Small Talk II 4
"Who is it? Say it! Luo Yan asked.
"It's—"
Without waiting for Zhang Qi to finish speaking, Qin Liancheng hurriedly said: "It's Chu Yunzhao's daughter Mei Xiang, about fifteen or sixteen, right?" It's time to be a matchmaker, if you want to see whose young man is a good match, I'll introduce her. ”
Zhu Le said: "Sixteen." ”
Luo Yan asked, "Do you know clearly?!" ”
Zhu Le smiled.
Zhang Qi said: "If that's the case, you're asking for trouble, and you can't be quiet!" ”
"Why?" Wang San asked, puzzled.
Zhang Qi said: "It's just a few years ago, Chu Yunzhao played money and was a big smoker, so he tossed a very decent home to be ** egg essence, ate the last meal but didn't eat the next meal, the east took the west family to borrow, the day passed too shabby, and the famine was always shaken off and not clean!" Now that he has quit those two things, I heard that it was the shrew who persuaded him, with his stubborn donkey-like temper, he didn't expect to be able to listen to the shrew, it seems that this shrew is really not simple! Although Chu Yunzhao's life has improved, if he marries his daughter, he still can't make the man poor? It's like selling a girl, it's like a cash cow, it's a bottomless pit of dissatisfaction! So don't look for trouble, so as not to sit on the wax head in the future! No matter how good the girl is, who wants to be sick and find hum! ”
Zhu Le said shamelessly: "Mei Xiang and I also fall in love, if anyone can match us, I will give him a hundred yuan as a reward, and I will pay off the debt for Chu Yunzhao, you see——? ”
Throwing out the bait, the greedy will naturally take the bait, and there will be brave men under the heavy reward.
After hearing this, several people first looked at each other in amazement, and looked at Zhu Le's expression as if he was very serious.
For Zhu Le's generous promise, I don't know if there is anyone who is greedy for money?
A few of them burst out laughing, and then shook their heads, all like rattles, as if they had had a stroke or had an epilepsy. It seems that they have retreated from such ill-gotten gains.
Qin Liancheng joked: "You are not a toad who wants to eat swan meat, but an old harrier farting - thinking (ringing) high!" Do you want old cows to eat tender grass? I advise you not to dream of marrying a daughter-in-law! is about to be someone's grandfather, so let's die as soon as possible. This is what our brothers know, when the joke is told, happy and happy, if you let others know, you can't laugh at you, you are really not ashamed, you are thick-skinned and can't even shoot a gun! If you have this mind, just wait for the next life to be reincarnated again! You say that in our mountainous place, a girl is still thinking about what she can do? The toad in the well here can't afford to see the big heaven, in my opinion, Tao Zhen's religion is purely pure and has nothing to do! Not to mention, if Chu Yunzhao didn't go out to work with the fool, it would really be time to plan for his daughter's future. ”
Zhang Qi said: "The school run by the Wu family does not have to pay fees, who said that it is useless for girls to be literate?" My daughter Lan Lan has become much more sensible since she went to school, and she knows more things than me, a father. ”
Zhu Le said with an embarrassed face: "Money can make ghosts grind!" ”
Wang San looked at him with a sneering look and said, "Even if you have money, you won't have a ghost to help you, and you still say that this fart is useless!" Do you think you are a rich man or a rich man? can have three wives and four concubines, so there is a bit of hope. It's a pity that you're not, at best, you have tightened the little trouser belt with frugality in your hands, and squeezed out a few bad money from between your teeth over the years, don't be whimsical, just your two little eggs can't help but squeeze it! ”
Luo Yan also continued: "That's a yellow flower girl, wouldn't it be bad to put it in your hands!" That is to push a good boy into the fire pit, that is, the Chu family is greedy for money and willing, I believe that no one will protect you from this matchmaker, who cares about your money, will do this immoral thing! Besides, don't look at Chu Yunzhao as poor, but he is also a face-saving person. If it were the two grandchildren of the Wu family who had not yet been engaged, they might be able to do it, because they were worth the family, and they would have to be windy and rainy. Just you? In the future, don't say that this can only be an addiction, otherwise you will hide your ancestors in the underworld and don't want to live anymore! ”
Facing the sarcasm of this guy without a nose and a face, Zhu Le felt very uncomfortable!
