"That, Mom, Dad."

"Eh~!"

As soon as Guo Dalu spoke, the landlord and the landlord's wife immediately agreed excitedly.

"I'm dizzy, you have to think about your son, let's go crazy, okay, let's not study this, that~~ Dad, Mom, your family, uh, no, it's our family, hehe, how is the economic situation of our family, can you afford to eat?"

"Son, you're hungry, let's go for a walk, let's eat."

"Ugh! Well, eat first, I'm really a little hungry. ”

Looking at the answer, Guo Dalu was also very helpless, feeling that it was a little difficult to communicate, and he could only adapt to the current situation by himself.

Sitting at the dinner table, watching the cheap old mother commanding a group of girls to do this and that, Guo Dalu put down his snack a little, at least this family is not a poor peasant.

It is estimated that the previous excitement has calmed down, and the behavior of the landlord Uncle Guo has returned to its usual appearance, not to mention that the landlord's style is really good. I took a sip of morning tea before I asked Guo Dalu:

"Son, I don't know if you have a name, Ruruo"

"Yes, Guo Dalu!"

"Oh, oh, good, good! I wonder what my son is doing in front of the Bodhisattva. ”

"Ugh! It's not good to say this, you better ask something else. ”

"Ugh! Well, as a father, just ask casually, and if it's not easy to talk about it, you don't need to talk about it. ”

"This, I said Dad, there's nothing that can't be said about this, it's just that it's more complicated and can't be said clearly, the more I say it, the more chaotic it becomes, I know a lot of things, anyway, when I figure out the situation, I will naturally explain it to you slowly, to be honest, I came over here suddenly, I'm still blind, and now my brain is very messy."

"Oh, oh, then I don't have to rush, take my time. Then let's start by getting to know the situation at home, old woman, you call all the people in the family to come over and get to know the eldest young master, and by the way, let everyone see that my old Guo family also has a queen, hahahaha......"

The trivial matters of the next few days are not listed, and the whole family knows that a young master has fallen from the sky, but this young master is a little stupid and has no knowledge, and he has to ask about everything he sees, but fortunately, he has not seen a bully in his temper.

Guo Dalu also basically figured out that his home is the legendary landlord's house, for the landlord this kind of creature before Guo Dalu knew that ---- Zhou Papi, Huang Shiren, Liu Wencai, all from literary works, the living landlord really has never seen it, Taizu and his old man gave the whole extinction in one breath. I didn't expect that now I have become a legendary extinct creature, hehe, this is more joyful.

However, after a comprehensive understanding, I know that my family can only be counted as a small landlord at most, and it is still far from the standard of large landlords at this stage. However, because Guo Dalu has no concept of money when he is young, he doesn't care about the amount of land at home now. What he cared about was that he just came to the thatched house the next day, and the next person actually handed him a dozen leaves to wipe his buttocks, which made Guo Dashao so thunderous that he was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, he felt that the next person was humiliating him, and he almost didn't beat the next person to death when he came out of the thatched house, until the landlord's wife Yan pulled him to explain that it was only after a long time that he understood that the whole family, and even the whole village used it like this, and most of those people in the county town used a toilet chip, that is, a bamboo piece to scrape their buttocks.

This made Guo Dashao's worldview collapse directly, how can Nima's living conditions make people live and adapt! Can this be called a landlord? Dare to call the landlord like this!!

What's more, he found that the landlord Guo Da had a bad habit, and every day after eating at noon, he would wipe his mouth with a piece of cooked pork skin, which made him very puzzled, and asked Yan's family, the landlord's wife twisted for a long time before telling him with a red face, just for the face of the landlord's family, he went out with an oily mouth to make others feel that Guo Landlord had meat to eat every day.

This, this, this......

"Then Mom, tell me the truth, how often does our family eat meat?"

"Son, my family is pretty good, your father stipulates that meat dishes are added once every fifteen days, and every meal you have meat now is made for you by your father."

"Ahh

Therefore, Guo Dashao, who wants to cry without tears, has completely collapsed in the world of Chongzhen for fifteen years, and he now misses his previous life very much, yes, he wants to go back, back to the twenty-first century, saying that he used to live boringly, but it is the information age, and now it is on the basis of the previous boredom, he is also deprived of entertainment, and he can only count the stars as soon as it gets dark, and there is nothing to do when the sky is bright.

What do you say? To rebel and fight the country?

For the hair?

When the emperor holds the power of life and death!

Then ask weakly, if you have the power of life and death, can you have toilet paper to wipe your buttocks?

That...... Then there are drunken sleeping beauties' knees!

Beauty? Beauty has played a lot, and none of them can be used as toilet paper!

