Is this sentence again?!

In other words, His Majesty Li Er has known Wei Yan for not a day or two, and His Majesty Li Er should have an evaluation in his heart, right? Blankly facing the calm gaze of His Majesty Li Er, Wei Yan still had other thoughts. After being stunned for a long time, he saw that His Majesty Li Er's brows were getting tighter and tighter, so he quickly came back to his senses and said very sincerely: "Your Majesty, the minister thought about it for a long time, but he didn't understand it, where did the minister have the audacity, and please make it clear to Your Majesty, you know, the minister is stupid." ”

His Majesty Li Er looked at Wei Yan very calmly for a long time, and saw that the guy was beating a drum in his heart, wondering what crime he cared about, and when he knelt down first and confessed before speaking, His Majesty Li Er suddenly smiled and said, "Stretch out your hand, I will take a look." ”

"Oh!"

Wei Yan honestly stretched out his hand. His Majesty Li Er said again: "Spread out your palms." ”

At this time, Wei Yan was embarrassed, and in other words, he blistered his hand after digging a small piece of land, and he really didn't have the face to see people, and Xie Xian, that was because Xie was a typical eldest lady, and Wei Yan just fooled her and teased her. Showing off with His Majesty Li Er doesn't seem to be much fun at all, and he may be ridiculed.

Seeing Wei Yan's hesitation, His Majesty Li Er's calm face finally thawed, showed a faint smile, and asked, "What?" Want to disobey? There are still vacancies in the cell of Dali Temple, do you want to live there? ”

Wei Yan gasped, not with such a threat! So, he stretched out his hand pitifully and said with a bitter face: "The minister doesn't dare, Your Majesty, please take a look." ”

The palms of the two hands are spread out, and they are no longer as bright as yesterday, but they are still a few blisters that are still conspicuous, just so bright and long hands. This guy sighed in his heart, he had no face, he was quite faceless.

Wei Yan was determined to die, and when His Majesty Li Er despised him, His Majesty Li Er suddenly said: "It turns out that you really took Cheng Qian to dig the ground, and your courage is really not small, Wei Yan!" ”

"Where! The ministers are not very bold, and Your Majesty should not wronged the ministers. ”

Wei Yan smirked, scratching his head, with an embarrassed expression. When I came back to the aftertaste, I couldn't help but be surprised: "It turns out that Your Majesty is bluffing me?" ”

His Majesty Li Er smiled meaningfully, touched his beard, and sighed slightly, Wei Yan estimated that he touched it for a long time, and said: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and his ministers, that is, I have been experiencing it for a while, and most of them were dug by those big brothers of the guards, no, Your Majesty has seen it." The minister only dug a little, and his hands became like this! Ashamed, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is fine, he said, because he often practices archery on horseback. There are a lot of calluses on my hands, and I dig a little bit of ground. It's not like a blister, and it's more embarrassing for the minister. ”

His Majesty Li Er finally laughed, pointed at the guy and said, "Wei Yan, Wei Yan, you are really honest." ”

Wei Yan took the lead: "That's it, Your Majesty." Honesty is the greatest virtue of the minister. It's a motto. ”

His Majesty Li Er shook his head and sighed, and said, "Wei Yan, wonderful people!" You playmate. Well done. ”

was praised by His Majesty Li Er! Wei Yan was a little unpraised, hehe smirked for a while, and said: "Your Majesty, since the ministers have done a good job, what, can the two-month penalty be waived?" Or a little more reward? ”

His Majesty Li Er stared at Wei Yan for a while, and said, "Want a reward?" Okay, I'll reward you for half a year. ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Wei Yan hurriedly thanked him, no matter how small the mosquito is, it is also meat, and he is diligent and thrifty, and the way to get rich. Wei Yan was so happy that he couldn't see his teeth, and before he finished his fun, His Majesty Li Er said: "Now let's talk about it, you asked the East Palace guards to help your tenants dig the land, what do you say about this matter?" Come, tell me about it. ”

Wei Yan was entangled for a long time, and flickered: "Your Majesty, this matter is like this." Most of those guard brothers were born in poverty, and seeing such difficult conditions in the eldest girl's family, the two old men had to dig such a large piece of land, and they couldn't bear it. So, at the suggestion of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, everyone decided to carry out a meaningful and great event, which is codenamed Remembering Bittersweet Thoughts. ”

"Bittersweet memories?!"

