"You two, do you know how to cook?" The county lord's voice was good, crisp like a nightingale.

Do... Cook?

Mingtian and Gongsun Yuan were stunned for a moment, they couldn't understand what this county lord in armor was doing?

The silver helmet was slightly sideways, although he couldn't see his appearance, but he was sure that his eyes were on Ming Tian, for Gongsun Gongzi, this Jiangmen county lord didn't even hang it.

Probably realizing this, Gongsun Gongzi glared at Ming Tian jealously, but he still didn't dare to make a mistake in front of the county lord.

"County Lord, you just said... Cook? Ming Tian asked in a daze, but his heart had exploded.

Cook? Yes, yes! Grandma's, I'm starving, if this county lord asks me to cook, I can at least cook something myself.

Although Ming Tian was holding on, he was actually dizzy from hunger, and when he heard the word cooking, his saliva suddenly flowed out.

"That's right, there is no chef on my side of the Di tribe, and I mainly eat roasted food all day long, and I finally came to the imperial land, I wanted to change the taste, but I found that your Central Plains people's food is really not in accordance with the taste, and I heard that Sumen Town is a town of food, so I want to ask who of you can cook?"

Is there a problem with the translation system again? Why is it so strong?

Just as Ming Tian didn't know how to answer this question, the Gongsun Gongzi could no longer bear the county lord's ignorance of him.

"County Lord." Without a summons, Gongsun Yuan took a step forward and said, "I have read the books of sages and sages, and I am a scholar, how can such an inferior craft as Ku Ding stump me? For my grandson, it's just a matter of getting it. ”

I [beep], it turns out that the art of pretending to be forced has really run through my Chinese for 5,000 years.

"Oh? I just like your confidence. ”

Ming Tian's translation system seemed to be back to normal again, and the county lord's words were a little less Wenqing, and he asked Ming Tian rhetorically: "Then will you?" ”

Ming Tian thought about it for a while, and indeed he really wanted to cook, but getting the favor of the county lord at this time was likely to affect his going to Beijing tomorrow.

Therefore, it should be best to let the county lord take a fancy to Gongsun Yuan, make a little ugly himself, and be Gongsun Yuan's wingman is the right solution.

Mingtian didn't believe in the life philosophy of "if you don't pretend, you lose your conscience", so he thought about it and decided to start with the first impression.

"It's not impossible for you to ask us to cook, but the county lord is also a royal family, and you have been talking to us with a helmet on your head, so you are a little uneducated, right?"

"Bold!!"

The adjutant general shouted loudly and shouted, "You dare to be unreasonable to the county lord?!" What a guts. ”

It's not a novel here.,There's no such thing as the protagonist being cold and then the female supporting actress will feel that the protagonist has a lot of personality.,Random pretense will only make people disgusted in reality.,Mingtian was an administrative assistant in his previous life.,This bit of common sense in negotiation is still understood.。

Sure enough, unlike in the TV series, the county lord did not drink the deputy general, nor did he feel that Ming Tian was very personal, but he was silent.

Gongsun Yuan next to him looked at Ming Tian with a sneer, waiting for the picture of Ming Tian being beheaded by the deputy general's sword.

After a moment, the county lord raised his head and said, "You mean you want me to take off my helmet?" ”

"Yes." Ming Tian nodded and said: "The county lord of Jiangmen has the title of the first beauty in the world, I Zhuge someone really wants to see it, so I have to come up with this radical method, and I ask the county lord to forgive me." ”

"It's okay for me to take off my helmet, but don't be scared."

"My Fair Lady Gentleman, please."

Ming Tian said with a smile.

This ancient woman is ugly Mingtian can be regarded as having seen it, Yue County Ling's daughter is known as the first beauty in Sumen Town, and she looks like Feng Dagang, this so-called first beauty in the world, no matter how beautiful she is, how beautiful can she be.

When she takes off her helmet and makes another sarcastic remark, she should be expelled from the camp.

That's what Mingtian intended.

If you think the county lord is ugly, and say to the county lord, won't you be killed?

Most of the people who think this way are dicks and otaku who don't know how to socialize,Social experts like Mingtian,Whether it's IQ,EQ or mastery of people's psychology are top-notch。

At the beginning, I just didn't understand the ancient customs, but now Mingtian has adapted a little, so he can already make a correct judgment.

Since the county lord can't see the light because of a strange illness, he can't show his true face to people outside, and he can't prove his appearance.

If it is said that the county lord is ugly and the county lord kills people in public, it is equivalent to the county lord taking the initiative to admit that he is not the first beauty in the world, so the biggest possibility is: expelled from the barracks.

Assassinate? I'm going to Beijing tomorrow, and the ghost doesn't care if she assassinates her.

"Okay, you're right, even though I'm the lord of the county, it's really rude for me not to show my true face."

The county lord's tone was very flat, and as he spoke, he raised his hand and took off his helmet.

Gongsun Yuan on the side heard this, his eyes were as big as Niu Ling, and he stared at the county lord reluctantly, for fear of missing the next half of the picture.

