"Well, crossing, ancient, pretending to be forced, picking up girls, hooking up with women's clothing bosses, killing bandits, and now I'm still in prison, I think my life is perfect, so I'd better die soon."

As he spoke, Ming Tian prepared to hit the mud wall of the prison.

Seeing this, An Luo, who was in the same cell, hurriedly grabbed Mingtian with a bear hug.

"Brother Mingtian, I can't help it! You're the county horse's handpick! If you commit suicide here, it will be a great disrespect to the emperor! ”

"Fuck off! Lao Tzu is no longer alive! Let me go! ”

Fortunately, An Luo was seriously injured, and now he has no strength, Ming Tian easily broke free from his bear hug, otherwise with his strength, wouldn't he really be killed in his arms, and his intestines were all taken out by him?

After Ming Tian fell to the ground, he knelt on the ground in despair, feeling bitter in his heart.

What the hell is this place? Am I crossing again? Antiquity, right?

I thought I knew everything wrong in historical novels and TV dramas, but how could there be such a disgusting and outrageous place?

This is the prison? No one believes it, right?

The prison in the TV series is full of thick wooden sticks as railings, a skylight, loess walls on all sides, and the ground is full of straw? It gives people a feeling of being backward.

Now it seems that the TV series really can't be believed!

What the hell is this?

It's okay to and pee all in one bucket. Why is the ground full of thick feces and urine? Is your way of dealing with feces and urine just falling to the ground? So why do you need that bucket? You guys make the floor out of and pee? You can sink into it even if you walk and step on it...... What about cleaners? Dead and dead?

And what about the railings that are said to be good? Where is it? How is there only a wooden door as thick as a fist? Where's the skylight? Where is the straw on the ground?

Do you know that there is no ventilation here! It stinks! Stinky spicy eyes! Is the thatched pit better than here? If you fall while walking, you really eat! Please, anyone can kill me, kill me!

Mingtian is completely devastated, how smelly is this cell? Take the facts as an example:

When he first entered the cell, Ming Tian, who was very attentive to the details, noticed that two flies flew in with him and An Luo, and these two flies were now on the ground next to them, fluttering their wings and cramping, and they were already dying.

Even flies can stink to death in this damn place!!

"Brother Mingtian, don't be discouraged, we still have hope."

An Luo comforted Ming Tian, who was almost collapsed, took out a token from his waist and handed it to Ming Tian.

Ming Tian glanced at this token made of pure gold, and there was a Xiao character engraved on it, and he didn't understand what it was.

"What the hell?" Ming Tian impatiently pushed away this broken brand, and now he just wanted to cry.

Mom, help me!

At this time, An Luo clearly imitated the previous speaking habit when Ming Tian was playing tricks, and stretched out a hand to rub his chin, as if he was still very proud.

"This is useful, this is the county lord's token, as soon as this token comes out, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty have to obey the order, as long as the Taishou sees this gold medal, he will definitely let us out."

"Oh, yes, that's great?" Ming Tian responded with interest, but as soon as he finished speaking, his mind suddenly became clouded like five thunderbolts.

"Wait... Wait... You say this...... What the hell is this sign? Ming Tian got up, although he couldn't see his face, he was sure that his eyes were about to burst out of his sockets now.

"The Lord's token? What's wrong? Being looked at like this by Ming Tian, An Luo was obviously a little frightened.

Mingtian, it really collapsed.

Token, the token of the lord of Jiangmen? This is the Lord's token?

You...

"You pig's head has a token, why don't you take it out earlier?!!!!!!"

Ming Tian roared like a Spartan warrior guarding the hot spring pass, almost bursting his lungs! So much so that the and urine bucket next to it was cracked by this roar.

In the next cell, listening to all this, Yin Chan slapped him on the forehead, as if he was sighing how stupid An Luo was.

An Luo was scolded by Ming Tian, and seemed to be very aggrieved and pouted. "I thought you knew I had a token, and I deliberately didn't say that I wanted to debunk the counterfeit."

Mingtian felt that everything was lost.

Oh my god, what kind of pig teammate did you arrange for me?

"How did I know you had a token?! Are you stupid? Do you think it's my turn? If I had my temper two years ago, I would have kicked you into the barrel of the cannon used to defend the city now, and then shot it out and blasted it into cannon fodder, and then used it to fertilize!! ”

"Cannons? What is that? An Luo, who had been scolded for a long time, couldn't tell the point, how powerful Ming Tian's mouth cannon was, he scolded with a crooked nose and a slanted mouth, like a child at a loss.

Oh, there are no cannons yet, that thing was invented at the end of the Tang Dynasty, so why should I complain about this in my heart? Still complaining about myself?

Ming Tian slapped himself fiercely.

"You still dare to talk back?" The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and after snatching the token, my fist was about to hit An Luo's head.

But thinking about the slap and kick he gave him two days ago, when he dealt with the bandits, he didn't react, and his hands and feet were swollen.

Mingtian, who had palpitations, pursed his lips and couldn't do it.

It's not unbearable, this mental retardation is like an iron beating, and I am also injured, won't my hand be broken if I am beaten this time?

Looking at the glittering token in his hand, Ming Tian really wanted to cry without tears.

Nima's trio can still be pitted by their teammates when they open the black, and do they put all the skill points on the muscles of this pig teammate? Is your brain all biceps shaped?

"Yes... I'm sorry, it's my fault. An Luo was like a child who had done something wrong, his index fingers kept spinning, and he sat aside and didn't dare to make a sound.

Ming Tian couldn't help but sigh when he saw him like this.

Big brother, don't sit on the ground, okay? It's all!

"Alas, forget it, there's no way to do it now, I'll put this thing here for the time being, and I'll return it to you when I get out of Douhu Prefecture City." With a sigh, Ming Tian put away the token, and his brain had already begun to work rapidly.

Now that we are in this field, it is not necessarily a bad thing.

Someone pretended to be himself and got along with the city's guard, which shows that the matter of his own settlement of the county lord has begun to spread.

This is just right, I want to see, who ate the ambitious leopard and dared to copy me? I see that you are the birthday boy hanged himself, and he is impatient!

As long as you let me out, even if you pull me out and cut off my head, I want you to look good.

With this in mind, Mingtian began to calculate any situation that might occur.

Two hours later.

The cell that was so smelly that there were no flies was almost about to smoke Ming Tian to death, when an unexpected pager suddenly came from outside the door.

"Taishou-sama arrives~"

Here's your chance!!

Mingtian, who realized this, hurriedly hugged An Luo's face and warned, "Wait a minute, don't do stupid things to me like reminding me to show my token!" If I don't allow you to speak, you won't speak! If we say the wrong thing, we're all going to die here, you know?! ”

"Ming...... I see! Anxious to make up for his mistakes, An Luo nodded like a duck.

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