Two, three, three: I didn't mean to write love poems
"Phew, embroidered pillows, I see the inside is just a straw bag." When Xiao Rou saw Ming Tian, her little face turned red, but her mouth was not forgiving at all.
"Xiaorou, don't mess around!" Cui Huijing immediately reproached.
"General Cui, don't make fun of me." Ming Tian immediately explained.
"Patriarch Xiao, you don't have to be modest, you are young and talented, and now you have both fame and fortune, and you will definitely have great achievements in the future!" Cui Huijing affectionately pulled Mingtian to be the chief.
After a toast and chilling cicada, Ming Tian didn't move his chopsticks, after all, although this table looked rich, it tasted... At least Mingtian can't eat it.
Even An Luo on the side, because he was used to eating Mingtian's food, had a lot of tongues, and occasionally moved his chopsticks with great interest. Cui Huijing didn't care, but in Xiao Rou's eyes, she frowned.
"Xiao Gongzi, I heard my father say that you are an all-round talent in civil and military affairs, I don't know if that?" Cui Huijing said this, Xiao Rouhu made it up, just to make Mingtian ugly.
When Cui Huijing heard this, she just wanted to scold her daughter, but Ming Tian was also idle and bored, and when she heard Xiaorou say this, she replied casually: "It's so-so, it's just a false name..."
"That boy must know poetry, why don't you help everyone drink?" Seeing that Ming Tian actually answered like this, Xiao Rou immediately cut into a difficult sentence from a tricky angle
Only then did Ming Tian figure out what Xiao Rou said.
Damn, little sister, you're making things difficult for me... Uh, no, make it difficult for me Mingtian?
Where does Mingtian know what to do with poetry?
A historical idiot, even a few emperors of the Northern and Southern Dynasties were taught by Yin Chan, and now that Yin Chan is not around, he was picked by this, and he suddenly became a little nervous, and hurriedly explained.
"If you are only shallow in the next year, how dare you show off in front of the young lady."
"Brother Mingtian, are you still obscene?" An Luo on the side once again sold his teammates without knowing what to do.
Ghosts can chant poetry!
I said, what are you doing with this pig's head besides selling your teammates and eating? In the past half a month, you have drunk more than 100 cans of Coke from me, is your stomach made of a cylinder? I'll have to teach you a good lecture in private!
"Why should Childe be modest, or just..."Xiao Rou suddenly looked at Ming Tian with disdain.
Ming Tian saw that General and An Luo were also looking at him with a smile on their faces, and it seemed that they couldn't break the siege without showing their hands.
"Then it's ugly...... Ming Tian thought that although he didn't study liberal arts, basically 99% of the Tang poems and Song lyrics memorized in junior high school and high school were returned to the teacher, and he could only find the right one in a few poems that he barely remembered.
Well, should I carry the bright moonlight in front of the bed? Or is it noon on hoe day? No, no, it's too uncompulsive!
"Huh." Seeing Ming Tian's hesitation, Xiao Rou just sneered.
Ming Tian paused slightly, knowing that if he didn't solve this circumference, his skin was thicker than the tire skin today, and he had to explain it here.
What kind of poems are you reciting, damn it!
How did Cui Huijing know what Mingtian was thinking? Seeing that Ming Tian did not shirk, he was also very interested, and immediately said: "Take pen, ink and paper." ”
Big guy, don't be in such a hurry!
In this urgency, Ming Tian suddenly had an idea, and an ancient poem that he almost forgot suddenly recalled from his mind!
When he was anxious, Ming Tian saw that several people outside the house were passing by with abandoned bamboo branches.
Bamboo?
What else can you think of when you see bamboo on an August night? Of course, it's the upcoming Tanabata Festival!
Wait, Tanabata?
Pregnant!!
Just use this poem!
Well! Jenny Turtle, just decided... Uh, no, Queqiao Immortal, it's decided that it's you!
Mingtian got up, picked up the pen and waved it, fortunately, he is a traverser, although he can't calligraphy, but the body's muscle memory is still there, although it is not good to write by feeling, but he can always cope with it.
The subordinate unfolded the written poem in front of everyone.
The clouds are clever, the flying stars spread hatred, and the silver man is dark.
As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world.
Tenderness is like water, the best period is like a dream, endure the return of the Magpie Bridge!
If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight!
The crowd read word by word.
No matter how idiotic people are, Queqiao Xian will always memorize this poem, right?
"Good poetry... What a poem!!!! The general slapped the table and stood up in admiration, and was amazed!
