Chapter 017: Let's Not Be Salted Fish

The four of them gathered, Zhang Fei closed the butcher shop, and bought enough wine and vegetables. Everyone followed Zhang Fei to his peach orchard, more than ten acres of land, full of peach trees. It seems that Zhang Fei is not big or small, and he is still a landlord.

"It's a pity that it's not spring, if not, the peach blossoms in this garden will bloom together, it must be very beautiful!" Xiao Qiao sighed excitedly, it is estimated that he used to live in a simple place at home, and he felt fresh when he saw everything. Grab the little master's arm and go to the woods, "Let's go over there and have a look." ”

Zhang Fei smiled: "Although the two girls go shopping, no one has ever dared to make trouble in my Zhang Fei's garden." ”

Little Page also smiled: "Don't run too far." ”

The four of them sat down, the wine and food were spread all over the table, the long-term worker of Taoyuan brought a few small bowls, and Zhang Fei was busy waving his hand: "As the saying goes, there are fewer cups of wine for a thousand confidants, where is this bowl?" Bring the cylinder! ”

Changgong really asked for a few clay pots according to his instructions, which reminded people of the casserole used to eat spicy hot, but fortunately, it was just rice wine, and it didn't hurt to drink more.

Zhang Fei hugged the wine jar and laughed heartily: "I'm really happy to meet a few people today!" Come on, come on, let's drink! ”

Everyone raised the jar one after another, and Little Page also made up his mind that he must not fall in front of Liu Guanzhang and the three of them.

Everyone was bold, and the banquet was full of laughter. But every word you say, I say a word, and I talk about some trivial things in the market.

Liu Bei: "Yide, how much does your meat stall earn every day?" ”

Zhang Fei: "Make do with it, if you want to make money, of course, you still rely on this Taoyuan." ”

Guan Yu: "Selling peaches is more profitable than pork?" ”

Zhang Fei: "Anyway, it's better than selling shoes!" ”

Liu Bei: "......"

Guan Yu: "I don't know how to sell my art?" ”

Everyone: "......"

Little Page held his chin and tapped his fingers on the tabletop. Imagine what kind of scene it would be like for Guan Yu to break a boulder on his chest. Listening to their various, there is no intention of worshipping at all! Could it be that the Taoyuan Three Knots are fake?

Zhang Fei laughed: "Brother Yun, good amount of wine!" Let's move on! Saying that, he poured a big bowl full of Guan Yu, "Come on, come on!" Keep drinking, finish this bowl, and there's still a bowl! ”

Guan Yu raised the bowl and drank it all, laughing.

Little Page said in his heart, your eyes are already small, and this smile is almost gone.

Zhang Fei laughed again: "Brother Xuande, let's drink too!" He poured another bowl for Liu Bei, "Come on, come on!" After drinking this bowl, come back to three more bowls! ”

Liu Bei did not refuse, and ate meat and drank wine. When little Page saw him like this, he thought to himself that he was poor and afraid of selling straw sandals, and he didn't have Taoguang in the TV series at all!

"Brother Feihong, don't stop!" Zhang Fei pulled his voice, patted his chest and said, "I have wine in Taoyuan!" Don't worry about running out of alcohol! ”

Seeing that Zhang Fei was about to pour him wine again, Little Page hurriedly interrupted: "I want to ask the three of you a question!" Liu Guanzhang and the three of them cast their eyes one after another, and saw him slowly speak: "In today's troubled times, what is the most expensive?" ”

Zhang Fei laughed: "Hahaha, I know! It's easy to starve in war, and when you're hungry, you have to eat, so pork is the most expensive! ”

Little Page was shocked when he heard this, and couldn't help but scold in his heart: "! If you think about it, dare to love it, this is why you sell pork? ”

Liu Bei shook his head: "I think it's straw sandals!" ”

Without waiting for Liu Bei to explain the reason, Little Page couldn't help but sarcastically say: "Brother Xuande! Anyway, after you also said that you are the king of Zhongshan, can you have a little ambition? As long as you weave mats and sell shoes, it is better for the Yide brothers to sell pork to make money! ”

Liu Bei was puzzled: "How does Brother Feihong know that I can still weave a mat?" ”

Little Page rolled his eyes, too lazy to explain to him. Zhang Fei snickered when he heard it, and glanced at Liu Bei's whole body, probably not as good as himself.