Holy, you're on toilet paper, aren't you?

No, I really want to wipe my ass!

............

So Guo Dalu really wants to die, oh no, he wants toilet paper!

Because he begged the Bodhisattva to come over in a daze, there was no trace of science at all, at least Guo Dalu's knowledge was not enough to explain this phenomenon of time and space travel, so now he can only continue to ask the Bodhisattva, hoping to ask for it back.

It didn't take long for everyone in Guo Village to know that the eldest young master who fell from the sky in Master Guo's house was a devout believer, kneeling in front of the Bodhisattva all day long and praying, very religious.

However, this is of no avail.

Because of human decisions, patience is always limited when doing something fruitless, and there will always be a process from hope to despair and finally madness.

In fact, this process was very short, and in just four or five days, Guo Dalu was already crazy, because he had already said everything he could say to the Bodhisattva hundreds of times.

If you're crazy, you have to vent, and there's no reason to find trouble with others, so Guo Dalu did something that made everyone jaw-dropping, he split the Bodhisattva in the family temple......

Unexpectedly, there is something in this solid wood carved Bodhisattva statue.

When Guo Dalu frantically split the Bodhisattva statue carved from a whole piece of wood with a big axe, he found that a very sci-fi object appeared in the Bodhisattva's stomach.

What is it? Ignorance.

Where did it come from? Ignorance.

How does it work? Ignorance.

However, Guo Dalu's eyesight as a mixed student at a prestigious university in the 21st century proved that this could never be an item that this world should have.

It has an octagonal shape, the surface is smooth without pictures and words, the thickness is about ten centimeters, and the beautiful light pink unknown metal is integrated, extremely strong, at least Guo Dalu smashed it with an axe and did not leave any traces on it.

This is by no means something that can be made in this era, not even in the 21st century. Have you ever seen pink metal?

Color steel?

Have you ever seen such a smooth and strong color steel?

At the same time, Guo Dalu also suddenly realized, it was almost certain that it was this thing that made him a member of the traversal.

Then the matter of whether or not you can go back falls on this thing.

After a series of bloody methods such as burning, water invasion, and dripping blood to recognize the owner, various brute-force cracking methods were ruled out. Guo Dalu had to fall into contemplation with a question mark on the top of his head, and slowly recalled in his mind what he had done before the crossing, asking for the Bodhisattva!

But I've begged it before, but it's useless. Of course, now that Guo Dalu knows that the thing in his hand is not a Bodhisattva, then what he asked for was not a Bodhisattva but this thing in his hand!!

By the way, there is another situation, at that time, there were still fathers and mothers here who were also begging for the Bodhisattva, how did they forget this, and quickly asked.

The question didn't lead to any results, but I begged the Bodhisattva, and I have been begging for more than ten years.

It's a gross situation!!

Can't go back!

No, Lao Tzu has to crack this!!

Of course, it's impossible to drip if you can't go back, or the book won't go on. No, Guo Dalu will be back today!

How did you come back, you ask?

The principle is very complex, but the process is surprisingly simple. It's complicated because this thing is a brainwave synchronous shuttle of unknown origin, a proper black technology product, and the manufacturing principle and process are beyond cognition, so it is very complicated. But it's very simple to use, as long as the radio waves in your brain are at the same frequency as it.

Guo Dalu has basically understood now that as long as he enters the mental state of asking the Bodhisattva to kowtow that day, it is possible to resonate with this thing, and he can let himself wear it, because this is how he came back now......

Guo Dashao, who has been missing for almost a month, appeared at home, which is definitely an earth-shattering event for Mr. Guo's family.

But there is a thorn in this heart, there is a thorn, there is a thorn, there is a thorn!!

So three days later, Guo Dalu quietly split the Bodhisattva he invited hard, the reason is that this Bodhisattva is almost exactly the same as the Bodhisattva over there in Chongzhen Nian, he doesn't split this Bodhisattva to see if he is panicked, he can't think about it, and it's his own things that are not illegal, can he not split?

Chop! Split this heart, and the thought will be reached.

Then, he got another black technology product. It's just that the color has changed, this time it's a light green, everything else is the same.

Hurriedly locked himself in the bedroom, and then began the so-called research like useless work, looking at two black technology things over and over again, and finally gave up like a dog biting a turtle.

However, a bold idea suddenly popped up from Guo Dalu's heart, now these two things are in front of his eyes, what will happen if he enters the state of seeking a bodhisattva? Will you wear it again to the year of Chongzhen? Can I go and come back? This...... Do you want to try pinching ......

As soon as this thought came out, it grew like weeds in Guo Dalu's heart, and finally the prairie fire that could no longer be suppressed.