130: A grass head that can kill a pig
As a result, nothing was accomplished overnight.
dragged his tired body to the kitchen, Ming Tian couldn't wait to slap himself.
I slept with Xinzhu all night, but I told her a story all night, and I didn't do anything, did my brain go into rice milk?
Alas~
"I heard that someone collapsed the bamboo wall of my bathhouse last night, did you do it?" As soon as I entered the kitchen, there was a crimson shadow.
But seeing that it was early, Wei Jingjing was already waiting in the kitchen, holding her chest, as if she had been waiting for a long time.
It's just that her pair of upright jade rabbits are too big, so it's not so much about hugging her chest as it is about standing with her chest up, and she couldn't help but swallow her saliva when she saw Ming Tian.
"No... It's not me, it's not with me. You look for Ann to fall. "Ming Tian was very decisive in selling Anluo.
Sighing, Wei Jingjing seemed to be a little unhappy, but she seemed to accept her fate: "Forget it, the wall is old enough, it's time to change, I won't pursue it." ”
Ming Tian pursed his lips and just nodded.
Her posture of holding her chest was too prominent to highlight the arc of the jade rabbit, and Ming Tian couldn't take his eyes off it.
"Hey, is it pretty? Why don't you just touch it twice? Noticing Ming Tian's gaze, Wei Jingjing's eyes narrowed slightly, and she sneered.
"Huh? May I? ”
"Of course not!!" Wei Jingjing roared angrily, and couldn't say a word that Ming Tian choked.
"Enough of it, can you cook? What are you going to do? ”
Turning his gaze away, Ming Tian coughed twice: "I don't know, just do two." ”
I can't look at it, this girl's curves are so attractive, she looks so beautiful, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it if I look at it twice.
Moreover, Ming Tian was actually a little resentful of what she told Xinzhu about the traverser, and he didn't want to talk nonsense with her.
Wei Jingjing watched Ming Tian put the wok on it, snorted coldly, and called, "Xiaofei, come and help." ”
"Come on!"
Yun Yufei's cheerful voice came from outside the door.
Soon, this little girl with pink hair who looked like a rural non-mainstream, but was very innocent and cute, jumped in.
Wei Jingjing angrily pointed at Xiao Fei with her thumb and said, "Xiao Fei supervises you to cook." ”
Supervise?
These words made Ming Tian a little hairy, and he threw a shovel into the pot and scolded: "Damn, Lao Tzu's cooking skills still need to be supervised?" ”
Wei Jingjing didn't speak, just looked at Ming Tian coldly, and Xiao Fei on the side smiled heartlessly and came up and patted her shoulder and said, "Okay, don't be angry, I'm actually an assistant." ”
This woman looks very beautiful, why do you make things difficult for me everywhere?
If it weren't for Yun Yufei listening to what she was saying, Ming Tian would have stopped throwing the pot early.
It's a big deal to use the Great Healing Technique, can you use this kind of qi? Lao Tzu's cooking has not been supervised. Knowing that I'm a traverser or asking someone to supervise me? Don't think that you are awesome if you wear the second generation, to put it bluntly, you are also indigenous.
"Whatever you want, you'll have to cook me something good anyway, but in case you're an idiot, I'd better warn you first."
With a finger like a shallot, Wei Jingjing's face exuded a cold air that was almost visible to the naked eye.
"The last traverser who cooked for us, I don't know if it's because I just crossed over or read too much novels, I think I'm the protagonist of a novel, full of words and pretending to be paralyzed, and I want to soak me and Xiaofei, and finally take an egg fried rice and want to fool us, and you can just eat a bite to know, and the result is just an ordinary egg fried rice with better heat control, and I broke my leg and threw it out, don't make this kind of idiot dish."
Yes? Is there really such an idiot?
The corners of Ming Tian's mouth twitched slightly, a little distressed by the traverser in her mouth, most likely in her previous life, she was also an idiot with little experience.
A novel is a novel, how can you learn from the protagonist of a novel to do things?
The protagonist in the novel has the virtue of facial paralysis, and he puts all kinds of pig talk with a little capital, and in reality, he can't be a man, and he can't take care of himself after being beaten for a long time.
