Chapter 4: The First Level of the Trial
"Uh...... No money?" the girl asked, suspiciously
"Hmm," Yu Yunhao nodded affirmatively
"What's your name?"
"You pay for me, and I'll tell you"
"You speak first!"
"You pay first!"
"Say it first!!"
"You pay first!!"
............
Half an hour has passed
"Do you pay or not, I'm gone!"
Yu Yunhao said to the playful girl with his waist in his hand
"Pay!"
The girl pointed to a large Han road next to her
"A total of five hundred and twenty-one coins," the thick voice added
"Fu!" the girl said, pointing to a big man next to her
Dahan didn't dare to resist, touched his trouser pocket, and sighed in his heart
"It seems that I can only eat steamed buns and pickles"
"Okay, the money is paid, you should tell me your name"
"Eh, you want to know my name so much, say, did you fall in love with me at first sight......" Yu Yunhao saw that the money was paid, and he didn't tell his name directly, so he said there
"Hold that 'love' back for me!" the girl said angrily
"Why? Didn't you fall in love with me at first sight...... Hey, I said, I said, stop fighting!" Yu Yunhao said, covering his ears
"Speak quickly!"
"Heh, since you sincerely asked, I will tell you with great mercy, my name is ......" Yu Yunhao paused
"What's it called?"
"Actually, my name is Dad" Yu Yunhao said without blushing and without being impatient.
Yu Yunhao saw that the girl hadn't reacted yet, so he ran away.
Inside the Immortal Tavern
"Master, do you need to get him back?" and ...... "Pay the big man said
"No, I'll see where he can go?"
"Let's go!"
............
"Whew, a fool, hahaha" Yu Yunhao smiled when he saw that no one had caught up with him
Yu Yunhao, who was walking on the street, looked at the orphans like him everywhere, and couldn't help but feel pity
"Demons, I'm going to kill you sooner or later!"
...............
Three days later
"Brother Yu Hao!" Yu Yunhao, walking on the street, suddenly heard someone calling him, and when he looked back, it was Shangguan Jiu
"What are you doing?" said Yu Yunhao impatiently
"Don't be so rejecting people thousands of miles away, come on, Brother Yun Hao, let me tell you about the trials of these five people. Shangguan Jiu hugged Yu Yunhao and said
When Yu Yunhao heard that it was about the trial, he immediately became interested
"Say!"
"Okay, then I'll tell you about it, these five have tasted the door trial is divided into five levels, the first level is random, the world is big, there are no surprises, this first level is the same, the second level is called the Demon World Forest, I don't know the content of the level. ”
"Hehe," Yu Yunhao sneered
"I've only been in the first level, and the rest of the level, I only know the name. Shangguan Jiu ignored Yu Yunhao's mockery and explained
"The third level is called the Mountaineering Gate, the fourth level is called the Heart Refining Road, and the fifth level is called the Immortal Road!"
"The name is quite domineering," Yu Yunhao sneered
"Hehe, when you get there, you'll know that the name has lowered its original difficulty. Shangguan Jiu said in his heart
"Okay, the trial is about to begin, let's go over first!" Shangguan Jiu walked towards the center of the Wuzeng Taste Gate with Yu Yunhao in his arms
In the central square, an old man was there
"Today is the day when I have tried to recruit students for the fifth time...... the old man said to the interviewer
"This old man is talking a lot, isn't it?" Yu Yunhao said to Shangguan Jiu
"I think so too," Shangguan Jiu nodded affirmatively
The rat seemed to hear the muttering of the two of them, and with a wave of his hand, he walked away, towards a tall and magnificent building
"Okay, some important rules have been said, now start the trial, barely annoyed by others"
"Brother Yun Hao, the trial has begun, let's come on," Shangguan Jiu said and followed the old man towards the building, without looking back
Yu Yunhao looked at Shangguan Jiu's back and couldn't help but feel a little emotional
"Sure enough, they're not really friends."
"You friend is not good," a playful voice came into Yu Yunhao's ears
"Do you think I'm right? Daddy!" the voice added, and as he said "Daddy," his voice became a little heavier
How could Yu Yunhao not know who this voice was? He immediately turned his head respectfully, but when he saw that there was only one person standing there, he couldn't help but look around
"Whatever you see, I'm alone"
That's right, this person is the playful girl in the fairy tavern
Yu Yunhao looked around and found that there was no one, and then asked
"You didn't bring a bodyguard?"
"Bodyguards are not allowed in the trial"
"Really?"
"Really"
"That's easy" Yu Yunhao rubbed his hands and looked at the playful girl, that look, how obscene, how obscene, how dirty, how dirty
"What do you want to do?...... Well, what are you doing?"