Although Cui Huijing was born in martial arts, he has also learned poetry and grammar since he was a child, and he can be said to be a little proficient in literature, but such a good sentence is unheard of.
And Xiao Rou on the side finished reading, her face was already red at this moment, this poem is really affectionate and heartwarming.
Ming Tian just wanted to relieve the siege, but he didn't realize that this poem had different feelings when read in the eyes of different people.
Although Cui Xinrou has always made things difficult for Mingtian, is she actually not a kind of arrogance?
At this moment, she had read this Queqiao Immortal, and thought it was a love poem given to her by Ming Tian, hinting at affection, and she couldn't help but bump into the deer in her chest.
After all, Ming Tian has experience in his thirties, plus he is married, and he is only writing Queqiao Immortal to relieve the siege, where did he realize this? just silently bowed his head and sighed to save his old face.
And it was this kind of sigh, in Cui Xinrou's eyes, that it seemed that he was embarrassed to think it was Mingtian.
"Brother Mingtian, you are really a five-body throw that I admire." On the side, he got up and arched his hand, his eyes reflected the color of worship, looking like that, if he was a woman, he probably couldn't close his legs now.
"Ashamed, ashamed!" Ming Tian did not forget to be modest at this time.
Everyone sat down again and toasted each other a few glasses, but Xiaorou was silent.
Daddy ignored me because of this, Patriarch Xiao was angry with me.
Cui Xinrou pouted, full of grievances, but thinking of the poem just now, she couldn't help but feel her heart beating faster, her little face was hot, and she didn't feel so much about Ming Tian.
Anyway, if Daddy ignores me, it's all your fault, I'm really angry! Hum! This girl must be good-looking!
Thinking about it, Cui Xinrou raised her head and looked at Ming Tian carefully, trying to find some more thorns to pick.
However, when he saw that in front of Mingtian's table, the food did not move, Cui Xinrou's eyes gurgled, and he had a ghost idea again.
Just wanted to speak, but found that Ming Tian was also looking at him.
Cui Xinrou couldn't help but move, and hurriedly lowered her head, but found that she could faintly hear the sound of dong in her ears with a fast heartbeat.
When he looked up again, he found that Ming Tian didn't look at himself at all, his eyes were ethereal, he was in a daze, just facing himself.
This made Cui Xinrou feel an unknown sense of frustration, and her eyebrows couldn't help but lean closer slightly.
"Xiao Gongzi, why didn't you eat a bite of food? Could it be that my father didn't entertain him well? Cui Xinrou didn't give any face, and directly pierced it.
Ming Tian, who was bored and in a daze because of the business blowing just now, suddenly came back to his senses, looked down at the food, and was suddenly a little embarrassed.
Suffered! I really didn't eat a bite.
"Patriarch Xiao, is it really not the same taste? It's okay, I'll let the kitchen redo now? Cui Huijing, who was on the side, suddenly stretched out his hand nervously to prepare for the successor.
As a guest, it is etiquette that the host's family cannot gobble up a meal, but if you don't eat a bite, it will also make the host's family feel embarrassed.
Ming Tian suddenly regretted that his mind was full of business, and he didn't even pay attention to such small details.
China is a country of etiquette, and etiquette occupies a great, even absolute, position in interpersonal communication.
This is common sense at the level of 1+1=2 for a social person.
"General Cui doesn't need to bother, I just don't have an appetite." Knowing that he hadn't thought it through, and it was useless to regret it, Ming Tian hurriedly found an excuse to prevaricate.
"Yes." Cui Huijing replied a little blankly.
Looking like that, I should have coped with it.
But it's good to die, Mingtian doesn't know why, he feels hairy behind his back.
In the next second, a bad foreboth was heard.
"Of course, the food here is not delicious, if Brother Ming Tian makes it himself, it is guaranteed to be so delicious that your eyebrows will fall."
An Luo behind him suddenly came out with this sentence, and raised his forehead very confidently.
Looking like that, it seems to be showing off.
At this second, Ming Tian was stunned.
Settle! You're a professional teammate! Isn't he stupid?
An Luo said this without malice, Ming Tian knew it, because An Luo was ...... It's just stupid!
Seeing Cui Huijing's face change slightly, Ming Tian knew that he would really have to trouble today.
Well, if the Dragon Guardian Death Guard does come to the door, I'll sell them Anluo Wheel......
Help me! I've got a two-hundred-and-five-hundred-and-five!
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