Chapter 3 Can't Be Done
However, this world does not revolve around you Guo Dalu alone, you can do whatever you want, things are always unexpected. No, the two black technology things are strangely combined, not like water, but very sci-fi opening, stretching out countless parts, integrated together in the radiant and Guo Dalu's stunned.
Hexagonal, the thickness is the same as before, the color of green and pink alternates, the diameter is half larger, and there is still no gap to be seen. After recovering from the fright, Guo Dalu broke the jar and continued to ask the Bodhisattva, see what else you can do!
The result of this is that a 3D virtual projection screen appears, such a situation can probably be understood with Guo Dalu's knowledge, at least in science fiction movies. It seems that this shows that the different civilizations in the display projection are almost the same!
You don't have to look closely, Guo Dalu made it clear that what this shows is an earth, but what does this mean by Mao? Show what the earth does, it's not like I haven't seen a globe, nothing unusual! By the way, zoom in and see, isn't that what is done in the movie?
The ghost sent out his index finger and poked it......
An egg-shaped pink ball of light covered Guo Dalu, and then, after a "whoosh", Guo Dalu disappeared, of course, there was no sound, but it just gave people a feeling that they had to "swish", otherwise it would be unscientific......
As you wish, Guo Dalu and black technology have appeared in Chongzhen for fifteen years, this is a Mao truth I absolutely don't know, but we don't want to study this, so it's not the point, the point is that Guo Dalu's only concern now is whether he can go back to the twenty-first century. He is extremely excited now, thinking that if he can wear it back and forth, then he will find a very interesting thing, and his future life will never be boring and life is better than death.
Don't hesitate, ask the Bodhisattva immediately, I don't know if this thing needs to be recharged after use, but it doesn't matter, try it first.
The same 3D display, the same earth, but Guo Dalu feels a little different, just like watching satellite maps in science fiction movies
Zoom in, and finally find his family's manor, stretch out his hand, a green light envelops him, and then disappears......
Guo Dalu, who returned to the 21st century, was excited with a red face, nosebleeds, and was at a loss, because he knew that he would never be bored again, and calmed down a little, Guo Dalu did what he had always wanted to do for the first time---- buy toilet paper.
That's right, Ya went straight to the supermarket to buy 10 pieces of toilet paper, and then took it home and wore it to the house of the landlord Guo who had been in Chongzhen for fifteen years.
This is what Guo Dalu does, this is Guo Dalu.
Hair, the whole family sent it, and when I saw someone, I sent a pack, and I heard all the people who got the toilet paper bend down and say, "Thank you, young master." Guo Dalu was so satisfied. Now Lao Tzu doesn't use leaves anymore, and Lao Tzu also lets the whole family don't use leaves, hum!
But you just sent it, but I will explain to everyone what this bag of things is for......
We all know that people's fate is unfair from the moment they are born, the children of official eunuchs, rich families, and commoner families are equal in personality, and there is nothing else to wait for, this is reality, this is life, this is society, this is the world, and this is also the basic driving force for human beings to work hard.
Guo Dalu is undoubtedly the kind of person who has a very good life, in the 21st century, he is a rich second-generation young man, and in the fifteenth year of Chongzhen, he is the young master of the landlord's family.
His only motivation is to be bored, because he is bored, he is looking for something to do, this thing has to be fun and interesting, otherwise he won't do it! For example, in the fifteenth year of Chongzhen, distributing toilet paper in the 21st century is a very interesting thing.
Time always flies in a blink of an eye, Guo Dalu also distributed a lot of twenty-first century things in the fifteenth year of Chongzhen, no one doubts anything, really, because everyone knows that Guo Dashao is the landlord and mother of Guo begged the Bodhisattva, there must be something magical.
Of course, many of the things distributed by Guo Dashao are very magical, and everyone is like a treasure, which makes the landlord Lao Guo feel heartache every time he thinks about it, this is too loser, and now it is still sent to the people in the family, but according to this trend, it may not be able to start sending it to the poor ghosts in the village, although in the end most of these things were quietly confiscated by the landlord's wife, but Lao Guo felt that he still had to persuade the son of the loser who fell from the sky.
"That's, my son's road."
"Ahh Daddy, what's the matter? ”
"This shouldn't have been a big mouth, it's just that it's a little inappropriate for you to randomly distribute the things you brought from the Bodhisattva to your subordinates."
"Ahh What's wrong with that, those things aren't worth much. ”
"What?! It's not worth the money!! Son, what do you want your father to say about you, how can those things not be worthless? ”
"Huh? It's not worth much. ”
"Hiss~ Okay, okay, let's not talk about money, let's talk about the rules for people."
"What's the rule? Dad, I'll tell you, this rule is used to break, and the rest is useless, hehe......"
