Eight: I am a good family man
The atmosphere at the scene was weird and a little awkward.
"Bold!"
After a long time, the deputy general reacted, pulled out the guard's sword and was about to cut: "You actually want the dignified Jiangmen County Lord to marry a star like you?" Extremely daring! ”
However, in the face of the slashed sword, Ming Tian was not afraid at all, but smiled.
If it weren't what I expected, this beautiful county lord would definitely stop it.
"Wait." Sure enough, just as Ming Tian was thinking about it, as expected, the Jiangmen County Lord drank the deputy general's sword.
I saw that when the deputy general heard this, his brows twitched and his face was full of dissatisfaction, but the county lord had to obey, so he had to put away his sword and retreat to the side, but his eyes were eager to swallow Mingtian in one bite.
However, the county lord hesitated and said, "You...... Do you really think I'm pretty? ”
Really.
She is the county lord, and there are usually people who pat her ass all over the street, even if everyone thinks she is ugly, they don't dare to say it, so it's useless to just praise her beauty, you must make her feel that she really thinks she is beautiful.
For this reason, Ming Tian added a request for marriage proposal, presumably her appearance did not conform to the aesthetics of the ancients, I am afraid that no one would dare to propose to her.
Although Ming Tian really thinks she is beautiful.
Lao Tzu finally has a chance to be like the protagonist of the novel! Are you looking at me, O God? Then you give me a good look......
I'm going to start pretending!
"That's right, county lord, I like you." Ming Tian, who was knightly saluting, said in a very coquettish tone a line that only existed in Mary Sue.
God unfolded? Didn't foreshadow? If I want a bird's foreshadowing, if I'm a modern person, I can't even handle an ancient horse, I don't want to mix it up.
Sure enough, through the corner of his eye, he keenly caught that the county lord's pale face was slightly red, but he quickly restrained it.
"No, you're lying, I know best what I look like."
As she spoke, the county lord's face showed a trace of sadness, presumably, because of albinism, in the royal family with serious infighting, she did not suffer less.
I saw her raise her hand and wave, shouting: "You just look at my status to please me, don't think I don't know, I hate despicable villains the most, come on!" Drag me down, cut it! ”
Sure enough, as soon as the order was given, the two soldiers in the camp tent immediately set up Ming Tian on the left and right, and they were about to drag him out and cut off his head.
But...
And that's exactly what I expected!
Ming Tian struggled to break free from the soldiers, knelt down to the county lord on the spot, and shouted: "County lord, I am sincere!" Even if you don't believe it, at least please give me a chance to prove to you that I have no other skills, I can only cook, let me cook for you, and after you finish eating, it's not too late to kill me. ”
Alas? Wait a minute? I seem to be very handsome when I think about this in my heart, why is it so embarrassing and awkward to say it from my mouth?
Cook?
At this time, the deputy general stepped forward and arched his hand: "County Lord, this villain has fooled you, and he has committed the crime of defrauding the king. ”
As he spoke, he also glared at Ming Tian viciously.
This lieutenant is full of killing, killing and killing, is your family killing pigs? Ming Tian is now glared at by him, and his anger is not up?
You're mentally retarded, what are you doing at this time? Don't you see that Lao Tzu is pretending?
The county lord's pale eyebrows were slightly locked, and he thought for a while.
"Don't you think it's a little strange that he said he was going to cook in this case? I have heard that the Central Plains food is unparalleled in the world, it is better to let him try it, I want to see what he is capable of, and he dares to use vegetables to impress me before he dies. ”
Wait? What does this county lord say? Central Plains cuisine is unparalleled in the world? What interstellar joke? Pickles? Blanched cabbage? Can these things be called unparalleled in the world? So although the I pulled is low, it can also be called a Shaxian snack?
"Good!" The county lord smiled with interest: "If you can make a dish that impresses me, I will let you go, but if you can't make it, I will not only cut off your head, but I will also put you to death!" Come on, drag him to the stove, he will satisfy him with any ingredients, I want to see what you can cook. ”
It's beautiful.
Facing the county lord's smile at this moment, Ming Tian was stunned.
What love.
It's not abrupt at all, this Jiangmen county lord is also an alternative top beauty even in modern times, plus in the past few days, these ugly women in ancient times have made Mingtian's chickens almost go on strike, and now when he sees the county lord of Jiangmen, isn't he going crazy like a hungry wolf seeing meat? Ming Tian is a man with normal kidney function.
"No problem!" With a simple answer, Ming Tian was set up out of the camp by the soldiers, and before leaving the camp, Ming Tian was still learning from the star of idol dramas, and said with an evil smile: "Wait for me, it won't be too long." ”
Chi Guoguo's words made the county lord who watched Ming Tian being taken out suddenly blush, his ears smoked, and he hurriedly lowered his head, for fear that the deputy general next to him would see his gaffe.
Following the soldiers, Ming Tian was carried to the food area.
Facing the stove of the barracks, Ming Tian was desperate again.
I thought my house was broken enough, but I didn't expect it to be even more broken here, can this Nima cook? Hominids?
The so-called stove is actually ...... It's a bonfire.
Kitchen...... I still have some bottles and cans at home, but what about here? Your sister only has a copper kettle, and nothing else.
But no matter what, at least I can cook once with my hands and feet.
Mingtian is now suffering from severe malnutrition, and just standing up is already the limit, and this state really can't last until tomorrow.
But now it's different, if you cook for the county master, at least you can eat a few bites in the process of cooking.
"The county lord commands, meet all the ingredients you need, what do you want, say quickly." The soldier next to him urged, his tone full of impatience.
The environment of this stove is too poor, but Mingtian has been single for 30 years, and he has been in and out of high society as an administrative assistant, and medium-sized Chinese and Western food is difficult for Mingtian.
After a moment of thought, integrating the information now known, Mingtian made a decision.
"20 eggs, 1 pound of flour, whole chicken, 3 taels of oil, 1 tael of salt and starch syrup, a spoon and an iron plate, and a bronze plate without an iron plate. Your Di army should have Shu pepper, right? ”
The soldier nodded and said: "The county lord grew up in the Di tribe since he was a child, and our Di tribe and other tribes are quite harmonious. ”
"Let's have half a tael, then."
"Okay. What do you want caramel for? Can that thing be cooked? ”
"It's my head that doesn't matter anyway, why do you care so much?"
"Cut."
After a simple conversation, the soldier left a little unpleasantly and ordered to go down and prepare the ingredients that Mingtian needed.
Facing the tattered copper pot in front of him, Ming Tian pinched his fingers twice and couldn't help laughing.
The fire is lit, water is added to the pot, and preparations for cooking begin.
Just finish my first pretending of this era!
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