Movement is the devil! Ya is definitely the ultimate body of the devil! Directly admonishing this kind of work, except for Wei Zheng's long-term old man, others are really incompetent, and the risk factor is too great.

I was beaten with thirty rods and went down to the flesh, and the feeling, the taste, was absolutely wonderful! Meow, can you scold His Majesty Li Er's mother? It doesn't seem to work, but if you scold, it's not a matter of beating thirty canes! Is it okay to scold the man who carried out the order and beat him? It doesn't seem to work, in case you hold a grudge, and finally give him a few ruthless blows, so that he can spend the rest of his life in bed, that won't be worth it. So, although it was very embarrassing, Wei Yan decided not to bear it anymore, and let the tears flow down happily. Who said that a man doesn't flick if he has tears, that is, he has never been beaten with thirty rods.

Wei Yan was beaten and cried at the same time, of course, it was a silent cry, but I saw that the tears kept flowing, and there was no sound. Crying and crying, feeling that there were too many tears on his face and uncomfortable, he was still in the mood to say to the two people who were holding his hands: "You two, let go of my hand, is it okay?" I swear to my ancestors that I will never move, we will just take out the handkerchief and wipe our tears, or, with the help of the two of you, help me take out the handkerchief! ”

“……”

The guard who carried out the execution was also a wonderful person, and when he saw Wei Yan like this, he actually said: "Lord Wei, bear with it, there are still five rods to finish, and it will be better to work hard, otherwise, you will be even more uncomfortable." ”

"Okay, on this issue, the two of you are professionals, let's follow professional advice."

rolled up his sleeves, wiped his face indiscriminately, and continued to be beaten. "Papapa" a few times, finally finished, took out a handkerchief and wiped his face. Wei Yan shouted at the top of his voice: "Our little Huang Gonggong, Huang Dashan, help find two people to send me home, I can't move!" ”

Father-in-law Xiao Huang came over with a wry smile, brought four guards behind him, and ordered them to lift the guards and send this guy home. Xiao Huang said fairly: "Lord Haowei, in order to let Your Majesty dissipate your anger, you just pretend, and also pretend to be sad and sad." ”

Wei Yan was not happy. turned his face to the little yellow father-in-law and said, "Didn't you see my face full of tears?" Isn't that tragic enough? Thinking of my dignified man, I was beaten to tears in public, this tragic thing is simply miserable, the listener is sad, the listener is crying, I am no longer miserable! ”

With an expression that he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, Xiao Huang shook his head and sent Wei Yan home. Wei Yan asked him to be sent directly back to the medical center. There is his brother Sun Dayi sitting in the clinic, we must also take into account the feelings of the pregnant woman, and take care of the wound first. Sent back to the hospital, Wei Yan asked people to go to the cake shop and bring cakes and biscuits to the four guards, thanking them for sending him home. It's over, grinning. He began to howl at the top of his throat: "Big brother, little brother is about to die of pain, come and help!" ”

Wei Yan howled like this, and Sun Dada was still slow and methodical, and he still had time to touch his beard. Said: "It's coming, it's coming." ”

Wei Yan looked at the slow Brother Sun Dayi with a resentful face. Complaining: "Big brother, alas, saving lives is like fighting a fire, the sooner the better." How can you be as slow as you? Human life is at stake! ”

Sun Simiao glanced at Wei Yan, and said with a smile: "Foolish brother, you can still soberly cry out in pain, and you can complain, you should be able to hold on for a while, it's better to slow down, otherwise, your pants that are stained with wounds, do you want to tear them all at once?" ”

Wei Yan gasped and quickly shook his head, he usually didn't see it, seeing that his brother Sun Yi looked kind and good, it turned out that when Ya was so ruthless, if he really opened the pants attached to the wound at one time, it is estimated that this guy will have to experience the feeling of thirty canes falling on his ass again. Now, this guy has no objection, his mouth is curled, and he said respectfully: "There is Brother Lao." ”

Sun Simiao laughed completely at this time, and said, "You have to be like this to clean you up, how old is it, and you are still uneasy?" ”

Wei Yan rubbed his nose, hehe smirked, he didn't dare to answer, he dared to be affectionate, his brother Sun Dayi was worried about him, and he was a little angry to deal with him like this. By the way, is he so stubborn that he needs to use this method? The wounded should be treated preferentially, right?

