Pick up the girl, pick up the girl, Lao Tzu finally has a girl who can soak.

Happily, Ming Tian jumped up and down on the road to the back mountain like a mentally retarded, attracting several nearby villagers who were chopping wood, staring at who this mentally retarded was?

Sure enough, she is a woman, this trick is very effective, it hits the soft underbelly, this female doctor can only disarm and surrender under the threat of Ming Tian and loosen his bonds.

After that, Ming Tian went out to his father like an act, and after saying some compliments full of literary flavor, he regained his freedom.

What Ming Tian couldn't figure out the most was why such a female doctor, dressed as a man, would no one see through it?

Ming Tian paid attention to it, she didn't wear makeup.

Women in ancient times were usually ugly, so ugly that Ming Tian, as a modern person, could not distinguish whether it was a man or a woman, and only through the chest, or after wearing feminine clothes, could he identify gender through clothes.

This is not an exaggeration at all, rich families can also use rouge gouache to strengthen female sexual characteristics, poor families are simply impossible.

Third, in Mingtian's eyes, this woman is far more beautiful than ordinary women, but the aesthetics of ancient people are different, and they look just a delicate man.

In the end, this woman must have been poor, and she was ...... due to severe childhood malnutrition caused by the poor There is no chest.

There is no chest at all, it is as flat as the butcher's cutting board on the side of the road.

"You're here."

Sure enough, at the agreed place, the female doctor had already made a bonfire and sat with her legs crossed, and her body was still the same clothes as yesterday, very plain.

"I'm coming." Ming Tian waved his hand and smiled, although asking her out today was for a serious matter, Ming Tian, who had never been alone with a woman, seemed a little overwhelmed.

"It's embarrassing to be late for your first date with a woman."

"Haha, I'm sorry......" Ming Tian scratched his head embarrassedly, and suddenly realized the strangeness in her words: "Wait, what did you say?" Appointment? ”

Nervous, not because the other party called the interview a date, but because the other party said the word "date".

Although Ming Tian doesn't know much about history, the word dating is definitely unlikely to appear in this era, right?

As if she understood Ming Tian's thoughts, the female doctor patted the soil beside her and motioned for Ming Tian to sit down: "What?" Do you think you're the only one who travels through time? ”

"I'm [beep]!" Ming Tian was stunned.

"Well, this beep debuff, looks like I guessed right." The female doctor said, adding a log to the campfire.

There was silence, and the crackling sound of the undried wood in the campfire erupted.

Ming Tian felt a hint of unhappiness.

Hairy? What's the situation? Didn't you say that a traverser is a world? If you don't have a gold finger, forget it, and give me a competitor?

No, she's a woman, according to the general routine, such a magical identity background, maybe she is my main palace in the future?

Thinking of this, Ming Tian couldn't help but laugh again.

"Want to take me as a harem? Isn't it? The female doctor raised the question of making Mingtian chrysanthemum tight at the right time.

"Uh... What did you say? Hahaha, you must be overthinking. Ming Tian reacted instantly, grabbing his head and pretending to be stupid.

However, the next words made a million alpacas rush in Ming Tian's heart.

"I understand your thoughts, when I first crossed over, I thought I would have peerless martial arts and a harem like the protagonist of the novel, until I found out that I was a woman."

An ominous premonition rose: "What... What do you mean, you find out that you are a woman? ”

The female doctor turned her head sideways, and her watery eyes appeared at this moment that only an old man in his forties or fifties had achieved nothing... Dispirited!

"Who told you that a man must be a man after he crosses? I'm sorry, but I'm a negative example. ”

The female doctor said, shaking hands with Ming Tian like a gentleman and said, "Dude, my name is Han Zhaoxi, I was 48 years old when I died in my previous life, but you can call me the name of this world, Yin Chan." ”

"Han Zhaoxi? Sounds like a strange name for the parents of the stick country love bean rice? Are you sure you were in your 40s in your previous life? "Mingtian is a little confused again.