"Ugh!" Lao Guo responded to the diaphragm at once, and he didn't come back to his senses for half a sound, this god son is a hairy meaning? I don't understand.
"Son, don't you understand what you said about Dad, what Dad means is that you don't send things to your subordinates in the future, don't you be so casual? If you want to send it, change it to a reward, otherwise one day you won't send something, and those things that cut off your brains will still say bad things about you. ”
"That's it, okay, I won't give it casually in the future, let them work hard in exchange."
"Yes, yes, that's right." Landlord Guo was relieved, and suddenly had a sense of accomplishment, this son is smart, a little bit is thorough, hehehehe.
Yan was also moved by Hu on the side, wiping his eyes vigorously, a picture of father and son filial piety.
It's not easy.
In the 21st century, Guo Dalu has recently changed his sex, began to play antiques, and is particularly awesome, often in the fox friends and dog friends gather to take out some antiques of the Ming Dynasty for everyone to appreciate, play antiques are not handy, but this goods are not, he directly handed it around, often inadvertently fell to the ground when passing the hand, this is not clear, it is good to lose money, there are no poor people in this circle, but if this goods let you lose the same original goods where to find, when others are extremely embarrassed, Guo Dalu laughed and waved his hand, and said: "It's okay, if you fall, you will fall, there are many at home, go back and take another one." For a time, Guo Dalu's righteous, atmospheric, and bold chivalrous fame spread in the antique world and the world of gentlemen.
The cheerful crossing of life has brought Guo Dalu a different joy of life, and now he finally has a good reason to live happily, no longer have to point fingers at the heavens and scold, no longer have to be sad and inexplicable, now, he is a standard, happy rich second generation, rich man, young master, and awesome gentleman!!
The comfortable life of the 21st century, the novel Chongzhen fifteen years of happy life in the cheerful river of time is endless, a few months in the hip-hop haha is gone, and in the blink of an eye, the summer solstice of the fifteenth year of Chongzhen is over.
Guo Dashao suddenly found that his happy life could not be saved!
On this day, I just finished loading it in the 21st century and went to Chongzhen's fifteen-year-old home, ready to take a few more bottles to play with, but it turned out that the whole family had a solemn face and were hurriedly packing up the things at home. Yan happened to see Guo Dalu, and he didn't let go as soon as he grabbed it:
"Son, quick, quick, hurry up and pack your things, our family is going to move to the city."
"I said, mother, what kind of house is this good move, the city is not necessarily better than home."
"No, I heard that the robbers are coming again, let's go into the city early, lest it be too late."
"Bandits? Who, a few bandits don't have to be so nervous, don't you have a lot of guards at home! ”
"Son, this bandit is not an ordinary bandit, my mother is talking about the one who has rebelled for many years."
"Chuang, hiss~ Li Zicheng!" Guo Dashao suddenly remembered who the intruder was that the old lady was talking about. "Holy! Why did you forget this stubble, that, mother, don't worry at home, I'll check. "Turn around and run back to the room and wear back to the twenty-first century.
Then there is a fierce investigation, in fact, it is to find information about the end of the Ming Dynasty and Li Zicheng on the Internet, and the result is that I don't know if I don't know it, I was really shocked to see it, Li Zicheng is better, and he didn't succeed in Sichuan a few times before and after, but another butcher, Zhang Xianzhong, occupied the entire Sichuan, and the historical data said that he was a terrible person. This is not right, Guo Dalu has been studying for more than ten years since he was a child, and the textbook seems to say that Li Zicheng, Zhang Xianzhong, etc. are all peasant uprisings, and the teacher has repeatedly emphasized in the classroom that this is the class struggle of the peasant revolutionary uprising, and it is the driving force for social and historical progress.
Nima, because of this, Guo Dalu didn't care about what Zhang Xianzhong did in Sichuan before, but this time he didn't find anything in Li Zicheng, but he was scared when he turned out about Zhang Xianzhong.
Here's how the source reads:
This article is excerpted from "The Thrilling Truth: History Can't Bear to Look at It Closely" Publisher: Henan Literature and Art Publishing House
The older generation of Sichuan people, from the gentry class to the peddlers and pawns, are almost familiar with the historical events of Zhang Xianzhong's slaughter of Shu in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties. When I was a child, I listened to my grandmother, who was a school teacher, tell me about this historical fact, and talked about the cruel situation of the Sichuan people at that time when the blood flowed and the bones covered the wilderness. When I heard the shock, I couldn't help but ask: Why did Zhang Xianzhong kill Sichuan people indiscriminately like this? Grandma said that Zhang Xianzhong was a demon king descended by God to disturb the world and harm the people. Speaking of the popular Zhang Xianzhong's famous sentence of seven killings: All things are born to be raised by people, and nothing returns to heaven. Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!