Chapter 23: Wu Song, Are You Still Coming?
"Dog meat, come with me to find the big stone, you must know that Wu Song was drunk, lying on the big stone and sleeping, and then he met the eye-catching tiger! If you find that big stone, you can almost meet Wu Song! ”
"This is not good, this is too small for me to lie down, Wu Song is eight feet tall and a strong man. This stone is so small, Wu Song can't lie down, unless he sits! ”
"This? This one doesn't work either! This stone is big, but there are potholes on it, and it must hurt your ass when you lie down. Remember, look for a big rock that is smooth as water and big enough! ”
When those hunters arrived at Jingyanggang, they were all in groups of more than a dozen people, echoing each other from afar, hiding in the deep grass of the forest, just waiting for the big insect to appear, and then attacking it in groups!
Huazi is weak, and after arriving at Jingyanggang with dog meat, she didn't think about how to ambush, but she was looking for big stones all over the ground! His strange behavior was seen by those hunters, and they naturally avoided it while laughing at it, lest the stupid Hanako invite the tiger in vain and give away his life in vain!
Jingyang Gangshan is high and dense, covering an extremely wide area, Hua Zixu and dog meat looked for more than an hour before finding a big bluestone near the trail! This big bluestone is square, the surface is smooth and delicate, the flower child lies on it and tries it, only to feel cold and slippery, if it is lying on it in the middle of summer, it must be refreshing and comfortable, and there is no sweat!
"That's it!" After locking on to the target, Hanako took a long breath and took the dog meat to hide her tracks next to Da Qingshi and quietly hid!
Those hunters were ambushed in order to wait for the tiger to appear, and Hanako was ambushed here, but it was to wait for Wu Song Wujiro. If Wu Song knew that in addition to his own brother Wu Dalang, there were also people who were waiting for him to appear so hard, I don't know how Wu Song Wu Erlang would feel!
"Dog meat, dog meat, don't yawn! Look, there's someone! ”
Hua Zixu and Dog Meat had just been ambushed for less than a quarter of an hour, and they saw a person in the distance, carrying a load of goods, trembling and walking over!
"Dog meat, do you think it's Wu Song?"
The man who came was a good man, but he was not very tall and not very strong. If Wu Song is like this, I'm afraid he wants to kill the tiger by himself, unless he is given a blue-fire Gatling and a strafing shot!
Seeing the appearance of the visitor, Hanako was inevitably disappointed, but he always had to try everything. What if Shi Nai'an spread the rumor, what if Wu Song had a serious illness and was malnourished and became thin?
According to "Water Margin", wasn't Wu Song sick when Chai entered the house? Maybe he was worried about his brother Wu Dalang, and his body was not in good shape, so he hurried on the road!
Thinking of this, Hua Zixu no longer hesitated, and when the person came closer, he jumped out with the dog meat! However, what Hua Zixu didn't expect was that he and Dog Meat had just revealed their tracks, and they hadn't asked a word. The man carrying the load of goods actually threw off the load of goods, kowtowed like pounding garlic, and bowed down to himself and the dog meat!
"Spare your life! The king spares his life! There is an eighty-year-old mother on the villain, and a three-year-old baby below, and the king of these dates will take it, please don't kill me! ”
The king spares his life, what is the situation? Why does this sound so familiar? Is this the king of the mountain who thinks I'm a roadblocker and robber? Master is such a personable beautiful man, you actually thought I was a robber? I said your brother's eyes are not good! Have you ever seen such a handsome robber? Have you ever seen a robbery with a dog?
After blowing away the small jujube seller, Hua Zixu, who was very disappointed, hid behind the big bluestone with the dog meat again, and cheered himself up: "Hua Zixu, don't be discouraged, don't be discouraged!" You are waiting for Wu Song here, just like chasing girls before, how can you meet true love so easily without experiencing a few green tea to warm up the scene! ”
Less than an hour later, when it was getting late, I saw a man with eyebrows at the end of the path! This person is more than eight feet tall, with a strong figure and martial arts, and more importantly, this person is carrying an eyebrow-raising whistle stick in his right hand, which is exactly the same as Wu Song described in "Water Margin"!
"Haha! Wu Song is here! My great savior is wearing a golden helmet and golden armor, stepping on colorful auspicious clouds to save me! ”
Hua Zixu looked at the appearance of this person, and then looked at the eyebrow-level whistle stick in his hand, and decided that this person was Wu Song, the hero of the tiger fight! As this person got closer and closer, Hua Zixu's heart began to beat faster, thinking that he was really blessed with Qitian, waiting for Wu Song here, the hard work paid off, and Wu Song really came!