Qin Liancheng said: "Have you found that Mei Xiang's little girl looks a little like Liu Xingmei?" ”
Zhang Qi nodded and said, "Don't say it, those facial features are really similar." ”
A few people fell silent.
At this time, Zhu Le couldn't help but regret the matter again, that is, why didn't he give Mei Xiang the bag of dim sum that he had snatched from Jiao Heng? That may be able to win over a little affection, and it can almost make her have a good impression of herself, and she won't know that she regrets it until he turns into feces in his stomach!
Wang San grabbed the gong in Zhu Le's hand and said, "Come, knock on me a few times and see how the villagers react!" ”
Zhu Le hurriedly dodged and said unhappily: "If you knock it, people will not all come out of the nest like rabbits, it will blow up the camp, and the shrew has made trouble once." If there is nothing to knock, even if Mrs. Wu can spare me, his eight grandsons who are auspicious and happy with the family will also give me a pass! ”
But he didn't get kicked by a fool for striking the gong some time earlier, and no one wanted to take the initiative to mention anything dishonorable to him, and everyone knew that the shrew kicked him.
Qin Liancheng said: "Others see the fool as a bandit, but I think he is not simple, the Japanese devil dog Sanburo he caught also got a reward from Mrs. Wu." Tao Zhenzong said that he was a spy, do you think he called that name like a dog? ”
Luo Yan said: "I heard that Japanese people basically don't have surnames, and they take names randomly. ”
Zhang Qi said: "That devil wanted to scout our village, but he ended up buried in the 'cunt pit', relieve his anger!" Don't say it, the fool is a merit to our village, otherwise something might have happened a long time ago! ”
Wang San said: "It was the blind cat who met the dead mouse, so he picked up a big bargain!" ”
Zhu Le sneered: "That requires guts, if you meet a devil in the mountains, let alone capture a prisoner, you will be scared to pull your pants and pee your pants!" Don't be unconvinced, you still have a cheeky face and say cool things, you let the shrew scratch two scars on your face, which shows that even a woman can make you a defeated subordinate, what else is not convinced?! ”
Wang San was ruthlessly exposed by Zhu Le, and he was embarrassed.
"Look, fool's godson!" Meng Guoan said.
The others were stunned.
Then a little boy came from the dirt street, about eleven or twelve years old, not very tall, and he walked up and down, with a small bundle of grass in his armpit. He had a unicorn copper lock around his neck, and the chain looked a little long. He had two patches on the elbows of his clothes and on the knees of his trousers, and he looked very cute with thick eyebrows and big eyes. The little boy saw that several people were sitting in front of him looking at him, so he slowed down and lowered his head and walked over. This little boy is none other than Wangwang, the son of the widow Wu He.
Qin Liancheng said with emotion: "This is really a cow for a cow, and a cow for a calf!" ”
Zhang Qi also said: "The children of the poor are in charge of the family early. ”
When Want Want approached, Zhu Le couldn't help but ask: "Want Wang, where is your mother?" ”
Want Want didn't look up, but said, "I won't tell you!" ”
Qin Liancheng asked, "Is the fool your godfather?" ”
Want Want didn't say anything, just frowned.
Luo Yan also asked: "You follow other people's butts all day long, then you should always know, is the fool and your mother okay?" ”
Wangwang still didn't speak, but his little face was swollen and red.
Wang San was puzzled and said, "You say that the foolish boy didn't move a knife or a shot, so he picked up such a godson for nothing?" I don't believe it! ”
Zhang Qi said: "If you tease someone else's child, aren't you afraid that the widow will know about you?!" ”
They didn't expect that at this time, Want Want opened his mouth and scolded: "You are not good people, clean stinky shit!" In the future, don't call me Uncle Zhenkun a fool! ”
Qin Liancheng suddenly stood up on crutches.
Want Want turned around and ran.
