Chapter 21: The slave family is waiting for you to come back!
In the early morning of the next day, the entire Qinghe County was empty, and the big guys flocked to the county yamen to see dozens of heroes and heroes, and after boosting the morale of the county minister, they went to Jingyanggang to hunt the big tiger that had been in trouble for a long time!
In the past, although the county government had also sent Orions to Jingyanggang to fight tigers, the momentum was not as big as this time. In the past, at most, only a dozen Orions were sent, but this time more than fifty Orions were sent!
Not only that, but the bounty for destroying the big worm has also risen from the initial fifty taels all the way up to five hundred taels! Five hundred taels, that's five hundred taels! During the Zhenghe period, prices were stable, and a family of five ate, drank, and slept a year, and the cost was only about twenty taels!
With these five hundred taels of silver, it is enough to buy a house and land in Qinghe County, and marry a twenty-eight beautiful girl. Then he lived a leisurely rent collection and became a rich man who was less than the top and more than the bottom!
Looking at this higher and higher bounty, some greedy people only hate that they are not good and have no power to restrain their hands. Otherwise, follow everyone to fight tigers, in case you are lucky enough to kill the tiger, then you will be suddenly rich and completely on the pinnacle of life!
In the eyes of the people of Qinghe County, such a big battle, so many hunters, and that big worm that has done a lot of evil will definitely not survive this time! The big guy doesn't have to round up the tiger in Jingyanggang, as long as he keeps beating the gong and drum, so that the big insect can't eat and can't sleep. If you spend a few days and nights on it, you will starve it to death if you are hungry, and you can kill it if you are tired!
It's just that the people of Qinghe County don't know that the reason why the county magistrate has made such a big formation this time. It is not because the tiger has been in trouble for a long time, which has seriously affected the daily life and economic development of the people of Qinghe County. It's because when the imperial master Cai Jing Cai is a master, there is an unknown chef in their kitchen. This cook has a distant relative in Qinghe County, who can't beat eight poles.
When this distant relative passed by Jingyanggang last month, he didn't listen to everyone's words, and he had to say that he was strong in martial arts, and even if he was a tiger with a hanging forehead, he couldn't easily get close. I don't want to wait until there are more people to get together, and the big guys go through Jingyanggang together, so they have to go through Jingyanggang alone. As a result, as soon as the cowhide was blown out, he took the initiative to come to the door and sent a sashimi meal to the tiger who had been hungry for several days!
Life or death of this person is insignificant, but as the saying goes, the prime minister has seven officials, so according to this, the nameless little chef probably has an eight-grade grade! The nameless chef who knew about this matter, Xu was full of chivalry, or in order to brush up her sense of existence, she actually wrote a letter to Lord Yin of Dongping Mansion as a subordinate of the Prime Minister's Mansion!
A little nameless chef wrote a letter to the Emperor of the Imperial Palace, which sounds extremely ridiculous. The dignified court official of Dongping Mansion actually read the letter three times in a row.
In the end, it was concluded that this letter, which was vulgar and had many typos, was actually written by Cai Jing and Cai Taishi at the behest of the cook. Lord Yin of Dongping Mansion also warned himself that even if he is in a high position in the future, he must take Taishi Cai as a model. Always have a pure heart that worries about the country and the people, and sympathizes with the sufferings of the people!
As a master of calligraphy in the world, Cai Jing, a master who has no match in poetry and scripture. If you knew that in the eyes of Dongping Mansion Yin, the letter of his own instruction and guidance was not only indecent, but also vulgar, and the text message of less than 100 words actually broke the record of 37 typos. I don't know if Taishi Cai, who is conceited and talented, will be so angry that he vomits blood three liters and dies in Huangquan!
Besides, the Dongping Mansion Yin, who saw this shocking secret, immediately put down the official affairs of the government and set up a special task force, and he was also the team leader, devoting himself to supervising the matter. Then he issued an official document, severely reprimanding Li Buyan, the commander of Qinghe County, and ordered him to get rid of the big worm in Jingyanggang within a month. Avenge the nameless little chef in Taishi Cai's mansion, the distant relative who can't beat the eight poles!
It is precisely because of the accidental death of such a small person that before today's Qinghe County County Ya, not only gongs and drums are noisy and firecrackers are ringing, but also colorful flags are displayed and crowded! It's just that the people of Qinghe County, who are looking at the lively Qinghe County from the outside, are very excited with smiles and smiles. And those hunters who are about to set out on a glorious expedition have sad faces, as if they are mourning!
These hunters hunt and kill prey in the mountains all day long, and they naturally know that the big insect in Jingyanggang is not easy to mess with! Over the past year or so, dozens of lives have been killed, and more than a dozen people have died in the hunters who went to round up. If you are unlucky, I am afraid that you will also make the tiger's after-dinner snack!
