Chapter 3 I have no money

Yu Yunhao sat at the foot of the mountain at this time and opened the map, then looked at the place where he was sitting and said to himself

"Huh, have you flipped it?"

After Yu Yunhao finished speaking, he confirmed again

Really flipped over

"Hmph, the two don't owe each other, you beat Lao Tzu with a stick, but helped me climb a mountain"

"Alright, let's find out what the old man said. ”

............

"Excuse me, how do you get to the Wuzeng Taste Gate?" Yu Yunhao shook to a city and asked people along the way

"I don't know."

Yu Yunhao turned around and left when he heard this, but his stomach didn't allow it

"Goo~Goo~Goo"

"Xiaoyou, are you hungry?"

The passerby who was asked for directions

Yu Yunhao nodded shyly

Passers-by pointed to a restaurant in front of them

"That restaurant tastes better, you can go to it. ”

"Actually... That one... I, I don't have any money," Yu Yunhao blushed and whispered

"You, what did you say?" said the passer-by as he put his head to Yu Yunhao's mouth

Yu Yunhao's face turned even redder at his call, and he raised his voice a little

"I don't have any money"

The passer-by shouted by putting his hand to his ear on purpose

"What did you say, louder?"

"I said, I don't have any money, do you hear me?"

Yu Yunhao was so angry by the passer-by that he shouted loudly, and the passers-by around him heard it

"Tut-tut"

"If you don't have money, you don't have money, why are you shouting so loudly?"

"Yes, yes"

"It's like someone owes him money. ”

People on the side of the road talked about this "no money" teenager

!

"You wait for me"

Yu Yunhao raised his slender middle finger, said a cruel word to the smiling passer-by, and left

"Well, I'll wait"

.........

"Guest, what do you want to eat?" said the waiter as he walked over to one of the guests

Yes, the guest is Yu Yunhao, and the restaurant where the waiter is located is the restaurant pointed out by passers-by

"Damn, how did I get here?"

Yu Yunhao scolded secretly in his heart, but said it

"It's OK here... Can I work and eat?

"Part-time job?"

The waiter pointed at Yu Yunhao's small body and asked suspiciously

"Yes, part-time job"

"How old?"

"Nine"

"Is it okay to wash the dishes?"

"Is it enough for a meal?"

Yu Yunhao asked weakly

"Enough"

"I wash"

.........

"Wash, wash, oh," Yu Yunhao sang as he stood next to the sink and washed

"Alright, let's eat. ”

The waiter seemed to be a little unbearable and ordered to chase the pool

"Thank you, it's finally time to eat."

After Yu Yunhao finished speaking, he jumped out of the sink

.........

"Oh my God, it's so fragrant"

Yu Yunhao sat on the side of the restaurant, devouring the food in his mouth and sighed

"Yo, can you have a drink?"

A man with five big and three thick walked up to Yu Yunhao and said obscenely

Yu Yunhao looked up and almost didn't kill him

"I, I'm a man. Yu Yunhao lowered his head and said while eating

"Who are you bluffing?... Can he be a man so good-looking?" the man skeptical

"That's because you're too ugly to ever see something good-looking, like me"

Yu Yunhao looked up at the man and said with a pretended expression.

"You!" the man pointed at Yu Yunhao and almost died of anger

"What's wrong?" Yu Yunhao said, leaning in

"I can survive in the wild boar herd, but you can still me?" Yu Yunhao scolded in his heart

Seeing the two scolding back and forth, it seemed that there might be a fight

The waiter hurriedly walked over and said as a peacemaker

"This guest officer, this restaurant is closed today, please come back tomorrow. ”

The waiter obviously wanted to help Yu Yunhao when he heard the tone, and yes, who would such a good-looking boy not help him?

"Then why is he still eating here?"

The big man pointed at Yu Yunhao and said unrelentingly.

"He... He's our butler here," the waiter made up a reason

"Yes, it's the housekeeper, don't look at me so young and handsome, I have a lot of power"

Yu Yunhao listened to the waiter say that he was a housekeeper, and couldn't help but have a sense of pretending

"Okay, you're good to go"

The waiter gave the eviction order to Dahan

"You wait for me," the big man pointed at Yu Yunhao unrelentingly

.........

"Whew, cool, I have to say that this meal is really fragrant," Yu Yunhao said when he came out of the restaurant

Yu Yunhao was just about to continue looking for someone to ask for directions, but he was tied up by a skilled person

", who are you?" I saw Yu Yunhao sitting on a chair and being tied up, but he didn't forget to scold.

"Who am I? You really don't remember, we just met. ”

A big man came out of the darkness, wasn't it the same big man who was in the tavern just now?

"Uh, the script is wrong, isn't it? It's usually a script like this, and people like you aren't killed by the protagonist?"

