Bohai Sea, desert island!

Su Baiyi sat on the cliff on the north side of the island, facing the north wind and looking at the vast sea in front of him.

"Questions?" He turned his head and looked at Gu Zhong next to him.

"It's a problem, it's a problem!" Gu Zhong stretched out his hand and pointed to the sea: "This is the key point of the commercial house, let's settle on this island for three days, it's been three days, and I haven't seen a single merchant ship passing by, do you say there is a problem." ”

"Oh......" Su Baiyi looked at the sea and then at the sky: there is indeed a problem.

But it is impossible to kill him to think of the Dengzhou Mutiny and then the blockade of the sea lane, and all the merchant ships in Tianjin Wei Port did not dare to go to sea.

"What then?" Gu Zhong said eagerly: "Mr. Su, you have to come up with an idea, if there is no boat coming in a month, should we continue to squat in this place where birds don't?" Master Su, don't you know, the villain who eats those pheasants all day long in the past few days has sour water in his stomach, and he can't see a grain of rice.

And at night, the wind is strong, the cold wind is biting, and the villain is shivering all over the body, please old man, hurry up and think of ideas, take us out, okay?

I won't pursue the burning of the ship, even if the villain is unlucky. ”

"It's the Fujian sailor who burned your ship, what's the matter with me?" Su Baiyi glanced at him, and then said thoughtfully: "I haven't seen merchant ships coming and going on this sea for a few days, something must have happened somewhere!" ”

"What's going on?" Gu Zhong asked eagerly.

"How do I know what's going on?"

"Aren't you Su Baiyi, aren't you Xiao Zhuge , you do the math!"

"I'm your uncle!"

……

The conversation between the two ended without a hitch.

Su Baiyi got rid of Gu Zhong's rambling, and frowned when he stood alone on the beach.

That's right, the sea was as clean as the face of a woman to be married, not to mention the boat, not even the shadow of a bird, and this seemed to have continued since they landed on the island at their feet, and they didn't know what had happened!

Or is it that Lao Tzu landed on a fake island?

Is everything fake?

The islands are fake, the Bohai Sea is fake, the Ming Dynasty is fake, and the face Lao Tzu himself is fake?

Su Baiyi shook his head and smiled bitterly.

Forget it, since you can't figure it out, you don't have to think about it.

Although the island is hard, the food is not good, and the night is shivering like a dog, but it is always much better than running to the territory of the civilian clique and being dismantled.

Let's take it one step at a time, if it is still this kind of urine after a month, Su Baiyi feels that he doesn't mind buying a small speedboat from the system and then racing all the way home.

Seeing that the sun had reached mid-heaven, he moved his muscles a little, threw out all the worries in his mind, stepped down the cliff, and then walked north to climb the hill at an altitude of about a hundred meters and began to hunt.

There is no way, the rations of eight people are looking at Su Baiyi to hunt every day.

The actual situation is that if you want to meet the rations of eight people, with Su Baiyi's current equipment, you want to hunt in the mountains, unless you know the beast language, and then trick all kinds of tame small animals to your side to catch them, otherwise, it is absolutely impossible to complete it.

Su Baiyi's secret method is: buy.

Every day, I go out to hunt in disguise, go around the mountains and hide in a remote cave, buy a few live hares or pheasants from the system and bring them back, which is considered hunting.

Everything is a good thing, but unfortunately there is only one iron pot, and then the guy with the best cooking skills among several people plus He Shan, the little eunuch, is in charge of cooking, although the food cooked in the only few seasonings can be satisfying, but that kind of taste Su Baiyi didn't want to eat it a second time after eating it once.

So he needed to secretly add food in the wilderness where there was no one.

It's very simple, it's okay to buy a loaf of bread from the system, chicken wings and other things out and have a happy meal.

Today, he wanted to get something special to come out.

So, after buying two pheasants and a hare, I got two hot roasted sweet potatoes and hid under a big hugging tree to eat.

Well, it smells good!

"Sweet and fragrant!"

"It's really delicious!"

……

Su Baiyi was talking to himself while eating, closing his eyes and deeply appreciating the fun of this kind of picnic in the barren mountains and wilderness, and he had a feeling of being relaxed and happy to become an immortal.

A sweet potato can eat the feeling of feathering and ascending to immortal, is this the highest level of foodie?

"That's right, it's really sweet and fragrant!"

"It's delicious!"

A voice came very suddenly.

"I can say it, what Lao Tzu made out, of course it is ......"

Hey, that's not right!

Su Baiyi's forehead was swept with cold sweat.

It's broken, it's broken, it's broken, it's been discovered, what should I do?

Seven old bastards aren't going to get together and fight Lao Tzu.

Su Baiyi instantly thought of his words, and turned his head as he spoke: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just picked up a few sweet potatoes in the mountains, so I didn't hold back and roasted them for a while, since a few of you came, let's eat together, you're welcome, all come, all come, all ...... Forehead...... Hell ......"

When he turned his head, his face suddenly changed, and he was almost frightened.

