topic to fools and shrews. So, they talked about it with relish, making people guess that one of them had a "duck fart" Zhu Le, so I heard him shake his head and say: "Hey, it's really strange!" Tell me, they've been married for almost two years, and they don't see a shrew with a big belly, and they haven't had a cub yet, what's going on?! ”

In his hands, he was holding the gong and mallet and fiddling with it. He said mocking words to Liu Xingmei in his mouth, but in his heart he had a taste of hatred and love for her, he had twice lost face in front of the shrew, but I don't know why he fell in love because of hate. I want to use this topic to arouse other people's discussions and opinions on her, so that I can feel more comfortable.

Zhang Qi, who was not in good health, sighed: "Don't look at the fool's five big and three thick, fat and strong, but there is no oil and water in his stomach, now is not like when his father and mother are here, the days are getting poorer and poorer, and he still owes a debt of a butt and two eyes!" If they don't have children yet, it's probably because the fools have few 'seeds'! ”

Wang San, who had a big waist and a round waist, glanced at Zhang Qi, snorted, and said with a sneer:

"! You are also a poor man who eats chaff and vegetables, and you don't see that your table is often full of big fish, big meat, rice and white flour. With your small physique, Brother Zhu is half a pound and eight taels, like a grasshopper, you can't pout the scales on the scales, and now aren't all children allowed to be sheep? Does this have anything to do with raising a baby? Why aren't your 'seeds' rare?! ”

Luo Yan laughed on the side.

Zhu Le glared at Wang San, spat on the ground, and said very reluctantly: "Don't pull it on me!" ”

The handsome Qin Liancheng said shamelessly: "If they are willing, I am willing to donate generously to the 'seed', it is better than seeing that I have to cut off my children and grandchildren!" Why not? ”

Meng Guoan laughed and scolded while rolling a trumpet dry cigarette:

"You kid, this is a chick in the crotch of your pants - (light)! Foolish people talk about dreams, think about beauty, always love to eat the bowl and worry about the basin, a belly of lustful and cowardly! But don't say it, the stupid boy of the foolish man can be regarded as a good fortune, and he can marry a mother-in-law who is like a flower and jade. Just by virtue of the handsome appearance of the shrew, in our village, even the big girls and little daughters-in-law can't pick and pick one or two! It's the six eldest ladies of the Wu family, we don't dare to talk about long and short-sighted. If Widow Miao were a few years younger, they would be comparable. It's that stamen, don't look good, she looks good, and she will dress up to attract people, but she can't go to work in comparison. It's a pity, a good man doesn't have a good wife, Lai Han guards the flower branches, God doesn't open his eyes! If you can hold such a daughter-in-law in the quilt every day, you will not give birth to a man in vain in this life! ”

Zhu Le smiled and said, "Be careful, it's a bomb in the nest!" The shrew is good-looking, but she is a broom star, and after less than two years of coming, her father-in-law died mysteriously, and her mother-in-law is crazy again! She is so powerful and domineering, she is a well-known tigress, aren't you afraid that she will eat you? Look at the color on Wang San's face, and there are still scars scratched by shrews! ”

In fact, people love to rub their faces when they have fans, and they never want to say disgraceful things to others. For his part, he had been humiliated twice by shrews, and three times by fools, the first being three years ago on the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, when he was almost thrown into a well by an angry fool to feed toads; The second time was two years ago, on the day the fool caught a Japanese agent, and he was almost kicked out of the ass; The third time was last year, when he met the fool at the entrance of the village, and he wanted to joke a few words, but he was scolded and received two ear scrapers. In short, he didn't get well in front of fools and shrews, and these will make him hold a grudge in his heart!

Wang San touched his face, which still had two scars, and smiled embarrassedly and said, "I can be regarded as a teacher, if this woman initiates power, she is more terrible than a man!" However, to be honest in my heart, I admire her a lot, she is a fierce woman, the kind of woman who jumps on both ends at the moment! ”

Qin Liancheng shook the next crutch with his right hand, took a cigarette in his left hand and smoked it, spit it out, his eyes were fixed on Zhu Le, and he said with his tongue: "In my opinion, you don't want to say that grapes are sour because you can't eat them." Peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic! Brother Zhu, have you been courteous in front of the pretty widow and got her? ”

Zhu Le smiled bitterly: "Brother, if you hadn't been married a few years earlier, with your lame leg now, I'm afraid you would have to be like me!" Just that pretty widow, don't mention it, she treats me as a ** don't take a cunt, saying that she will never marry again in this life, so she will live with her son, and I have no play with her! ”

Qin Liancheng's leg fell off a cliff while collecting medicinal herbs in the mountains four years ago, and he couldn't go to the hospital in the county town to get timely treatment because he didn't have the money. But ordinary farm work can also be done, but it is more difficult than normal people. In addition, he was ingenious and learned to be a carpenter, a chariot and a wreath for funerals, and whoever invited him would also give them money. The hunter in the village also collects medicines, and sells the collected medicinal materials directly to the Yang family in the village to purchase medicinal materials, which is Yang Xu, the second aunt of Wu Yuanzu.