His Majesty Li Er smiled: "It's a little interesting, go on." ”

Wei Yan bowed down and received the order: "Yes, Your Majesty!" The big brothers of the guards, they are all good people, seeing two gray-haired old men working hard in the field, as if seeing the figure of the father and mother working hard, touching the scene, overwhelmed with emotion, looking at the present, recalling the past, everyone rises and falls, and deeply realizes how beautiful our life is today. In order to better cherish today's beautiful life, we must not forget the poor past, forget the past, that is to betray history, it is to be spurned and despised! ”

"I also consider that as human beings, we should be pure people, noble people, and people who are free from low-level tastes. Respecting the old and loving the young, that is the traditional virtue of our Chinese people, so we decided to give full play to the spirit of helping others and helping each other, and took the initiative to help the two old people dig the ground. Your Majesty, you haven't seen it, that scene at that time, that scene, called a hot day, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and his ministers, deeply infected, and also decided to participate in the bittersweet reminiscence activities, to experience the hard-won hardships of a good life. Salute to Your Majesty and to all the peasants of the world! ”

His Majesty Li Er laughed and said, "What does this have to do with me? ”

Wei Yan said: "It doesn't matter, it's a big deal, Your Majesty." If you want to have a good life, you must have a stable environment, this environment, that is not Your Majesty leading the Tang Dynasty soldiers, a knife and an arrow to fight the ground, it can be said that without Your Majesty's wise leadership, then there is no beautiful and happy new life now! ”

"What does Your Majesty represent? Your Majesty represents the world, that is, the country of my Datang, that is, the thousands of Li people in my Datang, and the peasants are also one of the Li people. Right? Your Majesty. ”

Wei Yan talked eloquently, plausible truth, and threw it out, which had the posture of stunting His Majesty Li Er. His Majesty Li Er laughed when he heard this, and said, "Wei Ziyue, I thought that you shouldn't be allowed to serve in Sinong Temple, it's a pity that you are eloquent. ”

Wei Yan was dumbfounded, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, what the minister said is the truth. ”

"Alright, alright. I know, and I think bittersweetly...... A very interesting event. However, even if you have good intentions, let the guards dig the ground. That is also a public instrument for private use, the merits and demerits are offset, no reward is not punished, the two months that should be punished, and the punishment will continue to be punished, and the reward will be cancelled for half a year, do you have any objections? ”

"Back to Your Majesty, no objection."

Wei Yan touched it depressedly

, dare to make trouble for a long time, but still reluctant to spend half a year. His Majesty Li ErMoreover, Wei Yan has absolute evidence to prove that His Majesty Li Er met him to pick the door like this, he is definitely teasing him, if it was someone else, he would have been rewarded happily, so this is discrimination and should be despised. Be sure to despise.

When the two monarchs and ministers were fighting and playing, the voice of Xiao Huang's father-in-law sounded respectfully outside: "Your Majesty, the King of Wei asks to see you." ”

His Majesty Li Er said: "Xuan." ”

After a while, the little fat man of King Wei came in and didn't see him for a while. Ya's fat has risen again, and her round belly is round. Catching up with the pregnant woman who was pregnant for seven months, Wei Yan conservatively estimated that with the fat speed of Ya, it would not take half a year to catch up with the pregnant woman in October. I just don't know if it's a man or a woman.

Wei Yan was in Yan'er's bad spoof of Wei King Li Tai's oily belly. His Majesty Li Er said: "Wei Yan, I summoned you today to remind you. Can't just be Cheng Qian, Zhi'er's playmate, my Tai'er, can't be ignored, when Cheng Qian goes out of the palace with you another day, remember to call Tai'er, remember? ”

Wei Yan was a little embarrassed, this Wei Wangtai, his nostrils were almost as high as the sky, and people thought they were knowledgeable, and they looked down on him, a little doctor who had no knowledge, this ...... It's a generation gap, right? There is a generation gap between two people, and communication is not good, can you play together when you go out to play? Your Majesty Li Er, this is to put butterflies and moths together! In other words, although they both have wings, the two of them are obviously not the same kind, and they can't draw a few circles on the wings of a moth to be considered a butterfly, right?

