"I said brothers, don't be in a hurry, talk to me! Let's go to Jingyanggang to fight tigers together, we must be sincere and united regardless of each other, but now I don't even know what everyone is called, which is very unfavorable to team building, how can this work? ”

"Hey! I said, "You are talking!" To tell you the truth, once the master has seventy-two ways of flower sticks, once it is used, it will be earth-shattering, and the ghosts and gods will be shocked! Haha, which of you would like to be in a group with me? If anyone follows me, the bounty will be huge! ”

From Qinghe County to Jingyanggang, there are almost more than 20 miles of mountain roads, and on this road, Huazi chatters non-stop! Of course, his purpose is to get familiar with everyone and understand what each person's strengths are, so that if you really meet the tiger, the big guy can better cooperate!

In their opinion, these boys dance with knives and guns all day long, just to serve as a façade, and they are all silver-like pewter guns. really met that big worm, these hunters bet that the first one to run away must be this stick master Hua Zixu who blows the cowhide into the sky!

What's more, before they set off, they all got more or less the benefits of Ximenqing. Whether it is for his own net worth and life, or to promise the affairs of Simon's officials, if he is in trouble with this flower, he will kill himself! The only difference is just to die in the mouth of the big worm or in the hands of Ximenqing!

Seeing that these hunters ignored themselves, Hua Zixu was not discouraged, thought about it and continued: "I said everyone, the three bowls are almost here!" Haha, when we get there, I'll invite everyone to drink! ”

"Three bowls are not enough!?" Hearing Hua Zixu's words, those hunters laughed one after another, looking at Hua Zixu as if they were looking at a fool. I thought it was no wonder that the Ximen officials let this person get rid of him, it turned out that this person was a two hundred and five!

It seems that the reason why the Ximen officials arranged it like this is entirely because they love everyone, and they are afraid that the big guy will be affected by Huazixu, so he will lose his life in vain! Ximen Daguan is the richest man in Qinghe County, and he can be so sympathetic to the suffering of the people, he really deserves to be the first good person in Qinghe County!

"Why don't you speak? Don't you believe me? Don't worry, the master is rich! It's just a few bowls of water and wine, and the master can still afford it! ”

Hua Zixu never expected that his deliberate and generous behavior not only did not get the kindness he deserved, but instead provoked the ridicule and contempt of these hunters!

"I said Xiaohua, the three bowls are not on the other side of Jingyanggang, and there are more than 30 miles of mountain roads from here! Listen to what you mean, do you want us to pass through Jingyanggang, go drink your bowls of wine, and then go back the same way and go to Jingyanggang to ambush and fight tigers? ”

"What? Three bowls are not on the other side of Jingyanggang? It's not from Qinghe County! ”

Hanako's face turned red, this shame was really thrown to grandma's house! No wonder when I was in school before, the geography teacher said that Shi Nai'an's geographical knowledge was not very good, and the marches and wars often did not distinguish between the southeast and the west, and he didn't know him by detouring!

For example, Lu Junyi went from the Beijing Daimyo Mansion to Tai'an Mansion to worship the Emperor Dongyue, but passed through Liangshan Shuibo. According to this route, I am afraid that Lu Junyi will walk for 10,000 years, and he will not see the shadow of Mount Tai!

Another example is that Song Jiang killed Yan Poxi and was sentenced to assassinate Jiangzhou, which could have been all the way south. Shi Nai'an just let Song Jiang go north, and also passed by Liangshan Shuibo. According to this opposite path, I am afraid that the Great Song Dynasty will be destroyed, and Song Jiang will not be able to reach the ground in Jiangzhou!

After Lu Zhishen made a big fuss about Wutai Mountain, he set off from Wutai Mountain in Shanxi and went to Daxiangguo Temple in Tokyo. Originally, it was enough to go all the way to the south, but it went around to the ground in Qingzhou, and it also broke the good thing of the little overlord Zhou Tong.

Wu Song set out from Cangzhou to find his brother Wu Dalang, but he was also blind. Wu Song was able to find Wu Dalang in the end, which was a moment to witness a miracle! It's all about the mysterious sixth sense between brothers!

It seems that Shi Nai'an is not only not good enough in geography, but also road blind! Now I was really miserable by Shi Nai'an! No wonder the seniors of the rivers and lakes often warn the younger disciples that what is the most important thing to walk in the rivers and lakes, the map is the most important! As the so-called map is in hand, I have it in the world, and I am not afraid to go south and north!

