Chapter Twenty-Seven: Stone Ward Off Evil Spirits
I went under the table and looked at the bronze mirror, an ancient bronze cast, about eight centimeters in diameter, with a wide and thick rim and words and patterns engraved on the back. I looked at my face in the mirror, and a blurry face appeared in the mirror, vaguely recognizable as myself, and now I am afraid that when I hold up the bronze mirror, it will suddenly become a face full of hair.
What kind of artifact is this, it stands to reason that if it is an ordinary bronze mirror, how can it be contained in an extremely delicate box, and it is also a treasure given to Dong Zhuo by Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, could it be that this is really a magic mirror? What about its mechanism, I read the words on the bronze mirror, and the bronze mirror did not react abnormally.
At this time, the sun turned around the corner of the building and shone on my desk, the sunlight hit the bronze mirror, and a miracle appeared, the sunlight through the copper mirror hit the wall, and a strange pattern suddenly appeared on the white wall, I looked at the pattern, and wanted to find out a trace of mystery from it, in case there was a treasure map hidden in it, and after looking at it for a while, I couldn't find the mystery, and then a few students in the class suddenly found a strange pattern projected on the wall, and shouted: "Oh my God! Look, what's that? ”
I hurriedly put away the bronze mirror with a book, and no one noticed that the pattern on the wall was the sun passing through the bronze mirror and then mapping onto the wall, which seemed to be a real treasure.
I put away the bronze mirror, and took out another treasure from the bag, that is, the calcareous beast, only to see the beast engraved with the word "evil spirit", it seems that this thing is a treasure of the town house to ward off evil spirits, the ancient people were more superstitious, like to make these beasts stone carvings to the town house.
I was going to sell one of these two treasures, so I went to the mustache stall again.
But at the end of the antique street, the mustache is not there. I asked people nearby that the mustache hadn't been here for days. Didn't this kid steal the tomb of the red-haired woman's ex-husband and run away, I asked a few people nearby, and they all said that I didn't know where the Bazi Hu lived was, and I didn't know where the Bazi Hu went, so I was nowhere to be found, and I was nowhere to be found, and I went back to my rental house with Dog Er after wandering around the street twice.
Dog Er was scolded by the rampaging head teacher for being like an eggplant after being beaten with frost, and a few words of verbal criticism made him completely lose confidence in life, I said: "A few words of insult to you like this?" Do you want to avoid the prejudice of the homeroom teacher against you? ”
Dog Er nodded and said nothing.
"Next time you'll be the first in the school!"
Dog Er shook his head again.
"There is another way," I threw the bank card to him, "take 50,000 yuan and send it to the head teacher to send it home, you say thank you for the teacher's teachings, a certain benefit is a lot, and I hope the teacher will not shirk, the teacher is a thousand words, and he must accept the thank you money, and the dog will work hard from then on to live up to the teacher's earnest teachings." ”
"Okay?"
"The head teacher must be smiling, there are more deeds of ancient disciples giving gold silk to the master, you have to follow the example of the ancients, and the family conditions of the head teacher are not optimistic, and the right is used as a subsidy for life, why not? The head teacher sleeps late and wakes up early, worrying about you, being angry for you, and tired for you. ”
"Charles, do you have a crush on the head teacher?"
"Good impression is another matter, don't you smell that the head teacher always smells of Chinese medicine?"
"Nope!"
"You can only fucking smell rouge, which shows that she often takes Chinese medicine to regulate her body, or that there are people in the family who have been sick and bedridden for a long time, so why not give a thousand gold, you have to be righteous and squandering money, and regard money as dung."
"That's a good thing, too!"
Gou Er paused and said, "Why don't we go and see what kind of medicine the head teacher has grabbed?" ”
I acquiesced to Gou Er's proposal, the head teacher is indeed often not good-looking, she does not sleep well, and often gets angry in the class, another reason is that she is depressed, she has always been angry about marrying a butcher, and this is also a wrong thing, and it is inconvenient for us to do more in-depth discussion here.
