The principal finally can't bear it anymore this time, if the above doesn't find a way, he won't do this principal, and thousands of students' bladders will be suffocated, can this sit idly by?

That day, the principal's wife made him a meal of seafood, Thirty Mile Town is relatively remote, seafood is not common, it is all transported from the distant seaside, and there will be living creatures when seafood arrives in Thirty Mile Town. The black-hearted hawker sold dead seafood as live seafood, and the principal's wife was fooled by the peddler, so she bought a basket of problematic seafood, and went home to the kitchen to make a fuss, and the seafood with all the color and flavor was served.

The principal touched a nose of ash at the director's place one day, listened to a funny and ridiculous remark, and was extremely unhappy, but fortunately there was delicious seafood at home, so he couldn't help but drink a few more glasses, and the big crabs ate one after another, and drank until he couldn't help but chant a poem: Three thousand bladders come to our school, and a public toilet is small. The bladder is about to explode, and the leader doesn't look at it.

A small limerick poem expressed the unhappiness in the principal's heart, he put down the wine glass, pulled off a crab leg, and sucked out the crab meat fiercely.

Who would have thought that the seafood in question would be eaten by the principal like this.

The seafood didn't work right away in the headmaster's stomach, but was slowly digested up to the intestines until the next day's recess.

In the morning, the principal felt a little unwell, but he didn't pay much attention to it, and when it was almost time to exercise between classes, he felt that his stomach was like a mountain and a sea, and there were streams of air and dilutions churning, he wanted to go home, but in the morning, a leader might come to inspect the work, so he has been insisting.

During recess exercises, the principal stood up and walked to the playground, this time the principal couldn't hold back, the power of the gas dilution mixed together is very great, when the air pressure of this gas exceeds the air pressure outside the body, the strength of the sphincter alone cannot stop this small air pressure. The headmaster looked pained and reluctantly walked towards the toilet, if his movements were too violent, then the diluent erupted with the eruption of gas, or was it like a mudslide? Volcano?

The principal's biggest concern was that there was a long queue in the teacher's toilet at the moment, and he was sweating profusely on his forehead, and finally insisted on going to the toilet, but the toilet was full of people, and the students were still crowding, as if the bladder was about to explode in the next second. The headmaster wanted to shout: "You all get out of here!" But he didn't dare to exert force at the moment, and once he exerted his strength, it would gush out, and he said in a weak voice: You guys hurry up to the playground and assemble.

But no one could hear the voice, and even if some students saw the principal, they pretended not to see it.

The pressure is getting bigger and bigger, we can't verify this value, no one will use an instrument to measure it, but this pressure, absolutely no one can control it, and it is not easy for the principal to persist until now.

A student was finally released, squeezed out of the toilet as if he had been rescued, he was ecstatic, but unfortunately he slammed into the principal's body, and hit the principal's stomach impartially......

Yes! Immediately after the second wave, the third wave......

The principal's painful expression could not be described, he hated the leader in his heart at the moment, and hated his wife even more!

That morning, it was hot and humid, and the headmaster wore a pair of very thin gray slacks. The squirt quickly stained his pants yellow. The headmaster's legs trembled, and something kept falling from his trousers, and he didn't know whether to leave or stay.

Some students had already seen the principal's pants and his trembling body from behind, and he was sweating like rain, followed by another wave of ......

Wave after wave......

It would be nice if he was the only one in the world at the moment, but unfortunately the playground is full of people now.

The headmaster finally couldn't hold on any longer, and if he continued like this, the two trousers except his legs would probably be filled with foreign objects, and he finally collapsed.......

"The headmaster is dead!" Someone shouted.

The headmaster could still hear the voice, and he thought: It's almost like death!

"The headmaster has fallen!"

"Call an ambulance!"

The recess exercise that day was still on, and the director brought a sheet to the principal as quickly as he could, covering up the indecent scene, and the principal was under the sheet, like an insect, twitching! Convulsions!

Several teachers formed a circle, driving away the onlookers, and then the ambulance came, and when several people helped the principal onto the stretcher, foreign objects kept falling out of his trouser legs.

A few hours later, word came back.

"The principal has acute gastroenteritis."

This reasonable explanation is extremely reasonable, so that this matter has changed from a joke to a serious matter, acute gastroenteritis, whoever has this disease is the same, the so-called heroes can't stand the three bubbles, diarrhea can pull you to collapse!

The principal lay in the hospital for two days, and finally got better after two days of hanging bottles, but he has not fully recovered for the time being, but he insists on going back to school to work. After returning to school, he held a meeting in time, at which he said: "After the school has more students, the toilet area is small enough to use, so that many students' bladders have been very troubled, this problem is very serious, we ignore the seriousness of this matter, so we have to do everything possible, even if it is to tighten the belt, but also to expand the toilet!" ”

As soon as the principal finished speaking, the conference room resounded with warm applause, and the people present almost shed tears of emotion, although this is not the exact expansion news, but this is like the satellite rising into the sky, which makes people extremely excited, they wiped their tears, grateful for the seafood meal of the principal's wife, if it were not for this seafood, the principal would not have diarrhea and pulled his pants, if it was not for the principal to pull his pants, then the temporary expansion of the toilet would not be substantially solved, they are also the same as the students, the bladder will be tortured. In addition, the student and the teacher stand side by side on the edge of the pit and take out the guy to pee, which is also very unfavorable to the teacher, after all, every teacher thinks that Confucius is as sacred, but just imagine, let Confucius and the student stand at the root of the wall to pee together, it is estimated that Confucius will blush.

The principal immediately rewrote a report and submitted it to the relevant department, this time he did not find the director, this report has a set of survey data, that is, student physical examination data, bladder data, the data shows that the students' bladders have been affected to varying degrees.

After the relevant departments got this data, they immediately paid attention to it, and they held a meeting to discuss the matter of students' bladders for nearly a day, and conducted research from various aspects, such as: if students have bladder problems, whether the school provides students with too much fresh water, or there is a problem with the meals in the cafeteria. Finally, the issue of the small size of the toilet was brought to the table.

The result of the meeting was: find Xia Dahai and ask him to support the school no matter what.

After the meeting, a group of people went to find Xia Dahai, Xia Dahai was not easy, but he received a phone call asking him to take out part of the funds as the cost of expanding the school toilet.

The matter was solved, and someone proposed that the name of the last building to invest in the school and donate to build the building should be named after the person who donated it, such as this building and that building, so should the toilet that Xia Dahai donated to expand should also be named this toilet in the name of Xia Dahai, called the sea public toilet!

Fortunately, Xia Dahai said that the money was made by investors who did good deeds without leaving their names, and finally after discussion, everyone unanimously thought that since this person did not leave his name, then the toilet would be called "the last toilet"!