Chapter 211: Mentally Handicapped
All right!
Su Baiyi picked up hay and firewood from the side, found a sheltered place and started a raging fire.
Shi Dian gathered around the campfire, a smile on his face.
Su Baiyi took a closer look and found that this guy was really a strange person, a lot of age and beard were white, but he went to the sea to fish in the sea naked in the winter.
Can the average person do it?
Definitely not, even those who challenge the Guinness Book of Records in later generations may not be able to do it.
However, the old man did it!
I have to admire.
Also, who the hell is this old guy, his brain doesn't seem to be very clear!
The strangest point is that in the vast sea, how can this cargo also be on a desert island? Could it be that the boat was burned and swam over.
"Where do you live?" Su Baiyi asked while lighting the fire.
Shi Dian stroked his beard, put an old face in front of Su Baiyi, and stretched out his finger to point to another small island on the opposite side of the vast sea: "There, do you see, my old man lives there!" ”
"Are there a lot of people there?" Su Baiyi looked at the island and asked.
The islands in the Bohai Sea are not actually one, but a group of scattered in the surrounding waters, referred to as archipelagos. Although he lived on this island for a few days, the other nearby islands have not yet been explored.
Of course, he didn't have the mood or time to explore, so he didn't know if there were any residents nearby.
Shi Dian quickly gave an answer, shook his head and said: "No, it's not as good as this island, that island has steep cliffs and many mountains, but there is not even a cave." ”
"Then why don't you live on this island?" Su Baiyi asked strangely.
"Because there's fish on that island!"
All right!
Su Baiyi found that chatting with a quasi-mentally handicapped person couldn't come up with a reason for chatting back and forth.
If there are fish on that island, are there no fish near this island?
Shaking his head with a wry smile, lamenting that he was unlucky enough to meet a mentally retarded person, he also lost his intention to continue chatting with Shi Dian, and looked at his smooth body, and sighed in his heart again.
The old guy doesn't know what to eat, and the skin on his body is as smooth as a young man in his twenties and thirties, and he really obeys God's creation!
The bonfire burned, Shi Dian didn't say it was cold anymore, a pair of small eyes looked at Su Baiyi, the brilliance flickered, and he said pitifully for a long time: "That, Su boy, where did you get sweet potatoes, can you bake two more to taste, old man, I've been hungry for a few days, I'm so hungry, I'm starving!" ”
Holding his stomach while talking, his expression suddenly magically wilted, and he looked almost like a cold and hungry man who had been tortured by God for a winter.
O God!
Su Baiyi wrote him a big word in his heart!
At this moment, you can grasp the expression so vividly, this sister is an actor, is it an old drama bone from the 21st century.
Oscar owes you a trophy!
Su Baiyi fumbled around the baggage he was carrying for a while, took out two large pieces of fresh sweet potatoes from them, threw them into the bonfire, and said, "Are these enough?" ”
"Enough is enough!" Shi Dian's face immediately burst into brilliance, and he jumped up from the ground with joy, his legs swaying, and the third one hung in the air. He immediately sat down again, stretched out his hand to take out two sweet potatoes from the fire, and said, "You little doll, how can you do this by burning sweet potatoes, look at me!" ”
Under Su Baiyi's surprised gaze, Shi Dian's real shot was like electricity, and he quickly opened the fire with his bare hands, stuffed the two sweet potatoes into the yin fire, bulldozed the fire again, and said, "That's fine." ”
"Old man!" Su Baiyi expressed his personal opinion with a lot of resentment: "I am a living person, and I am also a scholar, is it appropriate for you to dangle around so naked?" ”
"That's right!" Looking at Su Baiyi's gaze, Shi Dian hurriedly smiled again and said, "It's not suitable, it's not suitable, it's a bit unsophisticated!" But my clothes aren't dry yet! ”
"Take it, roast it next to this fire, and it will be dry in a while?"
"Great idea!" After Shi Dian listened to Su Baiyi's idea, he stood up from the ground with a "whoosh", and then ran under the big tree dozens of meters away like a gust of wind with a "whoosh", bent his legs slightly, and said "up" in his mouth.
Then, in Su Baiyi's surprised gaze, Shi Dian suddenly jumped on the flat ground like a big bird, jumped on the trunk of the tree in one jump, and jumped up in two consecutive breaths, and he had already reached the top of the tree.
It was easy to take off the wet clothes, and then jump, a height of fifteen or sixteen meters, Shi Dian did this in a free fall, but strangely, he landed on the ground without making much noise.
"Hey, hey, hey......" Shi Dian ran to Su Baiyi's side with a smile, completely ignoring Su Baiyi's shock, and directly scraped his clothes: "This feeling is good, and it will be dried later." ”
"But ......" Shi Dian looked at another smile in the vast sea and became entangled again: "If I swim back, won't I get wet again?" ”
"You don't have to swim back, you can live on this island, there are caves, and there are a lot of fish in the sea nearby." Su Baiyi wanted to explain that this island and the island next to it both belong to the same sea area, and the fish produced should be the same. But the words stopped again.
Talking to a semi-mentally handicapped person about this is definitely not going to work.
Sure enough, Shi Dian immediately shook his head and said, "No, I want to go back to that island." After finishing speaking, he looked at Su Baiyi, as if waiting for him to give some advice.
