【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations to the boss "Little Page" for being completely weightless for two minutes, and automatically activating and binding the "brainless pretending, beauty, achievement and other integrated growth system". 】

[System News: This system will take you to dominate, take you to fly, and take you into the Three Kingdoms! 】

[System Prompt: Give a "Gift Light Affection Re-hand Gift Pack"*1.] Starter Pack Automatically opens: Obtain item "Half-Life" x1, item "Ask Me Scroll" x3, item "Random Teleport Scroll (Solo)" x1, Skill Book "Little Fireball" x1. 】

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations on completing the Hidden Achievement: Falling in a Footfall. Awarded 1 achievement value. 】

[System prompt: The boss is detected to be broken, and the prop "Half-Life" is automatically used.] 】

After little Page jumped off the cliff, he only felt as if his skin was about to be torn apart by a hurricane, and he couldn't make a sound when he wanted to scream, and finally lost consciousness.

What is this Nima not dreaming?

And what are these strange sounds?

Suddenly, a panel appeared in my mind as clearly as a hologram:

* Boss: Little Peppa

*Grade: White

* Experience: 0/100

*Skill: None

*Pretending Force: 0

*Achievement Value: 1

*Red Value: 0

*Map: Yangzhou

*Items: Item "Ask Me Scroll" x3, item "Random Teleport Scroll" x1, Skill Book "Little Fireball" x1

What is this?

Where am I?

Little Page struggled to open his eyes slowly, and the first thing that caught his eye was a pair of round, plump and even slightly cracked lips.

Little Page woke up suddenly, sat up suddenly, and suddenly felt a pain all over his body: "Ahhh

"Little brother! Are you awake? An old voice.

Little Page fixed his eyes, a white-bearded and white-haired old man, with a small bun on his head, short stature, a gray cloth short coat on his upper body, a pair of dark blue shorts on his lower body, and a pair of hemp flip-flops on his feet?

"Grandpa?" Little Page involuntarily shouted. Isn't this Nima the shape of the gourd baby's grandfather? Did I travel to the world of gourd babies?

The old man smiled and praised: "What polite! ”

Little Page looked at himself again, and the one bound by gauze was like a mummy, scratching his head, and stammering, "Old man, you just ...... Lie on top of me...... Do what? ”

The old man squinted his eyes and smiled obscenely: "Of course, it is for you to do artificial respiration, and you have slept for two days and two nights." ”

Little Page glanced at the old man's rich lips again, like five thunder empowerments, his stomach suddenly turned over, and a burst of turbidity poured into his throat, and he swallowed it again because of the old man's life-saving grace.

In the novel and on TV, shouldn't the protagonist be rescued by beautiful women when he falls off the cliff?

Sure enough, fairy tales are all lies!

Little Paige had a flash of inspiration in his head. Wrong! Maybe this old man has a beautiful granddaughter, so he immediately asked, "Grandpa?" When the words came to his mouth, he was a little shy, "Do you have a granddaughter, granddaughter or something?" ”

"Absolutely!" The old man replied sharply, turned around and shouted outside the house, "Little Master, you all come in!" ”

"Little poem...... What a poetic name, it must be a beautiful woman......" Little Page muttered, looking nervously at the door, his eyes unblinking, never looking away for a moment.

"Squeak", the wooden door opens.

walked in a big man who was almost 1.9 meters tall, also wearing a gray cloth short coat, looking fierce and vicious. Little Page began to feel his stomach tumbling again, but fortunately there was another person behind him, another big man, in the same outfit, but slightly shorter.

Little Page couldn't hold back any longer, lying on the edge of the bed and spit out, suddenly a woman walked forward quickly, reached out to help Little Peppa with her hand, and said in her mouth: "Childe's big injury has not healed, it's better to lie down!" ”

This sound!

At first glance, it sounds like a yellow warbler out of the valley and a kite crying a phoenix, crisp and loud but tactful and soft; Listen to it again, but it is like the gurgling water, the wind blowing the willows, low back soft and charming and affectionate; Listening carefully, I only feel that the sky is wide and the clouds are comfortable, the sea is calm and the waves are calm, which makes people open-minded and can't stop.

Little Page looked up, and his eyes froze.