I saw Yu Yunhao pounce on the girl to the ground and "beat" her
"Yu-Yun-Hao!" I saw that the girl was tied with a rope by Yuyun Hao and thrown outside the trial door
............
"The first level of the trial begins," the old man's voice came out of the air
Yu Yunhao saw that the girl at the door did not come, so he asked curiously
After all, he just wanted to relieve the hatred that was held to his neck by a knife
"Are you all here?"
“567 568 570 571 573 579...... It's all here."
"Grass, who taught this math?" Yu Yunhao scolded
"Hmph, I've used my spirit to probe, and I scanned it, and there is only one named Beiqi who didn't come. ”
"North... Northern Qi is also here?" Yu Yunhao remembered that the village was destroyed at that time, and the scene when Northern Qi stepped out of the village.
"Alright, go back to your position, the trial is about to begin"
Yu Yunhao shook his head and shook some inconsequential things to the back of his head
"Wait, master, you've got the ability, the devil! the fuck must have ruined you."
Yu Yunhao said a cruel word, then sat down in his seat and asked the trialist next to him
"Eh, you said this old man is not with us, why can you hear his voice?"
The Trialist replied
"You don't know that, that's because they have a star mirror at the headquarters of the Wuzeng Huimen, and they can observe all of us in everything. ”
"Moreover, the five have tasted the sect, and the disciples are collected on an annual basis, and last year they accepted the disciples in the branch of the demon world, but the demon is a demon after all, and human beings are not to be seen, and the ancestors of our five tastes are human beings, so almost everyone in the headquarters of the five tastes will observe us next to the star mirror for a moment."
Yu Yunhao, after listening to it, he was a little blind, but he still heard some important things, such as last year's collection of demons, not people!
Yu Yunhao turned his head to look at Shangguan Jiu, Shangguan Jiu seemed to feel that someone was looking at him, and as soon as he looked up, he met Yu Yunhao's eyes, Shangguan Jiu waved his hand at him, as if to say "Ollie give"
"That's weird, Shangguan Jiu, doesn't look like he lied to me? He has no reason to lie to me? Then why did he say that he participated in it last year? Could it be that he lied to me? Or is it this trialist?"
Yu Yunhao scratched his head
"Annoying"
.........
Five had tasted the headquarters of the meeting
"Senior brother, isn't this year's exam a little too strict? Especially the mountaineering gate, which used to be 881 steps, is now 8810 steps, and they are just children," a fat man said
I saw that the fat man had a pair of small eyes, a small nose, and a little baby fat baby face, which was white and tender, so that people couldn't help but want to take a bite, there were two small pear nests on the fat side, and there must be two small tiger teeth when laughing, and the white doll looked cute and lively
But those who can stand in the five tastes of the meeting are definitely not ordinary people
"Alas, I also have no choice, lately, demons, demons, and the Three Realms have been too presumptuous, and their presumptuous capital is that they have appeared a, the demonic genius of the Demon Holy Body, Xiao Xiaobai, it has been a long time since there has been a cultivation genius in our immortal realm, but this mountaineering gate is an excellent place to hone your will and create a genius."
The person who was called a senior brother by Xiao Xiaobai said
And that senior brother has long black broken hair that reveals the tranquility and mystery like night, slender and slightly curly eyelashes, a pair of inky eyes like the most brilliant gems in the world, and the depths of mysterious and elegant eyes reveal an unpredictable imperiousness, arrogance and ruthlessness! As if he was born in control, he holds all beings in his own hands! The tall nose, the thin lip flap below pursed a faint arc, and the ingenious facial features are delicate and gorgeous
"But ......" Xiao Xiaobai wanted to say something, but was interrupted by the so-called senior brother
"Our immortal clan hasn't had a genius for a long time, I'm doing this for everyone's sake, if I don't do this, after the "retirement" of our older generation, our immortal clan will decline sooner or later, please forgive me for my presumptuousness, I'm also worried about ......" Senior Brother was about to continue, but was interrupted by a woman in green
"Senior brother is right, now, it is the golden age of cultivation, the major demon geniuses have been born, this mountaineering gate is 8810 steps, no opinion"
"Okay, it's all up to you, senior brother, but the other four levels must let them taste the sweetness," Xiao Xiaobai said
.........
"Cough, cough" the old man's voice came out again
"The trial has changed, the first level is random, the second level is the demon realm forest, the third level is the heart refining road, the fourth level is the immortal road, and the fifth level is the mountain climbing gate"
"Cut, didn't you just move the climbing gate to the back?
The boss ignored him and continued to talk about his own
"Trial, Begin"
"The first level, eat steamed buns, rules, eat 100 steamed buns, vomit and lose, if you can't eat, you lose, rest for half an hour and don't eat, you can eat, there is no time limit"
"I'm grass, these five have tasted crazy, right? eating steamed buns? What are you kidding?"
