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The king is bored.

Lord Lider took a dragon, Yang Liulang and auxiliary soldiers to the downstream early in the morning, and he also wanted to build a wooden village there. The stuffy guy can't ride a horse, and he has ended up on an errand to take care of the house. Only a few soldiers and a few orphans remained in the battalion.

The stuffy guy grabbed the orphan fourth, "Come, play a game of wolf eating babies!" ”

The fourth broke free from the big claws of the stuffy egg, "No! It's no fun playing with you! ”

The stuffy man wandered around the palm-sized camp alone, looking up at the sky, time passed too slowly!

The fourth orphan ran over at the stuffy guy, and the stuffy guy grinned, "Boy, do you want to play wolf and eat babies?" ”

The fourth shouted loudly, "A raft from upstream!" ”

"The thieves are here again?" , the stuffy man pondered and ordered, "Close the door and go to the wall, talk to the master with the walkie-talkie, transfer the cavalry, and you can come back in two quarters of an hour!" ”

The fourth child hurriedly said: "The radio boss is carrying it!" I wasn't in the camp last night. ”

The sullen man glared at the fourth child, "What's the panic, isn't it just a raft, follow me to the wall to take a look first." ”

The stuffy man went up to the camp wall, and saw a thick pile of reeds floating in the river, and on the reeds stood three stout men, stepping on leather boots, wearing trousers, naked, with a strange hairstyle, the hair on the top was shaved off, bangs on the forehead, and a few short braids on the back of the head.

"This person is too poor, he doesn't even have a sheepskin raft, and he is pitiful to set up a straw raft!" The stuffy man said to the orphans and soldiers around him.

The raft landed firmly in front of the camp, and the three men jumped down and rushed to the camp gate with excitement and shouted.

"What are they shouting?" The stuffy asked the person next to him.

One of the soldiers replied, "Captain Huiyu, it's Mongolian." Do not understand. ”

The official position of the stuffy guy is the head nurse of Lord Lidel, although the team members are also the stuffy guys, but the rank is there.

The three people outside shouted more and more excitedly, and they also took off the bow and arrow behind their backs to draw by Bibi.

The fourth said: "Look at it like this, I'm afraid it's a battle!" ”

The stuffy guy scratched his head, "So what should we do?" ”

The soldier replied, "It's better to keep the door closed and wait for the horses to come back." ”

The sullen immediately agreed, "Okay, just do as you say!" Hang the free battle high, go and hang up the free battle card. ”

The soldier was embarrassed, "Captain, we don't have that thing." ”

The stuffy man was surprised, "Don't you want to be exempt from the war?" After thinking about it again, "It's okay, you have ambition!" The soldiers are coming, open the door and I will go out to meet the thief! ”

The soldier hurriedly stopped the stuffy egg, "Captain, the war-free cards are only available in the play, just ignore them, why don't you shoot a few arrows and drive people away?" ”

When the sullen man heard this, he was anxious, "What is this!" When the thief comes, it's just a matter of hanging up the war card. If you don't fight, you won't talk, and you won't be looked down upon! Open the door under the wall! ”

The soldiers still wanted to dissuade him, and the sullen stared, "Are you the captain hungry or the captain?" Hungry asks you, what is the crime of not obeying military orders? ”

The soldiers hurriedly did not dare to speak.

The stuffy man took his hoe, walked to the gate of the camp, thought about what was wrong, and said to the soldier, "As soon as you go out hungry, close the door and shout and cheer on the wall." If you are hungry, you won't be able to open the door, and if you lose, you won't be able to open the door whether you starve or die! ”

The soldiers obeyed the order.

The stuffy man thought about what the camp battle should be like, and suddenly let go of his throat at the wooden camp door and shouted in a high-pitched voice,

"Two wolf-mountain-,

"Kill-Hu-Er-ah,

"The earth moves,

"Mountain--shake--."

The soldiers just opened the camp gate a crack, and the stuffy man dodged out of the door, and with a "bang" he put the camp gate on top of his back.

It should be a common name, but if the two sides don't understand each other, they won't toss. The stuffy man pointed to the tallest of the three people opposite, strode up and slashed with a hoe.

The man was originally wielding a big bow, but when he saw someone coming out, he just wanted to speak, but when he saw someone coming out, he cut it head-on without saying a word, so he hurriedly raised the big bow to parry.

The stuffy guy has no martial arts, it all depends on his strength, and the so-called one force will drop ten. The opponent actually wants to fight with himself, so come on!

With a "ping", the opponent's bow broke, and the stuffy man's hoe became two.

The stuffy man roared, shook off half of the stick, and pounced with both hands outstretched.

The opponent stepped back, stabbed his horse, and opened his arms to brake quietly.

The two immediately scuffled together.

It's "scuffle", and that's the only word that's appropriate.

They started scuffling on the ground, then they rode and scuffled with each other, and then rolled on the ground and wrestled......

The orphans on the camp wall shouted and cheered for the stuffy eggs, and the soldiers watched nervously at the two thieves who did not participate in the battle, and secretly put their arrows on their bows under the cover of the camp wall.

The two of them rolled over a meal, and the stuffy man gradually ran out of strength, took advantage of the situation to push the opponent away, panted and said, "Wait a minute, rest for a while......"

The opponent was also panting like a cow, and he actually dodged, spread his limbs on his back to the sky, and moaned in his mouth and stopped pounced.

The stuffy man gasped for a moment, and suddenly said, "Hey, can you understand the hungry talk?" ”

The opponent snorted vaguely in response.