I saw that the woman was about fifteen or sixteen years old, her face was like a peach blossom, her apricot eyes were smiling, her shoulders were shaved, and her waist was like a plain, although she was dressed in coarse cloth, it did not affect her delicate figure and full of beauty embryos.

Although the age seems to be a little younger, isn't it a popular loli development plan now? Little Page couldn't help but smile brightly at the corners of his mouth when he thought of this.

"Childe, Childe?" The woman called softly.

"Stunned? Let me! The tall man walked up to Little Page and roared, "Childe!! ”

Little Page woke up abruptly and asked again and again, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? Thinking of the gaffe just now, I couldn't help but glance at the woman again. Unexpectedly, the restraint that he was most proud of was instantly disintegrated by this woman.

The corners of the woman's mouth turned up, and she said with a smile: "We found Gongzi under the cliff the afternoon before yesterday, and Brother Da Xiong carried you back." Speaking of this, the tall man stood up with his arms crossed, showing off his chest muscles, and the woman smiled softly and continued: "Grandpa saw that you were unconscious for two days and two nights in a row......

"I'll take the opportunity to lie on you, and I'll ......," the old man took over, and as he spoke, he pouted and crawled to the bed.

"Wow!" Little Page sat up again in shock, and a roar almost scared the old man off the edge of the bed.

"What are you doing?" Seeing the situation, the short man stood up with a scolding and described it vividly: "My grandfather saved you by artificial respiration last night, he is so old, the whole person is lying on you, opening his mouth wide, using all his strength, pulling away the ......"

“OK！ OK！ I thank Grandpa! Little Page raised his hands and looked at the old man, and saw the old man staring at him, his expression was extremely subtle, he closed his eyes and twisted his head helplessly: "I thank grandpa!" But I hope you don't talk about it again! ”

Little Page turned his head again, looked at the woman expectantly, and asked softly, "Then did you help ......me?"

The tall man took another step forward, arched his arms forward, and once again showed his well-developed pectoral muscles: "You think beautifully!" If you want Xiaoshi to give you artificial respiration, she promises, and my pectoralis major muscle will not agree! ”

"Even if his pectoralis major muscle agrees, my biceps won't say yes!" The short man also poses like a bodybuilder, showing off his strong biceps.

The woman looked at the stunned little Peppa, stood up and introduced: "This is Brother Big Bear, this is Brother Erxiong, when Grandpa was physically exhausted, they all had relay help." ”

"Hey! Helping others is the foundation of happiness, don't say it, little teacher! Brother Erxiong, that is, the short big man, smiled cheaply, and stretched out his tongue at Little Peppa and licked it on his lips.

Little Page feels like he's dying again, this family is too heavy! If it weren't for the presence of a beautiful woman, it would definitely be a face, okay?

Little Page endured the trauma in his heart, and was almost on the verge of collapse: "Grandpa, Brother Big Bear, Brother Erxiong, and ......" looked at the beauty and suddenly couldn't call her name.

The woman smiled sweetly: "My name is step trainer, you can call me junior master." ”

"Oh." Little Peppa still had a painful expression and cried: "And Xiaoshi, my name is Little Peppa Xiao, I thank you whole family!" Can you let me stay alone, I want to be quiet! ”

Xiao Shi took the lead in getting up, waved his hand to everyone, looked back and smiled, and said, "Little boy, if you need it, just call me, I'm just outside the door." ”

Little Page nodded, revealing a nymphomaniac again, and secretly said: "There is such a beautiful woman in the world!" I really want to be dominated by her......"

Brother Big Bear and Brother Er Xiong finally walked out of the house, and the two whispered.

"Who is Jingjing?"

"It should be his best friend!"

When everyone was out of the house, Little Page lay alone on the bed, looking up at the thatched roof, confused, and muttered to himself, "Can anyone tell me where this is?" ”

【Ding Dong!】 System Friendly Reminder: Do you have an available item "Ask Me Scroll"*3, and ask if you want to use it in batches? 】

After a series of inexplicable prompts, little Page had such a dialog box in his mind, and he couldn't help but gasp.

Does this Rinnyima have a systematic existence?

Isn't Dad going to blow up the sky?

Little Page operated with his consciousness and chose "yes" and "no" between "yes" and "no".