"It's the same name as the retarded, right? I don't like it either. Yin Chan smiled: "But it seems that you are a little misunderstood, the traverser is not from the same era, I am from 2458, which era are you?" ”

"In 2017." Ming Tianmu said sneeringly.

"Well, in my opinion you're not much different from the old antiques here." As he spoke, Yin Chan added some wood to the bonfire.

Mingtian was calm on the surface, but in fact, his heart had exploded.

What's the situation? What kind of routine is this? I've never seen it!

Through? There aren't two traversers in ordinary traversal! Group wear? Group wear is also from the same era, huh? What's going on? And it's sexual? It seems like she's not just us.

"How did you know I was a time-traveler?" Ming Tian asked sluggishly, but as soon as he spoke, he slapped his head and secretly scolded himself for being an idiot.

"You said this when your dad went out, do you have a phone bill this year?" Yin Chan asked lightly?

Sure enough, it's for this reason.

"Anyway, what did you come to me for? Don't tell me that because your aesthetic thinks I'm more beautiful than an ordinary woman, you originally wanted to take me as a harem? Yin Chan threw out a representative question.

"Actually, I just wanted to ask you how you wash your hair. I just can't stand bathing and washing my hair with rice washing water. Ming Tian flattened his mouth and shook his head helplessly.

Collect the harem? She? Joke!

Indeed, from the eyes of Mingtian's modern people, if you compare the appearance of women in this era, you can at least get off the dick, but he is an uncle in his 40s! And she's hey, hey, hey, isn't that the same as...

It's a beautiful picture that I can't imagine.

"Yes, I'll just think like this, but let's say okay first..."Yin Chan's eyes turned, and her beautiful eyes suddenly revealed infinite murderous intent.

"Lao Tzu was a man in his previous life, straight! So Lao Tzu will definitely not give any man [beep], let alone let any [beep], [beep] into my [beep], you [beep] dare to [beep] or want to [beep] to me, I will tear off your [beep], fry it to make crispy salt baked [beep], stuff it into your [beep], stir your own [beep] and then ......"

"Stop, Stop, Stop!!!" A large string of beeps and beeps, Ming Tian's nose and mouth were crooked: "Did I say you were sending a Moore telegram?" The beep is not over? You were a man in your previous life, and you were still in your forties, would I be interested in you? Is it okay to think about it with your toes? ”

I can almost understand why the self-proclaimed god guy added this debuff to the traverser, otherwise the 5,000-year-old civilization of China would be finished in a few years because of swearing.

After that, Ming Tian and Yin Chan talked a lot.

Including after she originally realized that Ming Tian was a traverser, she actually wanted to kill Ming Tian directly, in order to save trouble. After all, in these years, in addition to the Traveler Alliance, there are other time-traveler organizations, not all time-travelers are friendly, after killing Ming Tian, you can go out and tell Ming Tian's father that Ming Tian's death was caused by some bullshit evil thing.

But fortunately, Mingtian was witty and avoided all this, Yin Chan had been a father in his previous life, and he was a very mature person, so he apologized to Mingtian calmly.

Regarding a lot of necessary information, Ming Tian finally knew, but it also made Ming Tian feel a deep pain.

It is now the period of the Northern and Southern Dynasties, January of the first year of Yongtai, and the location seems to be the Qi State representing the Southern Dynasties. This year is the most turbulent year for the Qi State, although the current emperor is not mediocre, but very brutal, the name of Emperor Qi Ming.

According to normal history, this emperor will burp after 6 months, and then it will be the most mediocre rule of the Qi State, and its mediocrity is even better than that of the Shang Dynasty's Emperor Xin. Fortunately, the war is mostly in the frontier, this is the southern sea, and the towns on the way from Sumen Town to Jiankang will not be affected by the war, which is a blessing in misfortune.

Yin Chan's life experience is much worse than Mingtian, the last descendant of the Western Jin Dynasty royal family, although her appearance is more pleasing to the eye in the eyes of modern people, but in the eyes of ancient people, if she doesn't wear makeup, she is a completely ugly girl.

