Imprisoned.

Isn't the normal routine supposed to be a biscuit, and everyone was surprised after eating, worshipping me as the god of food, and completing a perfect pretend? What's going on?!

In ancient times, there was no glass, the so-called glass was called glass, and now only the emperor has it, so the so-called door is pasted with a few wooden strips, and the light transmittance is very poor.

This makes the house seem to be haunted in the middle of the day.

Ming Tian was firmly tied to the top beam of his room with hemp rope, obviously it was ancient, this hemp rope was still tied so strongly, no matter how Ming Tian struggled, he just couldn't break free.

I heard that Daddy Zhuge Fang used to be a fisherman, and this art of knotting is really worthy of his experience when he was young.

"Anyone? Let me go!!! I'm so thirsty!! Give me saliva! If you don't give me water, you can take away the spittoon of the dog next to me! It's all and pee! It stinks!! ”

Ming Tian was crying wolf in the room, and through the paper window, he could see that many people stopped at his door for a moment, but none of them dared to come in and talk to him.

Due to the distortion of historical novels and TV series, Ming Tian suffered a big loss last night, and it turned out that the status of the chef was so low that after he cooked, he was considered to have a brain problem.

As for whether cookies are good or not? Idiot, does a neurotic occasionally do a normal thing that makes people think that this neuropathy is cured?

People have the most basic concentration, and only the characters in the novel will be mentally retarded to the point that they are shocked and speechless for a long time because of some trivial things, okay?

As a result, early this morning, before Ming Tian woke up, he was dragged off the bed and tied to the pillar by his father.

Listening to my father's tone, it seems that he is going to hire some kind of doctor for himself?

Mingtian was tied to the pillar for 2 hours.

I'm thirsty, the baby is bitter, so I let me pee off the overnight urine before tying me up.

Ming Tian was in his 30s in his previous life, and he didn't cry out of this grievance, but he couldn't help but feel sour at the moment.

I knew I was dead last night, what kind of play is this? Doctor? What the heck?

For this era, Ming Tian, who is already desperate, has begun to imagine what perverted means the so-called doctors in ancient times would use to "treat" themselves.

Sure enough, soon his father's voice came from outside the door.

"Doctor, my son is inside, please save him. I, Zhuge Fang, am willing to go bankrupt. ”

Goo.

Why does this kind of line in the later stage of the mother-in-law drama sound so scary now?

Ming Tian could clearly hear the sound of his own saliva and heartbeat.

What did the doctor say? Frank? Frankenstein? No, two seem to be the same thing... Or is it playing Chainsaw? No, there were no chainsaws in those days, so let's have a wooden saw...... Nima is even more scary than a chainsaw, okay!! When was Lu Ban born? I forgot!! Luban, you'd better not invent the saw, otherwise if I go back to modern times, I will have to demolish your ancestral grave! Mom, I miss you so much! I'm not talking about Fang Tian's family, it's my modern mother! Anyway, what's the name of that mom in my modern life? I forgot!

Facing the faint, small, and doctor-called figure at the window, Ming Tian was so frightened that he forgot what his mother's name was.

Crunch.

The door was not oiled, and there was no habit of oiling the door pivot in these days, so the crunch was as harsh as scratching a blackboard with a fingernail.

The moment Ming Tian felt the door open, his heartbeat stopped.

It is no exaggeration to say that if he had less guts, Ming Tian would be frightened and incontinent on the spot.

However, when his pupils in the face of the bright light barely focused and saw the face of the doctor at the door, Ming Tian's stagnant heartbeat beat again.

The hair was untrimmed, draped down like a waterfall, and the hair was as delicate as sprinkling black silk, so Ming Tian couldn't help but want to ask what brand of shampoo she used.

Obviously in ancient times, the woman in front of her actually had dry and translucent hair.

Because what Ming Tian has seen in the past four days, including his mother, everyone's hair can't be called hair, it should be called disgusting hair that hasn't been washed for several years and sticks together.

This doctor is actually a woman? Wait, weren't there no female doctors in ancient times?

Appearance, average, according to the aesthetics of modern people, can only be said to be barely passable, but compared with all the women Ming Tian has seen in this era, she can definitely be called a country and a city.

Compared to her, other women are more appropriate to call them females than females.

Clothes and so on do not need to be elaborated, but they are just cloth clothes and cloth hats that can be seen everywhere in this era, and I hope that the feet covered by the robes are not the disgusting little feet that are perfect.

