Life, for some, is always as dull and lonely as ever. However, for some people, in this dullness and loneliness, it is destined to be extraordinary.

Our male protagonist Tao Zhenkun is one of those people.

On the third day of the conversation with Chang Fa, he carried a double-barreled shotgun and a black tiger up the mountain, what will be the story that greets him?

The blue sky looks like the painter accidentally knocked over the ink cartridge and was painted with all the oil paint on a piece of paper, without any color, the blue is free of impurities, full of pure feeling. When you look around in the sky, you will find a few white clouds floating in the dotted background, floating there like a wanderer who cares for the land of a hometown and refuses to leave in a hurry. That scene is like a sheep grazing on a green meadow, blooming in spring, and being in the embrace of nature, which can give full play to everyone's rich imagination, even Tao Zhenkun, who lacks literature and ink in his stomach.

The shepherd's figure and whip in his hand could not be found in the sky, but on the ground, several sheep appeared in the woods, and a strong fishy smell came to his nose, accompanied by bleating, breaking the silence of the mountain forest, and a shepherd was standing on a dirt slope with a whip and looking at him with a smile.

He walked forward quickly, but he still subconsciously twisted his sensitive nose, which was easily vulnerable, and even tried and adapted to the smell on Hao Qiang's body a little cautiously, and shouted in his mouth: "Uncle! I've seen you stare at you here!"

The man was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "You kid is scolding me, treating me as a 'big-eyed thief' (a kind of rat)!"

Tao Zhenkun smiled.

"Why do you have time to go around the mountains today?"

The person who spoke was Hao Qiang, a sheep herd in the village, and he was carrying an old foreign cannon on his shoulder. There is also a basket of flowers on the side, which contains the dung of cattle and sheep that has been picked up, and a dung fork is also in the basket. The villagers also knew that the crops would not grow well without manure. Because Hao Qiang usually loves humor and ridicule, and he is not divided into generations, he is a "disrespectful to the old" in the eyes of some people, so some people see the wind and make the rudder do what he likes, and they don't respect him as an elder, and it becomes normal to make a joke. Between his right fingers was a trumpet as thick as a thumb, which looked to be in his fifties, his hair was almost half white, not very tall, his physique was strong, his round belly was like a woman eight months pregnant, his face had turned black in the wind and sun, but this face was a little incompatible with the hair, because he looked much younger, and he really had the demeanor of a crane hair. This person has always been open-minded and open-minded, not worried, and is the kind of person who is chronic, sticky and crooked, and has no refreshing energy. This person has four nicknames, one is "Tumbler", the second is "Old Naughty", the third is "Maitreya Buddha", and the fourth is "Duck Lame". But the giver of these four nicknames does not know who it is, and there must be Zhu Le's "masterpiece". If you say to Hao Qiang, "Your house is on fire", he will ask you unhurriedly, "What's the fire?" You help save it first! He has to get to the bottom of the matter before acting, and he will never be as anxious as others do. After asking clearly, he said, "God means it, I can't help it", which is a classic mantra that he never leaves his mouth.

Moreover, Hao Qiang once called a woman in his sister-in-law to joke at him: "Your wife was taken by the old harrier to pick her hair, and you are not in a hurry?" ”

He smiled and said, "God means, I can't help it!" It's better that way, and it saves me money. ”

As a result, some of his words became a laughing stock among the villagers.

According to others, Hao Qiang also has a twin brother named Hao Zhuang, whose ancestors are from Henan, because of the flood in his hometown, his grandparents died in the collapse of the wall, his parents fled with the two brothers, and when begging along the road, he and his mother separated with his five-year-old brother and never found it again. Later, it was his father who brought him to Heping Village, and his father never renewed the strings, and now he is still there, but he is frail and sick.

Hao Qiang was looking at him with a pair of eyes that seemed to be unable to wake up.

Tao Zhenkun said: "I often come to the mountains to wander around to hunt some wild things, but I haven't seen you a few times, it's really a cat cunt and a dog can't find it, but I see potatoes and sweet potatoes herding sheep for you, where are you going to the 'river', you are not seen in the 'net' to the 'net', and seeing you is like seeing a rare animal!" Look at the silt on your head to know that you must have gone to the rivers, lakes and seas to wander around, right? ”

Hao Qiang didn't mind but smiled: "You kid will make fun of me too!" ”

"You're really a turtle spirit, you can understand it as soon as you hear it." Tao Zhenkun still reluctantly smelled the smell of e-cigarette oil and stinky limb sockets emanating from Hao Qiang's body, the smell was simply worse than fart and, enough to make people want to vomit. Especially when the weather is hot, the smell will be fully evaporated, and the evil will be pervasive. He really wanted to give him a fifth nickname called "Stinky Armpit Man" again, and I believe that with his mass, he would not be annoyed, but that would hurt his self-esteem. Self-esteem is not a good thing to eat, but anyone who has a shame will pay attention to it! As far as the thick layer of oil sludge on his black neck is concerned, it seems that he has never washed it since he beat his mother's womb, and it would be too exaggerated to say that rubbing it can hold a dustpan. Just such a person, if he is closer to him, it really has to be a little intimidating for him!

He couldn't imagine how Hao Qiang's wife relied on her firm perseverance to endure this "stinking" in the same bed with such a person for half her life! Is this flower of a woman really cultivated by this kind of "stinky man" as fertilizer? After he buried his father, he also specially brought snacks to visit Hao Qiang and Yan Meng's house, these two people who were frightened by the vigilance.

"Your kid is getting married, but he has straightened his tongue, is it not your daughter-in-law who plucks you every day?"

Hao Qiang is ten years older than Tao Zhenkun's father, but he is a person who does not restrict the number of generations and etiquette, and he is the kind of model of "disrespecting the old". When Tao Zhenkun was a child, he was slapped and played on his bare buttocks, so he often talked to each other with jokes later.

"What did you do some time ago, confess truthfully, confess leniently, and resist strictly?"

Hao Qiang smiled and said, "I went to the 'Red Flower World'." ”

"That's not close!"

"Who's to say it isn't! It's not easy to travel far away now! This world is not peaceful, there are bandits, devils, puppet armies, and beasts, it's difficult! ”

"Then you still dare to go out?"

"I went to see my elderly uncle and aunt, who hadn't seen each other for almost ten years. As the saying goes, 'my father and uncle are big, my mother is my uncle', this relative is a relative when he walks around, and if he doesn't move around for a long time, he will be left out in the cold as outsiders on both sides! The radish in spring, the melon in autumn, and the wife who died and went to the father-in-law's house are all boring things! I went out with your aunt and Wu Long, Wu Feng, Wu Cheng, and Wu Xiang, broke up in the Taiping Realm, and made an appointment when they would go to the city to buy goods, so that they could come back together. ”

"You're going out to shop for a lantern, how is it outside?"

"Hey, what can I say, it's hard to say! In these war years, there are murders and arsons, smashing and looting everywhere, so it's better for us to be here! If you want to see it, go out and see it when you can. ”

"I don't want to go out if it's okay, I can't go to the city now, and I don't have any 'good citizen certificate'."

"Who says it's not, then you can pretend to be a rabbit for the rest of your life and be aggrieved in this back!"

"You came out early to herd the sheep?"

"Whose bowl is under whose control, although the people of the Wu family don't find fault, but what to say, what to sell and what to drink, we are just a sheep herder, so we have to make the owner trustworthy. If the sheep is not fat, this proves that the sheep herd is lazy and slippery, we are thin-skinned, and it is impossible for people to lick a few words of face, and Yan Meng is the same as me. ”