Guan Yu heard someone shouting, turned around and saw a person jumping around on the carriage like a fool, instinctively reaching out and tapping the sword, and looked at Little Page vigilantly.

Little Page saw Guan Yu standing in place, stunned. I also have a question in my heart, this product is not supposed to be, he doesn't even have the standard Qinglong Yanyue Knife, won't it be Guan Yu? Could it be that this kind of dress was very popular in the Eastern Han Dynasty? However, he still jumped out of the car, walked forward, and tentatively asked, "Yun Chang, don't come to harm?" ”

Guan Yu was stunned for a moment, this person was really calling me, squinted his eyes and said, "Who is Your Excellency?" How do you recognize someone I am with? ”

Little Page was overjoyed, and sure enough, it was Guan Yu, and he hurriedly said, "I'm ......"

How did I meet him?

Little Page was stunned on the spot, and he couldn't tell how he recognized Guan Yu. Can't you say you've read it in the book? Seen it on TV?

Seeing that he was so enthusiastic, Guan Yu had nothing to do with his affection, either a traitor or a thief, with a bang, the sword at his waist was half out, and he said sharply: "Doesn't Er Mo also want to take my head, so that he can go to the government to receive the reward?" ”

Little Page woke up like a dream and said hurriedly: "I saw it on the wanted notice, yes!" Wanted Notice! I felt that it was inappropriate, and waved my hand again and again, "But I admire you!" That bully killed well! He gave Guan Yu a thumbs up again and again.

Guan Yu slowly withdrew the blade, raised his hand to stroke his long beard, and said with a smile: "It turns out that strong men are both jealous and hateful people!" ”

Little Page frowned and said: "I am not only jealous and hateful, but I also know the righteousness, but unfortunately there is no way to serve the country, so I came to Jizhou." ”

Guan Yu was moved: "Oh? Strong men also want to join the army? ”

Little Page nodded, "Exactly!" ”

Guan Yu smiled: "Why don't we go together, and I'll introduce you to a friend." ”

Little Page nodded, "That's great!" ”

Guan Yu was in front, and Paige Jr. led the carriage behind, and then walked into the street. The more Little Page walked, the more he felt that something was wrong, and saw Guan Yu looking at one place, it was the fake Liu Bei who bought straw sandals!

Guan Yu led "Liu Bei" and introduced: "This is an old acquaintance of Guan, and we have made an appointment to join the army together. ”

The fake Liu Bei also recognized Little Peppe, but his face was not red and his heart was not beating, he took a step forward and arched his hand: "Under Liu Bei, the word Xuande." Dare to ask the name of the strong man? ”

it! The style of painting changes so fast!

Little Page was a little uncomfortable by Liu Bei's sudden seriousness, and he also arched his hand and said: "It's ...... down."

"Be careful!" Guan Yu's eyes were quick, his palm flipped over, and he steadily caught a plate that flew inexplicably, his phoenix eyes glared, and he shouted: "Who threw it?" ”

Liu Bei jumped over and pointed out, "There seems to be someone fighting over there!" ”

Guan Yu snorted angrily: "I want to see who is so short-sighted!" As he spoke, he strode away.

Liu Bei bowed his hand to Little Page again: "I am really the King of Zhongshan Jing, you have to believe me!" As he spoke, he turned his head sideways to show him, "These big ears are proof!" ”

Little Page glanced at him and saw that his ears were big and his shoulders were hanging down, and he was also a first-class blessing in modern times! He sneered, "Now I believe it, I believe it!" Emperor Jing of Han's great-grandson, I know. ”

Liu Bei bowed his head and said to himself: "Emperor Han Jing? Great-great-grandson? This is a good name, and I will add it later. ”

Little Page greeted the two beauties in the car and followed behind Guan Yu together. The small alley was overcrowded and noisy, as if someone had stolen whose money and who wouldn't admit it.

"Say it! Did you steal Wang Laohan's money? It sounded like a huge thunderbolt, completely overpowering the other voices. Seeing a strong man lifting a person with one hand, it seemed effortless. The strong man is eight feet long, with a leopard head and ringed eyes, swallow jaws and tiger whiskers, and looks the same as the black whirlwind Li Kui!

Little Page was dumbfounded, such a coincidence!?

"It's not me! Not me! The man was as thin as a monkey, but he was picked up by a strong man, and his limbs were scurrying, and he argued: "I didn't steal!" Wronged! ”

Seeing the situation, Guan Yu took two steps, grabbed the strong man's wrist with one hand, and pressed it down. When the strong man saw that he had made a trip to bite the gold halfway, he was also more energetic, so he had to lift the man up.

Guan Yu glared at the strong man angrily, and the strong man also glared at Guan Yu angrily. Liu Bei was about to step forward, but Little Page grabbed him and said with a smile: "Brother Xuande, let me come!" ”

Little Page walked between the two, remembering the familiar picture, holding one hand on the other, and using force with both hands at the same time, trying to separate Guan Yu and the strong man's hands.