Unlike these hunters with sad faces, such as mourning concubines, Hua Zixu stood among these hunters with a flower stick in his hand. But his face was full of elation, and he bowed his hand to the crowd of onlookers. It seems that in his opinion, this trip to Jingyanggang to fight tigers is really a fierce and fierce winning trip!
Hua Zixu is so maverick, which naturally attracts the attention of the people who eat melons. One by one, they waved at Hanako and cheered, "It's a playboy!" This will still be able to laugh so happily, what a hero is really a boy! ”
"That's not it, the playboy is extraordinary, this is the true nature of a hero! The playboy will definitely be able to kill the tiger this time, and get a bounty to revive the momentum of the flower family! ”
Hua Zixu, who was touted by everyone again and again, listened to the deafening gongs, drums and firecrackers, and then looked at the big red flower on his chest. I feel that this scene is so familiar, it is just like the formation of new recruits in modern society!
Hua Zixu, who has dreamed of military since childhood, has never enjoyed such glory in modern society. Unexpectedly, I traveled to the world of the Great Song Dynasty and joined the tiger fighting team by mistake, and I actually experienced a majestic and high-spirited glorious taste of fighting tigers on the mountain!
"Wang, Wang, Wang!"
Just when Hanako was greeting the crowd of onlookers, he only heard a few dogs barking nearby, and suddenly a half-human-tall yellow dog pounced into Hanako's arms with lightning speed. 'Whoop Hoo Woo' sticks out his big tongue and can't stop licking Hanako's empty face!
"Dog meat!" Hanako looked at it with a blank look, isn't this the dog meat she raised?
"Dog meat, where have you been these days? I thought you were all turned into dog meat hot pot, but I didn't expect you to be alive! Haha, are you going to fight tigers with me in Jingyanggang? ”
At this time, a thin and obscene-looking man squirmed and saluted Hanako: "Dude, something happened to your family, and the villain saw that the dog meat was homeless, so he took care of the boy for a few days!" Now Gongzi is going to Jingyanggang for the people of Qinghe County, and the villain thinks that the dog meat is powerful and extraordinary, and may be able to help Gongzi, so he specially brought it! ”
"Homeless? How many days did you take care of me? "That's a nice thing to say! It's clear that you saw the fall of my Hua family, and took advantage of the fire to rob and steal the dog meat! However, this person returned the dog meat at this time, and finally had some conscience! Hua Zixu has seen a lot of warmth and coldness of the world recently, and since this dog meat has been lost, he doesn't bother to bother with this person!
But I'm going to Jingyanggang to fight tigers, you sent me a big dog, and said to help me, you can't be a big cat when the tiger is a big flower? Dog meat is a pure-blooded Chinese pastoral dog, and it is not a Tibetan mastiff. Look at your bones and extraordinary qualifications, why don't you and your master go to Jingyanggang!
Animals have spirituality, the feeling is the most keen, dog meat may be aware of Hanako's contempt, very unhappy, at Hanako's vain screaming. As if protesting, "Master, I'm fierce!" Really, quite fiercely! ”
In this team that is about to leave, Hanako is a man and a dog, and this combination is very conspicuous. There are those people who do good things, and without saying a word, they also tie a big red flower to the dog's body! The dog meat was so glorious, he was so happy that he bared his teeth and grinned, and his eyes were full of intoxication and warlike intent!
Seeing such an anthropomorphic expression of dog meat, Hua Zi sighed secretly, thinking to herself dog meat, dog meat, when I arrived in Jingyanggang, I met the big tiger, if you don't get scared to the point of urine, the master has your surname!
After Li Buyan, the magistrate of the county, gave a speech, regardless of whether it played a role in boosting morale, he waved his hand and said: "Strong men, the number of big worms is exhausted, you will definitely succeed this time!" The county has prepared a bounty for wine and food, just waiting for all the heroes to return it triumphantly! Warriors, for the sake of the people of Qinghe County, go! ”
Li Buyan gave an order, Hua Zixu and more than fifty hunters set off, and at this moment, a woman wearing a soap-colored cloak and couldn't see her face clearly, stuffed a small note into Hua Zixu's hand, and then ran out of the crowd with her head down, nowhere to be found!
"Stuff a little note, what's the way? Isn't there someone who wants to confess to me? ”
Hua Zixu pinched this small note, and couldn't help but think crankily that he was just going to Jingyanggang to fight tigers, and someone stuffed a small note to confess. If he came back with the tiger carcass, wouldn't the twenty-eight beauties in the entire Qinghe County become their own fan sisters, and vow not to marry Huazi?
"Haha, the master has fans!"
Just when Hanako was thinking wildly and imagining a better future, he opened the small note and looked at it, only to see two lines of small characters written on it: "Childe, the slave family is sorry for you!" The slave family is waiting for you to come back! ”