"That's right, what are you kidding Lao Tzu is here to participate in the trial"
"Oops, annoying"
There was a lot of scolding everywhere
The old man saw that the situation was not good, and it was possible that the reputation of the five masters would be scolded like this, so he hurriedly began to force him
"Cough, cough, don't make noise, don't make a fuss, everyone listen to me, this steamed bun is also knowledgeable, how to eat 100 steamed buns quickly? how to eat steamed buns quickly without throwing up? how to eat steamed buns quickly, and can replenish qi, blood and physical strength? This is very important, steamed bun skin, steamed bun filling, are all good ingredients to replenish qi, blood and physical strength. And how to absorb nutrients quickly......"
"Oh, I see, five have tasted the door, it's really considerate and awesome"
"Well, yes, applaud it"
There was applause echoing in the trial ground of Nuoda, only a few people did not move, but Yu Yunhao, not the few people, but the group of people who applauded, still took the lead
"That's so reasonable!"
.........
Ten minutes have already begun
"Oh I'll go, this bun is so delicious"
I saw Yu Yunhao stuffing a bun into his mouth in one hand and exclaiming
"Brother Yun Hao, don't eat it, that's enough"
Shangguan Jiu stood in the middle of a crowd of people who had finished eating steamed buns
"No, what if..."Yu Yunhao choked up before he finished speaking, and took a sip of water
"What if there was a reward for being the first?"
"Forehead ......"
Half an hour later
"251 252 253 254......" Shangguan Jiu and the others counted beside him, not counting the buns that Yu Yunhao ate but the girl next to him
"Eldest sister, you just let me be the first"
Yu Yunhao said to the girl while eating
The girl didn't answer
"Big sister, you've eaten more than 200 of them, don't eat them, fat"
Yu Yunhao said to the girl, the bun skin in her mouth, the bun filling was flying all over the sky
"Get out" The girl looked at him with disgust and said coldly, and then stuffed a bun into her mouth after finishing speaking
"Daddy"
Three hours later
"Okay, the first level is over, the first place, Jiang Wan'er 1009 buns, the second place, Yu Yunhao 1008 buns"
The old man's voice came out, echoing in the huge square, and Yu Yunhao was stunned for a moment
"Alas," Shangguan Jiu sighed as he looked at Yu Yunhao, who was sitting in the corner not far away
"Alas, Yuyun is really miserable, whenever Brother Yuyun wants to overtake, Jiang Wan'er will stuff one more bun than Brother Yuyun in her mouth"
The old man didn't seem to be able to listen anymore
"Okay, the first level continues to move on, the non-passing, get out"
At this time, Yu Yunhao suddenly asked
"No reward?"
"Nope"
Hearing this, Yu Yunhao was like resurrecting with full blood
"I'll just say it," Yu Yunhao jumped up and walked in front of Jiang Wan'er and said
"Hey, hey, there's no reward, there's no reward, eat so much fat and kill you, ugly bastard"
Yu Yunhao jumped up and down in front of Jiang Wan'er, scolding while jumping, not to mention how happy he was in his heart
"Get out!" was another cold sentence
Yu Yunhao didn't seem to hear it and scolded
"What are you talking about? Ugly bastard, be louder"
"Huh"
Jiang Wan'er seemed to can't help Yu Yunhao's "ugly eight women" and "ugly eight women" calling her, she lifted her slender long legs and kicked them, Yu Yunhao saw it, subconsciously held it with both hands, Jiang Wan'er was unstable in her center of gravity and fell
and Yu Yunhao fell together
“.........”
There was only the faint sound of a heartbeat in the square
“.........”
"Get out!" Jiang Wan'er was pressed to the ground by Yu Yunhao, and her face blushed
Yu Yunhao thought about it and was angry with the word "roll".
"Grass, no"
After speaking, he was still moving around Jiang Wan'er
Suddenly, Yu Yunhao seemed to have touched something and asked "dumbly".
"What's it?it's so soft? You're not going to steal the buns, are you?"
Then Yu Yunhao hung his head, and saw Jiang Wan'er's face blushing, like a porcelain doll, which couldn't help but make Yu Yunhao a little distracted
"Have you seen enough?" Jiang Wan'er glared at him and said
"No," Yu Yunhao said honestly
"Roll"
"Okay," Yu Yunhao replied quickly this time, after all, he took advantage of others, although the advantage was still very small
Yu Yunhao got up from Jiang Wan'er, smelled the fragrance in his hand, and then thought of the soft stuff like a bun and couldn't help but say
"Lao Tzu won't wash this hand in his life!"
“............”
Everyone was shocked
"It's over, this kid won't survive the second level"