Of course, Wei Yan only dared to mumble in his heart, but did not dare to say it. In case his brother Sun Dayi heard an excitement, his hands shook, and he no longer helped him clean his wounds so patiently and meticulously, but uncovered them all at once, then he would have a lot of fun.

To deal with external injuries, of course, it is more convenient to use the western medicine brought by Wei Yan, wash the wound first, and find Yunnan Baiyao to sprinkle it. It's not a deep, big injury that hurts the muscles and bones, it is not recommended to wear bandages, just crawling so naked, Wei Yan began to have a headache How to tell Xie that impulse is the devil, a profound lesson.

Sun Simiao had another smiling expression and asked, "What?" Headaches now? Tell your eldest brother, how are you going to tell your younger siblings? ”

Wei Yan was dumbfounded, what did you ask...... How can Sun Dada gossip so much, it's too damaging to the image. Wei Yan hurriedly made a blank face and said solemnly: "This is a private matter, and it cannot be leaked, so I will not advise you!" ”

Sun Simiao said with a smile: "Well, if you can still be so poor, it means that the injury is not serious, and the foolish brother will be relieved." The foolish brother asked someone to send you to the farm. This medicine is also a medicine, right? ”

Sun Dada picked up the Yunnan Baiyao that Wei Yan had not finished and smelled it, Wei Yan was very impressed, just smelling the smell, he could judge that it was Chinese medicine rather than Western medicine, and it was really a strong man. Wei Yan hurriedly said: "Yes, but this recipe is confidential, and the medicinal effect is good, big brother take a little bit to study it and see if it can be made." ”

Sun Simiao nodded, his eyes were full of brilliance, he was really a scholar-type doctor, when he heard about the research, he was more active than anyone else, Wei Yan thought that he couldn't compare, so he could only worship.

was carried into the carriage by Wei Wen, Wei Yan said: "Wei Wen, you go back first, tell Uncle Cheng about the situation, don't make a noise first, don't let Mrs. know for the time being, and wait until I return home." ”

"Yes, young master."

Wei Wen ran away with a smoke, and Wei Yan climbed into the carriage and slowly reversed it. Back at the farm, Uncle Cheng was already waiting at the door with an anxious and nervous face, not surprised at all, next to Uncle Cheng, Wei Yan saw the figure of his beautiful sister, fortunately, he didn't show him a cold face.

"I'll look at the wound first."

Xie got into the carriage directly, and lightly ordered, how dare Wei Yan stop it, anyway, it's nothing to show his wife bare fart. Xie took a closer look. glanced at Wei Yan lightly, and saw that his heart was sudden, but Xie was as calm as water, and asked people to carry him directly back to the bedroom.

The guard was carried directly

, lying on the kang, turned his head to look at Xie, still with a calm face, and found a cotton swab to wound the ground, Wei Yan felt that he should say something. Twisting his body, he touched the wound and let him gasp in pain.

"Don't move!"

Xie finally spoke, and Wei Yan's heart was relieved, fortunately, it was not the tranquility before the storm, in other words, this sister just didn't have a cold face, and she was quite majestic.

"Well, this wound. Actually...... Come on, I'll start from the beginning. ”

Wei Yan was thinking about saying something, but before he could think of it, he felt smooth and cool on his thighs. Little by little, something hot dripped on it, and Wei Yan sighed. Hurry up and explain it from beginning to end.

Wei Yan said: "Well, I think it's better to solve it as soon as possible, while there are no signs of things, if the signs are obvious." That's the relationship between us and the dry land. There's going to be big trouble, right? ”

Xie stopped, his eyes were red. The lake in her eyes that Wang Weiyan's favorite lake seemed to be about to burst and overflow, so she looked at Weiyan quietly and didn't speak. Wei Yan sighed, struggled to get up, hugged her, and said, "It won't be in the future!" I promise! Oops, it hurts, it hurts! ”

"Don't move around, you still move, fast, lying on your stomach."

climbed back onto the kang again, and his forehead was full of cold sweat that had just hurt. Xie wiped it with a handkerchief and said: "I already know what kind of person you are, some things are not made more difficult for you to do than you are, perhaps, you really have some bad luck, every time you can turn a big difficulty into a small disaster, and the disaster is auspicious." ”

Belch...... Is this a compliment or a criticism?!

"It's just a simple statement of facts."

Xie said as he wiped his tears. Wei Yan was silent and said: "Don't worry, I said it, I will only say it this time in my life, do my best, and obey the destiny of heaven." What should be said and what should not be said has been said, and in the future, it is none of our business! It's enough to taste it once, and we still want to have a few more children with you! Our stallion harem other people's children's goals have not been achieved yet! ”

"Virtue!"