Luo Yan said: "Men are afraid of sticking to women and afraid of entanglement, so you can give her a 'don't die if you don't go to the Yellow River', and see if she can escape from the palm of the Buddha?!" ”

Zhu Le sighed: "It's not okay to 'don't cry if you don't see the coffin', I'm a shaved head pick-it's hot!" If she were a rabbit; I've been using a condom for a long time, if she was a mouse, I'd have used a clip a long time ago, but unfortunately it's not! ”

Zhang Qi said: "It is said that 'a radish is a pit', I think the 'pit' that belongs to you is really hard to find!" The widow's scheming is high, even if she marries, she can't pick you up, so don't be a toad and want to eat swan meat! She just wants to find another one, not to mention that she can compare with Miao Yunchang, she can't be too inferior. To tell the truth, Brother Zhu, with you alone, you can live a good life, and if someone marries you, it will be considered a blessing. ”

Qin Liancheng said, "What are you going to say?" Willow eyebrows, apricot eyes, melon seed face, cherry mouth, small waist, big ass, big tits—"

Zhu Le said embarrassedly: "What you said to you is the same as a fairy, I don't have that blessing, don't play with me!" ”

Zhang Qi continued: "My uncle has a silly girl in their camp, the head is about the same as you, like a floor tank, but she is really broad-breasted and fat, she begged to introduce her to someone when she saw someone, and she wanted to find her in-law's family, who was in her thirties, and she was still a yellow flower girl." She looks like Zhu Bajie and his second aunt, who wants it! If you don't dislike it, how about I'll give you a trip when I have time? ”

Meng Guoan took a deep breath of the aroma of wine wafting in the air, squeezed his eyebrows at Zhang Qi, and said meaningfully: "I'm hungry now." ”

Seeing Zhu Lebai, Meng Guoan glanced at him and said: "If there is no happy event in the village, please play with the pen, then you can stay up!" ”

Meng Guoan said: "You kid don't have a conscience, I personally matched you with the widow, and I almost wore out my mouth, but people just don't agree, and I can't help it, and it's not a matter of force!" I didn't lie to you, everyone knows it. ”

"I remember your benefits, I can't forget it, Hades doesn't owe a debt to the imp, just call you when you drink!"

Zhu Le said that, but his eyes lit up, and he looked at Zhang Qi with joy and said, "I am willing, then I will trouble you to run errands, if it can be done, I will definitely thank you!" ”

"That's - call me for a drink first, and ask the matchmaker to say it first, otherwise it's not going to work! As long as you want, one is guaranteed. Zhang Qi glanced at Meng Guoan with a smile and said.

Zhu Le hesitated, the smile on his face disappeared, and he said coldly: "You guys have cheated on me for a lot of money, I don't dare to believe it!" ”

Zhang Qi naturally understood Meng Guoan's intentions, so he said to Zhu Le: "Everyone knows that you will live a life, and you will save your stomach, if you are generous, you must also have a request for others, and you will not let the feces shell mantis catch you even if you pull a dung egg!" ”

Qin Liancheng looked at Zhu Le and smiled, and interjected: "If you don't believe it, it will be the life of a single person in this life!" ”

Luo Yan said: "You want to be such a fool? I see that you really miss your wife and are going crazy, and there are vegetables in the basket! ”

Zhu Le shook his head and sighed: "You are full men, you don't know how hungry men are hungry!" If you have a wife, you can talk coolly, but for me, marrying a daughter-in-law with a big mouse is better than a funeral with a cow. Wherever the river crosses, take off the shoes, in my current situation, I am no longer qualified to pick fat and thin! ”

"Don't make fun of him!" Meng Guoan pulled the words back to the original topic, and said: "In my opinion, it is the fool who has no ability to be in the nest, and he is useless, and he is the first silver-like wax gun." guards a tigress every day, and he doesn't have the Tao of Wu Song, can he surrender? So, it seems that there is no hope for a son! His father is really dead, and his mother is crazy now! Tell me, how good those two people are, why do they have such an uncompetitive son?! Speaking of which, this is all fate, who is the fate, who can fight for fate in this life? God arranged it, and the people who arranged it had to follow! ”

As soon as a few people heard this, they couldn't help but think about it, as if they felt that there was some truth in their words, and they unconsciously revered, what is the reason?

At this time, Qin Liancheng said: "Don't say it, there is a beautiful girl in our village who looks good." ”