"Huh? Wrong! Wu Song was in the three bowls of Bugang Restaurant, and drank eighteen bowls of good wine in the store in a row, shouldn't he be drunk? But this man walks steadily, where is the slightest drunkenness? ”
Although Hua Zixu was quite puzzled in his heart, he didn't ask to understand, in case he missed Wu Song, then this joke would be big! Just waiting for the visitor to get closer, Hua Zixu jumped out with Dog Meat again, and shouted at the comer: "Is it Wu Erlang?" ”
In the deep mountains and dense forests shrouded in the night, a person and a dog suddenly jumped out, and the person who came was startled, but he still asked according to the rules of the rivers and lakes: "It is Wu Erlang, I don't know which one Your Excellency is?" Why do you know that you will pass through here in the next meeting? ”
"Wow! Second brother Wu Songwu! Brother, it's so hard to wait for you! ”
Seeing that the person who came to admit him Wu Erlang, Hanako had tears in her eyes and was excited, so she hugged this person without saying a word. With his own practical actions, he expresses his endless admiration like a surging river. Like the flooding of the Yellow River, the heroes who are out of control are sympathetic!
"Second Brother Wu Songwu!?" The strong man listened to Hua Zixu's words, pushed Hua Zixu away, wiped the tears and snot on his body with disgust, and stared at Hua Zixu with great defensiveness: "Your Excellency, I'm afraid you recognize the wrong person!" Although he is the second in line, the people in the rivers and lakes are called Wu Erlang. But the surname Wu Santong is not the Wu Song in your mouth! ”
Wu three links? Is there any mistake? Isn't Wu Santong a disciple of Master Yideng? How did it end up here? Could it be that because I robbed the show too much, the crew of the Condor Heroes was uneven, and they couldn't come to me to steal the show?
Although he knew that he might have recognized the wrong person again, Hua Zixu was still a little unwilling, thought about it and asked, "Dare to ask Your Excellency if you are from Yanggu County?" Is Wu Dalang your brother? ”
"Haha, Your Excellency really recognized the wrong person, in the next is the Dali country's clan, this time when you first came to the territory of the Great Song Dynasty, what Yanggu County you are talking about, it is unheard of in the next!"
As soon as Wu Santong's words came out, Hua Zixu only felt that his little heart was as broken as glass! I'm afraid that the best glue in the world will not be able to glue the wounds of Hanako's soul!
"Alas, I recognized the wrong person again!"
Saying that, Hua Zi frowned, looked at Wu Santong, who was strong and holding an eyebrow whistle stick, and grinned: "Looking at the outfit of Brother Tai, it must be extraordinary in martial arts!" Xiao Ke can fight the tiger in this Jingyanggang, if Brother Tai is interested, it is better for you and me to cooperate. Kill the tiger and get a bounty, Xiao Ke is willing to be half with Brother Tai, I don't know what Brother Tai wants? ”
As soon as Hanako's voice fell, Wu Santong's face changed when he heard it, and he opened a pair of big eyes like copper bells, and looked at Hanako in horror and asked, "Jingyanggang?" Isn't this Jinggang Mountain? What did you say? Here are tigers? ”
"Jinggangshan?" Hua Zixu looked at Wu Santong, thinking that his geographical knowledge was bad enough, but he didn't expect this Wu Santong to be more powerful than himself, and he thought that Jinggang Mountain here!
Finally met a character in the rivers and lakes, in order to leave this person to help him fight the tiger, Huazi couldn't help but smile in his heart, and patiently explained: "Brother Tai, Jinggang Mountain is in Ji'an Mansion, Jiangxi, this is Jingyanggang, which belongs to the ground of Shandong!" ”
Hearing Hua Zixu's words, Wu Santong looked up to the sky and shouted: "Damn profiteer, bullied me as a foreigner and sold a fake map to Lao Tzu!" ”
Without saying a word, he turned around and rushed towards the road where he came! As he ran, he shouted loudly, "Brother, thank you for telling me this!" You should also run quickly, you dare to fight tigers? Don't you want to die? ”
"The rivers and lakes are far away, goodbye, brothers, take care......" The words came from afar, and it was estimated that Wu Santong had already run out of Erlidi!
Hua Zixu recognized the wrong person twice in a row, and it is no longer discouraged to describe it! At this time, Hua Zixu remembered that according to "Water Margin", Wu Song's fight against the tiger seemed to take place in the middle of summer. And now it is the cold winter wax moon, even if Wu Song will really come, he will have to wait until Wu Song, unless he can set up camp here, and wait for more than half a year before there is a trace of possibility!
Thinking of this, Hanako sat on the ground in despair, couldn't hold back the grief and indignation in her chest, and asked angrily: "Wu Song, are you still here?" ”