Gou Er and I easily tracked down the whereabouts of the head teacher's medicine, the place of catching the medicine was a relatively inconspicuous alley, there was no brand, not even a certain Chinese medicine word, but smelled a smell of Chinese medicine wafting out of the alley, follow the smell of Chinese medicine to find a place, two small houses, only an old woman in her sixties, pinching medicine in front of a row of medicinal material drawers, weighing medicine, and then wrapping medicine.
I saw the old woman open a few drawers to take medicinal herbs from them, and I hid outside with Gou Er, and I asked Gou Er, "Do you recognize those words?" Dog Er shook his head, damn, most of the names of the medicinal materials on the drawers don't recognize, how can I know what disease the head teacher is suffering from, the old woman grabbed the medicine very quickly, it seems that the head teacher of this formula has caught it many times.
After the head teacher grabbed the medicine and walked away, Gou Er and I walked into the old woman's house, and the old woman raised her eyelids and looked at me and said, "Look at the disease or grab the medicine?" ”
I said, "Grab me the exact same medicine according to the woman's recipe." ”
The old woman glanced at me and said, "Are you here to make trouble?" ”
"What? She can get that disease, but I can't? ”
The old woman pushed a drawer in and said, "You two can't see your illness here?" ”
I crossed my hands over my chest and said, "What's wrong with us?" ”
"Neurotic!"
"Old lady, you ......"
"What are you, you two are obviously here to make trouble, trick my old woman, don't get out quickly."
"I don't care, I just want to buy your medicine, why don't you sell it to me? I'll pay twice the price. I said out loud.
"She's suffering from infertility, could it be that there is an infertility between the two of you?"
The dog and I looked at each other.
"Which of you two is infertile?" The old woman glared at us and said.
Dog Er and I hurriedly ran out of the old woman's house, and the head teacher still had this misfortune, it was really a difficult scripture for every family to read.
We walked out of the alley, to the east, after walking a few steps I looked back again, I always felt that something was pulled in the old woman's place, there was a hobbling person at the mouth of the alley, I began to think it was the old man, but after a closer look, the figure seemed to have seen before, it was not a mustache! He...... I didn't see him for a few days, and he was about to lose his bones, and he looked like a sixty-year-old man, so I hurriedly ran forward.
"Mustache!"
My scream, as if alarmed the soul of the beard, he struck a spirit, I saw his eyes glazed, he said weakly: "Charles, it's you!" ”
The voice of the bazi was very weak, like that of a sick person.
"What are you...... Sick? ”
"Alas, help me to grab the medicine first, and then I'll tell you in detail."
I walked into the old woman's Chinese medicine pharmacy again with the mustache, and the old woman was a little impatient: "Let you go, why are you little bastard here again?" ”
"I can't see a doctor, do I have medical ethics?"
"I can't see your illness, please go to the third hospital for treatment."
"It's not me who sees the doctor, it's my friend who sees the doctor."
The old woman lifted her glasses and looked at the mustache, and the mustache smiled reluctantly at the old woman, and the smile was very embarrassing.
"I can't see his illness."
"Hey, I said you old lady, you don't treat diseases when you open a pharmacy, and you don't have a business license here, be careful that I call you to report you." Dog Er interjected.
The old woman didn't even look at Gou Er, and the mustache stopped us from talking, and he stood up with difficulty and said, "Don't be angry, they don't know the truth, you forgive me." ”
The old woman said, "I can't cure your disease, I don't have any medicine for your disease here." ”
Bazihu put one hand on the cabinet and said: "You are good at your old business, only you can cure some incurable diseases in this thirty-mile town, you have a home remedies, sell me a pair." ”
The old woman threw the small iron plate weighing medicinal materials on the table and said: "I have a home remedy that is true, it is good to cure incurable diseases, but you are not a disease that can be cured by taking medicine, you are suffering from evil, even if I take all my medicine, it will not help!" ”
With a desperate expression, he stumbled out of the old woman's pharmacy, and then walked towards the mouth of the alley, and Gouer and I chased after him.
"Hey, the old woman said that you fell into evil, what's the matter?"