Xie Zhi said angrily, touched Wei Yan's head, gently pressed his fingers around his wound, and said, "Tomorrow, please ask Brother Sun to use acupuncture to help you get rid of stasis, and it should be faster." ”

Wei Yan was stunned and said, "Can you still use acupuncture?" My wound was treated by Brother Sun, why didn't you say that you can use acupuncture? ”

Xie smiled faintly and said, "Someone is so able to toss, suffer for a few more days, and have a long memory, what do you say?" ”

Wei Yan sweated profusely, and quickly fell silent and pretended to be pitiful, perhaps, it can arouse the compassion of a certain beautiful sister, pity this guy is injured, less sarcasm, and more women gently comfort the wounded.

The facts once again proved that the beautiful sister was cold and soft-hearted, Wei Yan looked at her pitifully for a while, she couldn't resist turning her head to Gu, Wei Yan made persistent efforts, saw that Xie finally laughed helplessly, stretched out his finger and pointed at his forehead, and said angrily: "You are bullying me, why am I so ruthless to you?" ”

Wei Yan smirked, endured the pain of the wound, rubbed it over, this day was beaten and hurtful, which made him a little tired, smelling the breath on Xie's body that made him feel at ease, which made him even more drowsy, and after a while, he closed his eyes in a daze and fell asleep.

Xie touched Wei Yan's head and smiled helplessly, this guy, why is it so worry-free? usually looks very happy and sleek, and insists on some things that he identries with. However, if you think about it, it will be very safe to be the person he sticks to, and you don't have to worry about being given up by him.

Because of the injury on his body, Wei Yan finally settled down, it hurts to move, and he can only obediently climb on the kang, fortunately, Xie accompanied him, and the two of them read medical books at home together, chatted, and recuperated well, the next day, Sun Simiao came to the door to use acupuncture to help Wei Yan treat the wound, Wei Yan asked if it was really to teach him a lesson yesterday and did not help him use acupuncture, Sun Da was also frank, bluntly said yes, and also taught Wei Yan a very meaningful lesson, so that the guy did not say a word, and obediently responded.

Wei Yan'an was recuperating at home, but it was not quiet outside. The next day, Prince Chengqian sent a small stone to the door, sending a large cart of supplements and healing herbs, saying that he was grounded by His Majesty Li Er and was not allowed to leave the palace, so he had to send a small stone to wait for him to be grounded, and he would come to visit Wei Yan in person.

As soon as the small stone left on the front foot, the old men of the Qin Mansion, the Cheng Mansion, the Li Mansion, and the Weichi Mansion came, and saw that Wei Yan was beaten to the flesh and fart, and sent him back left and right, and the old man Li said: "Give me the cause and effect, word by word!" With your little nephew's slippery head, you were beaten like this! Say! ”

Wei Yan also simply told what happened, and after speaking, he said: "What, it's a little impulsive, but I can't hold it back!" If you hold it any longer, it will really feel like you want to go to the tuba and can't find the thatched house! ”

"What do you mean by tuba?"

"Oh, that's what it means to untie the big hand."

“……”

The four old men glanced at each other, Cheng Zhijie and Wei Chigong laughed, Old Man Li laughed, and his old father-in-law, Old Man Qin, slapped Wei Yan on the head directly, and said: "You kid, you are this kind of stinky virtue, you have to be poor when you die!" ”

Wei Yan laughed strangely: "What, this is called the spirit of entertainment, I'd rather die laughing than crying!" ”

"Well said!"

Cheng Zhijie slapped Wei Yan on the back, Wei Yan let out a miserable howl, and said with tears in his eyes: "Uncle Cheng, are you watching your little nephew live too comfortably?" Do you want to murder? ”

Cheng Zhijie laughed, Old Man Li was neither yin nor yang, and said with a faint smile: "Isn't this just right?" Let your kid get his wish. ”

Wei Yan hurriedly shut up, it seems that Old Man Li is not lightly angry, and in other words, he should also be angry with the person who beat people, and he should not be angry with him for being beaten! The treatment of the wounded, he needs the treatment of the wounded, and Datangmu has human rights.

As he was talking, Wei Wen rushed in and reported: "Less...... Young master, someone came to the palace, saying that he was here to spread the queen's decree. ”