"Hmm~" Little Page gritted his teeth, his face was flushed, he tried and tried, he simply let go, and said to Liu Bei: "Come on!" In order to hide his embarrassment, he asked the old man who sold fritters: "That, your money was stolen, right?" ”

Wang Laohan was full of sadness, and cried: "I sold the fritters all morning, and as soon as I turned around, the money was gone!" Wang Laohan shook the empty bamboo basket, which contained only a few copper coins.

Liu Bei separated the two, the thin monkey fell to the ground, and quickly got up, still shouting: "It's not me!" All the money I had on me won last night! ”

Little Page touched his chin, waved his hand, and signaled Guan Yu and the strong man to stop fighting: "In this way, let me, nicknamed Xiao Bao Zheng, interjudge him." ”

When Guan Yu and the strong man saw Little Page speak, they each snorted coldly, looking at each other unpleasantly. Little Page looked at the skinny monkey and asked, "You didn't steal it, so tell me who it might be?" ”

The thin monkey glanced around, suddenly pointed to a fat pig waiting to be slaughtered behind the meat stall, and shouted, "Maybe it's still that pig!" ”

The strong man was furious, his eyebrows were upside down, and he scolded: "Fart! How can a pig steal money? As he spoke, he picked up a pig-killing knife on the board and shouted: "If you don't recruit it truthfully, Lao Tzu will slash you with a knife!" ”

The man was so frightened that he hid behind Guan Yu, and he didn't dare to look at the strong man again. Little Page hurriedly dissuaded the strong man: "Don't be impatient!" Calm down! Please also ask the strong man to take out the pig and let me also try it! ”

The strong man blew his beard and glared, but Little Page smiled at him and nodded. The strong man was suspicious, he didn't know what medicine was in his gourd, and he was very unconvinced and pulled the pig out.

I heard that someone was going to interrogate the pig, and people in the streets and teahouses came to watch. A three-way intersection is impassable in an instant, not to mention people, even flies can't squeeze in.

Xiao Qiao lifted the curtains, peeked a few times, and asked Xiao Shi: "Pig, how to judge?" It can't speak! ”

Xiao Shi thought about it and shook his head.

Everyone talked about the same thing:

"I've seen the judge, but I haven't seen the judge!"

"yes, pigs can't speak human language!"

"Trick up!"

"I think so too!"

……

Guan Yu was puzzled and thought hard, but he didn't take it for granted. Although Liu Bei didn't know how to judge this pig, he was different from everyone else, seeing that he was very calm, with his arms around him, and looked at Little Page fixedly. I thought in my heart, somehow, from the time he said "Emperor Jing of Han's great-grandson", he felt that this person was definitely not a thing in the pool, and he could be a friend but not an enemy.

Little Page stood in the middle and ordered the strong man to get a basin of water, and the hated strong man's teeth itched, and he said angrily: "If you can't judge it, I won't break one of your legs!" ”

Little Paige smiled, he didn't feel a little forced in his heart, I dare to entertain you like this? When the strong man brought a basin of water, he picked up a small wooden stick, struck the bell, and shouted: "Take a walk, take a look!" Walk by and don't miss out! Those who come from the south and go to the north, those who travel to the mountains and play in the water! Those who have been on the battlefield, those who have kissed on the street! ”

Little Page walked around the crowd with a basin of water, motioned for everyone to watch the play and watch the money, and then shouted, "Come and see!" A penny or two is not considered money, and it will be spent on a slip-on ride! One or two pennies is not much, you can't buy a house or a car! Spend a small amount of money, watch the excitement, save time and effort and be cost-effective! Spend a little money, watch the trial of pigs, and don't delay building a house for your children to buy a house and marry a daughter-in-law! ”

Everyone was so happy that he said it so smoothly, and they threw a penny or two into the basin one after another. Walking up to Liu Bei, Liu Bei reluctantly took out a penny and put it in, but the corners of his eyes twitched: "What a powerful advertising word!" It's actually a few points better than mine can't buy it! ”

Xiao Shi and Xiao Qiao were also happy in the car, and Xiao Qiao began to laugh openly without paying attention to the image: "I didn't expect Childe to be so eloquent!" I'm laughing to death! ”

Little Page came to the skinny monkey with a basin of water, "Mean! Seeing that he was hesitant, he squeezed his eyebrows at him and said, "Help you clear your suspicion immediately!" ”

The thin monkey took out a coin from his bosom, "Ding Dong", and threw it into the basin. Little Page saw the corners of his mouth crooked, put the basin in front of the strong man, and his expression suddenly became serious: "There is only one truth!" The one who stole the money was ......" turned around and pointed at the thin monkey and shouted, "You! ”

The thin monkey was still denying, and the fierce god said viciously: "Why do you say me? You haven't judged the pig yet! My money was won last night, not stolen! ”

The crowd was puzzled and booed.

