Chapter 007: The Story of the Cuckold
Just when Xie Zuo was speechless, there was a rush of footsteps outside the door, and then a male voice sounded outside the door: "Xie Zhi, can you freshen up?" Captain Lu is still waiting for you in the conference hall! ”
Get! The mission is now underway! Anyway, it's good to catch the ducks on the shelves, the matter has come to this, and the only way to hold on is to hold on. Let's take it one step at a time!
Look at your own body, the wide robe and long gown on the right side of the placket, typical of a scribe's dress. The fingers were slender but not thick, and it seemed that they were accustomed to holding a pen and paper rather than a sword, and as for the length of the three long whiskers under the chin, it was estimated that there must be thirty upwards. Obviously, he is now playing the role of a middle-aged swordsman in the army.
After calming down and coughing lightly, Xie Zuo cleared his throat, took a few steps forward to open the door, and said in a deliberately low voice: "I'm ready, I have to lead the way." ”
Standing at the door was a young man dressed in light armor and a soldier, and when he heard Xie Zuo's words, he didn't say much, simply saluted, turned around and strode away. Xie Zuo took a deep breath, suppressed his apprehension, and stepped to follow.
When you get out of the door, you can see the low houses made of rammed loess, neatly arranged quite densely, not so much a house as a barracks. Xie Zuo followed the young soldier and walked through the passage deliberately set aside between the rammed-earth houses, and soon came to a house that was obviously much taller than the others.
Although it is still dominated by rammed earth, it is different from the low tofu blocks of other houses, and there is obviously a distinction between gatehouses, lintels, and painted eaves, and even for ventilation, the shape of carved windows is deliberately erected with square large wood at a position three feet above the ground. This alone makes the pattern rise all of a sudden.
When they reached the door, the young soldier stopped moving forward, and only stretched out his hand sideways to make a gesture of invitation. Xie Zuo knew that this should be the location of the meeting hall in the other party's mouth, so he exhaled turbid air and pushed the door into the main hall.
As soon as I entered the door, a wave of heat and noise rushed in. Before he could see the situation in the room, a heroic voice sounded: "Xie Zhi is here just in time!" Today is my big day for Lu, and I am about to sum up with you, thank you and take a seat! ”
Xie Zuo raised his head when he heard this, and the indoor situation was in full view.
It was a rather spacious hall, but it was not empty, because in addition to a wide table in the center, there were seven or eight felts on both sides of the floor, and the felt was almost full of people, all of whom were men with rough faces and strong bodies. There was a low table in front of everyone, on which were placed barbecue meat, wine bottles and other things, and the big men were happily eating meat and drinking, ignoring Xie Zuo's meaning at all. Just look at the fact that they are still wearing heavy armor when they eat and drink, and their identity is self-evident.
On the top of the wide table, there was also a big man with thick eyebrows and big eyes. This person is only wearing civilian clothes, but even so, compared with others, he still looks more majestic, and has an indescribable momentum, and there is a majesty in his gestures, which is quite heartbreaking.
The big man pointed to a spare blanket under him with one hand, and held an infant baby in the other. The baby should have just been born, and the corners of his eyes had not yet opened. But judging by its size, it is about the size of an ordinary child about one year old, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a giant baby!
Looking at the baby in Dahan's hand, Xie's left eyeball shrank suddenly. If you guessed correctly, the first big man is Captain Lu Lianglu, and the baby he is holding in his hand is naturally the first fierce general of the Three Kingdoms in the future, Wenhou Lu Bu!
Looking left and right, this posture is obviously to discuss the rhythm of the banquet, and it is a reason to talk about things at the wine table in later generations. Xie Zuo understood the rules, the leader didn't speak, and his subordinates should be silent, so he hurriedly arched his hand casually, lowered his head and walked straight to the seat pointed out by Lu Liang, and sat down.
