I almost became a thorn in the principal's side, Lao Xia's son! The principal was smoking a cigarette in the office, thinking fiercely that he had been beaten by Lao Xia when he was a child, and now his son had embarrassed himself in front of many students in the school, and the father and son were really not human.

Expelle Charles! However, there is no suitable reason, poor academic performance cannot be used as a reason to expel students, on the one hand, the school is to cultivate talents, on the other hand, it is also to instill good ideas, and it can also make money from students. In the past few years, I frantically ordered tutoring materials for various subjects for students, and I didn't make a lot of money from them. Relatively speaking, students with poor academic performance, but also their own potential customers, one more student to order these endless learning guidance materials, they will have one more rebate, well, you must not easily dissuade a student.

Moreover, Xia Dahai is rich now, during the summer vacation, the principal personally went to the village to observe the construction there, sure enough, a lot of money was spent there, and the principal also deliberately clicked Xia Dahai when he left: "The sea, education construction is also very important, if you can invest in the school, it is also a matter for the benefit of mankind, this, you can consider it, I will find a TV station to make a special program for you, you Xia Dahai may be able to rise, become a town mayor or something, you think about it." ”

Of course, the principal has his own ideas, and now there is only one dormitory building in the school, and if the girls live, all the boys have to rent a house outside, and if the boys live there, the girls will have no place to live. In the past few years, the dormitory buildings have uniformly arranged accommodation for boys and girls outside the school, and as a result, safety accidents have occurred one after another. In the next few years, the dormitory building was given to the female students, and the male students did not stop outside, drinking and fighting and watching videos.

No way, no money even a toilet can not be expanded, the public toilet next to the playground, covers a small area, now there are many students, there is a long queue in front of the toilet during recess, students hold back a class, internal demand needs to be solved, how to do gymnastics between classes if you don't solve internal demand. Every time, it was recess time to exercise, but the students were still queuing up to go to the toilet, and the loudspeaker kept shouting: Gather in the playground immediately! Meet at the playground right away. No matter how you shout through the throat of the horn, the long dragon just won't disperse.

The long dragon is still a long dragon, the bladder is going to explode, who still puts recess exercises in their eyes, the boys really can't hold it back, so they stand under the wall at the door of the men's toilet and take out the water pipe to urine, this image is seriously bad, and if it goes on like this, the wall will have to be poured down. The girls are different, the boys can still use two or three people to use a pit, and everyone shoots together. The girls are more troublesome and have more procedures, so the long queue at the door of the women's toilet is longer, just like the traffic congestion in big cities, and their faces are red, but there is no vacancy in the toilet. Which teacher came out to give a command? Have it? Hey, hey, that female classmate, after solving it, quickly stand up and tie your pants and go out, hey, hey, hey, I said that, hurry up, don't tie the trouser belt so complicated, and the one in the corner, it's timeout......

I've heard of directing traffic, but I've never heard of directing peeing!

This is a big problem in the school, the school is now in debt, how can there be money to expand the toilet, but it must be solved, because when the toilet is used, the students really can't do anything and can't take care of it, and they have poured into the teacher's toilet, and the teachers are in a hurry. In the past, the school had a death order, and students were not allowed to enter the teacher's toilet at will, so the students were anxious and the teacher was not in a hurry, which was also the end of your release, of course, regardless of those who were holding back to blow up their bladders. Students rushed into the teachers' toilets, but the teachers couldn't get in, and they refused to go to the playground.

Xia Dahai didn't give money to build a building, at least expand this public toilet! The headmaster snuffed out his cigarette butt and began to write a report, which was more about soliciting sponsorship than a report.

How to write it! The headmaster began to struggle.

Respected Xia Dahai, no, no, no, he Xia Dahai used to be a poor farmer, and every time he came to the office, he was respectful to himself, but now he is asking for help, isn't it very polite to pull sponsorship, mom is happy, the principal threw away the pen, he can't lower his head no matter what.

The principal hesitated for a long time, so he had to go to the director, he wanted to kick the ball to the superior leaders, and let the leaders put pressure on Xia Dahai.

The director of the bureau is talking with the deputy mayor in charge of education in the office to discuss the work after the start of the school year.

"Hey, you're just in time, let's have a group meeting, come on."

During the one-hour conversation, the principal listened to it boringly, and he only had one thing in mind now, either to ask Xia Dahai to build a teaching building for the school, or to expand the toilet.

"I said what's going on with you today, I'm absent-minded." The director put down the teacup and said to the principal.

"Alas, Zhang Ju, it just so happens that the leaders are all here today, and there is no one else, so let me talk about the things that the school urgently needs to solve."

"Okay, you say, if you have a problem, you can just ask it."

The principal cleared his throat: "Our school, the first problem is the lack of a dormitory building, now all the boys live outside, the safety management is not easy to grasp, the teachers have to go outside regularly to check, the teachers have complaints, the students are scattered to rent a house to live, and the teachers have to break their legs." The second problem is that the school is not enough toilet pits now, and there is no way to solve the problem of domestic demand, and many students have to go to class during recess...... I can't go to class. "The principal wanted to say that even prostatitis would occur, but he suddenly realized that he couldn't say that.

The deputy mayor in charge of education said: "Half an hour of gymnastics between classes, fifteen minutes of gymnastics, and the remaining fifteen minutes are not enough to go to the toilet? ”

"Leader, there are thousands of students in the school, and according to the calculation of 20 pits, it takes more than ten seconds for each student to go to the toilet, and fifteen minutes is far from enough." The headmaster said with a frown.

The mayor thought for a moment, and suddenly said, "You can compress the time for students to go to the toilet, and compress the time for each student to go to the toilet to three seconds!" Wouldn't that solve the problem? ”

The headmaster listened to the mayor's words, and almost didn't spit out the tea in his mouth, damn, I just unbuttoned my pants in three seconds, and I haven't released it yet, even if I untie my pants, I can't put half of it and take it back, let alone take off my pants while walking on the way to the toilet.

The chief listened to the mayor's words and fell into deep thought, and he liked to meditate after the leader's speech to understand the special meaning of the leader's words. What does it mean to be a leader? Is the limit of three seconds a reminder that we should improve efficiency in our work? Compression, that's a key word, we're going to implement the slogan of compression, and he's going to mention it a lot in the next set-up meeting.

"Leader, now that Xia Dahai village is under construction, I heard that there is a big investor, can you direct investment to education." The principal said.

"We know this, but I don't have to take care of rural construction, and there are leaders in charge of rural work." Said the mayor.

"As long as it's a loss, it's just a loss of it, even if it's just an expansion of the toilet." When the headmaster spoke, his face was very red, as if his bladder was about to suffocate.

"Does Xia Dahai have any descendants?"

"Yes, in our school."

"Then, we can use this as a breakthrough to focus on cultivating Xia Dahai's son, and let Xia Dahai support the expansion of the school toilet."

The mayor in charge of education applauded, and at this moment, a man pushed the door into the director's office and interrupted their conversation!