The strong man scratched his head, he was also confused, stared at the basin with wide eyes, suddenly realized, and rushed out. Don't look at him as burly, but his actions are agile, everyone didn't react, and the thin monkey was already pressed to the ground by him.

The strong man pressed the thin monkey and said angrily: "You guy, you even steal Wang Laohan's hard-earned money, you are really a bastard!" ”

The thin monkey couldn't resist, but the dead duck had a hard mouth: "I didn't steal!" I didn't steal! You have no proof! ”

"Do you want proof?" Little Page squatted down, reached into the arms of the thin monkey, took out all the coins, raised them in his hands and explained loudly to the onlookers: "Wang Laohan sells fritters and pancakes, and they are fried and sold, and he keeps collecting money and making change, and he inevitably has ...... in his hands."

Before Little Page finished speaking, the crowd suddenly exclaimed, "I know!" It's oil! ”

As soon as this remark came out, many people immediately understood and echoed: "This brother's pig trial is just a gimmick, the purpose is to see whose coins are stained with oil, and the oil will float when it meets water!" ”

"Oh, I see!"

"Wow, that's smart!"

……

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. 】

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. 】

……

Little Page smiled and nodded, but scolded in his heart: "Why don't you let me say it!" ”

Passerby A shouted again: "Throw all the rest of the money into it, and convince this thief!" ”

"That's right! Convince him! ”

"It's so damnable!"

……

The thin monkey was pressed to the ground by the strong man, and his face was pale at this time, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to say a word.

"Ding Dong Ding Dong ......" Peppa Jr. threw the coins into the basin one after another, only to see that the originally clear water was instantly floated with a thick layer of oil stains.

"Sure enough, it's him!"

"Thief! Arrest him for the officer! ”

"This brother is so smart!"

……

Passerby A took the lead in applauding, and the crowd of onlookers also responded, and the three-way intersection instantly resounded like thunder, and the applause spread out of several streets.

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. 】

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. 】

……

In the carriage, Xiao Qiao folded his hands and pressed them to his chin, his face full of obsession: "Childe is so smart!" ”

Xiao Shi's eyes were smiling, and the corners of his mouth were also grinning.

After everyone gossiped, a group of people came up, grabbed the thin monkey together, and the long line sent him to the official mansion. Little Page brought the basin to Wang Laohan, and Wang Laohan burst into tears with excitement, not only did he get it back, but Little Page also helped him earn a lot.

The strong man slapped Little Page on the shoulder and smiled, "Howl howl!" Brother has a good hand of pigs! As he spoke, he picked up the kitchen knife and crackled for a while, then threaded it with hemp rope, handed it to Little Peppa and said boldly: "You friend, I have made it!" These few pounds of pork ribs are for you! ”

Little Page touched his aching shoulder, this person's hand strength is too big, and then look at this rib, how many catties is this, at least more than 20 catties, right?

So he smiled, waved his hand and said, "The strong man is chivalrous, I just helped a little bit!" This meat is really unacceptable! "It's not that Peppa doesn't want this meat, braised pork ribs are his favorite, the key is that there is nowhere to burn it!

The strong man laughed again: "I look at your face, you must be from other places, do you want raw meat, and there is nowhere to go?" ”

Little Page was debunked in front of someone, and his old face turned red. If it is someone else, maybe you can still live calmly, the key opposite person is Zhang Fei, who was originally defenseless against him, but how can this product look a little high IQ!

When the strong man saw him blushing, he laughed wildly again: "Hahaha trance and red ......"

After all, in ancient times, it was very impolite to follow the local customs and interrupt the laughter of other strong men.

So little Page looked at him like that. After the strong man finished laughing, Hao, raised his hand and asked: "If you don't dislike it, brother, go to my Taoyuan to sit down, and I invite you to have a big meal!" ”

Tao yuan?

Sure enough, it's Zhang Fei!

Little Page felt that his legs were trembling, and today Liu Guan was open! Yes, what about Liu Bei and Guan Yu?

Little Page didn't rush to agree, turned around and pulled Liu Bei and Guan Yu, and introduced: "These two are also my friends!" They're all heroes! ”

Liu Bei hugged his fists: "Under Liu Bei, the word Xuande." ”

Guan Yu hugged his fists: "In Xia Guan Yu, the word cloud is long." ”

Zhang Fei looked at it twice, thinking that this person is smart, the strength of this red face is comparable to mine, and this big ear looks quite blessed, so he immediately hugged his fists and smiled: "Under Zhang Fei, the word Yide." ”

Little Page held his head high, and the three people beside him were Liu Guanzhang, so he couldn't be too embarrassed, cleared his throat, hugged his fists and said, "Down, Huang Feihong!" ”

Liu Bei said suspiciously: "Huang Feihu? ”

Guan Yu said suspiciously: "Hang Gray Hong? ”

Zhang Fei said suspiciously: "Han Hong? ”

Little Page leaned back and fell to the ground!

You guys...... The accent is too strong!