Hanako scratched her head embarrassedly: "Haha, I remember wrong!" Misremember! When I return to Qinghe County, I will definitely invite the big guy to drink, I will definitely invite him! ”

Hua Zixu, who accepted everyone's despise, saw that the big guy still ignored himself, thought about it and continued: "I said everyone, we are now a team, and the team naturally has to have a resounding name, how about you say that it is called TVXQ?" ”

"Don't speak? Not satisfied, huh? Why don't you call it the Girl Killer Heavenly Troupe! After we kill the tiger, when we return to Qinghe County, there will naturally be the admiration of all the people, and those twenty-eight pretty women will definitely compete to marry us tiger-fighting heroes! Haha, you say that the name of the girl killer Tiantuan is not domineering, it is very well deserved! ”

Perhaps because he couldn't stand the noise of Hanako all the way, a middle-aged hunter turned around and scolded: "Shut up! It's like a girl, chattering non-stop, are you annoying? ”

was scolded by someone, Hua Zixu not only did not get angry, but also ran forward to hook his shoulders and smiled: "I said big brother, oh, uncle!" You see they ignore me, or let's go together! I'm really good, very good! If we are in a group, the five hundred taels of bounty will be half of each of us, this business is cost-effective, cost-effective! ”

"Let it go!"

The middle-aged Orion took the hand that Hua Zixu hooked on his shoulder, looked at Hua Zixu and sneered; "I said Xiaohua, you are also from a family, how can you be so ignorant? We have been hunting together for many years, and we are familiar with each other. Originally, when everyone met that big worm, there would not be too many casualties, and if you add your words, it will be wiped out! Since you are so powerful, you might as well do it yourself, if you get a bounty of five hundred taels, I won't be blushing! ”

"Damn, is there a mistake?" When Hanako heard this, she was so shocked that she almost jumped! Pointing at the middle-aged hunter, he said, "What? That's a tiger, you let me go it alone? Have you ever seen a man kill a tiger? You're not disgusting with me, you're blatant murder! ”

As soon as Hanako said this, she happened to say what was on the minds of these hunters, and they teased one after another: "I said Xiaohua, why are you alone?" Isn't there a big dog following you? You are one person and one dog, do you still need to be afraid of that eye-catching tiger? ”

One of the older hunters, perhaps unbearable, came over to Hua Zixu and said, "Dude, it's not that we don't take you, it's just that this is a matter of life and death, and we can't help it!" ”

"Li Lao Er, why are you talking to him all that nonsense? Beware of the trouble! Don't come back soon! ”

Seeing his companions calling, Li Lao Er looked at Hua Zixu and sighed, so he didn't say anything more, left Hua Zixu alone, and rushed to catch up with the large army and went to Jingyanggang to hunt tigers with them!

Hua Zixu stood on the wilderness road, looking at the tiger hunting team that was gradually moving away, thinking that this is broken! Originally, I wanted to work with the big guy, and I still had a big grasp of taking down that tiger. Now they don't take themselves to play, they want to kill the tiger by themselves, and get rid of the crime from the magistrate of the county, it's just a difficult rhythm!

"Dog meat, after you meet that big worm, why don't you go up and lock the throat first, and then I'll shoot from behind, and kill it with a stick while it can't prevent it, do you think this method is good?"

"Wang, Wang, Wang!"

Hanako glanced at the dog meat and thought to herself, forget it! Relying on a dog to fight a tiger, this brain hole is inevitably too big! If you really meet that tiger, the dog meat will not be scared and run away, even if you are loyal and courageous!

Now these hunters don't take themselves to play, if they still want to get rid of their crimes, there is only one way, that is, Wu Song Wujilang happened to pass through Jingyanggang, and only when he met him, would he have a chance to live!

Thinking of this, Hua Zixu silently recited Amitabha, Amitayus, Amen, and Hallelujah several times in her heart. Pray to the gods and Buddhas, God Jesus, Allah, and the land father. No matter which way the gods are, please let Wu Song Wujiro come quickly!

After some prayer, Hanako smiled humbly: "Dog meat, run quickly!" Let's go to Jingyanggang to find Wu Erlang! ”