["Ask Me Anything"*3 is opened in batches, and you can now ask any three questions.] If you are unable to answer beyond the system's knowledge, you will return the "Ask Me Anything"*1. 】

Little Peppa listened to the explanation, thought that it was still strange, and blurted out: "! So bite? ”

[Answer: Yes, that's it!] 】

"! Is this Nima also a problem? Little Page couldn't help but curse in his head.

[Question Answer: Yes, count it as a question!] 】

"it!" Little Page wanted to scold again, so he quickly reached out to cover his mouth, and marveled that he was still able to brake the car.

These two waves of blood loss!

One last question! Little Page thought about it very carefully, and decided to figure out the situation first, "Where am I at the moment?" After speaking, he hurriedly added: "Be detailed! ”

[Answer: You are in Yangzhou Lujiang Fuyun Valley at the moment, the specific time is the third year of the late Eastern Han Dynasty, the early autumn of 191 AD. 】

Little Peppa stared: "I really crossed over?" ”

[System prompt: "Scroll with answers"*0.] If you want to continue to ask questions, please go to the system mall to redeem. 】

Little Page looked for it on the interface, and scolded again: "There is clearly an option to open the reels one by one, and Nima actually prompted me to open them in batches!" ”

Consciousness control clicks on the mall.

I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it!

Loadout value exchange bar, various available items, potions, and skill books, such as: "Random Group Scroll EX", "Designated Place Teleportation Scroll EX/MAX", as well as "Invisibility Potion (5 minutes)" and "Strength/Agility/Intelligence Potion (5 minutes)". Good cheats! And the skill book "Justice of Demacia", isn't this the big sword of the grass bush? This is? And Devil Fruits......

"Tynyima is rich! As long as you stabilize your development, it won't be long before you can become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life! Let me see, pretending to be forced, slapping in the face, suppressing, shocking, and worshipping can get the corresponding pretending value. Ay! it! My pretend is 0? ”

"And the achievement value, this I know, all kinds of achievements in World of Warcraft. Ay! it! The Falling achievement is complete, but what about the other achievements? All hidden achievements? ”

[System prompt: Your current level is too low, in order to avoid the boss from swiping across levels, some achievement tasks will be opened after a slight success!] 】

"Saga! Let's take a look, what is a red face? it! Why can't you click on it? There's a hint, click on it. ”

[System Prompt: The red face system is all permanently hidden tasks, and beauties with more than 8 points (10 points on a 10-point scale) can get the corresponding red face value. 】

"I don't know how many points the little master can score, at least 9 points, right?" Little Page lay on the bed, smirking to himself. If others see this plot, eighty percent will think he is a fool.

View Items: Item "Random Teleportation Scroll" x1, Skill Book "Little Fireball" x1

Little Page froze, took a few deep breaths in a row, and clicked on the skill book "Little Fireball" with some nervousness.

[System prompt: Is the skill book "Little Fireball" learned?] 】

[Yes] [No]

Select "Yes"!

Little Peggy suddenly felt a shudder, which was very different from the boring feeling after a shudder. At this tremble, the muscles, blood vessels, and even pores of the whole body began to relax, although I didn't reach out to touch it, I could feel it, and at this moment, the skin was smooth and delicate like a baby......

"Uh~" Little Page looked up and gasped.

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations on learning the skill "Little Fireball"! 】

"Smack! Syllable! Smack! ”

With the intermittent sound, the gauze began to break one by one, like a cocoon into a butterfly and a phoenix nirvana. Little Page felt the strength in his body gradually fill, and pain and joy were mixed.

This should be the so-called pain and happiness!

Little Page stood at the head of the bed and shouted, "Daddy is the archmage!" It's time for Daddy's pretending! ”

"Squeak!" The wooden door opened again.

The little master was sorting out the firewood at the door, and when he heard movement in the house, he pushed the door directly and entered.

Her eyes just fell on little Peppa and she was slightly stunned, a pair of beautiful eyes opened in vain, the cherry opened lightly, snorted, and her pretty face was pale and fainted on the spot.

【Ding Dong!】 Congratulations on your success in Shock and 1 Pretend Force. 】

Little Page was also stunned when he saw Xiao Shi suddenly faint, and when he heard the system prompt, he was even more confused.

I'm neither shocked nor frightened!

Little Page hurriedly got out of bed to help Xiao Shi, and then caught a glimpse of Xiao Xiaoqi with his head up, and his whole face suddenly turned the color of pig liver.

Nima! What about Daddy's Spider-Man suit?