Twenty: To be a copycat, you also have to be careful

"Mr. Zhuge Buliang, the thief pretending to be you is inside, please go in and take a look."

"Okay, I just want to see who is so bold and dares to pretend to be me, please, Lord Taishou."

"Please!"

The faint sound outside the door made Ming Tian's eyebrows raise slightly.

It's good, it's reasonable, I've never seen anyone so brazen.

The creaking sound of the grease wooden door was as numbing as if a fingernail had been scratched across a blackboard.

The first person to come in was a man dressed in a red robe who was estimated to be 60 years old, but in ancient times, such a poor environment would make people look old, so it should actually be only about 40 years old.

He wears an ink-colored high-topped black veil on his head, which proves that this man in his 40s should be the Taishou of Douhu Prefecture City.

Behind him, he saw a young man dressed in mink fur, boots inlaid with agate, face like a crown of jade, and how gorgeous and gorgeous his whole body was.

This guy should be pretending to be me, but you're a bit too sloppy in this outfit, right?

It's not so much about clothes, in Mingtian's eyes, others are simply made with money!

The slightly narrowed eyes, the ruddy sigh of the lips and teeth, the signature bowed walking cavity of Kill Matt, and the gestures are full of thick and pungent ... Pretend to be a fan!

That's right, giving people the first impression that this person is hanging and bombing, and he is so cocky that he even wants to hang the three words hanging and bombing the sky directly on his face.

In contrast, now that Mingtian is prostrate on the ground, he is a living man called Hanako.

But to say handsome...... Ming Tian can't see where this knock-off is handsome, he can only say that his skin is good, and you are a good old man with a handle who actually puts on gouache?

His face looked like it was covered with plastic wrap and vegetable oil.

"Hmph." Pirated Zhuge Buliang glanced at Ming Tian, his nose was angry, and he let out a sneer.

"I thought it was someone pretending to be me, but I didn't expect it to be a stinky person who wants food, hey, stinky food, do you want to be ashamed? Do you know that the sky is high and the earth is thick? ”

As he spoke, the pirated goods rolled their eyes upward, as if they were disgusted to the extreme.

The Tai Shou Ye on the side respectfully bowed his head to the pirated Ming Tian and said, "Jun Ma Ye, look, how to deal with these thieves?" ”

This scene made Ming Tian, who was lying on the ground, feel sick.

It seems that the ID card is really the greatest invention in human history.

Ming Tian wanted to show the token, but he saw that he was too virtuous and dispelled this idea.

This is a prison, everyone is a person who is too guarded, and now if the copycat is exposed, then the Taishou is derelict in his duty, and the Taishou actually dares to put the county horse in prison, no matter how you think about it, it is a big crime to kill the head.

Officials, especially corrupt officials, don't need to say much about how many things they have done since ancient times, so if you show your token, Taishou will realize this.

If Taishou is a corrupt official, then, it is very likely that he will kill himself and the impostor together and eat this matter, anyway, the emperor is far away, and there is no monitoring in this year, so it can easily become a death case.

Fight like Kilkenny cats? Unless things don't turn around, Mingtian won't do such a stupid thing.

"This kind of garbage, deserve to die." Pirated Mingtian said this indifferently, did not make a sound, and made a "cut" gesture.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Taishou comprehended, and turned to the officers and soldiers next to him and shouted: "Come on, these thieves pretend to be county horses, they don't need to be tried, drag me out, and cut them directly!" ”

And so it was.

Ming Tian sighed and thought.

If I were you, and I caught someone impersonating me and thrown into prison like a beggar, I would never kill the impostor.

Why? Because it means that I am famous! Are you pretending to be me advertising in disguise? Who doesn't like to be famous?

Moreover, pretending to be me to eat mixed food, and still like a beggar, it shows that he is really desperate, and he is still killing people at this time, which is too cruel.

This is the essential difference between you, a high-end copycat, and my deity.

Since you are so cruel in doing this, then you must be prepared for what will happen after being exposed, in that case, you are welcome.

Being erected by two soldiers, Ming Tian shook his head helplessly, and finally made a sound.

"That's right, I'm a fake, but I don't think you're really Zhuge Liang!" Ming Tian's voice was very loud, deliberately so that the guards outside the door could also hear it.

At this time, you must not show the evidence that you are really Zhuge Buliang, otherwise you will probably die with him!

The right thing to do, it's easy!

Ming Tian's words obviously angered Taishou, and he saw that his beard exploded like a frightened cat, and he stepped forward and raised his hand to slap him!

"Bold! Despicable thief, when death is imminent, you still want to bewitch the public? It's not that Zhuge is not bright, so can you tell me where Zhuge is not bright? ”

Saying that, Taishou seemed to be flattering the copycat, waved his long sleeves, and put on a two-sleeved breeze: "As we all know, four days ago, Zhuge Buliang relied on delicious food in Sumen Town, plus his peerless handsome appearance, to capture the heart of the county lord, and the day before yesterday, he passed by our Douhu Prefecture City and stayed as a guest, how can he be discredited by a despicable villain like you?!" ”

The copycat listened to it, and was quite useful, holding his head high proudly, and brushing his sideburns a few times, obviously his hair could not be washed because there was no soap, and the oil could be fried chicken legs.