Although Ming Tian is full of trains, he is essentially a mature and stable man, and teasing is just a way to regulate the pressure of life, and he will never do such a thing.
"When you're done, can you go out?"
Although Wei Jingjing's words were not coarse, it didn't mean that Ming Tian had no opinion on her, he was just in a hurry to drive her out.
What else can I cook in the kitchen with this mother-in-law?
Wei Jingjing didn't dwell on it much, said to Xiaofei that she was optimistic about him, and went out on her own.
That being said, Ming Tian walked to the ingredient shelf and was stunned.
Oh, you mother-in-law, you are talking about such a dick, so you should prepare some materials for me!!
What is this?
What the hell is this?
You're kidding me, aren't you?
I thought that the bathhouse was so dick, even the kitchen was quite modern, and all the kitchen utensils were stainless steel or ceramic products, so the ingredients would definitely not be bad in theory.
But... Mingtian thought too beautifully.
What kind of is on the shelf?!!!
The fresh grass, with the dew on the young leaves, looks very refreshing, and it looks carefully selected, but it ...... The food shelves more than ten meters long and more than two meters high are full of grass!!
Grass, grass! Grass Head!!
It's all grass!!
There are tons of grass here! Nothing else!
Grass head is also an exotic crop brought to China by the Silk Road during the Han Dynasty, theoretically speaking, in this era, things related to the Silk Road are treasures!
But the grass head is an exception.
It reproduces so quickly that it has very few requirements for growing conditions, so much so that if you throw a handful of seeds into the wasteland, you don't have to worry about anything, and you can harvest tons of grass in two years.
So in the current period of the north and south, as soon as you arrive in Qingming, you can see the grass head all over the mountains.
It's a pity that there is no wok, so the role of the grass is generally planted near the crops and left to rot as fertilizer, or used to feed the wasteland, or to feed the animals.
Although this thing is not very good for fertilizer, it is convenient, and it is easier and more comfortable than scooping, right?
Let me think, what can grass do? Garlic stir-fry? And also...... It's gone!! You can only fry it with garlic!! Are you kidding me, big sister!
Wait, you can also make grass pickles...... That thing has to be marinated for at least half a month!
Mingtian confirmed.
This woman named Wei Jingjing must be playing with me, she must be playing with me!
Don't fall into my hands, you will fall into my hands, and you won't be by me all night!
"Huh? Mr. Mingtian, why don't you cook? On the side, Xiaofei tilted her little head, and asked curiously like a kitten.
Ming Tian's eyes and mouth almost narrowed into three parallel lines: "Here...... Is there only grass head? ”
Xiaofei nodded her little head happily: "Yes, Sister Wei said that now is the season to eat grass, and I also like to eat grass, so I picked more." ”
There's more than a ton of grass here, right? How much do you love to eat grass to pick a ton and come back? So much grass can be used to feed the pigs to death, right?
Call......
Taking a deep breath, Ming Tian told himself to calm down.
Xiaofei seems to be the only normal person here, although picking a ton of grass back is a bit abnormal, but it is quite normal in comparison, and she has no malice, so she can't be angry at her.
"So, are there any other ingredients here?"
"Yes!" Xiaofei replied cheerfully.
This made Ming Tian finally breathe a sigh of relief: "What other ingredients?" ”
Xiao Fei grinned and said, "There are a lot of ingredients here, as well as rice and wheat." ”
"Hmm." Mingtian nodded, waiting for her to continue.
Then, after waiting for 3 minutes, the little girl still blinked and did not speak.
This made Ming Tian realize what she meant.
"Rice and wheat...... What else? ”
"And?" pouted, and twisted his little head in confusion: "It's gone." Grass, wheat and rice. ”
"Didn't you say a lot?"
"That's right, there are 400 catties of rice, 600 catties of wheat, and 3,200 catties of grass, isn't it a lot?"
Syllable!
Hearing this, Ming Tian slapped himself in the face.
I retract that sentence, little sister, I think your pituitary gland needs to be improved urgently.
You have the money to buy so much rice and wheat, why don't you buy more other ingredients! 3,200 pounds of grass, you feed the pigs!!!
I don't know why, Ming Tian suddenly had the urge to slap this cute little sister to death.
O God! Are there any normal people in this bathhouse!!!!
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