Qin Liancheng stomped his feet and patted his ass and shouted in fright: "Stop!" See if I don't-"
Just look at Wangwang throwing the bale on the ground, touching a stone on the ground, and lifting it, with tears in his eyes, but a look of anger and stubbornness.
Seeing this, Qin Liancheng was a little embarrassed, turned around and sat down, and smiled unnaturally: "Just rush at him with such a strong force, and he is not a fool's 'seed'!" Everyone knows that this child is a 'May Xian'er' (a kind of beans), and his mother came to our village with Miao Yunchang on her stomach. ”
"You are lame, you can't catch me!" Want Want threw away the stone in his hand, glared at them fiercely, picked up the bale and put it under his armpit, and walked away with a snort.
Qin Liancheng was scolded, and he felt regretful that he shouldn't have annoyed a child.
Wang San said: "He is so young, he is not convinced, it looks like his father Miao Yunchang!" ”
Luo Yan sighed and said: "It's really like a person dying like a lamp going out, and Miao Yunchang won't have five or six years in a flash, that person is loyal and bold, not bad!" It's a pity that good people don't live long, and bad people don't live enough! ”
Zhu Le said: "You say that he wore that unicorn copper chain, how could it run to the wolf's neck?" Now the child is wearing it again. ”
Qin Liancheng said: "No one can figure it out, it's a difficult mystery to solve!" A good hunter can't escape being eaten by wild beasts! ”
Zhang Qi said, "You say that a fool can have a leg with a widow? She refused to remarry? Judging by my age, I don't see it! ”
Meng Guoan, who usually doesn't talk much, has a scheming city government, and at this time he said: "'The building near the water gets the moon first'." ”
Zhu Le hurriedly asked, "What do you mean?" You know that you have two taels of ink in your stomach, so don't write it! ”
Meng Guoan smiled slyly and said: "They are only six or seven years old, even if there is such a thing, no one is following them, who knows, it is not something that can be put on the big picture!" ”
Zhang Qi said: "If that's the case, I really admire the fool, and the two beauties in the village have become his!" ”
Hearing this, Zhu Le's heart was very uncomfortable.
Qin Liancheng said: "Some people heard Wu He say that Miao Yunchang wanted to fight a sika deer, but he was eaten by a wild beast. But I have been hunting or collecting medicine in the mountains for many years, but I have never seen a sika deer, which is probably made up by the ancestors of the Wu family. ”
Meng Guoan said: "There are tigers, there must be sika deer, not only sika deer, but also white foxes." ”
Wang San said: "I have seen tigers, but I have never seen sika deer and white foxes. ”
Meng Guoan said: "When Tao Vision took Tao Zhenkun to hunt in the mountains, he encountered a white fox, and the father and son almost died. ”
Luo Yan said: "I have also heard about this, probably true. ”
Zhang Qi said: "Back then, the shrew was the full moon in Tao's house, how did you say that Tao Qisheng would bring home a strange woman who was even born outside?" ”
Zhu Le said: "That's good-hearted!" ”
Luo Yan said: "This is not the spring rain where the autumn wind comes from, otherwise how can the shrew and the fool have made a doll kiss since childhood?" It seems that this is fate, but this thing is a little new! ”
Meng Guoan said: "In short, the Tao family has done something new in this village, when Tao Qisheng's mother was killed by lightning when she hid under the willow tree by the river when it was raining, and his sister Min Fen was by his mother's side, and she became mute, and their three sisters and brothers were still young at that time. Tao Yuansheng never married a wife again, worked hard to raise three children, and the sisters got married one after another, and later Tao Qisheng married Qiu Lanzhi, who is a North Korean. Soon after Qiu Lanzhi passed the door, Tao Qisheng was invited to work as a carpenter outside the mountain, but as soon as he came back, his father Tao Vision suddenly disappeared, saying that he went out to work, and now more than 20 years have passed, and his whereabouts are still unknown. ”
Luo Yan asked: "Most people in the village know about this, do you mean that there is something wrong here?" ”
Meng Guoan smiled and didn't speak.
But his sly smile led to speculation.
Meng Guoan, who has no grudges and no enmity with the Tao family, loves to play with right and wrong and opens a past that is almost dusty-
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