A naked man!

Or more precisely, an old naked man!

More precisely, an old naked man holding a sweet potato with a lewd smile on his face.

When the man saw Su Baiyi screaming, he also screamed, shouting "Ghost, ......" so frightened that the sweet potatoes in his hands fell to the ground, and after a while, he felt that something was wrong, looked up at the sun, and glared at Su Baiyi fiercely: "The little doll is talking nonsense, where are there ghosts in broad daylight?" ”

Su Baiyi took two steps back and stood still, calming down the horror in his heart before he looked at the old naked man again and asked, "Who are you?" ”

The old naked man had a pity on his face, picked up half of the roasted sweet potato from the ground, didn't peel it, and directly bit off half of it, and swallowed half of the peony in one bite, and said indistinctly: "I'm Shidian." ”

Su Baiyi was naked in the winter, but he didn't feel cold at all, and he suddenly admired it beyond words, and arched his hand: "Oh...... It turned out to be Mr. Shi, who has been admired for a long time! "Actually, it's the first time I've heard this name.

Shi Dian looked up in amazement and said, "Who are you?" ”

"My name is Su Baiyi!" Su Baiyi said truthfully.

Shi Dian learned from Su Baiyi's appearance, said a deep "oh", and responded without being rude: "Fortunately, I will be happy!" Then he asked suspiciously, "Have you heard of my name?" ”

Su Baiyi shook his head.

"I didn't hear you had a long fart!" Shi Dian scolded him, then lowered his head and ate another bite of sweet potato.

Su Baiyi's face tensed, and he said, "Hey, you guy is so unreasonable, and he scolds people when he speaks, do you know that it's rude to eat other people's things without their permission?" ”

"Forehead......" Shi Dian, and said with a smile: "I've eaten half of it, and you don't want it to be returned to you." ”

Su Baiyi looked at him and asked curiously, "Mr. Shi, why are you, that, cough cough, why, not an inch?" ”

Although it is a desert island, although the old man is a man, but you squatted naked in front of me and showed off your old Jiji, do you think it is good?

"Oh......" Shi Dian was obviously stopped by Su Baiyi's question, he was slightly stunned, and patted his head again: "Yes, why am I not wearing clothes?" After thinking for a while, he suddenly remembered, and pointed to another tree next to him: "No, you see, my clothes are hanging on the tree, so I don't wear them." ”

Su Baiyi looked along his hand, and sure enough, he saw a few pieces of clothing hanging on the top of a dead tree dozens of meters away, swinging in the wind.

"Why do you hang your clothes on a tree?"

"Because the clothes are wet, hang them on the tree to dry!" Shi Dian replied while eating.

"Why do my clothes get wet?"

"Because I went to the sea, my clothes got wet!"

"Why did you go to the sea?"

"Because I'm going to catch fish!"

"Why are you going to catch fish?"

"Because I'm hungry and want to eat fish!"

"Oh......" Su Baiyi nodded deeply, and said something that Shi Dian will never forget for the rest of his life: "Then why don't you take off your clothes and go to the sea, dry your body after catching the fish, and then put your clothes on, so that your clothes won't get wet!" ”

It's a very simple question.

The logic is clear!

Elementary school students know it.

No, if intelligence is okay, kindergarten students should understand.

But why doesn't this stone and electricity understand, Su Baiyi doesn't understand!

Shi Dian thought for a second, and then a second later, he seemed to figure out the joints, he looked at Su Baiyi, the whole person was stunned, it seemed that he had been greatly wronged and despised, his eyes were red, and he was almost about to cry, but at the last moment, he held back vividly, and said aggrievedly: "You little doll, why are there so many questions, and then ask Lao Tzu to kill him with a palm, do you believe it?" ”

"Forehead......" Su Baiyi looked at him speechlessly, his expression extremely entangled.

unintentionally poked someone's sore spot.

can think of his obsessive-compulsive disorder, if he doesn't finish the question, it is estimated that he will not be good in this life, so even in Shi Dian's aggrieved and angry eyes, he still expects Ai Ai to whisper: "The old-timers are strange, the juniors still have one last question to ask!" ”

"Say!" As soon as he heard Su Baiyi praise him as a strange person, Shi Deng suddenly became a heroic hero, and he put on a majestic beard!

Su Baiyi slandered in his heart: If this old guy is dressed in a long shirt instead of being naked at this time, this forced pretend can be like a seven-point appearance.

"Good!" Su Baiyi's smile was like a warm spring breeze in March, and said: "In this winter, the younger generations are a little cold and biting when they wear so many clothes, don't you feel cold?" ”

At this time, it seemed that in order to prop up the façade for Su Baiyi, even God sent a wave of GANK, blowing a biting northwest wind.

"Oh......" Shi Dian listened to Su Baiyi's words, completely put down the sweet potato in his hand, shivered heavily, and said, "Yes, it's so cold, I'm freezing to death!" ”

His body curled up together and shivered, his face was blue, and his teeth clucked: "It's so cold, freeze me, freeze me to death!" ”