Little Page looked at Guan Yu again: "Brother Yun, I'm very optimistic about you, what are you talking about the most expensive?" ”

Guan Yu squinted his eyes and stroked his beard, thought about it again and again, and replied: "The head is the most expensive!" One vote is worth ten pigs. There was also a complacent look in his words, "At least it can be worth three months' wages!" ”

Little Peppa spurted out a mouthful of old blood, is this Nima Guan Yu? Watch him reach out and roll up the flatbread, dip it in the sauce, and swallow it in one gulp. Could it be that Guan Yu "passed five levels and dipped in six sauces" is like this? calmed down, stood up awkwardly, and just as Xiao Shi and Xiao Qiao walked into the house, Xiao Page waved his hand and said, "It's just right to come back, sit down together." I'm going to give you a good lesson today to expand your thinking. ”

Xiao Shi and Xiao Qiao didn't know why, but they still obediently took a seat and knelt aside.

Little Page took out a few pieces of charcoal from the back room, pointed to the wooden door of Zhang Fei's house, and asked, "Can this gate be demolished?" Without waiting for Zhang Fei to answer, Little Page had already removed the wooden door and placed it horizontally in front of everyone, holding black charcoal, knocking heavily on the wooden door, and said very seriously: "Listen carefully!" These are all knowledge points! The key points that will be required in the future! ”

Everyone looked at each other, and Liu Guanzhang and the three of them saw that the two girls were very serious, so they had to sit upright, so that the dignified seven-foot man would not be compared to the woman. Although Little Peppa spoke strangely, everyone could understand it.

Little Page pretended to be heartbroken and lamented: "Now that the Ten Permanent Servants are in chaos, the general He Jin is in power, you fight in the court, and the Han family will be overwhelmed!" He pointed at Liu Bei suddenly, "Brother Xuande, you are a descendant of the royal family, but you don't want to make progress, you only think about selling straw sandals!" I've planned for you, when you were 16 years old, you were a teenager selling straw sandals; At the age of 26, you were a young man selling straw sandals; At the age of 36, you were a middle-aged straw sandal. Finally ......"

When Liu Bei heard him say this, he lowered his head in shame, and when he heard the word "finally", he came to his senses again, and looked at Little Page intently.

Seeing him, he said in a low voice: "Finally, at the age of 56, you are a late bloomer with your entrepreneurial dreams, strong organizational skills, and outstanding personal charm!" ”

Liu Bei asked anxiously: "What's wrong with me?" ”

"You have become the director of the Sanguo Jiangnan Leather Factory!" Little Page spread his hands, "A grassroots township entrepreneur who can't appear in history books at all!" ”

Liu Bei burst into tears: "Then what should I do?" ”

Little Page turned around and wrote four big characters on the wooden board - Kuang Fu Han Room! The charcoal slammed and said loudly: "Kuang Fu Han Room!" This should be your life's pursuit! Do you understand? ”

Liu Bei fell to the ground and cried: "Prepare for the waste of time, Brother Feihong will wake up the dreamer with a word!" ”

Seeing that it was effective, Little Page said, "Cry, you have to divide the occasion!" I can't help crying, you can think about this yourself, and you will benefit immensely for the rest of your life! ”

Seeing Liu Bei like this, Guan Yu hurriedly said: "Guan is also confused, and Brother Feihong also dials for me!" ”

Little Page nodded, the child was teachable, but his face was still serious: "Brother Yun, you have to pay more attention to your behavior." Don't think about the mess, be an example to everyone! Look at you, silkworm eyebrows, what a beautiful red-faced boy! He clenched his fist and approached Guan Yu, and his tone was sonorous: "You have to aspire to be a hero of the world, not a small business!" ”

Guan Yu was a little flustered by his words, and was puzzled: "Then how is Guan going to do it?" ”

Little Page thought for a moment and replied, "First of all, I recommend you a book, Spring and Autumn!" Then he turned around and wrote four big characters on the wooden board.

"It's ...... What is the word? "It's not that Guan Yu is illiterate, it's that he writes modern Chinese characters.

Little Page read one by one: "Righteousness! Thin! Cloud! Sky! ”

Guan Yu got up, his eyes widened, and his heart was shocked, isn't this his childhood dream?