Load, load! I'll see how long you can pretend to be this force, Lao Tzu will surprise you and cool you right away!

Ming Tian cleared his throat and said lightly: "But everyone knows that when Zhuge Buliang left Sumen Town, the county lord of Jiangmen specially sent a deputy general as a bodyguard, this person's name is An Luo, he is the commander of the Earthquake Wind Army of the Di Clan, his natural divine power, the air covers the mountains and rivers, and there is a husband who has the courage to open the ten thousand people, if you really want to kill me, you can die in the hands of such fierce generals, and the villain will die without regrets." ”

When the impostor heard this, there was still a calm on his face, his eyes widened, fine beads of sweat appeared on his forehead, and even his breathing began to be a little disordered.

Speaking of which, how powerful is Ming Tian's observation of words? How can this little detail escape the eyes of the law?

Load! Then load! I'll see how long you can pretend to be this.

The guards on the side listened, and also sent a puzzled look to the impostor.

Ming Tianqiang, who retained the big move, couldn't help but smile, and pretended to be righteous and said to Taishou: "Lord Taishou, I can't hide it, the villain is pretending to be a county horse, first, the villain is poor and really unable to survive, and second, he also worships the county horse too much, please read the face of the villain's heart, fulfill me, and let me die in the hands of An Luo!" ”

Speaking of this, Taishou was also panicked, he hurriedly ran to the impostor, and asked timidly: "Master Junma?" Where is General Anroku now? Why are you here and I haven't seen him show up? ”

When Ming Tian deliberately mentioned Anluo, he used the word that everyone knew instead of heard, so that even if Taishou didn't know, he couldn't say anything.

This is an inducement in the negotiation law, and when the other party is not sure whether the other party knows this information, it is forcibly instilled in the other party in this way, and even if the other party does not know, the other party will pretend to know in order to save face.

And now it's ancient times, if he dares to say that he doesn't know, it's also a big sin! It shows that you are too conservative and negligent in government affairs. Of course, if he knew this message himself, it would sound like nothing more than a very respectful and ordinary sentence.

"This..."The impostor obviously began to speak, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Ah, Lord Taishou, I can't hide it, Anluo is infected with the wind and cold, and he can't see people, so I didn't let him show up." ”

"Oh, I see..."

"Really?" Without giving Taishou a chance to reply, Ming Tian interjected: "I heard that An Luo was born brave, he is the god of war, and he has never been sick since he was a child, how could it be so unfortunate?" ”

"Thisβ€”" The imposter had a visibly nervous look on his face.

I saw beads of sweat the size of dripping beans dripping like rain, and I obviously couldn't answer anymore.

When the Taishou next to him heard this, he couldn't help but show suspicious eyes.

After a moment, the impostor shouted angrily, "Bold! What does it matter to you, you thief, where you are? What qualifications do you have to know? Come on, drag it out and cut it! ”

The two soldiers were ordered, no longer verbose, and prepared to drag Mingtian and An out.

Seeing that the disaster of killing his head was imminent, Ming Tian smiled.

"Wait."

Sure enough, as Ming Tian expected, Taishou stopped the soldiers, and a pair of treacherous and cunning eyes were full of two words at this moment: doubt!

"Taishou-sama, what do you mean by that?" The imposter was visibly panicked and swallowed again and again.

Taishou is not an idiot, killing these two thieves is small, but if the entertainer is a fake county horse, this is a big deal!

You must know that his hospitality to the county horse is known all over the city, this can't be hidden, if the person in front of him is really not the county horse, then the best way to deal with it is to expose it, otherwise it will be exposed in the future, and the lightest will be unsafe.

"Lord Junma, it has been two days since you came to Douhu Prefecture City, and it was my dereliction of duty that I failed to meet Lord Anluo, please take me to meet him, so that I can do the friendship of the landlord." That being said, there was already murderous intent in Taishou's mouth.

"Iβ€”" The imposter was like gold paper at the moment, and he couldn't say half a word.

Ming Tian on the side couldn't help but want to laugh when he looked like a bear.

It's almost time for the final blow.

Ming Tian interjected at this time: "Lord Taishou, are you suspicious of Lord Junma just now?" Suspicion of the county horse, this is a crime of deception. ”

As soon as he said this, Tai Shou's face turned white.

I was looking at the imposter, as if I was relieved, and I was about to say something.

But Ming Tian is not the kind of idiot who will give people a chance to breathe, and he spoke up first.

"It's not easy for Korima-sama to prove himself? Why bother? Suwen Junma's cooking skills are unparalleled in the world, otherwise he would not have captured the heart of the world's first beauty Jiangmen County Lord, and the villain happens to know a little about the craftsmanship of Ku Ding, so it is better to let Lord Taishou be the referee, let the people be the audience, let's compare. Isn't it a good way for you to prove your innocence and to show the world how you cook? ”

Boy, you're a copycat of me, aren't you? I'll let you die today to understand, the cottage also has to be careful!

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