Yu Yunhao was shocked, this big man really arrested him

"It's still hard-mouthed, so you can see the long-lost tickle scripture"

"Eh, big brother, don't ,...... Hahaha, please, don't scratch it" Yu Yunhao lay on the ground with his naked feet, and was pressed to the ground by the big man, tickling

"Look at you still scolding Lao Tzu for being ugly,"

Dahan said as he picked up the dog's tail grass and continued to scratch it.

"How could it be? A handsome and dashing man like you is the most handsome person I have ever seen in my life, just in the restaurant, it must be that the light in the restaurant is too dark, so that I can't see clearly, I scolded such a handsome person."

Yu Yunhao's flickering technique is first-class, and he can't wait to slap himself twice after speaking

"It must be that the light is too dark, since you say so, I'll let you go"

When Dahan heard Yu Yunhao say this, she couldn't help but feel a little proud and proud, and walked away with his proud steps

"Hey, you can help me untie it before leaving," Yu Yunhao jumped down from the chair and wriggled on the ground like a caterpillar, begging the big man to come back and help him untie the rope.

No one answered

.........

"Damn, fortunately I went out with a knife, otherwise I might starve to death there"

Yu Yunhao patted his chest and said

Suddenly, an old voice came into Yu Yunhao's ears

"Little Friends"

"Who, who's there?" Yu Yunhao looked around with the knife in his hand

"Where are you going?" the voice came again

"Who the hell are you?" Yu Yunhao's knife gripped tighter

"It doesn't matter who I am, it's where are you going?" the old voice added

"Where do you care where I go?" Yu Yunhao scolded fiercely

"Alas, young man, don't be so impatient, I may still help you if you say it, if you don't say it, it may be over" The old voice came out again, and there was a little threat in it

Yu Yunhao was only a nine-year-old child in the end, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly said humbly

"Big brother, please, don't scare me"

"You!" the voice seemed to be angry

"Okay, okay, okay, don't be angry, I'll go to Wuzeng Meeting."

Yu Yunhao was a little angry when he heard the voice, and hurriedly said where he was going

"Five have tasted the gate, go right, there is a portal, the past will be there" The old man's voice returned to his usual appearance, and said to Yu Yunhao calmly

"Thank you, farewell," Yu Yunhao formed a fist with his left hand, a palm with his right hand, put his left hand on his right hand, bowed to the voice, and ran

"Hmph, see where you can break into?" A dark shadow appeared from the darkness, wasn't it the old storyteller?

.........

"Go to the Five Tastes Gate"

Yu Yunhao walked to the portal and said to the teleporter

"Immortal Order" teleporter stretched out a hand to Yu Yunhao and said

"Immortal Order, what is Immortal Order?Immortal Order?" Yu Yunhao muttered.

"Immortal Order, Immortal Order...... Could it be that little broken map??" Yu Yunhao touched the "broken map" in his arms and handed it to the teleporter.

The teleporter looked at it and returned the Immortal Diagram Order to Yu Yunhao

"Stand in the middle," the teleporter said to Yu Yunhao expressionlessly

"Damn, it's really," Yu Yunhao said in surprise

.........

"Ahhh

"Oh my God, teleportation is like this. ”

Yu Yunhao reminisced about the scene when he teleported, "It's as if you fell from a million in the sky + you rode an infinite roller coaster (it's always downhill) + you ate toilet"

The people inside the Wuzeng Taste Gate couldn't help but look curiously when they saw this person flying down from the sky, but when they heard the voice comparable to that of a red bull, they immediately began to point at Yu Yunhao

Yu Yunhao was eager to find a crack in the ground at this time

"Yo, why are you here if you don't have money?"

A playful voice came into Yu Yunhao's ears, and Yu Yunhao looked for prestige. Isn't this the passerby at that time?

", you still have the face to say. Yu Yunhao walked up to the passerby and scolded

"Why don't I have the face to say, didn't you say it yourself?"

"I don't have any money," the passer-by said and shouted in Yu Yunhao's voice

After the passer-by finished speaking, Yu Yunhao covered his mouth with his hand and said vaguely

"Woo woo, what are you doing?"

"What am I doing?" Yu Yunhao asked rhetorically

"Hehe, I won't talk to you, buddy, shall we discuss something between the two of us?" said a passer-by put his arm around Yu Yunhao's shoulder

"I don't know you that well, get out," Yu Yunhao took his hand off his shoulder.

"Don't be so ruthless, I've been here for three years, and I'm willing to exchange the information here for you for a "familiar" word"

The passer-by stood on the ground and said to Yu Yunhao angrily

"Three years, I haven't driven you away for three years, it seems that this place is not a good place, farewell"

"Eh, don't go, let me tell you, this Wuzeng Taste Sect is the second most powerful sect in Immortal Kyushu, where we are now, it's just a branch, this branch is used to select geniuses, under 15 years old, you can come in, I'm only 13 now, why did they drive me away?"

