Chapter 008: The Origin of Wen Hou's Name

"No!"

At this time, the only one who will openly roar the hall is naturally our Xie Zuo Xie Daguan. In fact, at this moment, he was already in tears in his heart - why don't you play your cards according to common sense?

You must know that Xie Zuo is now playing the only reader present. Don't you want to ask the opinions of the readers about this kind of thing? Or, since you don't need to consult yourself, ask me to come over and dry my hair? Co-authored to see if you can act?

The crux of the matter is that Xie Zuo, who has a face, doesn't care, but once Lu Liang really opens Chrysostom, it is not good to say that Wen Hou will have no chance with the name Lu Bu from now on, and his own task will be judged to be a failure? This is the result that Xie Zuowan can't accept!

The moment Xie Zuo's words landed, all the soldiers stopped eating and drinking at the same time, and they all looked at Xie Zuo in amazement, the room was silent, and the needle could be heard.

Who are you, you? The people present are all generals with military positions, don't look at eating and drinking informally, but there are rules in front of the captain. A small engaged dare to roar on the spot, really how can I have no one in the army?

Among the military, it has always been important to emphasize military force over literature, and the situation is especially serious in places like Wuyuan, an important border town. Xie Zuo held a position, the full name of which is the history of the Frontier Paperwork, and his responsibilities are document exchanges, investigation of illegality, etc. But in fact, as a civilian official with no military power and no picket power, he has never been looked at by the military and Han people, and his real work is quite a lot of copying some military Chinese books, and he has almost no right to speak, and he has always been like a little transparent. To put it mildly, if it weren't for Lu Liang's respect for him, Xie Zuo wouldn't even be able to enter the door of this chamber!

Xie Zuo also saw that something was wrong at this time. He meowed one by one without speaking, staring at himself as if he was going to eat people, if he didn't understand that the situation was wrong, he would have wasted the experience he had worked hard in the workplace for many years. But the words have already come out, and it is too late to say anything at this time, so I have to hold on hard!

Just as Xie Zuo Khan was raining down, the deadlock in the field was finally broken. The bald man named Donkey Egg earlier took the lead and couldn't hold it back, jumped up, pointed at Xie's left nose and scolded:

"What are you? The captain is named, and it's your turn to put your beak here? ”

"Yes, what a heroic character the captain is, the name he takes has his own prestige, what do you know about a sour Confucian!" Not to be outdone, the other aluminum ingot jumped up in solidarity with Scarface, while not forgetting to slap Scarface.

The opening of these two people set off a wave of condemnation of Xie Zuo, and in an instant, there was chaos in the hall, and all kinds of people jumped out and pointed at Xie Zuo and scolded, and there was a posture of rolling up his sleeves and starting to do if he didn't agree!

At this time, Xie Zuo was like a flat boat in a storm, and he had already lost his ground. How did Nima come to this place? I thought it was just a simple task, a matter of a few words, how did it turn into a condemnation conference?

Just as the sweat was like a slurry, a voice saved Xie Zuo.

"Xie Zhizhi, do you think that Wu'er should be named Lu ...... Cloth? Can you solve Lu's confusion, what is the interpretation of cloth words? ”

As soon as these words came out, the tense atmosphere in the field was suddenly relaxed. Without him, the captain spoke, who would dare to make a mistake?

Xie Zuo wiped the sweat from his forehead and sat back on the felt. Lu Yuan spoke, and finally avoided being eaten alive by the soldiers on the spot. But how to answer next made his heart tighten up all of a sudden.

What is the meaning of cloth characters, how does he know this? Xie Zuo's knowledge of ancient Chinese was limited to the level of middle school textbooks, and most of it was returned to the Chinese teacher. Let him hypothetically say a few half-literary ancient sayings can still make do, and you let him say the words of the text? I'm afraid it's not as easy as letting Lu Bu embroider.

Xie Zuo's mind turned. If you can't answer this question well, it annoys Lu Yuan for a small matter, and the task failure is a big matter. This is just a trial mission, if you can't even pass this level, let alone anything else? Pretending to hold a wine glass to moisten his throat, his eyes were rolling around, and his mind was desperately trying to figure out how to speak.

Xie Zuo pretended to lower his head and stroke his long beard, but he inadvertently saw the green cloth robe he was wearing, and he couldn't help but have a flash of inspiration in his mind, and coughed lightly: "Dare to ask the captain, where was it placed when Lin'er was born?" ”

Lu Liang was inexplicable, "Naturally, it is placed in swaddling clothes!" ”

Xie Zuo slapped his thigh, "Ah! The swaddling natural soft cloth is made, born in the swaddling clothes, and is called cloth, is it not in accordance with the will of heaven? ”

Before Lu Liang could speak, the donkey man reacted quickly, and slapped a few shorter: "Bah! Swear black is white.! According to this statement, shouldn't all newborn babies be named cloth? It's just a mouthful! ”

With a buffer, Xie Zuo's thoughts gradually became clearer, and he heard what the donkey man said, but he was not in a hurry: "No, no, no!" What the right person said is only a citation. ”

He took another sip of wine, got up and shook his head and said: "The clothier, the one who distributes and distributes it widely, which means to set foot in all directions." A good man should travel thousands of miles, this is the meaning of the grand will, and this is one of them. ”

There was barely some truth in these words, and everyone in the hall seemed to agree, and they all sat back in their seats, no longer interjecting, and instead bowed their heads in contemplation.

At this time, Xie Zuo became more and more confident, and continued: "The clothier, the currency is also a source of wealth. Although the captain is a hero, but Qian Bao can pass through ghosts and gods, ghosts and gods are not afraid, and they are naturally broad-minded, so why should they be secret? That's the second one! ”

Since the Zhou Dynasty, cloth and currency have been connected, and Xie Zuo's words are not wrong, and even made many people nod slightly after hearing it.

"The third one, the people who were generals in ancient times, and most of the people named 'cloth' were fierce generals, Yingbu, Jibu, Luanbu, all of them were heroes for a while. Captain Lin'er, in the future, will naturally inherit his father's will and immediately take the title of marquis. If you choose the name 'cloth', you will definitely be a hero of the world, a towering figure! ”

Speaking of this, he looked at the crowd in the audience and smiled: "There are these three, the son of the captain, who is the 'cloth'?" In the future, it is not a problem to pay homage to the prime minister! Congratulations to the school captain first! ”

In the final analysis, this half-understood nonsense is to bully these military men for not reading much. If there is really a scholar here, he will definitely be smacked in the face. What the hell is going on?

Fortunately, no one paid attention to the far-fetched words in Xie Zuo's words, and after listening to Xie Zuo's explanation, most of the people in the room nodded yes, and those who didn't nod were also closing their eyes and thinking hard, and they didn't mean to object.

Lu Yuan, who was on the top, frowned, and then stretched until he laughed, his face full of joy: "Okay! Good! Good! From today onwards, my son will be called Lu Bu! Boo'er, good! Ha ha! ”

Hearing this, Xie Zuo's hanging heart finally let go. Fang just talked nonsense, but in fact, he kept sweating in his heart. Especially for the last reason, several people who seem to be famous cloth did not end well. As for whether Lu Yuan believes his nonsense or not, only God knows!

Fortunately, as Lu Yuan's words fell, a line of text also appeared in Xie Zuo's mind:

"Mission complete, automatic return after 10 seconds."