Lu Liang, who was at the top, was obviously in a good mood, but he waited for Xie Zuo to sit down, picked up the wine bottle in front of him, bowed to the left and right, and said loudly: "Everyone, listen to a certain word!" ”
The leader spoke, and the next crowd consciously stopped eating and drinking. But seeing Lu Liang's face full of joy, he said in a manly voice: "As everyone knows, Lu Mou has four before, all of which are baby girls. Only today, my wife gave birth to Lin'er for me, and since then there are successors to the Lu family! This is a great joy from heaven, and a certain desire to rejoice with all the soldiers. Pass on my general order, today to all the soldiers to give wine and meat, except for the rotating soldiers, the rest of the people, etc., can get drunk! ”
Hearing what Lu Liang said, the generals on both sides took the lead and congratulated loudly, and then cheered loudly. You must know that they are in this place, it is a bitter cold place in the five plains, and the soldiers guarding the town are extremely difficult, and there is no entertainment on weekdays, and the only pleasure is to drink a little wine. It's a pity that in the army, the law is strict, and drinking alcohol is usually prohibited. Today, with the promise of the school captain, you can get drunk, why don't you rejoice?
After the cheers of the crowd stopped, Lu Liang's heroic voice sounded again: "Lu is happy to be Lin'er, in order to inherit the incense of my Lu family, I should take a well-known name for it, so as not to fall into the prestige of the Lu family." You are all the pillars of our army, I don't know if you have any suggestions? ”
Xie Zuo, who had been watching silently with his head down, couldn't help but feel his heart skip a beat when he heard this. Let's just say it! How could the system give such a nonsensical task? It turned out to be here!
Following this line of thought, the task clues suddenly became clear and clear! As expected, Daddy Lu Bu would ask everyone in the audience for their opinions, and he played the role of the only scribe present! The status of ancient scholars has always been very high, and when they choose such an elegant thing, who do they not look for themselves? When the time comes, you only need to find a few reasons at random, saying that the name Lu Bu is the best, can these rude military men still refute the scribes, right?
Thinking of this, Xie Zuo's heart instantly settled. Looking around the room, the old god leaned back on the ground, closed his eyes and thought about how to arrange it later.
"What's so hard about that!" To Xie Zuo's surprise, Lu Liang's voice fell, and a bald man with a scar in the corner of his eye sitting diagonally opposite stood up and shouted:
"The captain gave birth to Lin'er, which is naturally gratifying! According to a certain opinion, if it is not named Birthday, what if? ”
Xie Zuo's eyes widened, and he almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood. Lu Dan? Donkey eggs? I see you got kicked in the head by a donkey!
Without waiting for Xie Zuo's breath to come over, another horse-faced man stood up and shouted: "It's not proper!" Today's Shuoyue is a rare time for the five plains to be stable, and the captain is now in Lin'er, and his heart is naturally settled, so if he is called Lu Ding! ”
Aluminum ingots? Xie Zuo covered his forehead with his hand, and the black lines couldn't stop flowing down from his fingers. Well, it's better than a donkey's egg, how can you say it's the real economy, isn't it?
"No, no! Mao, grass and trees. Now we are thinking about it, but we should have the grand plan of expanding the border in our hearts, how can we only take care of that thought? I thought that the son of the school captain was named Lu Mao! ”
There was a tall and thin man who stood up, shook his head and talked eloquently, and even quoted scriptures. It's a pity that with the leftover wine stains on this chest, no matter how you look at it, there is a kind of monkey and crown rush.
Xie Zuo really didn't know what to say. Cuckold ...... That's right, think about Diao Chan, Wen Hou should have a lot of resentment towards his second father-in-law, Dong Feifei.
Sighing secretly, Xie Zuo felt that it was time for him to appear on the stage. If it's messy like this, something might pop up down there!
Before he spoke, Lu Liang, who was at the top, didn't know what to think, but he seemed to be moved, and said leisurely:
"Justified and justified! It's better to call my son Lu ......"
Before the words fell, only a terrible shout was heard, echoing in the hall:
"No ......!"