The passerby explained to Yu Yunhao

"The second most powerful sect, so powerful?" Yu Yunhao turned back to the passerby

"Of course it's amazing, come on, come on, brother, let's find a place, I'll tell you. ”

After speaking, the passer-by put his arm around Yu Yunhao's shoulder, Yu Yunhao did not squeeze out this time, after all, there was information in his hands

.........

"My name is Shangguan Jiu, I am 13 this year, a good young man, and my future ambition is ......"

"Stop, stop, stop, get to the point. ”

"Okay, Brother Yun Hao, let me tell you, these five Taste Sects are a branch of the Divine Radiance Land, and this Divine Glory is the first major sect of the Immortal Spirit Kyushu."

"The headquarters of these Five Taste Sects stands between the Divine Radiance and the Endless Abyss, and the place we are in now is just a branch of the Five Tastes Sect. Five have tasted the branch of the Gate, which is found in various places in Fairy Kyushu. ”

"There is no distinction between people and demons, and the five have tasted the door are accepted, and if you want to enter the headquarters of the five have tasted the door, you have to pass a trial, and if you pass, you will go in, and if you fail, you will wait for the next year, and at the age of 15, once the immortal order is invalid, you will come somewhere, and where will you go back. ”

"Oh, I see. Yu Yunhao nodded

"By the way, Shangguan Jiu, you said that you have been here for three years, and you haven't passed, is it because this trial is too difficult?"

"Is it difficult, I don't know, I'll tell you the truth, when I was 11 years old, I was lucky enough to be really lucky, and I just happened to meet the beginning of the trial. When I was 12 years old, I was eliminated again because of stomach pain. 13 years old is this year. ”

"Oh, it's miserable"

"You!"

"Okay, okay, I'm not going to tease you, when will this year's trial start?"

"Three days later"

"Oh......"

"I'll go first, I'll see you in three days, I'll see you again if I don't have money. ”

"Don't have no money, Brother Wu's name is called Brother Wu, how ugly it is, Lao Tzu's name is Yu Yunhao"

"Oh, Brother Yun Hao, farewell. ”

"Hmm"

......

"Oh my God, I'm so hungry, I'm almost hungry when I scratch it, I have to find a place to eat a few bites"

"Hey, there seems to be a tavern in front of me to take a look," Yu Yunhao walked towards the tavern

"Fairy Blade Tavern?...... The name is weird and domineering, I don't know what it tastes like" Yu Yunhao looked up at the name of the tavern and said to himself.

"Little Er"

Yu Yunhao went in and shouted inside

No one answered

"Little Er"

Yu Yunhao shouted again

At this time, a medium-sized beauty walked over and looked at Yu Yunhao again

"I don't know what you're doing here?"

The woman said to Yu Yunhao slightly

"What are you doing? Eating, of course. Yu Yunhao said with a snarling voice

His childish voice made the woman listen a little distracted

"Let Him Eat"

An old voice came from the back room

When the woman heard this, she immediately found a good position for Yu Yunhao to sit down

.....................

"Woo~Woo~Woo~" Yu Yunhao cried while eating, and a few dirty words popped up in his mouth from time to time

"Damn, what kind of restaurant is this, this is obviously a killing base" Yu Yunhao scolded in his heart

It turned out that after Yu Yunhao sat in that position, because the meal had not yet been served, he had been listening to the voices coming from other positions, and he didn't know if he didn't hear it, and he was startled when he heard it.

"Alas, I took a mission yesterday, it was too difficult, and I was almost killed. ”

"Hahaha, the task I took yesterday was really good, not only did I kill people, but I also robbed a bunch of coins and two spirit stones."

"Oh, don't talk about it...... By the way, look at the "eating" kid over there, he doesn't sound like a rejuvenated immortal cultivator, why does the owner still let him eat?"

"Who knows?"

"Woo~Woo~Woo~" Yu Yunhao continued to eat and continued to cry

"It's over, if the identity is discovered, I'm going to die here"

Yu Yunhao said in his heart

"Hey, little girl, why are you crying?

", woo~woo~who's the~woo~woo~it's a little girl~woo~ Lao Tzu is a gentleman" Yu Yunhao didn't look at her vague words

As soon as he finished speaking, Yu Yunhao felt a chill in his neck, and saw a 40-meter-long machete on his neck

"What did the master ask you?" said a big man

"Don't be so rude" The playful girl walked over to Yu Yunhao and took the knife

Yu Yunhao only saw the girl's appearance at this time, and her appearance was on par with Yu Yunhao

She has a pair of clear and moving eyes, clear and innocent, no one dares to hurt her, beautiful eyes, graceful and moving, with an angelic crisp and lovely voice, people have to suspect that the goddess has descended to earth. Her black and bright hair is lazily draped around her waist, her small nose is small, and her delicate lips exude a charming luster, like flower petals, like pearls, which makes people want to taste her sweet taste

"Why are you crying?" asked the girl again

Yu Yunhao saw that there was no knife, and seemed to be a little hungry, so he picked up some rice and put it in his mouth, and said vaguely

"Woo~... I, I don't have any money."