Zhang Fan patted the waking wood and opened his mouth to read the final poem:

The twenty-eight best people are like crisps, and they slash fools with a sword at their waists. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Although I don't see anyone's head falling, I secretly teach the monarch to have dry bone marrow.

Then say the text: It is said that in the first year after Emperor Wenzong of the Han Dynasty, in Qinghe County, Dongxiang County, Jizhou, there was a merry son, who was born with a burly appearance, a chic temperament, and several family assets, aged twenty-six or seven. This person's surname is Ximen, and he only obscures the word Qing. His father, Simenda, used to sell medicinal herbs in Sichuan, and opened a big crude medicine shop in front of Qinghe County. Now he lives in a house with five rooms and seven entrances. The family calls slaves and maids, and there are groups of mules and horses, although they are not very rich, but they are also a solid family in Qinghe County......

", I'll start without saying a word!"

"The sudden commotion flashed my waist."

"streamer, I called the police."

"A large wave of superpipes is on the way, please cherish your live broadcast room."

"Jin Lian, are you there? I'm a great official of Simon......"

"Simon Official, are you there? I'm the princess......"

"Sister-in-law, are you there? I'm Wu Song......"

……

It turned out that Zhang Fan was not talking about other jokes, it was the first of the "Four Strange Books" "Golden Bottle Plum", when choosing a paragraph, Zhang Fan first thought of "The Legend of the Three Kingdoms", considering that this is a copycat, maybe "Water Margin" will have a better sense of involvement, and then I thought of "Golden Bottle Plum", "Water Margin" It is difficult to say whether they like it or not, but "Golden Bottle Plum" must meet their taste, and it is true, watching this group of thieves listen to it with relish one by one, scratching their ears and cheeks, and their eyes are shining.

Zhang Fan went from the first episode of "Ximen Qingre Married Ten Brothers, Wu Erlang Coldly Met His Brother and Sister-in-law" to the fourth episode of "Go to Wushan Pan's Joy and Quiet, Make a Tea Shop Brother Yun's Righteous Indignation", drank three pots of tea, his throat was dry and astringent, and he could only boycott:

“…… Predict what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown. Syllable! "The waking wood fell.

Everyone didn't give up, they all lost their tempers, blowing their beards and glaring one by one:

"No, say it!"

"Fuck your mother's next time, hurry up."

"Your sister, what a pleasure to hear! What the hell is going on next ......"

……

Zhang Fan could only plead with Kong Jianxi: "The big boss, cough cough...... Voice...... It's so uncomfortable, ahem...... Let me rest for the night, cough ...... Otherwise, I won't be able to say a word tomorrow, so how can I continue to say it to you? ”

Kong Jianxi was not a bastard, so he groaned and asked loudly: "Brothers, how is Mr. Zhang's story?" ”

"Good!"

"Do you want to keep him?"

"Yes!"

Kong Jianxi waved his hand and said: "Okay, since that's the case, then I officially announce that Zhang Fan will join us in Huanglongzhai from today, and he will be his brother from now on, as for storytelling, there will be a chance to listen to it in the future, Zhang Xiaobrother is tired from afar, tonight I will have a good rest, tomorrow I will put wine for him to catch the wind and wash the dust, when the time comes, everyone will listen to him and have a good time, you say, okay?" ”

"Good!"

Kong Jianxi beckoned, and a small man with a sharp beak nodded at him and asked, "Big boss, you command." ”

"Well, you go to the third room in the south and vacate it for Brother Zhang Fan to live in, the food is good, you can do it for me, be smart, understand?"

"Don't worry! Mr. Zhang, come, please ...... here."

Zhang Fan arched his hand at Kong Jianxi and Wei Yong, Kong Jianxi bowed slightly, Wei Yong snorted coldly, don't turn his face, Zhang Fan silently recited 10,000 "grass mud horses" in his heart, and followed the little man.

The little man led Zhang Fan forward, and talked to Zhang Fan at the same time:

"Mr. Zhang, you are so good at telling the story! I'd love to hear from you. ”

"Hehe, you've won the prize! Don't be so polite, now that everyone is a brother, just call me by my name. ”

"Yo, don't you dare, you are a cultural person, I don't know a single word, so dare to call you a brother! Since I was a child, I envied you cultured people. ”

According to historians, there were about 100 million people in the middle of the Ming Dynasty, and the literate population was less than one million, not to mention the more backward and chaotic Eastern Han Dynasty, and the intellectuals were originally respected.

Zhang Fan hurriedly diverted the topic: "I don't know what you call it?" When did the grass fall here? ”

The little man scratched the back of his head, ashamed: "Alas, I forgot to report my name, my big name is Hou Sanbao, but they all call me Xiao San'er, I was born here." ”

"Little San'er?" Zhang Fan couldn't help laughing, "Hahaha, then I'll call you Sanbao!" ”

"Okay, whatever!" Hou Sanbao looked at Zhang Fan with a smile that couldn't hold back his laughter, a little inexplicable:

"Mr. Zhang, is there anything wrong with my name? Why laugh? ”

"Oh...... It's okay, I just remembered my hometown...... Cough...... Friend, her nickname is the same as yours! ”

"Oh, I see, but the folk call it Da Lang, Xiao Er, Xiao San, Xiao Four...... It's not surprising that they abound. ”

"Hmm." Zhang Fan is undeniable.

Zhang Fan didn't see it, and after he went out, a henchman of Kong Jianxi walked up to him and whispered:

"Big brother, this kid's origin is unknown, and he is a scholar, but he is willing to fall into the grass, which is quite strange? Why don't you be on guard? ”

Kong Jianxi nodded: "Gao Yuan, this matter will be handed over to you, you go and find out the details of this kid, find a few clever brothers to keep an eye on him day and night, as soon as there is a situation, report to me immediately, remember not to act rashly, catch the wind and catch the shadows, understand?" ”

Gao Yuan nodded, hiding in the darkness like a ghost, his eyes sparkling, not knowing what he was thinking......

……

This room is a little different from other houses in the cottage, usually the room is a broken bed against the wall, and there are pots and pans on the floor. This room is obviously an upgraded version, with a coffee table in the middle, a square table, a wooden chair on each side, a bronze mirror on a wooden shelf, and the four treasures of the study room on the desk. The quilts on the bed are all good materials, and the carvings of the wooden beds are also quite exquisite.

When he came in just now, Zhang Fan specially asked Hou Sanbao: "Who has lived in this house before?" ”

"This house used to be lived by Zhu Siye, who was in charge of the treasury, and he fell off his horse and died last month, and the big boss didn't let people live in it si."

It seems that Kong Jianxi still takes him very seriously, otherwise he would not have let him live in such a good house.

Zhang Fan nodded, signaling that Hou Sanbao was fine, and Hou Sanbao closed the door and left.

After waiting for Sanbao to go out, Zhang Fan closed the doors and windows, didn't wash, just lay on the bed directly, the experience of these few hours was more exciting than his twenty years of life in his previous life, it was really dancing on the tip of the knife, too tired!

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Thanks to Qin Nixuan for giving a small reward of 588 starting coins.