Seeing that Su Baiyi didn't speak for a long time, Shi Dian lowered his head again and whispered: "Tell you a secret, you are not allowed to tell others!" ”
"Good!" Su Baiyi smiled and nodded.
"I'm telling you, on that mountain island, there are fish in the sea!" Shi Dian's voice was very low, and he said very mysteriously, and his face was unusually solemn.
Su Baiyi smiled bitterly, and could only nod, what did they say?
"There are big fish!" Shi Dian continued.
"Hmm!" Su Baiyi nodded, casually fiddling with the bonfire.
"Big, big fish!"
"Hmmm......"
Seeing Su Baiyi deal with it like this, Shi Dian was a little angry, slapped the stone hard, and said, "You person, the old man speaks, how can you love to listen or not!" ”
"I'm listening!" Su Baiyi raised his head: "There are fish, very big fish!" ”
"Uh-huh, uh-huh......" The stone power station got up, turned his right hand out, and looked like a master in the world with the sea breeze, and said with words in his mouth: "There is a fish in the North Underworld, its name is Kun, and the Kun is so big that I don't know how many thousands of miles it is; Turned into a bird, its name is Peng. Peng's back, I don't know how many thousands of miles it is; Flying in anger, its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky.
Little doll, do you know, from Kun to Peng, the big fish has to go through 13,950 kinds of changes, the old man has been enlightened here for thirteen years, and only then did he realize the slightest fur, little doll ......"
"Sweet potatoes are ripe!" Su Baiyi said lightly.
"Oh, oh, oh......" Shi Dian instantly stopped pretending, sat down honestly, reached out and pulled out the two sweet potatoes in the fire, hehe smiled.
The high-ranking demeanor just now is gone.
"You're not going to die!" Su Baiyi was angry at that time: "Lao Tzu has worked hard for most of the day, and you took it all?" ”
"Hehe, don't you still have it?" Shi Dian's mouth was not too hot, so he took a big bite decisively, and then said with a grin: "You can bake a few more!" ”
While speaking, he made a move like electricity, grabbed the small cloth bag next to Su Baiyi with a "whoosh" in his hand, opened it and saw that it was empty, and suddenly had a mournful expression, and threw the cloth bag to Su Baiyi, "It turns out that it is really gone." ”
At this time, there was a sound of footsteps behind the boulder, and three seconds later, Gu Zhong ran over with everyone panting, and saw Su Baiyi obviously relieved, and said, "Seeing the smoke coming from here, I thought there was someone else, it was just you." He looked at Shi Dian again: "Hey, there are really people!" ”
"Huh......" Zhao Heng glanced at Shi Dian with disdain, and glanced at Shi Dian's third leg with envy and hatred, and said fiercely: "Where did the old mongrel come from, in broad daylight, unexpectedly, it was ......"
"Slap ......" Before Zhao Heng's words fell, he had already received a solid slap on his face.
"Old Zamao, you dare to hit our family!" Zhao Heng was furious.
Shi Dian stretched out his hand and picked up Zhao Heng like a chicken, and smiled: "Dead eunuch, there are no birds, Lao Tzu didn't kill less when he was young!" ”
"You, you ......"
"Alright, stop!"
There was a lot of noise.
Su Baiyi had to get up and persuade, and Shi Dian let go.
"Your old man is sixty or seventy years old, why are you still so angry!" Su Baiyi hurriedly handed the sweet potato on the ground to him, and asked Shi Dian to release Zhao Heng.
Shi Dian snorted coldly and stopped.
There's no way, in terms of IQ to crush him, but in terms of force, it is estimated that this old bastard can crush everyone alone.
Zhao Heng looked at Shi Dian's face with anger, but he honestly didn't dare to talk nonsense.
Gu Zhong's eyes fell on the sweet potato, and he couldn't leave it anymore, and said, "How can there be a sweet potato?" ”
"Forehead......" Su Baiyi smiled bitterly, patted his head and said: "Luck, luck, luck, luck, I just picked up a few sweet potatoes halfway, so ......"
"Anything else?" Everyone's eyes were like wolves, and they looked at Su Baiyi at the same time.
Su Baiyi raised his hand: "Yes, yes, wait a minute!" Squatting down and fumbling in the cloth bag for a while, he made six or seven large sweet potatoes: "Hurry up, eat while the fire is burning!" ”
The crowd rushed up.
Shi Dian's sweet potatoes were delivered to his mouth, but he couldn't eat them, his eyes looked straight at Su Baiyi's cloth bag, and at the moment when Su Baiyi was vigilant, he shot again like electricity and snatched the burden, but after opening it, he looked at it again and again, but it was still empty. couldn't help but be very annoyed, and threw the burden to the ground: "Bullying people, even a cloth bag bullies the old man, the old man broke you!" ”
"Bang!" A palm was struck, the wind was blowing, and the mountains and rocks were splashing.
Su Baiyi's poor cloth bag was shattered.
Everyone was stunned.
Only Su Baiyi looked at him with an idiot-like gaze: "Old Zamao, you broke my bag!" ”
"Ahem......" Shi Dian, like a child who had done something wrong, showed a look of shame on his face, grabbed two sweet potatoes with a move of his hand, and ran towards the beach without looking back, and said while running: "Tomorrow, the old man will give you a big fish to make amends!" ”
Running to the beach, a fierce man plunged into the sea.
"Strange people!" Gu Zhong admired!