The stuffy asked tentatively, "What's your name?" ”

"Battle". The opponent replied in a thick Mongolian dialect.

The stuffy man licked his thirsty mouth and said, "Battle, have you eaten?" Why don't we eat and then continue fighting? ”

"Okay." Battle replied.

The stuffy egg staggered to his feet, walked to the camp wall and shouted, "Hang down a basket of boiled wild duck eggs for the hungry, and a hungry nephrite water skin." ”

There are orphans who do it right now. The stuffy "nephrite water skin bag" is the plastic ziplock bag that Lord Lidel gave him.

Battle had already pulled out his fried millet and ate it with water, and the stuffy man walked over and sat down beside him with his own food.

In front of the "two armies", something strange happened.

"The surname Ba, what do you eat?"

Battle glanced at the sullen egg, "I'm not surnamed Ba!" ”

"And what's your last name?"

"We Mongolians only have a first name, no surname."

"Oh, who did you learn Chinese with?"

"I've been there since I was a kid."

"Where are you?"

"Kill the tiger's mouth outside the black river."

"Your fried millet is delicious, I haven't eaten millet for a long time when I've been hungry, I'm hungry and exchange duck eggs for some millet for you, okay?"

"No change! Here you go, it's not enough! "Battle grabbed a handful of fried millet seeds.

"If you don't change it, you won't change it, you can eat these duck eggs as you like!"

"You, the ...... That one...... Transparent bag bag ......", Battle pointed to the plastic ziplock bag of the stuffy egg.

The stuffy man glanced at his nephrite water skin sac, and said proudly, "Lord Lidel is hungry!" You see, with a finger, it doesn't leak...... I'm hungry to tell you, don't look at your strength, you're not an opponent at all. Hungry had a fight with Lord Lidel, and before he could make a move, he was knocked down by the master. ”

"How old is you?"

"It's not the hungry man, it's the hungry Lidel Ye."

"What is Lidel?"

"Lidel is ...... It is...... The hungry listened to him. ”

"And what's your tribe's name?"

"Tribes? ......, called ironwood, means cloth that cannot be torn. ”

"It sounds like Mongolian, Lidel is a Mongolian, isn't it?"

"No, you Mongolians don't even have a surname, and the hungry Lidel's surname is Sun."

"My ancestor's surname is Liu."

"Are you Han?"

"I'm not Han, I'm a Tumut. The ancestors were Han Chinese, and they couldn't survive in the mouth, so they went outside the mouth to farm. ”

"Your ancestors are Han, you can also speak Chinese, how can you not be Han!"

"The Ming government does not allow us to be Han Chinese. The Ming government said that we entered Tumut, and it had nothing to do with the Han people. ”

"Isn't that nonsense! Are you Han people set by the blood of your ancestors, and if his government says no, it's not? ”

"In the Year of the Dragon, the Chahar people went to war with Harashen, Tumut, and Ordos, and our family went to the mouth of the Ming Kingdom to avoid trouble. The government at the pass did not let us in, and my father did not recognize us as Han Chinese even though his head was bleeding. Since then, our whole family has sworn that we will always be Tumertes. ”

"Alas, the way of the world...... What kind of crops did your family grow on the banks of the Black River? ”

"We grow millet, buckwheat, sheep, and horses."

"Is the rent high?"

"The old Khan of Tumut collected a low rent, but unfortunately Chahar defeated our Tumut, and the land could not be planted. We came here to farm without paying rent, but we have to pay a ransom to you, why do you cut off the hostages' ears after we pay the ransom? If we don't eat it, we'll fight until one of us dies! ”

The stuffy man suddenly understood.

"Lao Liu, you misunderstood, we didn't cut off your ears!"

"I'm not surnamed Liu! My name is Battle! I am a heroic Tumert! You are talking nonsense, the children who cut off their ears are dead! ”

"Okay, okay, you are a Tumut, the Tumut are the Mongols, the Mongols are the Hu people, the Hu people talk nonsense, you are the nonsense. We've only been here for two days, and we haven't had time to cut off your ears. It must have been your heroic Tumert who had his ears cut off by the furry thief on the other side, and he couldn't beat the hairy thief to run to us. ”

"We didn't mess around, although our twelve Tumut tribes are gone, but our Tumut Batel will definitely avenge our children to the last drop of blood!"

"It's not nonsense, don't you think hungry like a person who cuts off a child's ear?"

"No, but we've already paid the ransom, why do you cut off your child's ear?"

"Hungry lord, hungry knows what a nonsense I'll say it again when I'm hungry, and if you don't understand, we'll continue to fight! Pointing across the river, the sullen said, "There's a gang of bandits there, and they've cut off your children's ears!" They stole our mules, and we're about to get rid of them! ”

"What is a removal?"

"That's it...... Kill, kill! ”

"You're going to kill this group of bandits just for a mule?"

"You're finally right!"

"Your tribe is as brave as the wolves of the steppe, can we join you?"

"Lao Liu, do you mean to join us to fight bandits, or join our tribe?"

"Either way. Only the brave tribes of the steppe can survive. If your tribe defeats us, we can join your Ironwood tribe. If we defeat you, you will join our tribe of Tumut. ”

"Are there many people in your tribe?"

Battle tried to count his fingers a few times and said, "There are many, many of us who can't be counted, they ride horses, and they will be there at noon!" ”

The stuffy man hurriedly said, "Let's join forces to get rid of the bandits, the matter of joining your tribe is not hungry." ”

Battle: "Okay! ”