Little Page signaled Guan Yu not to get excited, looked at Zhang Fei again, and sighed: "Yide, I know that you have a good martial arts!" ”

Zhang Fei scratched his head: "Did you see it?" ”

Little Page waved his hand, signaling him not to interrupt, and continued: "But you are guarding the pork stall, and you have a peerless martial arts, and in the end you are not frustrated on the street and buried in the torrent of history?" Let me ask you, what will happen if there is a chengguan in the future of social development? What about violent law enforcement? ”

Zhang Fei was unconvinced: "I can do three in one!" ”

"You're a dozen three? I know a person named Lu Bu, like you, people really beat the three of you! Seeing that Zhang Fei was about to refute, Little Page hurriedly said: "Min, you can't fight the officials!" ”

It is estimated that it was poked in the sore spot, Zhang Fei held back his tears, damn it! I couldn't help it at all, I couldn't bear it, and I cried: "I can't control myself!" ”

Little Page knocked on the wooden door: "I will also send you four words - invincible!" It's useless to keep a mess, we're going to join the army! To champion the three armies! To be invincible! ”

Little Page tidied up his clothes, took a sip of wine to moisten his throat, and said, "All in all......"

Xiao Qiao raised his hand and said hurriedly: "Childe hasn't said anything about us yet!" Xiao Shi nodded in agreement.

"You can just follow me." Little Page was anxious to promote the Taoyuan uprising, but he just dealt with them casually, and when he saw the two of them pouting, he was busy laughing and said, "Okay, good, I'll give you a review at night!" ”

Xiao Shiqiao's face turned red, and Xiao Qiao Jiao said angrily: "Gongzi Jing is talking nonsense! He pulled the little master and ran out again.

Little Page smiled, and seeing that Liu Guanzhang was also snickering, his expression turned serious and said: "So, in the troubled times, what is the most expensive?" Talent is the most expensive! ”

Little Page said, and ripped off the salted fish hanging on the eaves of Zhang Fei's house, and threw it in front of the three of them: "What is the difference between a life without a young heart and this salted fish!" How lonely it is for a good young man not to fight! ”

Liu Guanzhang and the three of them looked at the salted fish and were silent.

Little Page put his hands behind his back and groaned:

"The rolling Yangtze River is passing away, and the waves are sweeping away the heroes.

Success or failure turns empty.

The green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times.

On the white-haired fisherman river, accustomed to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze.

A pot of turbid wine is happy to meet.

How many things in ancient and modern times are laughing and talking. ”

Liu Bei took the lead in getting up, clenched his fists and said, "That's right!" Kuang Fu Han Room! I don't want to be salted fish! ”

Guan Yu stood up with a resolute face: "I don't want to be a salted fish!" ”

Zhang Fei looked left and right, gritted his teeth, got up and shouted: "I'm fed up, I don't want to be a salted fish, I want to be a fierce general who takes the head of the general in the army of ten thousand!" ”

Seeing the situation, Little Page raised his fist and shouted, "Don't be a salted fish!" Don't make salted fish! ”

Liu Guanzhang and the three of them glanced at each other and nodded accordingly: "Don't make salted fish!" Don't make salted fish! ”

The high-pitched voices of the four people came out of the thatched hut and out of the peach orchard, shaking the sky and the earth, resounding in the sky.

Little Page nodded silently, history will start from this moment, shouting: "Yes! The atmosphere is up! Don't make salted fish! Don't make salted fish! ”

Liu Guanzhang and the three of them were passionate, and they also raised their arms and shouted in unison: "Don't make salted fish!" Don't make salted fish! ”

Little Page clapped his hands with high fives, as if conducting the band: "Follow my beat, don't mess up the rhythm!" That's all, right! Don't make salted fish! ”

Liu Guanzhang co-authored the beat: "Don't make salted fish!" ”

Little Paige high-fived: "Again!" ”

Liu Guanzhang: "Don't make salted fish!" Don't make salted fish! ”

Peppa Jr.: "Good! Go on! ”

Liu Guanzhang: "Don't make salted fish!" Don't make salted fish! ”

Little Peppa: "Sell the peach orchard!" Don't make salted fish! ”

Liu Guan: "Sell Taoyuan!" Don't make salted fish! ”

Zhang: "??? ”