Wait, which dynasty did footbinding rise? Shouldn't it be so early? Yes!! I already knew to read more historical novels! Don't have small feet, don't have small feet, don't have small feet... If a woman were so ugly and all her feet were small, I'd rather die.

"Hello, my name is Zhuge Mingtian, handsome Ming, handsome Tian, please advise."

According to the actor's self-cultivation, Ming Tian raised his eyebrows at this strange female doctor and introduced himself in a bass voice.

But this made the female doctor's uncomfortable brows furrow, and she grabbed Ming Tian's bound hand to check the pulse.

The delicate touch made Mingtian's heartbeat instantly jump to 160.

"Doctor, how is my son?" Zhuge Fang asked nervously, and his wide sleeves were pinched into a pickle shape.

"Hmm." The doctor nodded, and then opened his mouth but made Ming Tian startled.

I saw that the female doctor actually bent her neck thickly, and said in a false voice that was so obvious that it could not be more obvious, imitating the tone of a man: "Ling Gongzi's pulse is disordered and short, I am afraid that he is possessed by evil things, and I am afraid that this conventional medical skill has been returned to the sky, I want to combine Taoist techniques to force out the evil things in his body first, and then prescribe the right medicine." You close the door and go out first, and no one will disturb me while I do the law. ”

I'm beep, evil thing? Still doing it? Are you a doctor or a Taoist?

Ming Tian was stunned for a moment, remembering that it seemed that during the period from the Han Dynasty to the Tang Dynasty, it was indeed the time when metaphysics was on the rise.

No, Dad, are you blind? She's a woman!! Female!! Can't you see that?

"Okay, then there's Mr. Law." Zhuge Fang gave up his hand and hurriedly closed the door.

"Hey, Dad, am I your own?! Dad! I can't charge my phone bill these days, and you can't pick up your second son!! "Didn't give Ming Tian a chance to speak, to be precise, he didn't pay attention to Ming Tian at all, Zhuge Fang had already closed the door deadly.

At this moment, Mingtian sweated like rain.

I saw the female doctor pop out a roll of cloth from her waist bag and spread it out on the table, but she saw more than 50 silver needles.

This is to give yourself the rhythm of acupuncture, but this needle is also too ...

In ancient times, there was no such good technology in modern times, modern acupuncture, needles are as thin as hair, this ancient needle, especially in such an early era, Nima This is a needle?

Is it okay to sew a sack that is coarse?

The female doctor grabbed the five needles and came to Ming Tianqian with an expressionless face: "Now, Zhuge Gongzi, you have been deeply possessed by evil things, I need to seal your sun, heavenly spirit and Shuanghui five points before I can do it." ”

"Wait, I'd like to make sure first." Facing the five silver needles in her hand that were still stained with blood, Ming Tian could already foresee how miserable she would die.

"What do you want to ask?"

"Are you sure you're going to use this needle to give me acupuncture, not the two cows in my backyard?"

If you take a stitch from this thing, the cow will be stabbed to death, right?! Is this a needle or a porcupine sting?!

And where is the evil thing in me? It's a bit of an evil fire, why don't you help me vent it?

"It's useless to talk too much, let's get started." The female doctor seemed to be a little impatient, and reached out to prepare a needle to pierce Ming Tian's head.

And at this moment, once again, the survival instinct allowed Ming Tian to grasp the key information in these 1/10 seconds.

"If you dare to stab me, you will shout that you are a woman!!!!!!"

In just twelve words, the needle stopped the moment it touched the scalp.

I saw that the female doctor's face suddenly looked like a frosted eggplant, and the hand holding the needle kept trembling, causing the tip of the needle to shake left and right on Mingtian's head, but it played a tickling effect, which was very useful.

Five seconds, maybe ten seconds, I don't know how long it was, the female doctor asked in a trembling, female voice, "You... How do you know I'm a woman? ”

I [beep]! Saved! The most clichéd lines have appeared! In this era, he is really blind! Long live the blind! Long live the cliché lines!!

Ming Tian couldn't help but shout in his heart.

"It doesn't matter how I know, now, untie me, and then tell the outsiders that I have been cured, and then go back, and go up the mountain to find me tomorrow! I have something to ask you! You have no right to refuse, or I will debunk you now. ”

I like to talk like that, this is the classic tone of a time-traveler.

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