Ming Tian rolled his eyes when he saw his pig brother's virtue, the aesthetics of the ancient people were really problematic, and most of the county lords were ugly, just like modern artworks.

Ming Tian didn't have much hope for the appearance of the county lord, so he hoped that he wouldn't be so ugly that he would vomit it himself, after all, he had vomited once in the morning, and if he vomited again, he could only vomit bile.

However, the facts once again subverted Mingtian's cognition.

Ming Tian wondered if he would also be the protagonist of a fourth-rate novel, destined to be a eunuch. However, when the county lord's helmet was taken off, Ming Tian was sure: If I am really a fictional character, this author is definitely mentally retarded! Can't you [beep] play some normal routines?? What the hell is this?!

Silver hair, as silky as snow, should be bathed and washed with soap like Yin Cicada, I'm afraid that there are also traversers around the county lord.

But that's not the point.

The point is: silver hair!

There is also snow skin, which is whiter than that of Caucasians, and the skin is so tender that you can almost see the blood vessels under the cheeks.

The blood-colored eyes are as stunning as the newly unearthed red agate.

Isn't this his [beep] a character only in the second dimension?

Compared with complaining, Ming Tian understood why this county lord couldn't see the light.

This is albinism!

Albino to the point that even her hair is snow-white, which is probably congenital for her age.

In ancient times, especially in the more ancient times like the North and South, the Tang Dynasty, in order to ensure the purity of the bloodline, it was not uncommon for the royal family to "kiss and kiss" marriages, I am afraid that her albinism was inherited from her father from generation to generation, Ming Tian judged it this way.

And it is rare for her to have this level of albinism, and if she rushes into the sun, her skin will melt like butter in a hot pan.

But the more important thing: beauty!

The combination of silver and snow-colored skin and hair is as delicate as jade.

Ming Tian, who thought she must be an ugly person just now, was stunned.

With such beauty, I'm afraid I can't find a second one even in modern times.

There is such a big gap between the first beauty in Sumen Town and the first beauty in the world?

"It's ugly, isn't it?"

However, the county lord was a beauty at the moment, and said decadently: "The first beauty in the world is just my father's attempt to comfort me with this strange white disease, and my appearance is as you can see, it is such an ugliness that is half human and half ghost." ”

Is this ugly? You are ugly, isn't the daughter of Yue County Ling not even a human being?!

To be honest, as an administrative assistant, although Ming Tian is a dick, he can enter and exit the upper class, and he has seen countless beauties, but he has never seen such a beauty.

Plan Change!

Since ancient times, it can be said that the beauty of the world can be said to be the job of the traverser, and I am a good employee who is dedicated to his duties, how can this kind of work be left behind?

Going to Beijing? Accomplished greatness? [Beep]! This kind of trivial matter is considered a bird in front of the big thing of picking up girls?

Ming Tian changed his mind in a second.

However, Gongsun Yuan didn't think so.

But I saw that this boy, who was full of confidence just now, fell to the ground with a frightened puff at the moment, his body trembled like a chaff sieve, and he looked like he had seen a ghost.

"Demon... Monster!!!! Help me! ”

With a poof, Gongsun Yuan was actually frightened and incontinent.

He crawled out of the house.

I'm beep, youkai? What aesthetic do you have? Are you right to speak to your conscience? Still shouting out? Are you mentally retarded?

Indeed, in Ming Tian's opinion, this Jiangmen county lord is definitely a top beauty, but, judging from the aesthetics of the ancients...... No!

White skin, white hair, blood-colored eyes, what is this not a monster in the eyes of ancient people?

But it's not right to shout out.

If you are not satisfied with the appearance of the county lord, as long as you don't make a noise, you can at most be expelled from the barracks, anyway, the county lord is not seen, and people will still believe that the county lord is a beauty.

However, you said that the county lord is a youkai, which ......

Ming Tian doesn't know much about history, but the county lord is a relative of the emperor, you scold the county lord for being a monster, and idiots understand that this is a crime of bullying the king, right?

Sure enough, Gongsun Yuan was not given a chance to escape, and as soon as the deputy general drew his sword and threw it, he heard a snort, and Gongsun Yuan, who was still shouting at Mingtian, pierced his throat with a sword on the spot, and lay down into a useless corpse.

This skinny man can't make much soap even when he dies.

Looking at Gongsun Yuan who was carried away, Ming Tian sighed helplessly, for Gongsun Yuan's death, Ming Tian just wanted to say......

It's my business!

Didn't you pretend to be forced just now? Then pretend to be forced, and then pretend! Surprised? Is it cool or not? If you don't do anything all day long, you know how to pretend to be forced, and you haven't been thundered by the sky, and you have been blessed in your last life.

However, the atmosphere inside the tent became strange, and everyone was waiting for Ming Tian's reaction.

Looking at this haggard woman, Ming Tian didn't care about the atmosphere, knelt down on one knee on the spot, and said something more rebellious than Gongsun Gongzi.

If I'm really a fictional character, if there really is a so-called author, I just want to say: you don't play by the routine? Okay, that Lao Tzu doesn't play according to the routine, see who has played whom!

"County Lord, you are so beautiful, marry me!"

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