A cool breeze blows, I suddenly feel cool, the weather has gradually entered the summer, occasionally blowing a cool breeze is really indescribably refreshing, but the Bazi Hu Jing cool breeze blows without a bit of cool taste, I saw him shrink his neck and say: "It's so cold!" ”
I'll look at Dog Two, Dog Two look at me. Could it be that it is really as the old woman said, the eight-character beard is evil!
Dog Er and I supported the eight-character beard along the flood river in the thirty-mile town to the west, and the eight-character Hu coughed a few times before he began to tell the truth of the matter: "That day you told me about the tomb in the tomb, that night I went to Jiulonggang with her (the old red-haired woman with a beard), when we arrived at Jiulonggang, it was not yet dark, and there was a remnant cloud hanging in the sky. So I looked around in the tomb, and finally found that her ex-husband's tomb was under the empty tomb, so I started digging, and after digging the hole, I told the top that I had found it, and then I got in. Although her ex-husband's tomb is not big, it is the same as the tombs of the generals in ancient times, all around are piled up with good stones, and the stones are carved with patterns, I can't understand those patterns, but I guess those patterns are patterns that increase the effect of feng shui, and they are ...... in the middle of the tomb."
The mustache coughed violently again.
"There are two bronze people in the middle, behind the bronze man are two sarcophagi, the sarcophagus is also carved with strange patterns, the coffin lid of the sarcophagus is very heavy, I have some difficulty getting it alone, then she also crawled in along the thief hole, I took a lot of effort to finally open a sarcophagus, the sarcophagus is indeed her ex-husband, but the strange thing is that his body is actually soaked in a coffin."
"Probably a liquid that prevents the body from decomposing." I interjected.
"Yes, I thought so too, and then I opened another sarcophagus, which was the girl he was married to, the girl's face was pale, as if she had just died, the girl was unusually beautiful, although it was a dead corpse, but I couldn't help but look at it twice, suddenly, I saw two diamond studs on the girl's ears, I put my hand into the coffin to get the studs, I pinched the studs and pulled them hard, it didn't matter, bang, the girl's face exploded, the face ...... Yes! ”
The mustache suddenly hid his face with his hands, as if the face he was talking about was right in front of us.
After a long while, the mustache eased up and continued: "That face really exploded, it was a face after a car accident, it turned out that the girl died from a car accident, and her face was stitched up, after a bubble in the coffin, and then after my drag, it all collapsed!" ”
I was so frightened that I didn't have time to smoke a cigarette to calm down, when suddenly I heard a creepy laugh, and when I looked back, it was the red-haired woman laughing, and her face, even more terrible than the girl's, was an indescribable horror. I saw her go to the sarcophagus of the maiden, throw the maiden's body out, and lay down on herself, and she said to me as she buried her head in the coffin, 'Help me close the lid of the coffin!' I thought she was going to die, so I hurriedly climbed into the coffin to drag her out, but she suddenly grabbed my arm and dragged me in, and I quickly broke free, because the force was too great, I accidentally flashed down, and hit my head on another sarcophagus, and then I didn't know anything, and when I woke up, there were already three bodies in the tomb, and she hanged herself in the coffin. ”
"I ran away from the tomb and ran home, but I don't know why, maybe that night I slept in the tomb and caught a cold and suffered from the cold, and when I came back it became this virtue, and when I closed my eyes at night, I saw the girl's face open. I inquired about the old woman, and after the old woman took the pulse, she said that I had fallen into yin evil and there was no cure. ”
"Didn't you go to the hospital?" I say.
"I went, I went through all the departments, and the doctor said that I was okay and asked me to go home to recuperate." After the eight-character nonsense was finished, he sighed again and again: "I can't live long, I can't live long." ”
I don't believe that there is such a thing in the world, but the eight-character beard in front of me makes me really have some doubts, just thinking about it, we got on a small bridge, this small bridge is an ancient building in Thirty Mile Town, there are nine lion heads on both sides of the bridge railing, lion heads, I almost forgot, isn't there a mythical beast in my bag? It is also engraved with the word "evil spirit", maybe it will help the eight-character beard, so I took out the divine beast and handed it to the eight-character beard.
"This might help you!" I say.
Seeing that the divine beast's expression suddenly changed, he exclaimed: "Stone to ward off evil spirits!" ”