Because he was a Chinese medicine student before the crossing, he became a doctor after the crossing and wanted to complete the great career of medicine. However, because of feudalism, if her identity is exposed, the fact that her daughter is alone is enough to sentence her to key punishment and burning, plus she is the last descendant of the Western Jin Dynasty royal family, I am afraid that she will be directly sentenced to the highest level of the Zhulian Nine Clans plus 3,600 knives Ling Chi.

As for why she was so scheming to reveal all this, Yin Chan's original words were, "If you dare to reveal her identity, then your fate will be worse than mine." ”

Although I don't quite understand, but Ming Tian thinks it's better not to use this as a handle, after all, people are the "predecessors" of the crossing, Yin Chan was born and worn, and this body was born when he crossed, 17 years of experience, plus his previous life is his own future after 450 years, although there is no scientific and technological advantage here, but I am afraid that there are still no less than 100 ways to kill himself, and there is no repetition.

The best way for a traverser to survive in this world is to form an alliance, and it is impossible to accomplish the great cause alone, but it is said that there is an alliance of traversers in the capital, but Yin Chan has no money and can't make up the travel expenses, so he has to be a disciple in the Taiyi Pavilion, hoping to make up enough money to explore the truth after opening the medical hall to practice medicine.

As for the bathing problem that Ming Tian was most concerned about, Yin Chan gave the result that she invented soap, but the practice of soap violated the ancient custom of respecting ancestors, and if it was made public, she would be executed by Ling Chi, otherwise she would have completed her great cause long ago.

That's right, soap is made by using the corpses of dead people buried in the soil and swelling, and extracting their oil to refine the alkali that meets the needs of the human body. Due to the extremely poor tools of ancient tools, the refining ability is rotten at home, and if animal carcasses are used, the soap made is not effective at all.

This is not only disrespectful, but also involves the problem of tomb robbery, but if she wants to sell soap, what will be the consequences if the court wants to levy the formula, in this era, no one will respect your intellectual property rights, the court asks you, if you don't give it is a capital crime, give it or a capital crime.

Although it was disgusting, Ming Tian, who had had enough of the smell of feces and urine in the barbarian world, still asked Yin Cicada for a piece of soap.

In return, Mingtian temporarily reached an alliance with Yin Chan.

The time-traveler alliance in the capital, if it can get in touch and be accepted, it should be able to completely break away from its own perverted family.

Mingtian provided funds for Yin Chan, and Yin Chan provided Mingtian with all the soap before completing the great cause and the route of the Traverser Alliance, and the interests of the two did not conflict and fit perfectly.

In this way, the alliance between Mingtian and Yin Chan was formed.

The departure time, Ming Tian is set for the day after tomorrow, because tomorrow Jiangmen County will see him, if Ming Tian is not seen, it will be a capital crime.

Things are developing in a good direction, Ming Tian thinks so.

Because in ancient times, people's conditions were poor, and their nutrition and living conditions were even worse than those of modern beggars, so the average life expectancy in ancient times was very low.

The so-called human life is rare for seventy years.

The saying that seventy years old is not unreasonable, ancient people generally fell to the bottom of the body from the age of fifty, and rarely lived past the age of sixty.

And Ming Tian is a traverser, but he is also a normal person, not the protagonist of the novel who is always 18 years old, and this harsh environment invisibly puts forward a huge limit on the time for Ming Tian to complete his great deeds.

"By the way, I'm curious, how did your ancient woman's aunt deal with it?"

"Rags, wrapped in dry wood ash, tightened. Take it off the next day, wash it and use it repeatedly. ”

"Damn, this is disgusting."

"It's disgusting. By the way, your family has money, what do you use to wipe your butt? I'm fed up with my fingers and dried lotus leaves, and twice dried lotus leaves have cut my chrysanthemums. ”

"My family and my parents use salmon meat, which is too expensive to give you, but first-class family members can use bamboo chips, do you want them? I'll get you a few, it's cheap anyway, and you can use it as a disposable. ”

"Give me a few more, thanks."

In this way, the conversation between Ming Tian and Yin Chan ended, and the two went down the mountain one by one to prepare for the day after tomorrow to rush to Beijing.

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