Wei Yan said: "Your Majesty, the minister wants to be learned or not, and he has to cultivate or not, neither Hongru University, nor is he a great person, His Royal Highness the King of Wei, he is highly educated, and the minister is ashamed, and he really does not dare to call himself a playmate." Besides, this slap doesn't make a sound, Your Majesty can't just ask the minister's opinion, but also ask His Royal Highness King Wei what he means, right? ”

His Majesty Li Er glanced at Wei Yan with a little surprise, turned to Li Tai, and asked, "Tai'er, what do you mean?" Wei Ziyue, this kid, although he is not good at learning, but he is still a little bit of a doorway, Cheng Qian has followed him, but he has grown a lot, you are also my son, and you can't lag behind! ”

Li Tai's little fat man looked at Wei Yan and said: "Father, the sons think that studies are the most important, life has an end and there is no end to learning, and the sons are afraid that there is not enough time to study, how dare they play and have fun!" Please Father, Emperor Mingjian. ”

When the little fat man said this, Wei Yan wanted to go over and punch him twice, but he had to give up for personal safety. Ignoring Wei Yan's secret slander, His Majesty Li Er praised: "Tai'er can think like this, and it is not in vain for my father's teaching, I am very pleased." However, Ziyue once said that the world is full of knowledge, and the practice of human feelings is the article. Although studying in the house all day can improve your knowledge, you can also benefit a lot from going out for a walk. Cheng Qian's recent efforts to become more and more steady and practiced are the credit for going out and walking around a lot. ”

"Yes, father, son, obey the teachings."

The little fat man is very good at talking, no wonder His Majesty Li Er likes it so much, no wonder he will become a strong contender for Prince Chengqian in history.

Wei Yan hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince's foot injury is no longer a big problem, after a few days, now he can walk like an ordinary person, as long as he continues to exercise for a few more days, the bow horse riding and arching will not be affected, and when the time comes, he will no longer be able to see that his ankle has been injured." The minister thinks that His Royal Highness the King of Wei is concentrating on learning, and it is better not to be disturbed, so please let Your Majesty know it. ”

When these words came out, His Majesty Li Er looked at Wei Yan deeply, and said to Li Tai: "Since this is the case, then Tai'er should concentrate on learning, you go back first." ”

"Yes, the retainers are retired."

Li Tai glanced at Wei Yan and retreated. After Li Tai left, His Majesty Li Er said compassionately: "Wei Yan, you are really bold!" ”

Wei Yan said angrily: "Back to Your Majesty, the minister is just an ordinary person, and it is normal for the minister to have likes and dislikes." ”

"What do you mean by that?"

Wei Yan endured and endured, he couldn't hold it back, he didn't want to experience the pain of wanting to get on the tuba and couldn't find the toilet, so he said directly: "Your Majesty, the minister has a sentence that I have endured for a long time, I really can't help it, please let your Majesty allow the minister to say it!" This kind of thing, in this life, I will only say it this time! ”

His Majesty Li Er bowed lightly: "Say it!" ”

Wei Yan gritted his teeth, anyway, Xie already has one in his stomach, and it can be regarded as a queen, let's talk about it first, otherwise, maybe there will be some chaos in the future! This guy and Prince Chengqian are so close, it is estimated that there will be anything in the future, and it will be difficult to get rid of it, so it is better to make it clear as soon as it is too late, and die early and be born sooner!

"Your Majesty, the land you represent is the mountains and rivers of the Tang Dynasty, Your Majesty stomps your feet, and the world will be shaken a few times, unlike the minister, stomping your feet, at most rubbing the starting point of dust, even if the foot is crippled, the ground may not be concave a little, the minister can be willful, but Your Majesty can't! Ministers can have likes and dislikes, but Your Majesty can't! The so-called Son of Heaven is angry, and blood flows thousands of miles. Now the prince of the Tang Dynasty is Prince Chengqian, and among all the heirs of His Majesty, the first place should be Prince Chengqian! The ministers won't say anything about the country, these ministers don't understand! The minister only knows that the father of other people's families can level out a bowl of water, but His Majesty can't, His Majesty's water must be given to the prince by two-thirds, and one-third by others. ”

His Majesty Li Er was furious and scolded: "Wei Yan, you are presumptuous! Talking about the affairs of the heavenly family, you don't want to live? Don't rely on me to spoil you, you don't know the severity! ”

Wei Yan raised his head, his sincere eyes, met the cold gaze of His Majesty Li Er, and said: "Your Majesty, you know me, you know how afraid I am of death, you have always said that the minister is a slippery head." It is a blessing for the minister to be alive, and I cherish my life more than anyone else! However, in the eyes of the minister, I don't want to see Your Majesty sad in the future, I don't want to see the queen sad in the future, Your Majesty, people's hearts are long, how many times can they be hurt, Your Majesty, please think about the emperor! ”

His Majesty Li Er was taken aback and said angrily: "Wei Yan! You are lying in vain! Come on, drag it out, and beat it with thirty rods! ”

Wei Yan knelt down calmly and thanked him: "Thank you, Your Majesty." ”

After speaking, with a bright smile, His Majesty Li Er met his smile, pointed at his fingers and trembled, and stammered: "You...... You ......" Wei Yan had already stood up, walked out by himself, and led the beating.